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What I Heard This Week! 12-12-2019

What I Heard This Week December 12, 2019

Does the date December 13, 1928, mean anything to you? That’s the day the clip-on tie was invented, but nowhere can I find who the mystery guy or gal inventor was.There are no monuments, statues or memorials to its inventor. Some say it was morticians who found it way too hard to tie a tie on a dead body. The Great Depression started just months after the clip-on tie was born but I don’t think the tie was to blame. But it certainly did make me want to ask the guy sitting next to me today at a lunch meeting, “is it real or is it clip-on?” Compared to current fashion trends, the clip-on tie seems to have had some great staying power. Happy 91st Birthday to the clip-on tie.


When you’re happy you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics. George Jones


There’s a new Coca-Cola flavor that is only here for a limited time during spice season. It is cinnamon flavored, but cinnamon was not listed in the ingredients.  But it could be part of the natural flavors list.Someone suggested that a Cinnamon Vanilla Coke would sure be delicious. Lay’s has come out with Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup flavored potato chips. Hmmm. Can it beat the real thing? Pop-Tarts will release two new flavors in January 2020. There is chocolate and cinnamon sugar with both new flavors having a slightly salty pretzel crust. So far, I’m not rushing out to the store, still just sitting at my desk.


The Brazosport Symphony Orchestra will present Handel’s Messiah on December 14th. They are asking you to bring a canned or non-perishable food item (or 2), always needed at this time, but even more so with the recent damage to the Houston Food Pantry. See you there.


A San Antonio man held his girlfriend by the neck and punched her face after a fight, then carved his name into her forehead with a knife. When your name is Jackub Jackson and you carve JACK on your girlfriend’s forehead, it’s a dead give-a-way that a jury is going to have no choice but to find you guilty.


Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out, Monroe or Manson.


The Buffalo Bills and the Pittsburgh Steelers play on Sunday, two teams that are currently holding the AFC wild-card spots. Exciting. Yes. Sunday will also mark the first known instance of three brothers appearing in the same NFL game in over 90 years. The last time it happened was in 1927, with Joe, Bill and Cobb Rooney playing for the Duluth Eskimos. Hmmm. (The Duluth Eskimos were from Duluth, Minnesota in the National Football League and spent most of their time as a traveling team. They existed for five seasons from 1923-27.  In ‘27, when the Rooney brothers played, they were 1-8 and were one of the first NFL teams to use a logo.)This year Pittsburgh has brothers Terrell Edmunds and Trey Edmunds, and Buffalo has Tremaine Edmunds. Bet their momma is hooting and hollering.


To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside.


President Trump said that his administration is looking into relaxing water-saving regulations for toilets, sinks and showers, saying consumers end up using even more water by flushing multiple times and trying to get clean with low water streams.Use of low-flush toilets started after President George H.W. Bush signed the Energy Policy Act. The 1992 law said new toilets could use no more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush. Two steps forward, ten steps back.


eBay has reached a deal to sell event-ticketing business Stub Hub (largest resale ticket marketplace in the U.S.) to Viagogo for a $4.05 BILLION, cash deal. eBay purchased Stub Hub in 2007 for $310 million. That’s a tidy profit.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor director Woody Allen is 84. World Golf Hall of Fame Lee Trevino is 80. Singer Dianne Lennon is 80. The Lennon Sisters are an American vocal group initially made up of four sisters from a family of six sisters. The original quartet consisted of Dianne, Peggy (now 78), Kathy (now 76), and Janet (now 73). Hall of Fame sportscaster Vin Scully is 92. Blues musician John Mayall is 86. Actress Diane Ladd is 84.


Michael J. Pollard, 80, died of cardiac arrest. He earned an Oscar nomination for the 1967 film Bonnie and Clyde, playing the getaway driver, C.W. Moss, even though he never learned how to drive a car. He lost to George Kennedy of Cool Hand Luke. Ah, I’ll never forget that impish face and mischievous grin.


On Saturday, I attended the Celebration of Life for Daniel LeFave, who was only 36 years old. Daniel was an Asst. Principal at Bess Brannen Elementary in LJ and suffered from a brain tumor or he would never, ever have left this life and his beautiful family. The celebration was styled as an Irish Wake and was perfect…not only for Daniel, but for those of us that were able to get one more glimpse of a pretty special person. There was song, poetry, tears, education and laughter. A lot of laughter. It said so much about the way he led,then left this life.


Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th. Like this month.


The Houston Rockets filed a protest with the National Basketball Association after James Harden’s dunk was not counted in the game against San Antonio Spurs. The final score was 135-133 in double overtime with the Spurs winning. Sorry, refs. We all watched the video where he made the dunk and believe he deserved the points and the win. What happened? Well, the NBA denied the rockets’ protest and agrees the referees misapplied the rules on the play. “Commissioner Silver determined that the Rockets had sufficient time to overcome the error during the remainder of the fourth quarter and two subsequent overtime periods and thus the extraordinary remedy of granting a game protest was not warranted,” the NBA’s statement said. The League also announced it had disciplined all three referees in that game for misapplying the coach’s challenge rule. Hmmm.


You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live. Now.Joan Baez


The slain officer that was shot and killed as he responded to a domestic violence call in East Houston was a nine-year veteran of the Houston Police Department. Two Papa Johns’ locations in Pearland donated all proceeds from their December 11th sales, to the family of Sergeant Christopher Brewster. Donations can also be given directly to the Assist the Officer Foundation at www.assisttheofficer.com.


There is a house in Houston now on the market for $24.5 million. A house, not anhuge apartment building.


The Library Book is a story of the 1986 fire at the Los Angeles Public Library. The fire reached 2000 degrees and burned for more than seven hours. It consumed 400,000 books and damaged 700,000 more. Not only does Susan Orlean tell the history of the fire, she convinces all over again on how important libraries have been in history and why they should remain such an essential part of our hearts, our minds and our souls. I just finished reading this book. If you love to read and love to go to libraries, I recommend it to you. Might make a nice present for the reader in your life.


Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.


Some of my friends (Becky, Cheri, Debbie) had a get-together brunch last week at Cheri’s very lovely home. We were all asked to bring unwrapped toys to donate to Freeport Blue Santa and The Salvation Army. When I arrived, Santa was standing in the front yard next to Cheri’s husband and the most beautiful, shiny red TRUCK, tailgate up, overflowing with toys and gifts. Her husband found the truck advertised in The Source Weekly one day while he was getting a haircut. He totally restored it over a two-and-half year period, and it is gorgeous. All my friends are fabulous cooks so there was a feast along with champagne & limoncello. (Note: I will be heading to Spec’s in the morning after the Farmer’s Market – I didn’t realize how fabulous the combination of champagne and limoncello was.) Then as we left, she offered each of us a take home gift…cookies iced to look like a red truck with a Christmas tree in the bed. They were adorable. I just ate mine while I was typing this column. Some days are just more fun than others. Thank you, girls.


For every ‘real’ book I read, I try to throw a little trash in, because it’s good for me to know what’s really going on in the world. Hah. I just finished the sequel to The Devil Wears Prada.  The novel was titled Revenge Wears Prada: The Devil Returns. The plot happens a decade after Andy Sachs quit the job “a million girls would die for” working for Miranda Priestly at Runway Magazine. Now, mind you, I loved the first book and I really, really loved the movie with Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci…it’s actually one of my favorites. I wouldn’t call the sequel book a waste of time, but it was pretty close, so I’ll use descriptive words like dull, unrealistic and pleasureless. I know…I should say what I really think. ☹ I just heard that The Devil Wears Prada Broadway Musical will make its debut on July 13, 2021 in Chicago. Audience reaction will determine whether it transfers to Broadway in NYC.


Thank you to Russell at Tractor Supply. He carried out a 40-pound bag of horse bedding in the rain so I wouldn’t get my good clothes dirty. Thank you to Mike Painter for delivering the beautiful antique wood for my daughter. Thank you to Gay Linford and Jennifer Monical for pulling together such a great program at The Local called Better Together. It was a very special evening.


About a month ago, the zinnias were blooming their hearts out, so I was able to have fresh cut flowers in the kitchen all the time, but I was puzzled because something or someone was eating the leaves off. It could only be a CAT.  Sure enough, I watched as Winnie chewed off leaves as soon as I brought flowers into the house. In fact, she would nibble on anything I put into the vase. Basil, asparagus fern, eucalyptus, ivy, you name it. Her eating the leaves wasn’t as alarming as the thoughts and possibility of finding green throw-up on my carpet that set me thinking. So, I found some Cat Grass seeds at Buchanan’s Nursery in Houston. It’s just a flower-package sized envelope of oats, wheat, rye and barley. I located an abandoned clay pot at the side of my house, deposited a handful of the seeds, then about 2 weeks later when the first green popped through the dirt, I planted another handful. Now, every day and sometimes twice a day, I take out the kitchen shears, cut a handful and yell, “Grass!!” My three cats come running faster than when I yell “Treat,” (and they love treats.)  They gobble the grass down in no time flat. What a welcome Christmas idea for a favorite pet. A gift that keeps on giving. It’s good for people and dogs too, but be sure to get non-GMO seeds. There are also companies making cat-bernet, meow-lot, and kitty-anti wine from things like beet juice and organic catnip. Purr-fect gifts for fur babies.


If you want to give an unusual gift, try Buddy the Elf wreath from Etsy featuring Will Ferrell’s face. It’s crazy looking, but I know it would be SO popular with MY kids. But if all else fails, give the gift of your time to those that love you the most. You can’t go wrong and it’s easy to wrap.


Thanks for reading us.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 12-05-2019

What I Heard This Week December 5, 2019

Bats are confused because the warm weather is extending their season at the world’s largest urban bat colony, in Austin. The reason they migrate is for their food supply. Since September was the hottest ever recorded in Austin and October had 11 days with temperatures in the 90s, there is belief that over time bats may not migrate at all. This could be a concern if the food supply is not there – crops affected by severe drought means there are no insects. Cold and moist weather work as a trigger for crickets to mate, lay eggs and die, but it’s also a trigger for the bats to head south to warmer weather. If it’s warm here, there’s nothing to encourage them to leave. Climate change. Bat Conversation International, a nonprofit dedicated to bat education and protection, estimates that the suppression of agricultural pests by bats is worth about $74 an acre in Texas. Isn’t that better than pesticides. I still believe that each of us should have a bat house in our yard.


The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint – no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.


Some of you may have heard that the University of Houston now has robots to deliver food to students and facility. I refused to believe that this was a positive idea when the school could use a multitude of other things, but my daughter has assured me that this is an outside company that provides the robots, not the school. Hmmm. A UH student has started a petition stating that the robots should be more representative of the city’s culture by being enhanced with “elbows” so they would be true Houstonians because of the car culture. Hmmm, obviously I’m not ‘college student smart’ so I Googled, “what is a car elbow?”  That didn’t get me very far – just lots of exercises for your elbows. So, I tried, “what is an elbow for a car?” Nope. Nothing. Then I tried “what is an elbow for a wheel on a car?”  Bingo. Urban Dictionary calls them 84’s because originally they were an upgrade option on the 1984 Cadillac Eldorado. It’s a spoked rim that seems to be very desirable these days, especially with the southern Texas hip-hop community. You know the rims that stick out so far that you think they’re going to catch your car tire and rip it apart. Low riders. Super Pokes.


Kingwood High School was originally built in 1978. That’s 41 years ago. The building was flooded and remained flooded for 11 days after Harvey, with floodwaters 5.5 feet deep in the front of the building and 1.5 feet deep in the back. The school district has now received a $25 million FEMA grant to rebuild.


Mad About You was a TV series that ran from 1992 to 1999. I didn’t watch much TV then, but I remember Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt playing a recently married couple dealing with everyday life situations with lots of wit and wisdom. Fast forward twenty years with this new revival and the couple are about to help their daughter (who was born in 1997), pack up and move out of their home and along to college.  They are now empty nesters. This subject should provide plenty of good humor to laugh and cry about for quite a few seasons.


Taylor Swift left Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, in the dust with his 24-win record wins after the American Music Awards honored Swift with the top prize, artist of the year (beating Ariana Grande, Drake, Halsey, and Post Malone), then handing her the artist of the decade. She now stands with 25 wins in these fan-voted awards.


NYC has banned flavored electronic cigarettes. Most of those sickened over the past few months said they vaped THC, the high-inducing ingredient in marijuana, but officials now believe a thickening agent used in black market THC products may be the culprit.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:Singer songwriter Norman Greenbaum is 77. Spirit in the Sky. Actress Estelle Parsons is 92. Blanche Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde. Comedian Dick Smothers is 81. Singer broadcast journalist Judy Woodruff is 73. Rapper Mike D is 73. The Beastie Boys. Rapper Sen Dog is 54. Cypress Hill and Powerflo. I only mention this because there’s a feelgood about rappers getting old.

Former Vice President Joe Biden is 77. Actress model Veronica Hamel is 76. Author Gail Sheehy is 82. Footwear designer Manolo Blahnik is 77. TV host Bill Nye is 64. The Science Guy. Academy Award-winning director Kathryn Bigelow is 68. Recording exec Berry Gordy Jr. is 90. Founder of the Motown record label. Actor, producer, director, and screenwriterEd Harris is 69.Apollo 13. Actress Kathryn Crosby is 86. Actress Christina Applegate is 48.

Former first daughters Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. Impressionist Rich Little is 81. Singer Tina Turner is 80. G. Gordon Liddy is 89. Former FBI agent, lawyer, talk show host, actor, and figure in the Watergate scandal as the chief operative in the White House Plumbers unit during the Nixon Administration. Liddy was convicted of conspiracy, burglary, and illegal wiretapping for his role in the scandal.


Children may drop off or write their letters to Santa at the Brazoria County Historical Museum and will receive a response. Hurry. The museum is open Mon. through Fri. 9am to 5pm and Sat. 9am to 3pm. Admission is free. 979-864-1208.


111,111,111 times x’s11,111,111equals = 12,345,678,987,654,321, a palindromic number.Like 16461, for example, it is symmetrical. The term palindromic is derived from palindrome.A palindrome is a word, phrase or sequence that reads the same backward or forward. Madam, I’m Adam. Go deliver a dare, vile dog. I’m a Lasagna Hog. Murder for a jar of red rum. Do geese see God. Rotor. Racecar. Rotator. Repaper. Level. Radar. Civic. Kayak.The list goes on and on. There you go. You are smarter now.


Looking for something Christmas-y to do?Christmas Belles, the Southern-Fried Yuletide comedy has one more week at Dow Arena Theater of The Center for the Arts & Sciences. A show full of laughs. Caution, it contains mild adult humor. 979-265-7731 or www.brazosportcenter.org. Season of Light show continues at the BASF Planetarium through Dec. 27. If you’ve never seen it, you need to. They explore the question, “If the star of Bethlehem was a natural phenomenon, what might it have been?” 979-265-7661.  The Grand Ol’ Christmas Show is back with Blue Water Highway and Texas Piano Man, Robert Ellis. It’s a live, one-of-a-kind musical variety show that I promise you will LOVE. GoChristmasShow.com for the schedule that includes Victoria, Houston, New Braunfels, San Marcos, Lake Jackson, Wichita Falls, Lewisville, Ft. Worth. They’re at House of Blues this weekend.


On our way to Bastrop for Thanksgiving, the kids and I were amazed at all the red-tailed hawks dotting the countryside. They were just sitting and watching for a little breakfast or lunch of their own. I once watched two hawks build their nest, raise three babies and teach them to fly. Beautiful creatures.


The BASF Dog Park behind the LJ Recreation Center is set to have their grand opening 10 a.m. December 7th. There will be walking paths, shade, cooling pads, water fountains and dog washing stations and open dawn to dusk. There will be park rules, but we all need rules. Come celebrate.


“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”-How the Grinch Stole Christmas!


Wheel of Fortune host, Pat Sajak, had emergency surgery, so his longtime co-host Vanna White filled in for him while he recovered. These episodes will begin airing December 9th, in case you watch The Wheel.


When I saw this video, I was shocked. A couple in Splendora caught a white Chevy Tahoe driving erratically, then struck the couples Jetta. The couple called 911 and described what was happening.  The couple lowered their car window and told the driver of the Tahoe that they had a baby in the car.  After much ugly conversation, the driver of the Tahoe took a hard right towards an exit but didn’t notice a motorcycle in his way, hitting the motorcyclist and his bike. The Tahoe driver is in custody and faces two second-degree felonies. The plot thickens. He was out on bond at the time for a previous DWI and child endangerment charges. And his wife and 7-year-old child were in the vehicle. Nothing like setting a good example with a little road rage.


Money, Inc. announced their 20 Best Places to Live in Texas. I’ll give you the top ten. 10. Beaumont. 9. El Paso. 8. McAllen. 7. Brownsville. 6. Cinco Ranch. 5. Frisco. 4. League City. 3. Allen #2. LAKE JACKSON and 1. Seabrook. They said, “Lake Jackson is voted one of the top ten medium-sized cities in the United States to live. The population is just over 27,000, so if you enjoy living in an area that is free from the hectic pace and noise of a larger city, this may be a town to consider. The cost of living is 6% lower than the Texas state average with an average annual income of $75,473, and a crime rate that is 25% lower than the state of Texas average. The median home price is $148,700 with the average monthly rent at $937.” Wow.


If you are looking for a great opportunity to donate this holiday season, then look no more. The Source Weekly has a Blue Santa box in our office, and we would love to have a few more unwrapped toys to share. TBT Real Estate and Brazosport Cares Food Pantry are collecting simple hygiene products at 916 North Gulf Blvd, Freeport. Food isn’t the only thing that people need right now. A new toothbrush or a bottle of shampoo is always appreciated. Military Moms and Wives need help this year with postage for sending their care packages. It costs $14.35 for each box and they will be shipping out more than 3,000 boxes this month. Let’s not forget to always take the time to give back to the community where we live, work and raise our children.


Guess who I met at Hobby Lobby on Saturday? He was dressed in blue jeans, with a white short-sleeved t-shirt, candy-cane suspenders and I spotted him on the fabric isle giving the bolt of red velvet quite a test to see if it was soft enough for him. I watched him knowing ‘someone’ was going to get some new britches and top this year. I shopped in that section for a few minutes longer, then made my way towards the front of the store, but not before I saw him in line squeezing the red bolt tightly in his arms, while waiting his turn for the ladies to cut the fabric. There also happened to be a line of small children with sparkles in their eyes, surrounding and calling out to him. He responded with a big “ho-ho-ho” and “how are you?” I remember seeing Santa at Dido’s one day in flip flops, cargo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. He came up to me and asked how I was doing, hugged my neck and then he was off. My two young children sitting in the back of the car, wanted to know why Santa didn’t have on his velvet outfit and I had to explain that he only wears that during the winter. When you go to Dido’s to eat, you can dress a little more informally…or even Hobby Lobby to shop.


According to the United Nations, the world must slash its emissions of planet-warming greenhouse gases by 7.6 percent every year to 2030 or miss the chance to avert devastating climate change and avoid environmental catastrophe.


Someone sent me this: Your entire life can really change in a year…you just gotta love yourself enough to know you deserve more, be brave enough to demand more, and be disciplined enough to actually work for more.

Have a great week. Shop Local as much as you can. Thanks for reading this. Lisa

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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    The power went out at my house last night for four hours. While this may not seem like a major catastrophe as it was the middle of the night and […]

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    The AK-47 is a type of assault rifle originally manufactured in the Soviet Union in 1949. A 17-year-old Humble High School student accidently shot herself recently with an AK-47 that […]

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