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What I Heard This Week 06-22-2023

What I Heard This Week June 21, 2023

You know the little one-bite pieces of food that are served at parties, passed around prior to a meal? Going back to the 17th century, the French term hors d’oeuvre (pronounced or-derves) literally means out of work or outside the work but translated to outside the meal or between servings. I thought this was interesting. My first thoughts were that if you’re eating hors d’oeuvres (small portions) it might be because you’re out of work and very poor. An appetizer is typically larger portions than hors d’oeuvres and appears as a first course when already seated at a table. I did not know that. I thought the two words were interchangeable.


“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So, he went out and bought a present for my mother.” – Rita Rudner


This is a thought-provoking paragraph. I arrived through the backdoor and walked into my kitchen last week to see a single crinkle-cut fry had died in the middle of the kitchen floor. I looked around to see if there were more – but I was really looking for the strange person that would be eating crinkle-cut fries in my kitchen. No one was there. The only time I eat crinkle-cut fries is when I stop at Cane’s, and it has been months since I did that. And normally I can finish off the whole order before I get home because they’re better when they’re hot.  Inquiring minds want to know where that fry has been hiding all this time. If Teller had found this French fry, it would no longer exist. From his days on the street, he really enjoys anything that is fast food. The cats aren’t talking but I know they know something. I feel sure they carefully placed it on the floor, then watched as I came through the door, laughing as I got down on my hands and knees to see if there were more scattered around. They do that with Q-tips too.


This one is hard to believe. A New York grand jury has indicted the 24-year-old former US Marine, Daniel Penny, who was videoed placing a homeless man in a fatal chokehold on a subway train. If found guilty of second-degree manslaughter, he could face up to 15 years in prison. Daniel Penny released a video on social media saying he did not intend to kill Jordan Neely. “There’s a common misconception that Marines don’t get scared,” he said in the video. “We’re actually taught one of our core values is courage, and courage is not the absence of fear but how you handle fear,” he added, saying he felt compelled to confront Neely as he acted erratically towards passengers. “I was scared for myself, but I looked around there were women and children, he was yelling in their faces saying these threats. I just couldn’t sit still.” The video showed the yelling Jordan Neely repeating over and over, ‘” I’m going to kill you,’ ‘I’m prepared to go to jail for life,’ and ‘I’m willing to die.'”  In today’s crazy world, I would say that I hope there’s a Daniel Penny around if someone yells foolishly at me.


Some days, doing “the best we can” may still fall short of what we would like to be able to do, but life isn’t perfect on any front – and doing what we can with what we have is the most we should expect of ourselves or anyone else. – Mister Rogers


Mehran Karimi Nasseri, the Iranian man who lived for 18 years at the Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris and was the inspiration behind the Steven Spielberg film The Terminal with Tom Hanks, died at age 76. His story also inspired a French film called Lost in Transit and an opera called Flight. After a long absence, he returned to living at the airport in September 2022, and died there of a heart attack in November 2022. In 2004, Nasseri’s autobiography, The Terminal Man, was published. It was co-written by Nasseri with British author Andrew Donkin, and was reviewed in The Sunday Times as being “profoundly disturbing and brilliant.” If you don’t have time to read a book, then just read about him on Wikipedia. Sad, but very interesting story about how he ended up at the airport.


Astrud Gilberto, the bossa nova singer most famous for her recording of “Girl from Ipanema,” widely viewed as the unofficial cultural anthem of Brazil, has died at age 83. I love that dreamy song! I called my mom to tell her and at 87, she could still hum the song. Guess that’s why I know it. Ed Ames, actor and pop singer of Ames Brothers (Bean Song, Which Way to Boston?) and starred as Mingo in the Daniel Boone TV series, died at 95.The Iron Sheik – the Greco-Roman wrestler and Olympian from Iran who shot to fame in the 1980s as a professional wrestler in America, died at 81. Pat Robertson, who founded the Christian Broadcasting Network and hosted The 700 Club for years, died at 93. The controversial evangelical broadcaster ran for president in 1988 and, through his Christian Coalition, helped make religion central to Republican Party politics.


I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war. – George W. Bush


Rosalynn Carter, former First Lady and wife of former President Jimmy Carter has been diagnosed with dementia. Bill Cosby (85-years-old) has been sued by 9 more women in Nevada for alleged sexual assaults decades ago. Paul McCartney will release a final Beatles song. He has used AI technology to extricate the late John Lennon’s voice from an old demo to finally complete the track. The song is untitled, but speculation is it’s a 1978 Lennon composition called Now and Then.  A UPS strike is on the horizon. Current contracts expire July 31st meaning a strike could begin August 1st.  It would be the largest strike for a single employer in U.S. history. Roughly 6% of the country’s gross domestic product moves through the company which is also the largest private unionized employer in the US.  Joe V’s Smart Shop is a low-price grocery store that offers many H-E-B products because it’s owned by H-E-B. They launched their first Joe V’s in 2010 and there are now nine stores in the Houston area with more opening in the Dallas area. (I love grocery stores.) Las Vegas police investigated a 911 call about mysterious objects falling from the sky, and 10-ft tall, non-human creatures walking around a family’s backyard. A Utah school district has removed the Bible from elementary and middle school libraries for containing vulgarity and violence. I’m just repeating what the headline said. It’s almost like the inmates are running the prison now.


The former manager of the Harvard Medical School morgue, Cedric Lodge, and his wife Denise, have been charged with buying and selling stolen human remains that were voluntarily donated to the school. He stole dissected portions of donated cadavers, including…heads, brains, skin, bones, and other remains, without knowledge or permission of the school, removing remains from the morgue in Massachusetts then transporting them to his residence in New Hampshire. He sold them online from 2018 to 2021. “Some crimes defy understanding,” said U.S. Attorney Gerard M. Karam in a statement. “The theft and trafficking of human remains strikes at the very essence of what makes us human. It is particularly egregious that so many of the victims here volunteered to allow their remains to be used to educate medical professionals and advance the interests of science and healing. For them and their families to be taken advantage of in the name of profit is appalling. With these charges, we are seeking to secure some measure of justice for all these victims.” (I would tell you more but I’m not sure your stomach is strong enough.) Sometimes he used the US Postal Service. They sold for LOADS of money. I want to donate my body to science, but I don’t want someone dissecting my face, tanning me, and making leather. Oh, wish I could be a juror. We will want to follow this case!


Have a great week. Thank you for taking the time to read and shop with us. Don’t forget to SHOP LOCAL this weekend. Receipts must be dated June 23, 24 or 25 and be a minimum sale of $10.Turn your receipts in by Monday noon at Brazosport Area Chamber of Commerce and be entered for a chance at a $1000 cash prize. Each receipt is worth one entry into the drawing. What a deal.

😊 LISA


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What I Heard This Week 06-23-2022

What I Heard This Week June 22, 2022

Twenty years ago, a guy named Dave Hall started MotoArt, where he recycled old airplane parts into pieces of functional art such as desks, conference tables, and even beds. He realized quite soon that the average person on a budget could not afford to buy his art, so he began offering PlaneTags (PlaneTags.com), where he takes the skins/metal of retired aircraft and etches them with the tail numbers of the planes. They can be used for luggage tags, keychains, or whatever, but so far, they have become more like baseball cards or other collectible memorabilia, and now have quite a fanbase that is continuing to grow. Once you buy a PlaneTag (what a great gift), you can Google the tail number and it will tell you the whole history of the airplane. There is even a PlaneTag made from the NASA MLP-2 mobile launch platform. There is also a Grumman G-21A Goose, Douglas A-4 SkyHawk, Boeing 747, F-14A TomCat, and about 100 more. I know Father’s Day is behind us, but what great conversation pieces!


The manager of a northern California gas station was fired after he accidentally set the gas price to 69 cents a gallon instead of $6.99. The pricing error reportedly cost the gas station $16,000, as hundreds of drivers realized the mistake and filled their tanks. His family created a GoFundMe to help repay the lost money.


What’s the difference between a Bear Market and a Bull Market? The bear represents a paw swiping DOWN, and the bull represents a thrust UP with his horns. Good visual analogy. The stock market tends to drop by 5% or more about three times per year, and by about 10% or more about once per year, and by 20% or more (a bear market), once every 3-4 years. A bull market follows a bear market, and it does not end until another bear market is confirmed. So, the market moves in cycles. Over an average 60-year investing career (30 years working and 30 years in retirement), you will go through about 20 bear markets. Normal market behavior. According to many, the current bull market started in March 2009 near the end of the great recession which ran from December 2007 to June 2009. A Bear Market is not what we want to see happen because we are spoiled. But every bull market must come to an end. So far this century we have had a bear market in 2000-2002 (Clinton & Bush), in 2008-2009 (Bush), and in 2011 (Clinton).


Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.” – Unknown


Cooking Hint: This makes so much sense. Use fettuccine noodles instead of toothpicks to skewer stuffed chicken or meats together during cooking. Cook’s Illustrated


Hong Kong’s 260-foot-long Jumbo Floating Restaurant was a popular tourist attraction that served Cantonese food to more than 30 million visitors including Jimmy Carter, Tom Cruise and Queen Elizabeth II, and had appeared in several movies since it opened in 1952.  The restaurant had been closed since COVID restrictions, struggling with financial problems and high maintenance costs. After offering, without success, to donate the floating restaurant for free, preparations began, to tow the restaurant to a less expensive but unannounced location to park the vessel.  The kitchen boat was left behind because of a recent fire, then only one week after leaving, the Jumbo Kingdom experienced bad weather and capsized in the South China Sea. Hmmm.


Don’t forget: The Grand Ol’ Americana Show is a one-of-a-kind tribute to the original, traditional, family-truckster, holiday-roading, red-blooded, two-fisted, route 66-ing, All-American Summer; celebrating the culture, comedy, and music that define the American spirit. June 24th. 7:30 p.m. Tickets: 979-230-3156.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Country singer Kathy Mattea is 62. Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses. Singer-actor Kris Kristofferson is 85. Singer Peter Asher of Peter and Gordon is 77. Singer Howard “Eddie” Kaylan of The Turtles is 74. Happy Together. Singer Todd Rundgren is 73. Hello, It’s Me, Can We Still Be Friends, Love is the Answer, We Gotta Get You a Woman. Singer Alan Osmond of The Osmond’s is 72. Actor Meryl Streep is 72. Actor Lindsay Wagner of The Bionic Woman is 72. Singer Cyndi Lauper is 68. Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Actor Frances McDormand is 64. Actor Michele Lee is 79. Knots Landing. Guitarist Jeff Beck is 77.

Singer Deborah Harry of Blondie is 77. Singer Fred Schneider of the B-52′s is 71. Singer Victor Willis of the Village People is 71. He performed costumed as a policeman or a naval officer. Keyboardist David Paich of Toto is 67. Actor-comedian Jimmie Walker is 74. Good Times. Jazz pianist Dave Grusin is 88. Singer Billy Davis Jr. of the Fifth Dimension is 84. Singer Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys is 80. Country singer Lorrie Morgan is 63. Comedian-director Mel Brooks is 96. Actor Gary Busey is 78. Drummer Ian Paice of Deep Purple is 74. Actor Leslie Caron is 91. Actor Jamie Farr is 88. Dancer Twyla Tharp is 81. Actor Genevieve Bujold is 80. Actor Dan Aykroyd is 70. Actor Pamela Anderson is 55. Jazz pianist Dave Grusin is 87. Model-actor Jerry Hall is 66. Actor Kathy Bates is 74. Misery.

Actor Mariette Hartley is 81. Her celebrity got a significant boost from a series of television commercials and print ads for Polaroid cameras and film, with James Garner that ran from 1977-1984. She and Garner were so naturally convincing as a married couple that she had a variety of t-shirts made, proclaiming “I am not James Garner’s wife!”; “I am not James Garner” (for her husband) and “I am not James Garner’s son!” (for her son). In response, James Garner’s real-life wife had a shirt made that declared “I am James Garner’s wife!” More than 250 commercials were produced.


Shop Local Weekend is June 24th to 26thBrazosport Area Chamber of Commerce. See ad page 8 in this week’s edition.


Tony Bennett’s Grammy for Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album “Love for Sale” with Lady Gaga, was delivered to him by mail this week. Tony has Alzheimer’s and has stepped back from the spotlight at almost age 96 (August 3, 1926). The story of how Tony met his wife is pretty sweet. Susan Crow was only 19, and president of his fan club in San Francisco. Tony was 40 years older, when they met backstage after one of his shows. The two dated for nearly 20 years before marrying. Actually, they had met previously when Susan’s parents were pregnant with her… in the singer’s backstage dressing room, in 1966. They have a photo to prove it. Good story. The two founded Exploring the Arts and the Frank Sinatra School of the Arts high school in Queens.


Jerry Seinfeld the television character was very interested in dating women. In fact, Jerry the character dated 73 different women throughout the show’s legendary run according to Wikipedia. Three years after French’s teamed up with NYC ice-cream maker Coolhaus, mustard Grey Poupon partnered with Van Leeuwen ice cream for a limited-edition Dijon ice cream with salted pretzels. There’s going to be a prequel to the Hunger Games movie series. The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes movie is due out November 2023, starring Rachel Zegler as Lucy Gray Baird, and Tom Blyth as young Coriolanus Snow. Yes, it’s a young adult series, but I loved them when my kids were growing up. I was always reading something they were interested in, so we had things to talk about. For Star Wars fans, 91-year-old James Earl Jones is reprising his role as the voice of the powerful Sith Lord on Disney+’s new Obi-Wan Kenobi series.


Doo-dle. verb. 1. a rough drawing made absentmindedly – to write untidy. scratch. scrawl. jot. We have all doodled. It is a very private act, one that we don’t always choose to share with everyone around us. Some have a private meaning, and some, we have no idea what we were working towards. President Andrew Jackson drew faces and animals, especially alligators and tortoises. Herbert Hoover preferred elaborate geometric designs on White House stationary. FDR enjoyed sketching ships. Ronald Reagan drew cowboys, football players and horses. But LBJ had drawings of Bobby Kennedy (the hair is unmistakable), a 3-eyed octopus smoking a cigarette, or how about a 4-legged beast with a human face, wide eyes, tears streaking down its cheeks and a goatee. There were even fence posts with alien heads drawn on Senate letterhead. I love Texas Monthly, and I love my job!


Former 19 Kids and Counting star Josh Duggar has been sentenced to 151 months, or 12 years and seven months, in prison for receiving and possessing child porn. TLC canceled the family’s show in 2015 following allegations that the oldest Duggar boy molested four of his sisters and a baby-sitter, years earlier. He publicly apologized for his actions. Wow. That makes it better. I am sorry, but what mother would stand by a husband who molested 4 of his sisters, cheated with prostitutes, then downloaded and viewed horrible child porn? Porn, which included toddlers. She didn’t put him in timeout, she had two more kids with him for a total of 7 children.  Duggar sought a sentence that is “sufficient, but not greater than necessary,” and goes on to claim he’s “lived an admirable life while navigating unique challenges associated with being in the public spotlight since childhood.” Oh, I get it. It’s not his fault. And while we are on this subject, a California jury found that Bill Cosby sexually assaulted 16-year-old Judy Huth at the Playboy Mansion in 1975. Huth, now 64, was awarded $500,000. Cosby has now been accused of sexual misconduct by 60 women, but this was the first civil case to reach trial. Kevin Spacey, in the news again and was charged with four counts of sexual assault in the U.K.


The Rolling Stones will resume their “Sixty” tour in Milan following Mick Jagger’s recovery from Covid. Beyonce released her first single this week from her new (#7) album called Renaissance, which is supposed to be available on July 29th. The single is Break My Soul. It is definitely a Beyonce song and catchy. Her last album was Lemonade in 2016. The Chicks, aka Dixie Chicks, were about a half-hour into their concert when Natalie Maines said she was having such bad allergies that they were going to stop the show and come back to Indianapolis another time.


An 18-foot, 215-pound state record Burmese python was caught in Florida, carrying 122 eggs. A normal clutch is 50 to 100 eggs, so she was one fertile momma. An average length of a Florida python is between 6 and 9 feet. This one was discovered using a program that captures male pythons, fits them with radio transmitters to track them. These guys are called scout snakes, this one was named Dion, and he had been hanging around in the same area for several weeks, so you know the reason. Males are way more attracted to the biggest females they can find. You know their type. Her last meal had been an adult white-tailed deer. Adult, meaning full size. So, could she eat a person? Hmmm. The 2022 Python Challenge in Florida runs from August 5 to August 14. Hunters are paid for every python they kill (humanly, they say, but isn’t that an oxymoron). $1,500 cash prize for the longest python caught and $2,500 prize for the most pythons caught, and if you happen to have a python-sniffing dog, you might get some great boots out of the deal.  They caught 232 snakes last year but believe there are an estimated 100,000 to 300,000 snakes still roaming freely where they have no natural predators. Pet owners released them in the wild, too afraid they would wake up as a tasty morsel the next morning, like the poor deer. The wetlands must be restored. Have a great weekend and thanks for sharing a few moments with us. We appreciate you.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week 02-17-2022

What I Heard This Week February 16, 2022

A Russian Olympic skater apologized and said he meant no offense for using the middle finger gesture as he crossed the finish line in victory over the U.S. Hmmm. I guess this means good job in Russian sign language.


In northern Italy, a 70-year-old woman’s mummified remains were found sitting at a table in her house, more than two years after she died. She had no living relatives. “The mystery of Marinella’s invisible life behind the closed gate of her cottage teaches us a terrible lesson,” the news said. “The real sadness is not that the others did not notice her death. It is that they did not realize Marinella Beretta was alive.” Those are words we probably need to read again, and file away in our hearts to remind us to take better care of those aging alone.


Olympic gold medalist, Simone Biles, is engaged to Houston Texans safety, Jonathan Owens, who she has been dating since 2020. Who says Texas doesn’t have royalty!


A practicing priest of more than two decades, resigned earlier this month after his diocese discovered baptisms he had performed, were invalid because he had changed a single word while performing the sacrament. Instead of “I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit,” he used, “We baptize you…”  He wrote, “I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience my actions have caused and genuinely ask for your prayers, forgiveness, and understanding.”  The way I understand it, the issue is that Christ baptizes the person, not a community of “we”.


As I read an article about “America’s Dad,” Bill Cosby, I was reminded that his profession on The Cosby Show, was an OB/GYN. Hmmm.


The official autopsy report for 23-year-old Brian Laundrie revealed new details. His remains were found in October after the death of his fiancée, Gabby Petito, who died by strangulation. Much of Laundrie’s corpse had “moderately extensive carnivore activity evidenced by multiple gouging and gnawing marks,” according to the medical examinator. “These areas are consistent with carnivores and/or omnivores including canines such as feral dogs and coyotes along with rodents and raccoons.” The remains included a “right and left scapulae, right humerus, right femur, two tibiae, two fibulae, two clavicles, two pelvic bones, the sacrum, one right ulna, one right radius, and multiple ribs” the report continued. “Also, multiple fragments of cranium and skull along with a generally intact mandible with attached teeth and the lower aspect of the maxilla with attached teeth are noted. Cervical, thoracic, and lumbar vertebrae are also located nearby.”  But he died from a self-inflected gunshot wound to the head. Not a pretty end.


According to Reader’s Digest, there are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with month, silver, bulb, wolf, walrus, rhythm, husband, woman, and purple.  I also found ninth, pint, opus, dangerous, marathon and discombobulate. This may affect your poem-writing abilities, if it hasn’t already.


Tay-Sachs is a severe neurological disease caused by a deficiency in an enzyme called HexA. The enzyme breaks down a fatlike substance that normally exists in very small, harmless amounts in the brain. Without HexA, the fatlike substance can accumulate to toxic levels that damage and kill neurons. After 14 years of study, researchers have developed a gene therapy that delivers DNA instructions to brain cells to teach them how to produce the missing enzyme. Two babies have received the gene-therapy and are doing great.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Smokey Robinson is 82. Singer Lou Christie is 79. Lightnin’ Strikes and I’m Gonna Make You Mine. Guitarist Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath is 74. Actor Jeff Daniels is 67. Rapper-actor Ice-T is 64. Actor Lisa Loring is 64. Wednesday Addams of The Addams Family. Comedian Dame Edna aka Barry Humphries is 88. Actor Rene Russo is 68. Comedian Larry the Cable Guy is 59. Vocalist Yoko Ono is 89. Actor Cybill Shepherd is 72. Drummer Robbie Bachman of Bachman-Turner Overdrive is 69. Actor John Travolta is 68. Game show hostess Vanna White of Wheel of Fortune is 65.

Actor Sandy Duncan is 76. Singer-songwriter Buffy Sainte-Marie is 81. Actor Peter Strauss is 75. Rich Man, Poor Man. Model Cindy Crawford is 56. Actor Tyne Daly is 76. Cagney & Lacey. Actor Anthony Daniels is 76. C3P0 in Star Wars. Actor Kelsey Grammer is 67. Singer Mary Chapin Carpenter is 64. Passionate Kisses. Actor John Ashton is 74. Gomez in Addams Family. Actor Julie Walters of Harry Potter and Mamma Mia! is 72. Actor Drew Barrymore is 47.  Guitarist Brad Whitford of Aerosmith is 70.


Peter Robbins, the first actor who voiced Peanuts character Charlie Brown in 1963, died at 65. Isaac Bardavid, writer, voice-over actor died at 91. His voice can be heard as Freddy Krueger, Skeletor, Commissioner Gordon in Batman animated, Deep Throat in the X-Files, and Dr. Eggman in Sonic the Hedgehog. Basketball Hall of Fame coach Bill Fitch, who mentored some of the NBA’s biggest stars and helped lead Larry Bird and Boston Celtics to an NBA championship in 1981, died at 89.


The crew of an American Airlines flight for LA to Washington, D.C., used a coffee pot as a weapon to overpower and convince an unruly passenger who was interfering with the flight. He first tried to barge into the cockpit, then tried to pry open the plane’s door mid-air. From January 1st to February 8th of this year (that’s barely 6 weeks) there have been 394 unruly passenger incidents reported to the FAA. There were 5,981 incidents reported in 2021, the worst year on record.


A Connecticut woman, who was naked from the waist down, was dropped off at a Bronx hospital by two unidentified women. They drove her in her own BMW, portraying themselves as good Samaritans, before walking away. Doctors found needle marks on her body and a foreign substance had been injected into her buttocks. The woman died after what doctors believe was a butt-enhancement injection that went terribly wrong. A Brazilian butt-lift where they harvest your own fat from areas of the body where it’s not wanted, has an average cost of about $6,600, but can be as much as $12,000. That’s for a real surgeon that goes through approximately 13 years of education and training before earning a license to practice. That’s why they cost so much. But, if you don’t mind using silicone that was picked up at Home Depot or Lowe’s or was ordered from Amazon, and you are satisfied having your sutures closed with super-glue, you can get a much, much, better price. You just have to decide what your priorities are, and what you want your assets to look like.


Mattress Mac, owner of Gallery Furniture and sports gambler, bet a total of $9.5 million on the Cincinnati Bengals to beat the LA Rams at Super Bowl.  The Rams had a 23-20 win. Since January 1, Jim McIngvale has reportedly lost $15.43 million. Ouch. And this was after betting $3.35 million on the Astros to win the World Series just last year. In return, he sells millions of dollars of mattresses and gets massive amounts of advertising. You read this, didn’t you?


Former President Trump used a Secret Service agent’s phone to call first lady Melania Trump after she didn’t answer calls from his number when the Stormy Daniels story broke in 2018. Oops. JJ Watts’ 7,773 Sq. Ft. Houston home on ¾ acre lot, was just reduced to $4.9 million. Alex Baldwin and other producers have been sued by the family of the cinematographer killed on the set of Rust.


My friend always turned her nose up at bread pudding. I told her that she just hadn’t ever tasted the right bread pudding. Today I came across a recipe for Doughnut Bread Pudding. It forced me to look for more recipes. This one is from Bon Appetit. It says it is a great way to use up stale doughnuts. Hah. Who has stale doughnuts? It’s a 5-star recipe that they say is pretty hard to quit eating. You judge.

12 stale or fresh glazed or sugared doughnuts
4 large eggs
4
large egg yolks
4 cups half-and-half
2 Tbsp. sugar
1
Tbsp. vanilla extract
½ tsp. kosher salt
Finely grated zest of 1 lemon
¼ cup raspberry preserves
Powdered sugar for dusting
Cold whipped cream for serving – optional

Preheat (center rack) to 325°. Butter 2-qt. baking dish. Cut each doughnut into eighths, arrange on parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake until dry and crisp, like little sugary croutons, about 15 minutes. Let cool enough to handle. Or you could just leave the pieces out uncovered overnight in a cold oven. Turn oven up to 350.
Whisk well eggs, egg yolks, half-and-half, sugar, vanilla, salt, and lemon zest until light, uniform, and foamy, or process in blender. Add doughnut pieces to custard. Gently push pieces down to absorb maximum liquid without falling apart. After 5 minutes, gently press again. Repeat two more times for a total soak time of 15 minutes, allowing the doughnuts to drink up the custard.
Transfer all to buttered baking dish. Dollop preserves over the top, avoiding the edge of pan where it could burn. Bake bread pudding, rotating pan halfway through, until puffed, golden brown, and bubbling along the edges, 50–60 minutes. If it starts to brown too much, cover with foil. It will fall like a souffle shortly after it comes out of the oven, but that’s ok.
Let bread pudding cool 20 minutes. Dust with powdered sugar.
Doughnuts can be dried 1 day ahead. Store in an airtight container at room temperature. Can you imagine how good Krispy Kreme donuts would be! Or a bourbon sauce at the end instead of preserves. How about espresso whipped cream? I’m so hungry.


More bad behavior: Someone without a lick of sense…carved their names and dates on prehistoric petroglyphs in Big Bend. In fact, it was Adrian, Ariel, Isaac, and Norma. Spread the word! They visited with something sharp in their pockets on Dec. 26, 2021. In case you are familiar with these guys, please call Big Bend National Park, then hand them a Big Chief tablet and crayons to keep them busy until park rangers arrive. Those carvings are 5000-year-old works of art, irreplaceable, and deserve far better.


Powderhorn Ranch is a 17,000-acre property near Matagorda Bay, which will soon be home to a massive $50 million Texas state park.  There are 11 miles of tidal bay front property, unaltered prairie, and freshwater wetlands that are natural and untouched. How exciting for us living so close. They must complete surveys, host public meetings, outline a master plan, and raise more money before construction can start. It’s safe to say that it won’t open to the public until around 2032. Because most of Texas is privately owned, having one of the largest remaining undisturbed tracts of native coastal prairie habitat left in Texas is pretty special. The National Fish and Wildlife Foundation funded a significant portion of this conservation project using money resulting from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. 


February 22nd is National Margarita Day. The Brazoria County Dream Center is celebrating 15 years of serving our community. Help them celebrate by giving. Thanks for reading us this week.

LISA

 

What I Heard This Week! September 27, 2018

What I Heard This Week September 26, 2018

There is a new beer called Dome Faux’m. Say it slow. If you are over a certain age, you’ve already enjoyed a Dome Foam. The label say it’s presented by Moontower Sudworks x 8th Wonder Brewery and is a Throwback Cream Ale. Website says, “A tip of our hat to the foamy suds once served at the Astrodome, this Houston classic cream ale is a pre-prohibition style brew that is light, crisp and easy drinking.” Another review said, “Light-straw hue, very slight bite, with a sweet creaminess in the finish. Like the Astros, a real winner.” I picked up a 6-pack last night at H-E-B. It will be included in our next family beer tasting. Drink Local.


About 1.7-million chickens were killed as a result of the flooding from Florence as rising North Carolina rivers took over at least 60 buildings where the chickens were being raised for Sanderson Farms.


A 42-year-old woman and a 32-year-old man in Minnesota, both old enough to know better, are accused of dropping off a 5-year-old child in the woods as punishment because he wet himself. It was raining, and the young boy was wet and crying when a motorist spotted him. He told authorities he had been dropped off because he was naughty. Quit reading now if you don’t want to know my opinion. There should be two people dropped off in the middle of the woods, in the middle of the night, and in the middle of a rainstorm…soon. Real soon. There is no excuse in the world for a grown person of any age to behave this way to a 5-year-old child. Ever. A jury of my peers would agree.


Heard this week: If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you. – unknown


Seventeen years ago, Wesley Ryan had to sell ‘Christine’ his 1993 Mustang GT, because his wife had just been diagnosed with ovarian cancer and he needed to be able to cover medical costs. He said he knew it was the right thing to do but it still was a tough decision.  “I had to do what I had to do to support my family; that’s what you’re supposed to do to make sure they succeed.” Then, a few weeks ago, his sweet son (25) and daughter (23) put a blindfold on him and drove him to a parking lot. There, ‘Christine’ was, parked and waiting for him. Two years earlier his son had found her but couldn’t come to an agreement with the owner on a price, so when he found her again, the kids pooled their money and brought her home to their dad. His wife has been cancer-free for thirteen years. This is one heck of a good story and a great family. Bet he is one proud pappa.


According to the Brazos Mall office, a Hallmark shop plans to open right next door sometime in the next few weeks, right next door to Foot Locker. That makes me smile.


Bill Cosby was sentenced to three to ten years in prison, a $25,000 fine and is required to pay for the cost of his prosecution. The judge denied the bail request, so Cosby will be incarcerated immediately. Cosby’s publicist spoke about the sentencing, which he says followed “the most racist and sexist trial in the history of the US.” “They persecuted Jesus and look what happened. I’m not saying Mr. Cosby’s Jesus, but we know what this country has done to black men for centuries.” Hmmm. I loved the Bill Cosby that I was raised with, but I don’t think that he and Jesus belong in the same sentence.


Brazosport College is turning 50-years-old and are celebrating with a Block Party and Community Celebration on Saturday, September 29th at Dow Academic Center. There’s the Groove Gator Gallop, vendors, food trucks, Sweet Potato the clown (a crowd favorite for as long as I can remember), music, entertainment, robotics demos, GOE Motorcycle Scholarship Ride, 123 Andres Kids Band, washer tournament, and the Dirty Unkuls Free Concert. See you there!


When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the ‘many paws.’


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Marc Anthony is 50. Comedian actress Amy Poehler is 47. Rapper Flo Rida is 39. Rock singer musician Nick Jonas is 26. The Jonas Brothers. Actor Jeremy Irons is 70. Celebrity chef Mario Batali is 58. Country singer Trisha Yearwood is 54. Talk show host Jimmy Fallon is 44. The Tonight Show. Actor Tommy Lee Jones is 72. Movie director Oliver Stone is 72. Actor Danny Nucci is 50. Titanic.

Cassandra Peterson is 67. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Actor Tom Hardy is 41. Inception. Britain’s Prince Harry is 34. Actress Sophia Loren is 84. TV news correspondent Deborah Roberts is 58. Singer LaMonte McLemore is 83. The Fifth Dimension. Comedian Rita Rudner is 65. Singer Julio Iglesias is 75. Rock star Bruce Springsteen is 69. Actor Jason Alexander is 59. Seinfeld.  Actor Sam Neill is 71. Jurassic Park. Actor writer director producer Tyler Perry is 49. Madea.

Former Muppeteer Kevin Clash is 58. Elmo. The talking, giggling, stuffed “Tickle Me Elmo” was certainly a favorite of my son’s when he was little. It was “the toy of the season” in 1996 and you had to do some savage things in order to find one to purchase (or steal) so it could go under the Christmas tree. Needless to say, I didn’t get caught and spent no time behind bars. Gage celebrated his 22nd birthday this week. Time passes so quickly. Happy Birthday, Gage. I love you. A lot.

Bob Segar (72-years-old) and his Silver Bullet Band have announced their “Travelin’ Man” final tour. Remember Katmandu, Night Moves, Old Time Rock and Roll, Against the Wind, Who’ll Stop the Rain.


The city of Lake Jackson is beginning plans for Phase 3 of the Downtown Revitalization project. Survey work begins immediately. Road & sidewalk construction for this project will begin summer of 2019.


Barbara Delinsky is a very popular writer of romance novels, including 19 New York Times bestsellers. I just finished ‘Escape’ which was the story of a young female New York lawyer that loves law but hates the lawyer she has become, so one day she turns off her cellphone, packs a bag, and escapes to a happy place from her past to look at her life and figure out what her right path might be. It’s more self-discovery than romance. Pretty cliché but several chapters in, I knew I had to stay to the end.  Escape. We probably all dream of doing the same thing at least once in our lives. Easy to relate to the story. I rate it a 7/10. I’m listening to The Widow now and IT IS GOOD.


Did you know that according to the American College Health Association, in 2016, 62% of college students felt “overwhelming anxiety.” As a mom of two in college, I can totally relate. Go hug a college student. I plan to.


Almost two weeks ago, I left a pot of garbanzo beans on the stove. The fire was on low, but it doesn’t take long. We left the house for gas at Bucc-ee’s, bought cat food, snuggled with two sweet little kittens at the pet store, then we picked up a car that had been in the shop in Angleton, then back to Clute to pick up bikes at the bike shop. WE WERE GONE FOR A LONG TIME. When we arrived back home the smoke was thick. I picked up what was left of the pan, set it on the garage floor where it immediately melted the rug to the bottom of the pan. What was I thinking?!? Lowe’s pulled $150 out of my wallet for an assortment of ‘stink removal’ items, none of which worked. (I now have volcanic rocks in my kitchen.) Thank goodness for friends. Deborah let me borrow her air purifier. Thank you. Debbie brought me a HUGE bag of charcoal briquets and EnviroScent Bursts. Thank you. Those are now in my AC return air. I’m running orange oil in my essential oil diffuser, have vacuumed and I’m now in the process of cleaning the windows and the walls. I will say, it is better, but it still smells like an ashtray when I walk through the door at the end of the day. Pray that no one takes away my license to cook. 😊

What I Heard This Week! June 21, 2018

What I Heard This Week June 20, 2018

You must read this. It’s called “The Old Man.” An old man had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and to be videoed to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: “My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses. My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side of Blackwater Sound.” The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as he slips away, the nurse says, “Ma’am, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.” The wife replies, “He had a paper route!” ha-ha


Seen on Facebook: giggle…The Coastal Bend Crawlers are currently seeking sponsors for their 3rd Annual Go Topless Weekend on May 18th, 2019. Hey, I don’t make the news, I simply tell you what I read this week and I read the above information. So?


Facebook: So apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invite ‘maybe next time’ isn’t the correct response.


An off-duty Houston police officer paid for a man’s groceries after the gentleman had a diabetic episode in a parking lot and collapsed.  While he was getting medical attention, his unattended groceries were stolen. Oh, no. Walmart’s surveillance footage was viewed but there was a visual obstruction in the way. The rookie police officer said that part of her job “is to care about people and to help people. I’m not just here to arrest people. I do care about this community.” She also said, “You have to treat people like they were your own family.” Years ago, a couple of people spray-painted some interesting graphics on my Volvo wagon and the police found them on Walmart video buying the paint. Love it.


George Strait is donating his services and leading a new tourism campaign called, “Find Yourself in Rockport-Fulton.” Strait says the coastal area, which was hit so hard by Harvey, is one of his favorite places.


Rosanne Barr explained her infamous tweet last month as, “Rod Sterling wrote Planet of the Apes. It was about anti-Semitism. That is what my tweet referred to – the anti-Semitism of the Iran deal. Low IQ ppl can think whatever they want.” This was tweeted on June 13, 2018. What? Rude is still not funny.

Lubbock, Texas: A land so flat you can watch your dog running away for a couple of weeks.


On September 24th and 25th, 2018, 80-year-old Bill Cosby will be sentenced for assaulting Andrea Constand in 2004. The once beloved TV dad just fired his entire legal team and retained Pennsylvania attorney Joseph P. Green. Is an appeal possible? Will Camille divorce him? Is he looking back over his life and kicking himself in the seat of his pants. The front part. I have always told my children, “NEVER satisfy a short-term impulse at the expense of a long-term goal. Never do what feels good in the moment if it’s going to cost you something that matters a whole lot more in the end. The trade is never worth it.”


The new Post Oak Hotel, owned by Tilman Fertitta, will have a 22nd floor, 5,000-square-foot Presidential Suite that goes for $12,000 per night. It has a private elevator from the garage for those that need a discreet entrance. His own 10,000-square-foot personal penthouse will be finished later this year and will be available to anyone who wants to pay $100,000-per-night before taxes. Yikes. I couldn’t afford just the taxes.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Stevie Nicks is 70. As a member of Fleetwood Mac and as a solo artist she has produced over 40 top-50 hits and sold over 140 million records, making her one of the best-selling music acts of all time with Fleetwood Mac. Singer Hank Williams Jr. is 69. He says, “If you mind your own business, you’ll stay busy all the time.”  Actress Genie Francis is 56. General Hospital.


Singer-actor Lenny Kravitz is 54. President Donald Trump is 72. Singer Boy George is 57. Britain’s Prince Philip is 97. Attorney F. Lee Bailey is 85. Model-actress Elizabeth Hurley is 53. Olympic gold-medal figure skater Tara Lipinski is 36. Americana musician Bridget Kearney is 33. Lake Street Dive. ‘First child’ Sasha Obama is 17. Actor Timothy Busfield is 61. Thirtysomething. Actress Adrienne Barbeau is 73. Maude.


Rock musician Frank Beard is 69. ZZ Top. Actor Hugh Laurie is 59. TV personality Dr. Mehmet Oz is 58. Actor-comedian Jim Belushi is 64. Actress Helen Hunt is 55. Actress Courteney Cox is 54. Actor rapper Ice Cube is 49. Actor Neil Patrick Harris is 45. Doogie Howser, M.D. He says, “Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.”


D.J. Fontana was the last surviving member of Elvis’ original trio of musicians. He was a member of the Rock Hall of Fame and met Presley on the Louisiana Hayride, a country music program based in Shreveport and became his regular drummer in 1955, playing on more than 460 of Presley’s early recordings. Mr. Fontana died last week at the age of 87.


Blues Brothers Band musician Matt “Guitar” Murphy died at the age of 88. He appeared in the 1980 Blues Brothers movie and its 1998 Blues Brothers 2000 sequel. He also played in the Blues Brothers Band with the late John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd when the group performed “Soul Man” during a Saturday Night Live sketch in 1978 and stayed with the touring band until 2002 when he had a stroke and semi-retired.


Kristin Harmon, American primitive painter, actress and author, once married to actor and musician Ricky Nelson, died from a heart attack at age 72. I remember watching her on Ozzie & Harriet.


Stephen Hawking’s remains were laid to rest at a memorial service at Westminster Abbey, all while the European Space Agency blasted and beamed his words of peace towards a black hole, some 3,000 light-years away. Hawking’s work on black holes was among his most influential, building along with the ideas of Albert Einstein and challenging many scientific assumptions. His neighbors at rest will be Charles Darwin and Isaac Newton. What a Thursday night poker game that’s going to be.


Stephen Hawking predicted the world will end, global warming causes the Earth to become a fireball with a global temperature of 482 degrees and sulfuric acid raining form the sky. He predicted that humans will have to leave Earth and repopulate elsewhere.  He said, “The best hope for the survival of the human race might be independent colonies in space.” Hmmm. Let’s take better care of our Earth.


‘The question we ask ourselves is not “what we can do?” but “what we should do?”’ Apple CEO, Tim Cook


“Good friends, good whiskey and good lovin’, I want to thank you Lord.”-  Hank Williams, Jr.


All-Star pitcher Kevin Brown retired from the Yankees in 2005. Last week he saw two men in a white sports car taking mail out of his mailbox, then they sped off. The next day he waited with a gun and when they tried it again, he detained the pair (a little) while they waited for the law to arrive. The pair face charges of mail theft and forgery. Love it.


In downtown Lake Jackson, a different band plays every Friday night at the Civic Center. It’s quite nice to sit here and work and listen to background music. This past Friday evening, the band was playing “Should I Stay, or Should I Go?” when it suddenly came a torrential downpour. Were they singing that song for a reason…were they trying to decide whether to stay or go. When the rain came down, the music stopped abruptly. It was clever, so I was just wondering…


Tattoos are a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. – George Carlin


Nine passengers were admitted to the hospital after the Sand Blaster coaster on the Daytona Beach Boardwalk in Florida derailed, sending two to the ground and eight other passengers that had to be rescued. This happened just hours after an inspection was completed. One woman fell 34 feet, bounced “like a ping-pong ball” between the rails and woke up with the coaster dangling over her head. Yikes.


John Wayne Walding – “Be a part of something bigger than yourself.”


Watermelon Salad – this is a winner at our house. Wash the watermelon with soap. Yes, wash it – it’s dirty. Then cut it in half (a round watermelon works best) horizontally. Place one half on cutting board, flesh down. Cut slices 1-2” wide depending on what size you want your sticks. Rotate the cutting board and cut slices perpendicular to the other slices. You now have sticks that can be eaten very neatly by children and adults because you have the green part to hold on to and now it’s easy to take the sticks and cut uniform squares of watermelon for your salad. Fill a bowl with your squares, add a cup or so of blueberries, a nice firm feta cheese (get a block and crumble it yourself – it’s tastier) then garnish with chopped mint leaves. It’s pretty and super tasty. You can also add thin sliced purple onions, fresh basil, kalamata olives, fresh lime juice, salt, pepper, or an olive oil vinaigrette or a drizzle of balsamic vinegar. We use a good cherry balsamic. Leftovers last for a day or two in fridge.


“That’s the greatest award of all, isn’t it? Good children.” – Sylvester Stallone


Officials say three people were killed and over 300 injured in Western Japan after a 6.1 magnitude earthquake struck Osaka.


Ocean’s 8 the movie – Danny Ocean, now deceased master thief, has a sister, Debbie (Sandra Bullock), recently released from prison, who attempts to pull off the heist of the century at New York City’s star-studded annual Met Gala. Her first stop is to assemble the perfect crew. She did. It was a perfect crew, a perfect cast, and they wore perfect clothes, but there was just a little tiny bit of something lacking. There was never the feeling of real peril and we wanted to feel danger because this great cast could have handled it. We wanted to see them put to the test. But, set that aside.  It was a fun and likeable movie. Gage and I enjoyed it.  Anne Hathaway showed what a great actress she is. It’s a thumbs up. It’s fun.


As I Get Older I Realize: 1.) I talk to myself because sometimes I need skilled and savvy advice. 2.) Sometimes I roll my eyes out-loud.  3.) I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop doing stupid stuff.  4.) My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of nincompoops that needs work. 5.) The biggest fib I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” 6.) When I was a child I thought naptime was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation. 7.) The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. 8.) Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. 9.) Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller? 10.) “Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there. Sigh. Thanks for reading this. Lisa

What I Heard This Week! May 3, 2018

What I Heard This Week May 3, 2018

I loved this: In the 1960’s, people took LSD to make the world weird, Today, the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.


Riddle:  What has an eye but cannot see?


Kim Jong Un hopped over a concrete barrier to enter South Korea, becoming the first North Korean leader ever to cross. South Korean President Moon Jae-in greeted him with a handshake with both leaders stating their common goal of “complete denuclearization” and a formal end to the Korean War. Hmmm.


For the past 108 years, the Boy Scouts program has been known simply as the Boy Scouts. With girls soon entering the ranks, the organization will be known as Scouts BSA effective February 2019.


People in the courtroom gasped as the guilty verdict was announced for Bill Cosby. When prosecutors requested to revoke his bail because he owns a plane (and could flee), the comedian reportedly shouted in response, “He doesn’t have a plane, you a**hole.” Tsk-tsk. Someone should tell “America’s Dad” about consequences. Each count of felony aggravated indecent assault carries a sentence of five to 10 years, so the maximum Cosby could be sentenced to is 30 years, though it could be as little as five. He lived his entire life behind the image that he portrayed on TV exist in real life.  I feel for his family.  Families are always the ones that suffer because of bad behavior. He will be 81 years old in July.


Kendrick Lamar became the first rapper to win the Pulitzer Prize for music, which in the past has been given exclusively to classical and jazz musicians.


A massive alligator measuring 11 ft. 6 inches, was captured off Hwy 59 in Cleveland near Whataburger, creating a joint effort from 6 men just to load the hissing creature into the back of a flatbed truck. It was stated that only in Texas can you get a gator and a Whataburger in the same picture. Ward, the Tarkington cowboy who has wrangled about every kind of beast imaginable and was in the news during Harvey for rescuing cattle and horses in floodwaters, was called in to assist law enforcement in the rescue. He had captured a llama a few years ago close to the same location and said, “That llama was the worst, He was a wild llama and he tried to whoop me. I’d rather go up against a gator any day of the week than another llama.”  Only in Texas.


FYI: The city of LJ began a process of flushing and changing the chemicals in the water system. They said that residents can expect the color and taste of their tap water to change. This change ends around May 11. Questions or concerns call 415-2691.


Speaking of water in LJ…the city has been painting fire hydrants in my neighborhood. First, they painted them a messy solid glossy white, then a few days later, three city employees came back and added just a little bit of green on the top portion of the hydrants. I hope they’re not finished because they are currently very ugly. Yep, it took three city employees to make them look that ugly.


According to TrustedSec and Binary Defense, an information security firm, “Public Wi-Fi networks are like a modern Wild West – there’s nothing protecting your computer or mobile phone from those who want to steal your information.” Things like passwords and credit card numbers. It is safer to use places that hand out passwords, but your best bet is to pick up one of the personal mobile hot spot gadgets. If you ‘must’ use public Wi-Fi, don’t do banking or other sensitive work and avoid entering login information on sites.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Country singer Loretta Lynn is 86. Actor Anthony Michael Hall is 50. National Lampoon’s Vacation and Sixteen Candles. Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is 41. Actor Billy Dee Williams is 81. Lando Calrissian in Star Wars. Brian’s Song, Lady Sings the Blues. Director Barry Levinson is 76. Best Director for Rain Man released in 1988. Actor John Ratzenberger is 71. Cliff Clavin in Cheers. Actor Craig T. Nelson is 74. Coach. Writer-producer David E. Kelley is 62. Actor Robert Downey Jr. is 53.

Magician David Blaine is 45. He is coming to Smart Financial Centre. Ethel Kennedy is 90. Actor Joel Grey is 86. Cabaret. Actress Jamie Lynn Spears is 27. Actor Steven Seagal is 66. Rock singer-musician Brian Setzer is 59. Stray Cats. Singer Mandy Moore is 34. Actor Haley Joel Osment is 30. Yikes. Country singer Maren Morris is 28. Actress Daisy Ridley is 26. Star Wars. Columnist Ellen Goodman is 77.  Actor Ed O’Neill is 72. Ed Bundy on Married with Children. Talk show host David Letterman is 71. Actor Andy Garcia is 62. Country singer Vince Gill is 61.

Recording executive Suge Knight is 53. I just found this online. “Former rap mogul Marion “Suge” Knight, who is awaiting trial for murder after being accused of ramming his truck into two men in 2015, killing one, was asked by a judge during a hearing to pick which team will win the 2018 NBA Finals in June. According to the Los Angeles Times, Knight, who was in a hearing for a separate case, began to answer the question, saying, “At this time …” before being cut off by the judge, who wanted a “once-and-for-all answer.” “Houston,” Knight said. “Alright, Houston. Good pick,” said the judge, concluding the unusual exchange.

Actress Ashley Judd is 50. Actress Kate Hudson is 39. Actor James Woods is 71. Ventriloquist-comedian Jeff Denham is 56. Talk-show host Conan O’Brien is 55. Actor Eric McCormack is 55. Will & Grace. Actress America Ferrera is 34. Actress Shirley MacLaine is 84. Actress singer-director Barbara Streisand is 76. Actor comedian Cedric the Entertainer is 54. Singer Kelly Clarkson is 36. Actor Jack Quaid is 26. Actor Al Pacino is 78. Actor Hank Azaria is 54. Actress Renee Zellweger is 49. She is performing an unbelievable transformation as she prepares to play Judy garland in a new film role.


Conductor and musician Andre Previn is 89. He was married to Mia Farrow and they adopted toddler, Soon-Yi Previn. In 1979, Mia Farrow divorced Andre Previn, fell in love with Woody Allen and was his partner for 12-years.  Mia Farrow discovered nude photographs of Soon-Yi in late 1991. I don’t think that went over very well. Woody and Soon-Yi dated for several years, then married in 1997 when he was 62 and she was 27.  It seemed scandalous in 1992 because I always thought that Woody was her step-father, but he wasn’t.


Use the same OxiClean stain remover you use to get rid of stains in your laundry, to tackle stubborn mildew on your bathroom grout and around drains. It’s supposed to work really well. I’ve never thought of using it.


“I asked my mom the other day if she could hear me?” She said, “No.” – Unknown


ABBA has written and recorded new music together for the first time since the Swedish pop group split in 1982. I love ABBA. Their hologram tour will feature digital versions of themselves.


The duke and duchess of Cambridge named their third child Louis Arthur Charles.


Remember to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, you will have been all of these.


I think it’s a miracle we made it out of our twenties. So where have all the rock stars gone? Gone to graveyards everywhere. NAH. Not really. They are so alive and kicking and dancing. Ozzy Osbourne (69) has announced his ‘No More Tours 2 Tour’ (he also did this in the 90’s).  Paul Simon (76) has announced his last run of shows. He was 26-years old when he so beautifully sang the song ‘Old Friends’ with Art Garfunkel with the words, “Can you imagine us years from today sharing a park bench silently. How terribly strange to be seventy.Anita Baker and Aretha Franklin have said that 2018 is the last year they will tour, and Elton John is following with his yellow brick road. Neil Diamond and rocker Glenn Tipton of Judas Priest have stepped back because of Parkinson’s disease. So, who is STILL rocking? ZZ Top says the best is yet to come as they start their 50th anniversary tour, John Mayer fills the void of Jerry Garcia with The Grateful Dead…Willie Nelson was born in 1933 in Abbott, Texas, which makes him 84. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith turns 70 this month. I saw him last year and he was great. Mick Jagger is 74. Al Jardine is 75 and still touring with Brian Wilson who will be 76 in June.  Graham Nash just turned 76 and sounds great. Paul McCartney turns 76 in June. He still puts on the best concert you’ll ever see. (Since his divorce from Heather Mills was settled for $48.6-million, he may have had to go back to work.) 😊  Art Garfunkel is 76.  Bob Dylan turns 77 this month. David Crosby is 76. Charlie Watts is 77 next month.  Ringo Starr is 77.  Smokey Robinson is 78. He will be at Smart Financial Centre this Monday May 7th. Frankie Valli is 83. He’ll be in Austin on May 10th. Little Richard is 85. He’s on tour right now. John Mayall is 84 and is touring Hawaii this month before he plays in California. Hope I brought you some happy memories with this paragraph. It sure was fun to look them up.


At a Clarion concert recently, I saw a friend as I walked around looking for my mother.  The friend said, “What’s up?” and I said, “I lost my mother,” and I kept walking. I saw the friend a few minutes later and she asked me if my mother had died. No, she just went to the bathroom and I haven’t seen her since.


When the Japanese mend broken objects, they fill them in with gold. They believe that when something’s suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful. It’s time we rethink our philosophy on aging.


Yesterday my mom moved back to Waco.  Four years ago, she had decided it was time to move to LJ, so we could be closer. I wanted to be a good daughter, so I moved her into my townhouse and I bought another home a block away, so I was close to her. I bought concert tickets, an Art League membership so she could paint, cooked for her, weeded her flowerbeds and did all the things I thought I was supposed to do, but she was never happy. She is 83 years old and wanted to be near what she knows and is familiar with.  I’m trying to understand. The new apartment is small, but they cook every meal for her. There is bingo, popcorn, movie day, and tons of other activities that she will absolutely hate. I am happy for her, but it will never be the same.


Here is an organic ‘Garden Pest Control’ recipe. Spray your plants once a week. Place 4 cups of water, ½ onion, 2 garlic cloves and ¼ teaspoon of cayenne pepper or any other hot pepper in a pot. Bring to a boil. Then grate ¼ bar of natural soap and add to boiling pot. Stir and cook for an additional 2 minutes, then remove from heat when the bubbles start to rise. Cover with a lid and let it sit for 20 minutes. Cool, strain and put in a heavy-duty spray bottle. Refrigerate any extra. Bon Appetit, bugs!


Answer:   A needle. Thanks for reading this today.

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • Much Ado About Nothing - Texan in Winter

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  • What I Heard This Week! December 20, 2018

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    The AK-47 is a type of assault rifle originally manufactured in the Soviet Union in 1949. A 17-year-old Humble High School student accidently shot herself recently with an AK-47 that […]

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