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What I Heard This Week 04-25-2024

What I Heard This Week April 24, 2024

 

According to the Old Farmer’s Almanac, the first Arbor Day occurred on April 10, 1872, in Nebraska City, Nebraska. It’s estimated that nearly one million trees were planted on that day.


Arbor Day is April 26th. What will you do? You could plant a tree, then take a picture of your children or grandchildren standing next to it each year on Arbor Day. Or a bigger job is to just plant a tree, don’t take pictures, but keep it watered and alive this summer. You could take kids or friends on a hike with nature. I remember taking a group of 7-year-old Cub Scouts on a hike just around my neighborhood. We found frogs, bones of animals, a tiny little skull (they loved that), flowers, rocks, ants, strings, plastic wrappers, insects, birds (lots of birds), a lake, animal tracks in the mud, squirrels, pretty leaves… there was so much to see and entertain them…and no electronics, yet every single thing was interesting to them. You could also do a family trash clean-up. Or make green Rice Krispie treats. But do something. The Earth needs you. I planted a Black Tupelo tree about three years ago. I named it Van Morrison and it is just now looking like it may live without me dragging water over the hill so often. I added another fertilizer stick to him this weekend. He should be beautiful in the fall when his leaves turn vibrant red, yellow, orange, and purple, but he is still only about three feet tall. I am patient as I admire him from my kitchen window.


Remember, someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.


The iconic Shiner brewery in South Texas is introducing a new line of spirits for our enjoyment. There is craft vodka, craft gin (8 botanicals including pecans, hmmm), and an unaged whiskey aka White Dog or Moonshine. And we all know that once unaged whiskey is thrown in an oak barrel for a couple of years, it becomes more famously known as BOURBON.


The Earth is a fine place and worth fighting forErnest Hemingway


Often, my coworkers have ideas for this column, which I readily accept. There is only so much reading one can do, and so many times, I can get through an entire article, then don’t really know how to put it into words what will make the subject sound interesting and appealing. Other times I can spend thirty minutes writing the paragraph, then just delete it. It just doesn’t work. This current suggestion was the “Dune” promotional sandworm shaped popcorn bucket available at the AMC concession counter on your way to watch the movie. Actually, it wasn’t an office suggestion, it was more like a warning; “You don’t want to… or you can’t write about the Dune promotional sandworm-shaped popcorn bucket.” Hmmm. So, now I’m curious. I looked it up. So far, I haven’t found a positive mention about the wasteful hard plastic, finger-grabbing, 80 tentacle, off-color looking, waste of your time, your reputation, and your money at $24.99. Just saying. It looks like just another item for our overflowing landfills.


Like the trees, we are visitors, guests of the Earth. Kim Stafford


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:  Actor Julie Christie is 84. Remember her in Dr. Zhivago?  Life magazine said 1965 was “The Year of Julie Christie.”  She was and still is, a very beautiful woman, a contender for the role of Honey Ryder in the first James Bond film, Dr. No, but the producer thought her breasts were too small. The role went to Ursula Andress. Retired MLB Allstar Pete Rose is 83. Rock musician, and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, Ritchie Blackmore is 79. Co-founder of Deep Purple. Singer musician Iggy Pop is 77. Actor singer Patti LuPone is 75. Actor Tony Danza is 73. Actor Andie MacDowell is 66. Best hair in Hollywood. Singer Fabian is 81. News anchor Tom Brokaw is 84. Actor Lee Majors is 85. Singer Peter Frampton is 74. Actor Jack Nicholson is 87.


Louis Gossett Jr. died at 87. Fiddler in Roots, Gunnery Sergeant Emil Foley opposite Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman, 2023’s Color Purple. Dickey Betts, guitarist, singer, and songwriter of classics like Ramblin’ Man, Blue Sky and Jessica, died of cancer and pulmonary disease at 80. With the death of Duane Allman in 1971, he took on the lead role in the Allman Brothers Band. It was said that when Dickey and Duane played, they became one on stage. British author Lynne Reid Banks, who wrote bestselling The L-Shaped Room and The Indian in the Cupboard, died at 94. Self-taught drummer, Albert “Tootie” Heath, who played with many jazz greats, died at 88. New Orleans singer and piano legend Clarence “Frogman” Henry who toured with the Beatles in the 60’s, died at 87.


We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. Native American Proverb


Squatters took over one of Gordon Ramsay’s restaurants and hotel in London, York & Albany, and are threatening legal action against trespassers…wait, aren’t they the trespassers? The business was temporarily closed while the celebrity chef finalized his lease. The squatters believe that the law allows them to be there. (2012 Legal Aid, Sentencing, and Punishment Offenders Act that states occupying a nonresidential building is not a crime.)


In a small Texas town, the mayor’s race includes a newcomer who helped lead the failed effort to pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic. His name is Eric “Big Juicy” Love. Actually, Big Juicy is the name of his English bulldog, but he wanted to pay homage to his dog by including it in his name. He is a private investigator who filmed Trump speaking on Jan. 6th but did not take part in storming the Capitol.


Words to Anything Goes written by Cole Porter for his 1934 musical.
The world has gone mad today,
And good’s bad today,
And black’s white today,
And day’s night today…


The city of Baltimore believes there was an incompetent crew on board the Dali, accusing them of negligence in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse, along with saying the ship was in unseaworthy condition before the collision. More than half the world’s population aged 5 and older (51% or about 4 billion people), are projected to be overweight or obese by 2035. With the blessings of sculptor David Adickes, Huntsville’s Sam Houston Statue, which stands on a 100-foot pedestal and rises 67 more feet into the air, will be wearing a Houston Texans City Edition Color Rush jersey until May 7th. The jersey weighs 200 pounds. The former mortician whose murder case inspired the movie “Bernie” (with Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine and Matthew McConaughey), said his life was in danger because there was no a/c in his prison cell. He has now been moved to an air-conditioned cell. Bernie Tiede is serving 99 years to life for killing Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow in Carthage, where he stored her body in a freezer for nine months. It’s a great movie.


A Peruvian Jumping Stick shed her exoskeleton as she was molting, creating a weak spot causing her head to flop back as she climbed upward, so The Houston Zoo created a neck brace from a sterile Q-tip and soft microspore tape. The brace provided support while its exoskeleton hardened, which took just a few days. A baby eaglet was knocked out of its nest when recent storms in Austin took down an entire branch of a large tree.  The dehydrated and hungry baby was brought to the Texas Parks and Wildlife where those good people there were able to re-nest it.  25-30 feet high in the same tree, they attached a make-shift nest made out of a laundry basket, securing it with rope and zip ties. The eaglet’s parents were seen at the new nest caring for the baby. Awww. Baby gorilla Jameela is bonding with her surrogate mom and nursing at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. She was born prematurely by emergency c-section at the Fort Worth Zoo, then her mother showed no interest in her.


Jason Kelce lost his coveted Super Bowl Championship ring during a chili pool diving competition. That’s when you jump into a pool full of chili, in case you didn’t know… (I didn’t know and would have never guessed that there was such a thing – and if I had guessed there was such a thing, I wouldn’t have guessed that anyone would actually do it.)


Remember to sell something…soon. Thank you for reading and shopping with us this week. Don’t forget to plant your tree.

LISA


Send comments to Lisa Baker at lisa@thesourceweekly.com

What I Heard This Week 04-27-2023

What I Heard This Week April 26, 2023

It’s no secret that property taxes in Texas are among the highest in the nation. According to my Google research assistant, the highest property rate in Texas is Fort Bend @ 2.23%. The average property tax rate in Texas is 1.80%.  (Hawaii is 0.28% – Colorado 0.51% – quite a difference.) Which leads me to Brazoria County at 2.03%. Did your personal property increase in evaluation this year to the point where you’re wondering if it even makes sense to own property? A public meeting is scheduled for May 1st at the Lake Jackson Civic Center 6-8 pm. Monday night. This Monday night! For more information call 979-415-4859. We must question some of our evaluations. For the past year, plus some, we have had massive amounts of construction in downtown Lake Jackson. So much construction… roads blocked, turnarounds asphalted over the medians, jackhammering all day long. It’s been a battle to keep our office clean, vacuum cleaners clogged up with dirt that we bring in from outside. There are days I can taste the grit in my mouth. Our customers couldn’t even figure out how to get to us most of the time. But now downtown is finished (well, kind of finished) with this phase of work, and soon we will have great new streets and sidewalks for everyone’s enjoyment… but not our Parking Way Street; we don’t even have streetlights that work over here. But if my 5th grade math is still good, I figured the evaluation on The Source Weekly building still went up 2.5% this year. More than Fort Bend, the highest property rate in Texas. Be sure to show up on Monday evening and let’s see if we can be educated in the proper way to lower our appraisal values. May 1st. This Monday! It’s just your money. 😊


For those of you that have been regular customers through the years, you may remember Kay. She has retired to Tennessee now (she said she lives in Mayberry), but if you ever met her, you’d remember her. When you walked through our front door, she remembered your name and your kids and a story about your grandma, or your brother. She was also very straightforward, frank and to the point. It was either black or white. Kay sent me the following joke today and said she thinks it was a conversation that she and I had one day. If it wasn’t the exact conversation, it was really close. I’m still laughing. We do miss Kay… most of the time.
Me: Did you call a customer dumb today?
Kay: No. I said, “are you dumb”? I was asking him.
Me: Do you think that was appropriate?
Kay: Very much so.


Do you ever wonder (you know, on days you have nothing better to do…) if there could possibly be any unclaimed money just waiting for you somewhere. You know, a forgotten safe deposit box, bank account, dividends, or uncashed paychecks. I remember years ago, someone notifying my mother there was unclaimed money for my sister because a neighbor couple had opened a savings account for her when she was born. Go to UnClaimed.org. It will direct you to the state you are interested in. MissingMoney.com or usa.gov/unclaimed-money. I’ll let you know about my fees later. 😊


We won’t have a society if we destroy the environment. Margaret Mead


Two African flamingo birds (banded as No. 492 and 347) escaped from the Zoo in Wichita on a stormy night in June 2005, almost 18 years ago. Employees had not yet clipped the birds’ wings to prevent them from flying, a painless procedure that is repeated yearly. Just like us getting a haircut. Zoo officials tried for a week to recapture them. Then in March 2022, No. 492, also known as Pink Floyd, was spotted around Cox Bay between Palacios and Port Lavaca. An environmental activist took a video knowing that flamingos don’t exist in the local wild, and Texas Parks and Wildlife were able to identify by reading the leg band. Wasn’t there a Pink Floyd song, Learning to Fly?


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Lee Majors of Six Million Dollar Man is 84. Actor Eve Plumb of The Brady Bunch is 65. Singer Carnie Wilson of Wilson Phillips is 55. Singer Bobby Vinton is 88. Blue Velvet. Actor Olivia Hussey is 72. Romeo and Juliet. Actor Hayley Mills is 77. Actor James Woods is 76. Actor Rick Moranis is 70. Actor Elinor Donahue of Father Knows Best is 86. Keyboardist Alan Price of The Animals is 81. Actor Tim Curry is 77. Singer Mark “Flo” Volman of The Turtles is 76. Actor Ashley Judd is 55. Singer Iggy Pop is 76. Actor Patti LuPone is 74. Actor Tony Danza is 72. Actor Andie MacDowell is 65. Actor-director John Cameron Mitchell of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is 60. Actor Jack Nicholson is 86. Singer Mel Carter is 84. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me. Director John Waters is 77. He wrote and directed the comedy film Hairspray, which was an international success and was later adapted into a hit Broadway musical. Singer Peter Frampton is 73. Humble Pie. Keyboardist Craig Frost of Grand Funk Railroad is 75.

Actor-comedian Carol Burnett is 90. Actor Kate Hudson is 44. Actor George Takei of Star Trek is 86. Actor Ryan O’Neal is 82. Actor Jessica Lange is 74. Actor Clint Howard is 64. Actor Joyce DeWitt of Three’s Company is 74. Actor Valerie Bertinelli is 63. Actor Shirley MacLaine is 89. Actor-singer-director Barbra Streisand is 81. Country singer Duane Allen of The Oak Ridge Boys is 80. Drummer Doug Clifford of Creedence Clearwater Revival is 78. Bassist Stu Cook of Creedence Clearwater Revisited is 78. Country singer Richard Sterban of the Oak Ridge Boys is 80. Actor Al Pacino is 83. He turned down playing Han Solo in Star Wars because he couldn’t understand the script. Singer Bjorn Ulvaeus of ABBA is 78.


Happy 80th birthday to Ralph O’Henley. Happy birthday Emma Jean! We love y’all!


Barry Humphries, best known for his creation of his gladioli-waving alter-ego drag character Dame Edna Everage, died at 89. He charmed and roasted celebrities, always wore outrageous eyewear, was a fashion icon, and greeted you with “Hello, Possums.” If you want to have a giant laugh, pull up Dame Edna and Tom Jones discuss plastic surgery. In fact, last night I sat on my front porch and watched several videos of his personal appearances on talk shows and laughed until I had tears in my eyes. What a treasure!  Len Goodman, a professional ballroom dancer from England, and beloved judge on Dancing with the Stars, died at 78.  Harry Belafonte died at 96. He was an activist, multi-platinum selling singer (Day-O, the Banana Boat Song and over 30 albums released), humanitarian, actor, producer and EGOT holder for his Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Awards. He also helped organize the Grammy-winning song, We Are the WorldJudy Farrell, actress and writer best known for her role as Nurse Able on M*A*S*H, died at 84. She was in the series from 1976 to 1983 and shared screen-time with Mike Farrell, her then-husband, who played Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt on the show.


Day 12 without chocolate, lost hearing in my left eye.


A Russian supersonic fighter-bomber accidently dropped a bomb on its own city of Belgorod, Russia, near the Ukrainian border last week injuring three people and creating a massive crater 65 feet across. Just hate that… bombing innocent people, then having the bomb accidently dropped on your own country.


Residents of Brigantine, New Jersey thought that the rumors heard around town about Trump playing a round of golf at their local country club, were true. Nah. It was just a Trump impersonator having fun. During spring break, the Red Circle Ice Cream in Houston brought back their seasonal Crawfish Ice Cream, by popular demand, of course. There is no crawfish in the actual ice cream, just flecks of deliciousness like garlic, butter, cayenne, and paprika, then they place one crawfish on top of the scoop. Better get in line next year. Biden made it official. He’s running again in 2024.


Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News. One article said that it is not related to the $787 million settlement Fox has to pay Dominion Voting Systems over Carlson’s coverage of the January 6, 2021, insurrection at the US Capitol and his conspiracy theory that it was provoked by government agents, but I sure bet it helped Murdoch make the decision. The Murdoch firm paid a secret phone-hacking settlement to Prince William In 2020. A Japanese company lost contact with their spacecraft during a moon landing this week.


To RJ, my pen pal that shares notes, jokes, and thoughts on quilting, but has never signed a name or given me an address, I thank you for your lovely final note. This sweet person said, “After reading your column for many a long time, I have come to conclusion that you are a very kind person. You care about our planet, the people in it and the creatures who share it with us (although I am not a great love of ants and poisonous snakes). You support your community and try to shop locally when possible. The world would be a wonderful place to live if everyone took after you, and the Amish way of life, so it is my prayer that the Lord bless you mightily, not only in 2023 but for the remainder of your days. I remain a faithful reader of The Source and especially your column.”  Well, what’s a girl to say. That was just the sweetest thing ever. Thank you, RJ for all you shared with us over the past few years. If you are ever downtown, stop by so we can talk a little about how to save the Earth. 😊


Doctor’s Office: Be sure to show up 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.


Thank you to Sue for calling the office to let me know that she tried my recommended cat litter box and “It Works!” There’s not a week that goes by that I don’t think of my friend Sandra that recommended it to me when Oliver Cat had his surgery. I just love it. Tidy Cat Breeze. Thank you, Kim for the Armenian cucumbers. I would never have guessed that they were cucumbers, but I bet they pickle good!


For years Miller High Life, based in Milwaukee, has used the slogan of Champagne of Beers in their advertising. Well, in Belgium, they took offense at degrading the name of champagne in that manner, because goods cannot be imported into Europe with the name Champagne if they are not produced in the Champagne region of France. So, customs officers in Belgium seized a shipment of 2,352 cans of the beer on its way to Germany. They popped each can, drained them, crushed the cans, then sent them to be recycled.


Arbor Day is April 28. You know what you need to do!


8 million tons of plastic is dumped into our ocean each year. That’s like dumping one garbage truck full of plastic into the ocean into the ocean every minute.  If we do nothing, this will increase to two garbage trucks a minute by 2030 and four garbage trucks per minute by 2050. Giving up plastic is a choice. You can do it!


Mattel has a new Barbie doll with Down Syndrome. How great is that! “As the most diverse doll line on the market, Barbie plays an important role in a child’s early experiences, and we are dedicated to doing our part to counter social stigma through play,” Lisa McKnight, Executive Vice President and Global Head of Barbie & Dolls, Mattel, said in a release. “Our goal is to enable all children to see themselves in Barbie, while also encouraging children to play with dolls who do not look like themselves. Doll play outside of a child’s own lived experience can teach understanding and build a greater sense of empathy, leading to a more accepting world. We are proud to introduce a Barbie doll with Down syndrome to better reflect the world around us and further our commitment to celebrating inclusion through play.”


Have a great weekend. Thank you for reading and shopping with us. We appreciate you!

Lisa


Send comments to Lisa Baker at lisa@thesourceweekly.com

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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