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What I Heard This Week! 02-04-2021

What I Heard This Week February 3, 2021

There isn’t much that makes me sad anymore… mainly trashing our Earth… you know who you are… but now this. You may want to find a chair and sit down. Grab a cold washcloth for your forehead. Better yet, hang on to something fluffy that brings you joy, and lie down, so you don’t fall down. Here it is. If you are a fan of Hobby Lobby’s 40% off coupon, you will have less than a month to continue your coupon pleasure before it’s discontinued at the end of February. There, I said it. I couldn’t find it on their website, but here is what I could find. “As of February 28th, 2021, Hobby Lobby will no longer be offering the 40% off coupon in stores or online. By making this decision, we are intensifying our efforts to discount thousands of items every day. This will offer a better value instead of providing a discount on only one item with the coupon. It is always our intent to provide you with beyond compare service, great prices and the best selection. We appreciate your understanding during this period of transition and thank you for your continued business.”  Come on. It’s not just a coupon, it is a best friend. You don’t leave home without it. When my daughter was going through the Architecture program her freshman year at UH, we would spend at least $100 (or more) every weekend she came home. Hobby Lobby had it all in stock. Pens, pencils, X-acto knives, drawing paper, triangles, T-squares, glue, cutting mats, steel rulers, scale rulers, more pens, and pencils…and that was just the beginning of the list. It was always so nice to know that at least one of the items (two, if both of us stood in separate lines) on our list was going to be 40% off. The end of an era. For those of you that don’t understand, I don’t know what to say.


There might have been just the tiniest bit of whine in my recent text conversation with my favorite uncle. His reply was, “Man plans – God laughs.”  Geez. I needed to hear and be reminded because it is SO true. Why must we forget it so often?


The vaccine according to the Mayo Clinic: “After you get both doses of a COVID-19 vaccine, it takes about two weeks for your body to build up protection. But even then, you could become infected with the virus that causes COVID-19. Keep in mind that the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine is 95% effective in preventing the COVID-19 virus. The Moderna COVID-19 vaccine is 94.1% effective in preventing the COVID-19 virus. While your risk of getting the COVID-19 virus after being vaccinated is low, it is possible.”
“Even after getting the COVID-19 vaccine, continue to follow safety precautions and consider avoiding in-person visits with friends and family until more is known about the immunity the vaccines provide. If you choose to have in-person visits, remember to keep distance between yourself and others (within about 6 feet, or 2 meters). Wear a mask. Visit outdoors when possible, or open windows and doors to make sure the space is well-ventilated. And wash your hands often.”


Once a month…I publish a financial report in Brazoria County. One report is the Assumed Name Certificates aka new business filings. There were 298 new businesses in Brazoria County last month. That seems like a lot to me. Don’t forget to support these new businesses.


Legendary, 94-year-old Tony Bennett revealed he has been battling Alzheimer’s. He was first diagnosed in 2016, but continued performing, having his last public performance in March 2020. Tony Bennett is a family favorite at our house, and we last saw him in 2018 at Smart Financial in Sugarland. He was great! Except for the fact that he sang one song twice, you would never have believed that he was in his 90’s and had been doing this for 70-something years. One song had no amplification, and it was outstanding. His wife is 54, having met him when she was 19, and president of his fan club in the San Francisco Bay area. They have been together since the late 80’s. According to her, part of his treatment plan includes twice weekly rehearsals with his pianist, where he transforms into “the old Tony.”


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor James Spader is 61. Boston Legal, Blacklist. Country singer Garth Brooks is 59. Keyboardist David Bryan of Bon Jovi is 59. Composer-conductor John Williams is 89. Jaws, Star Wars, Superman, Indiana Jones, E.T., Jurassic Park, Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan and three Harry Potter installments. ABC News anchor Ted Koppel is 81. Actor Nick Nolte is 81. Actor Mary Steenburgen is 68. Author John Grisham is 66. Singer Vince Neil of Motley Crue is 60. Good Morning America co-host George Stephanopoulos is 60. Actor Laura Dern is 54. Actor Joe Don Baker is 85. Sheriff Buford Pusser.

Broadcaster Roger Mudd is 93. Actor-turned-politician Sheila James Kuehl is 80. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. In 1994, she became the first openly gay California legislator. Singer Carole King is 79. Rhythm & Blues singer Barbara Lewis is 78. Actor Joe Pesci is 78. Author Alice Walker is 77. The Color Purple. Actor Mia Farrow is 76. Singer Joe Ely is 74. Actor Judith Light is 72.  Ugly Betty, Who’s the Boss.

Actor Tina Louise is 83. Gilligan’s Island. Singer Roberta Flack is 84. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, Killing Me Softly with His Song, Feel Like Makin’ Love; and Where Is the Love and The Closer I Get to You, two duets with Donny Hathaway. Actor George Segal is 87. Singer Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers is 69. Actor Joanna Kerns is 68. Growing Pains. Actor Kim Novak is 88. Singer Peter Gabriel is 71. Genesis. Musician Sergio Mendes is 80. The Fool on the Hill with Brasil 66. Singer Sheryl Crow is 59.


Cloris Leachman, Emmy (8 Primetime) and Oscar winner (Best Supporting Actress in Supporting Role 1972 – Last Picture Show), died at 94. The legendary actress set a record when at age 82, she appeared on Dancing with the Stars in 2005. She was in The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Young Frankenstein, and so much more. Emmy- and Tony-winning actress Cicely Tyson, who distinguished herself in theater, film, and television, died at 96. She won two Emmys for playing the 110-year-old former slave in the 1974 television drama, The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman. A new generation of moviegoers saw her in the 2011 hit The Help. On stage, Hal Holbrook started playing Mark Twain when he was 29. As he grew older, he found he needed less and less makeup to look elderly. Holbrook had a substantial career in TV and film, but nothing compared to the one-man show that he did for more than six decades. He died at 94. Lake Jackson: Local diver and underwater photographer, Jackie Reid, died. He had a passion for photography and was always so generous with his time and proud to show his beautiful photographs.


Jeopardy revealed new guests hosts that will arrive once Ken Jennings’ stint is finished. Executive Producer Mike Richards will host for two weeks, then NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers, Actress Mayim Bialik and Journalist Katie Couric and Bill Whitaker will take turns stepping into Alex Trebek’s place.


A Russian woman swam under the frozen surface of a lake for 279 ft. in a single breath. It is believed to be a world record for under-ice swimming. (There is nothing that sounds fun about that.) Johnson & Johnson’s one-shot vaccine appears effective (72% in US), but not as much as rivals. Boeing posted record losses and plunging sales after dual crises: the collapse of travel during the pandemic, and the struggle to get its troubled 737 Max back in the air. Want to feel old? ZZ Top’s first album is now 50 years old. It was called simply, ZZ Top’s First Album. Ha-ha. We were so complicated back then.


The drama Phil Collins has been going through with his nasty divorce is not over. He could not get ex-wife and her current husband to move out of his $40 million house, so he evicted them. His ex-wife has decided that some of her possessions no longer spark joy for her. Her rep said, “She is moving to a smaller home and getting rid of some of her clothing and jewelry that she no longer wears…I mean, after all, she does have 5,000 pairs of shoes alone and only two feet—she can’t wear them all!”  Poor baby.  So, she is auctioning off gold records and awards belonging to Phil Collins. Hmmm. Her divorce settlement was reportedly $46.68 million.


Ben & Jerry’s debuted frozen canine treats called Doggie Desserts and are available in two flavors: Pontch’s Mix and Rosie’s Batch, named after employees’ dogs. Pontch is a French bulldog and Rosie is a rescue dog of mixed heritage. I like that…mixed heritage. My pup, Teller, is of ‘unknown’ mixed heritage. I just finished an article about what you should not feed your dog. Ice cream was on the list. Hmmm. It seems that dogs’ bodies are not designed to digest milk after they are weaned as puppies.


The robins are still here, eating my raisins. My neighbor told me that we also have Orange-crowned Warblers. I wondered what they were…beautiful with a yellow-green and gray color, but the orange crown is usually only visible when the bird is excited and raising its head feathers, according to a Google search. Fill your feeders with suet, peanut butter, and sugar water for them. Birds need our help.


Public-service announcement for the week. The names were not changed to protect the innocent. My office phone/internet bill went up by $40 this month, so I phoned, and was put on hold, for forever. I tried again, speaking with three different people, eventually leaving my number to return my call, since there wasn’t a soul in the correct department that was available to help me. Hmmm. I am a positive person. Three days later, Nestor called me, we played phone tag, then finally connected. It seemed promising until Nestor told me that he could not help me…wrong department. Sigh. He sent me to Mike…another wrong department. Then Mike sent me to James, who was ready to help. I explained that I am a small business and need his help. We eliminated the TV which had gone from $9.99 per month to $39.90. Easy break. Nothing else was available unless I signed a 2-year contract. No new 2-year contracts during a pandemic, is my mantra! He even suggested that if I didn’t stay in business, then I could stipulate that the next buyer or renter of my building could take over the contract!?! Thanks buddy, for making this so much fun for me. At this point, I happened to glance at the bill and saw Broadcast TV Fee of $17.05. “Yep,” he says, “that goes away too.” So, total, it looks like I just saved $61.28 a month by eliminating TV in the kitchen that we only watch during storms. An autopsy on bills, would find that most customers are paying 20-40% or more, than the base rate they originally signed up for. Not good.


Super Bowl 55 will be played at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida this Sunday. COVID has messed up everything. This will be the first Super Bowl in 37 years without a Budweiser commercial. Instead, they will support ‘critical covid-19 vaccine awareness’ with donations and future ad campaigns. I will miss those Clydesdales in their fuzzy house slippers. I am only good for the commercials and the halftime. It was just last week that I even realized that it was time for Super Bowl Sunday again. The 2021 national anthem will be a duet performed by Grammy-nominated artists Jazmine Sullivan and Eric Church ahead of this year’s Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The national anthem will be preceded by a performance of “America the Beautiful” by Grammy-award winning artist H.E.R. then Warren “WAWA” Snipe will perform both songs in American Sign Language. Three-time Grammy award winner, The Weeknd will headline the halftime. It costs an estimated $5.5 million for a 30-second commercial advertising spot during the Super Bowl, so with only 20% of fans in the stadium, the possibility of lower TV ratings, canceled viewing parties, and social distancing, many of the traditional advertisers are sitting this one out in 2021.


Headline: Target and Costco are the latest retailers to stop selling Chaokoh coconut milk following accusations that its manufacturer uses monkey labor. WHAT! Now listen, I am a compassionate consumer and not one to abuse ANY animal. Ever. But if it was done safely and in a kind way, it seems silly not to let monkeys do what monkeys do. Climb coconut trees and pick coconuts. I bet there is more to the story for another time. Have a great week. Thanks for taking the time out of your day to read us.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! May 17, 2018

What I Heard This Week May 17, 2018

Some people really mess things up for the rest of us. The city of Houston had what I thought was a great idea to allow people to Adopt-A-Drain, encouraging residents to help keep their neighborhood storm sewers clear of debris and yard waste and prevent flooding during Houston downpours by cleaning 10ft on either side of their drain 4-times a year, allowing water to keep flowing and avoid back-ups, especially as flood recovery continues after Harvey. You can even ‘playfully’ name your drain – they have “Blue Eyes Crying in the Drain, Drainy McDrain Face, Thomas the Thirsty Trench, Snakes on a Drain and my personal favorite, Sterling Cooper Drainper Pryce. (Obviously, a ‘Mad Men’ follower.) Well, as in all good things, someone decided to mess it up, naming over 200 drains after an online sex toy retailer, then people were being directed to the website of this company. Houston hopes to have this problem worked out by the end of this week since there are still over 115,000 storm drains still available for adoption. So far, over 500 drains have been successfully and lovingly placed with a family of their very own. Yay.


The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has rescinded the honors it awarded to Bill Cosby, the first time the center has taken such action. Aye.


One lucky woman, watching the Kentucky Derby at an off-track betting parlor in Texas, picked the winners of five straight races at Churchill Downs and turned her $18 Pick-5 bet into a $1.2 million payout. That’s nice.


“I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a commemorative plaque.” – Ali Wong


In March, a veteran who lost his genitals in Afghanistan has received a penis, scrotum and part of the abdominal wall transplanted from a deceased donor in a highly experimental 14-hour operation. The patient who asked to remain anonymous, is eventually expected to recover urinary and sexual function. He also received an extra experimental step, an infusion of bone marrow from the same donor that research suggests may help the immune system to better tolerate a transplant and would also allow him to take one anti-rejection drug instead of many. Amazing. The patient was quoted as saying, “When I first woke up, I finally felt more normal.”


The book, “Soul on Ice,” was checked out of the San Francisco Public library in 1970. It was an overdue book for 47 years, four months and 29 days, with a late fee of what could have been $1,731.70, but the library caps fines at $10.01. That’s a nice story.


Antonio Banderas is playing artist Pablo Picasso in National Geographic’s 10-part series, Genius. Not only does he share a Spanish heritage with Picasso, they were also both born in the town of Malaga where Banderas crossed the street in front of Picasso’s house, as a child.


It’s a fact that anywhere in Texas you can yell “The stars at night are big and bright” and random strangers will finish your sentence.


BrickWorld Chicago is five straight days of Lego play. Lego enthusiasts from around the world build, display, play, talk, swap and win Legos. Kragle is a bad word among this crowd (a tube of Crazy Glue designed to ensure that everyone touched by it is permanently sealed in place, for those that didn’t see The Lego Movie.) Don’t touch, don’t ask how long it took to build, don’t ask how many pieces there are and most of all, don’t ride your skateboard on the convention floor. This year’s convention is June 13-17. Be sure to tip the Lego bellman.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rock musician Dick Dale is 81. The King of the Surf Guitar. Singer Rita Coolidge is 73. Country singer Tim McGraw is 51. Singer Toni Tennille is 78. Actor James Mitchum is 77. He is the eldest son of Robert Mitchum who died in 1997. Rock musician Alex Van Halen is 65. Actress Melissa Gilbert is 54. Singer Enrique Iglesias is 43. Rock correspondent Kurt Loder is 73. Editor at Rolling Stone, MTV.

NBC newsperson Brian Williams is 59. Actress Tina Yothers is 45. Jennifer Kees on Family Ties. Singer Adele is 30. Singer Donovan is 72. Actor Mike Hagerty is 64. Overboard. Inspector Gadget. Wayne’s World. Sports anchor Chris Berman is 63. Rock singer Bono is 58. U2. Model Linda Evangelista is 53. Actress Christine Baranski is 66. Fashion designer Donatella Versace is 63. Actor Dwayne Johnson is 46. The Rock. Princess Charlotte of Cambridge is 3. Singer Janet Jackson is 52. Actress Tina Fey is 48. Country singer George Strait is 66.

Filmmaker George Lucas is 74. Star Wars. “A special effect is a tool, a means of telling a story. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.” Director Robert Zemeckis is 67. Credited as “one of the greatest visual storytellers in filmmaking” with Romancing the Stone, Back to the Future trilogy, Who Framed Roger Rabbi and Forrest Gump. Rock singer David Byrne is 66. Talking Heads. Actor Tim Roth is 57. Actress Cate Blanchett is 49. Writer-director Sofia Coppola is 47.


Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.


A 33-year-old man in England was sentenced to life in prison after being found guilty of murdering his 32-year-old girlfriend in 2017, dismembering her body, and then admitting to police he made a necklace out of her teeth. Ugh.


Texas: Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas. It’s called balance.


The co-pilot of a Sichuan Airlines flight was sucked halfway out of the cockpit window after a loud noise, then a window blowing out. The plane was shaking so hard that the pilots could not read the gauges. Luckily the co-pilot was wearing a seatbelt and was pulled back in, suffering only minor injuries. The plane was believed to be 7-years-old and mechanical failure is to blame. This comes right after a Southwest Airlines pilot was credited with landing a plane after an engine exploded in midair, shattering a window, then sucking one passenger partially out of the plane. This passenger died soon after. What the heck is going on.


In Michigan, an engineering employee has been fired after police determined that she baked ‘laxative brownies’ intended for a departing colleague’s send-off party. Co-workers believe there might have been some tension between the two. You think. If there wasn’t, there is now. The employee wasn’t charged with any crime because she ‘fessed up’ before her co-workers ate the brownies.


Shop the 6th annual Artisan’s Market at Haak Vineyards and Winery on May 20th noon-4 pm. It features beautiful, handcrafted and homemade items from talented artists and of course, wine. It’s FREE but rsvp requested so they can plan for you. www.haaakwine.com or 409-925-1401. Go do something fun while you are still alive.


If you have the defective Takata air bags in your vehicle, seek repairs immediately. Use your VIN# and go to NHTSA.gov.


Nestle is paying more than $7 BILLION for the rights to sell Starbucks coffee and tea in grocery stores worldwide. Why? Because they have failed to pull in younger consumers. Anyone under the age of 60 thinks Nescafe is boring. Starbucks will focus on their more lucrative coffee shops and higher-end Roastery locations. They will also use the $7.15 Billion to fund stock buybacks.


About a mile from downtown Uvalde, Texas, there is the birth home of country-western star Dale Evans, Queen of the West. Inside the house, it’s dusty, all the furnishings are gone, doorknobs are missing and there was some discussion that the house should be demolished but it’s now on the market for $149,000 and there might be a buyer that wants to save it especially since it was designated as a local landmark last year by the city’s historic preservation board. When Evans married Roy Rogers in 1947, she was his third wife, but he was her fourth husband. They continued as a team until his death in 1998. She died at age 88 in 2001. Evans wrote the well-known song, “Happy Trails.”


Dang.  Add Roy Rogers to my list of cowboys and westerns from last week. Oh, and Gabby Hayes.


I think I messed up. Employee Appreciation Day is an unofficial holiday, the first Friday in March, and Administrative Professionals’ Day was April 25th. It is also called Secretaries Day or Administrative Assistant Day. I think I missed it. All of it. I’m sorry. The kind and loving people I work with everyday deserve better than this.  I had giant candy bars on their desks when they came in on Monday morning, that said “I appreciate you, Thank-you and You’re the Best.”


Things Texans Love: Whataburger, Kolaches, Cowboy Boots, Tacos, BBQ, Shiner, Blue Bell, Sweet Tea, Chips and Salsa, 85 MPH limits.


There is a Rolex watch called the Unicorn, perhaps one of the most expensive watches to ever go to auction, is a manually wound vintage Rolex Daytona made entirely of white gold and was a special-order piece produced in 1970. A collector is now willing to sell it and donate 100% of the proceeds to charity to help humanity. Because of its’ uniqueness, it is expected to bring over $3 million. The band is quite beautiful.


According to Time magazine, February temperatures were 27-degrees hotter than normal at Greenland’s Cape Morris Jesup, the northern most land-based weather station. Yep. 27 degrees. Having temperatures in LJ in the 90’s is horrible. Can you imagine 27 degrees hotter?

The Avengers: Infinity War took in $1-billion worldwide in the first 11 days, $450-million in the US.


Streaming music service, Spotify, is dropping R. Kelly from its playlist. Over the years, the multi-platinum recording artist has faced many accusations of sexual misconduct and was acquitted of child pornography charges in 2008. Spotify says they want to choose program to reflect their values.  #MuteRKelly. OK. Let’s hold some more famous people accountable. Especially the ones that young adults and kids look up to. See Bill Cosby…


Rita Moreno is 86 years old and is an EGOT – that means she has an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony award. The list of people that have received the coveted EGOT award is VERY short, as in only 12 people. So, when I heard that Moreno was on a recent talk show talking about how Marlon Brando was such a much better lover than Elvis, it took me by surprise. I thought she had more class than that. The list of people that do actually have class and show it, now seems to get smaller and smaller.


Exciting graduation and end-of-school festivities are upon us. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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