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What I Heard This Week! June 14, 2018

What I Heard This Week June 14, 2018

The original map of the Hundred Acre Wood from Winnie-the-Pooh is set to be auctioned in London next month with an estimated price tag of up to $200,000. Four other Winnie-the-Pooh illustrations are also being offered at the same auction. Christopher Robin, the film, is due to be released by Disney in August. With my kids all grown up now, I tend to miss Pooh, Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Those were sweeter times than Grand Theft Auto and Battlefield 1 video games.


California will require almost all new homes to be built with solar panels by the year 2020. Why is California always light years ahead of the rest of us? Yes, what a great idea.


Mamoudou Gassama is a 22-year-old migrant from Mali who arrived in France in September without documentation. Some people in Paris are now calling him Spider-Man of the 18th, after he saw a child suspended from a balcony then scaled 4-balconies to the 5th floor to save the 4-year old that had been left alone by his father while he went grocery shopping and then stopping on the way home to play Pokémon Go. What! Not all heroes wear capes. So, our young hero is now being offered French citizenship. Someone needs to tell the dad that you don’t leave children alone ANYWHERE. Home, bookstores, bathrooms, grocery stores…ANYWHERE.


June 19th is National Martini Day. If you like gin, try Hendricks. In addition to the traditional juniper infusion, Hendrick’s uses Bulgarian rose and cucumber to add flavor. My mind says,” Cucumber. Salad. Healthy. Works for me.”


Former President Bill Clinton and James Patterson (who has written many novels including ‘The Quickie’ and ‘Kiss the Girls’) have co-authored a book, “The President is Missing.” Hmmm. In promoting the book, inquiring minds seem to be more interested in Monica Lewinsky and why Clinton never issued a private apology, as he insists that his public apology was adequate. Yikes. My mind imagines Hillary sitting at home watching the interviews on the telly, whispering to herself, “I should never have let him out of the house.” My son calls this book tour a ‘slow-motion train wreck.’ Someone should have worked with Clinton on some proper answers to the inevitable questions.


Near Baytown, a nine-month old baby girl was accidently left behind in a hot vehicle for three hours and died. Parents don’t forget your little ones. I heard you are supposed to put something next to the car-seat that you are not likely to forget. Like your shoe, because you won’t go anywhere without a shoe.


There may be ex-wives, ex-husbands, ex-football players, but there are NO ex-Texans.
In New Zealand, foreign property buyers must pass a good-character test. Matt Lauer, former Today show co-host, will be allowed to keep his ranch in New Zealand but the Overseas Investment Office does not condone the inappropriate way that Lauer behaved and will continue to monitor the matter.


“We don’t stop going to school when we graduate.” – Carol Burnett


Scientists are saying that the Kilauea volcano has now covered over 8 square miles. According to the US geological Society, the Kilauea volcano has erupted approximately 63 times between 1750 and 1982 and has been continuously erupting since January 3, 1983. Yikes, that’s 35 years.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: World Golf Hall of Fame Hale Irwin is 73. He says, “Feeling tired should almost never be an excuse, because your body has huge reserves of energy. But if you eat badly, stay out late drink too much and so on, you’ll pay a price on the course.” TV host Anderson Cooper is 51. Singer Ronnie Dunn is 65. Brooks & Dunn till 2011. Model Heidi Klum is 45. Singer Alanis Morisette is 44. Actress writer Amy Schumer is 37. Prince would have been 60. ☹ Actor Bruce Dern is 82.

Actor Parker Stevenson is 66. Actress Angelina Jolie is 43. Financial guru Suze Orman is 67. Jazz musician Kenny G is 62. Author Patricia Cornwell is 62. Actor Michael J. Fox is 57. Writer-producer Aaron Sorkin is 57. A Few Good Men, The American President, Charlie Wilson’s War, Moneyball. Actor Johnny Depp is 55. Actress Natalie Portman is 37.

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger is 95. Actress Lee Meriwether is 83. Actor Louis Gossett Jr. is 82. Actor Todd Bridges is 53. Willis Jackson on Different Strokes. Singer Nancy Sinatra is 78. Comic-strip creator Scott Adams is 61. Dilbert. Rapper and Mr. ‘Kardashian’ Kanye West is 41. Former President George H. W. Bush is 94. Last week the family celebrated what would have been the 93rd birthday of Barbara Bush.

Musician Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones’ is 71. He will release a new book in October and according to his website, “Ronnie Wood has chosen nearly 100 painted set lists to be published for the first time. Presented in chronological order, the collection follows the group’s travels to foreign rehearsal locations that were kept secret at the time. They reveal the songs rehearsed for historic performances, such as the Rolling Stones’ 2014 inaugural concert in Israel, as well as documenting the shows as eventually played. The colorful hand-lettering recalls Wood’s early art school days when he worked as a sign writer. The set lists are visually eye catching and filled with fascinating details. Wood’s calligraphy is interspersed with his own illustrations, doodles by fellow band members, and jotted notes that all add up to paint a picture of life on the road with the Rolling Stones.”


Legendary chef and TV and travel host Anthony Bourdain died at the age of 61 from apparent suicide while on location in Paris. “As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life and travel leaves marks on you. Most of the time, those marks on your body or on your heart are beautiful. Often though, they hurt.” – Anthony Bourdain


Jerry Maren, the last living actor who played a Munchkin in The Wizard of Oz, has died at the age of 98. He was just 4’-3” tall and 18 years old and one of more than 100 actors who played Munchkins in the 1939 classic.


Father’s Day: I’m going to share this list of tool ideas that someone sent me…Mini Battery Tester, Yeti Bucket, Outdoor Knots Guide, Nebo Cryket Flashlight, Milwaukee Bit Set, Mechanix Fast Fit Work Gloves, ‘Man in the Mirror’ Book (solving the 24 problems men face), Makita Quiet Impact Driver Tool, Gerber Suspension Multi-Plier, BenchMade Blade Sharpener, Maratac AAA flashlight, Ironclad General Gloves, Kershaw Leek Blackwash Knife, KeySmart Keyring, Leatherman Sketetool, Leatherman Style PS Multi-Tool or you can just get him something really useful like a tie to decorate his closet.


June Weddings: Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we’re having a queso fountain.


Ticks are supposed to be a problem this year. Yes, even in South Texas. Consumer Reports suggests the following things to ‘tick proof’ your yard without spraying. Since ticks like the shade of taller grass and cool damp areas on your lawn, keep your grass cut and bagged, trim or weed-wack tall grasses and weeds, blow away leaves or bag them to eliminate the damp cooler areas that ticks love, trim low-hanging tree branches to at least 18-inches above the ground, or lay a mulch moat; a 3-foot barrier of mulch (wood chips or bark, not shredded) around the perimeter of your yard. This creates a dry and hot obstacle to ticks. Wear long-sleeved shirts, long pants, socks and closed-toe shoes and always perform a tick check as soon as you return indoors.


The Freeport Re-Tail Shop is celebrating its Grand Re-opening On Saturday, June 16th from 10AM to 3PM. Located at 515 W 2nd Street, this SPCA of Brazoria County thrift shop offers a unique, ever-changing selection. The flea market type layout has a “Doggone Good Deals” main area and a more select side called “The Cat’s Meow”. Merchandise includes home goods, furniture, collectables, clothing, home improvement items, office supplies and more. The re-sellable stock is donated and much appreciated. Proceeds from sales support the SPCA of Brazoria County located in Lake Jackson at 141 Canna Lane. For more information about the shelter and all programs visit the website at www.spcabc.org. Be sure to say hello to the new director, Kristen.


Saudi Arabia issued the first driver’s licenses to 10 women as they prepare to lift the ban on women driving, but some women who campaigned for the right to drive, remain under arrest.


A study is now showing that most women with a common form of early-stage breast cancer can safely skip chemotherapy without hurting their chances of beating the disease. Staging and genetic testing will be used to gauge each patient’s risk. Hmmm. As a former breast cancer patient who went through months of treatment and years of recovery, this is good news, great news in fact because it will also save huge amounts of money and chemotherapy is so hard on your heart, but I can’t stop wondering if it’s for the benefit of the insurance companies. I’m just not sure what to think. It’s supposed to be put into effect immediately, so if you are diagnosed in the future, be sure to research and get the facts.


For Mother’s Day, my music-loving son bought two tickets for us to see one of my favorites, The Doobie Brothers. They were sharing the Smart Financial stage with Steely Dan and to announce this precious gift, Gage used my existing grocery list and marked out ‘bleach’ that I had written on the top of the post-it-note. Lying on the note was a twisted piece of aluminum foil. I was of course curious and asked about the foil. He told me to figure it out for myself. Still puzzled, he offered, “Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers. A steel doobie. Get it, Mom?” I’m so glad that to-date, his college education is so thorough. He’s a funny guy. Doobie Brothers was pretty good on about half the songs, but Steely Dan was a great concert from start to finish. Fun night. Thanks, Gage, for a very, very memorable Mother’s Day. You make my job as a mom, FUN. I’m so glad that I “force-fed” music to you every day and every night when you were little.


Happy Father’s Day to all the hard-working, loving and appreciative dads out there. Thanks for taking the time to read this…Lisa

  

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