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What I Heard This Week! 11-19-2020

What I Heard This Week November 19, 2020

Let’s pretend that for the past few months, you have been watching a bunch of cooking videos about baking a turkey and dressing, along with delicious savory side dishes. Visions of sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, gravy, pecan pie, and hot rolls are buzzing around inside your head and you now feel totally confident that you can pull this off on your own. It cannot be that hard. It looks so do-able on the videos with everything pre-chopped and pre-cooked. This year, Whole Foods and Progressive (yes, a grocery store and an insurance company) are offering an insurance plan for your Thanksgiving meal just in case you commit a turkey cooking fail. Whole Foods believes that with much smaller gatherings planned for this year in our circle of trust, there may be a lot of first-timers stepping up to the turkey platter, but perhaps forgetting some of the basics like thawing the turkey or turning on the oven. This is a great idea. At one of my first dinner parties, at age 19, I used sweetened condensed milk instead of condensed milk in a chicken casserole. It happens. The first 1,000 eligible Whole Foods “turkey purchasing customers” who make a turkey cooking mishaps claim will receive a $35 Whole Foods gift card under the Thanksgiving Turkey Protection Plan. I guess folks are expecting a bunch of novices this year. See below.


Pepsi announced it will be giving away 2-liter bottles of Pepsi Apple Pie flavored cola to 1,500 winners of its #PepsiApplePieChallange sweepstakes, which fans can enter to win by submitting a photo or video of your “baking fail.” How to win the easiest pie you’ll never have to bake.


Pfizer announced that early data show its vaccine is more than 90% effective against the virus, but needs to be stored at about -75°C, which is about 50° colder than any vaccine currently used in the U.S. Doctors’ offices, pharmacies and state labs don’t have freezers that cold, which would make distribution very difficult, involving the dry ice which is in short supply in some parts of the country. Moderna reports its vaccine is 94.5% effective, making it the second vaccine in the U.S. to have a very high success rate, and can be kept at -20°C, and that means it can be kept in a freezer that’s typically available in doctors’ offices and pharmacies, and then can be kept in the refrigerator for 30 days. But all this great information does not mean an overnight approval. Some heroes wear scrubs and lab coats…


Legendary country singer Dolly Parton donated $1 million to Vanderbilt University, which helped develop the Moderna coronavirus vaccine. Her friend, physician, and professor of surgery, Dr. Naji Abumrad, says, “Her work made it possible to expedite the science behind the testing. Without a doubt in my mind, her funding made the research toward the vaccine go 10 times faster than it would be without it.


I am voting for the first time in my life for the President of the United States, and it’s for someone I truly trust…me.Kanye West. He actually received about 60,000 votes in the recent election.


After a decade, General Motors is bringing back the Hummer. According to GM, this all-electric truck will have a four-wheel steering system that allows it to be driven diagonally in addition to forward and backward. Hmmm. That would be nice for tight parking spots. It’s good for more than 350 miles on a full charge and an adjustable air suspension system allows you to raise the truck up as much as six inches to make it easier to drive over large objects or get out of mud, along with video cameras that provide up to 18 different views (around and under) to help while driving around obstacles. I am sitting here looking at pictures of this vehicle thinking it is pretty sexy looking. Then I got to the price, then a screeching halt. ‘Edition 1’ will have a sticker price of $112,595, with GM following with a less expensive version starting around $100,000, then an $80,000 version available in 2024. I guess this ain’t your grandma’s Hummer. A Hummer SUV is scheduled in the future.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rapper Eminem is 48. I really did think his name was M&M until recently. Actor Marsha Hunt is 103. She was blacklisted by Hollywood film studio executives in the 1950s during McCarthyism and is one of the last surviving actors from the Golden Age of Hollywood. Reggae Ziggy Marley is 52. Former American League President Dr. Bobby Brown is 96. Country singer Alan Jackson is 62. Movie director artist Julian Schnabel is 69. Plate Paintings. Actor Anne Hathaway is 38.

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio is 46. Actor Calista Flockhart is 56. Ally McBeal. Playwright-actor Wallace Shawn is 77. The Princess Bride. Keyboardist Booker T. Jones is 76. Booker T. & the MG’s. Guitarist Buck Dharma is 73. Blue Oyster Cult.  Actor Megan Mullally is 62. Will and Grace. Singer Brian Hyland is 77. Itsy Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

Pianist Yanni is 66. Country singer-songwriter Ray Wylie Hubbard is 74. Actor Whoopi Goldberg is 65. Guitarist James Young is 71. Styx. Musician Stephen Bishop is 69. On and On. Rapper Reverend Run is 56. Run-DMC. World Golf Hall of Fame Gary Player is 85. Singer Neil Young is 75. Prince Charles is 72.


Since Lake Jackson is on Drought Contingency restrictions until December 15th, I pulled up their website to find out their recommendations. “Boiling water for 15 minutes is one way to release all the chlorine from tap water. At room temperature, chlorine gas weighs less than air and will naturally evaporate off without boiling. But heating up the water to a boil speeds up the removal process. The simplest way to remove chlorine is to simply let it evaporate from the water. Chlorine is a gas at room temperature, and in water it is a “volatile solute” meaning its molecules are diffused in the water, and it will escape into the air over time. The amount of time needed varies with air and water temperature. Heating or boiling the water will speed the process.”  There is more info, just pull up their website before you water plants. Thank you to BASF for donating money so Lake Jackson can buy a stock of vacuum breakers for our outdoor water faucets.


In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Ben Franklin


Yeti is recalling nearly 250,000 tumblers because the lid “can eject and hot contents can spill out, posing injury and burn hazards.” Microsoft announced a new once-in-a-generation security chip called Pluton, saying it will make laptops much more secure helping benefit some workers who will continue working from home. To help offset the increased workload earlier this year, Home Depot offered temporary bonuses and increased time off. They are now giving $1 billion in raises to employees, making the pandemic bonuses permanent. Mars candy company (Snickers, M&Ms, Twix) bought healthy snack company Kind that makes healthy nut bars and granola. Mars is privately held and also owns pet food brands like Pedigree and Whiskas and provides healthcare for pets through pet hospitals. Beyoncé signed a deal with Peloton to create a “series of themed workout experiences.”


The Journal of the American Medical Association researchers have found that omega-3 fatty acid supplements do not reduce cardiovascular risk. So, for now, you may want to forget fish oil supplements, hoping to prevent heart problems.


Because of the world that we are living in right now, I have decided that I want a doorbell with a camera. A little bit of research told me that Amazon announced a massive recall of a version of its Ring doorbell. The Ring received a total of 85 incidents of the doorbell having incorrect screws, with twenty-three of the incidents resulting in the doorbell igniting, causing minor property damage, and with reports of minor burns to people. So, if you have one, FYI.


The American Girl Doll holiday catalog just arrived in the mail. As I flipped through it, I wondered how old you must be to tire of dolls. I just love Bitty Baby. I remember asking for a doll for Christmas when I was 13, and my mother told me “no, you’re too old.” So, my grandma got me my Thumbelina baby. I wanted a ‘real’ baby when I was 6 years old, and even had a plan to keep her in my first-grade classroom cubby at Parkdale Elementary during the day. Again, my dreams were shattered. Mom was always so difficult to get along with. 😊 Hey, 1961 vintage Thumbelina doll on eBay right now $159.99.


You never know when you’re making a memory. Rickie Lee Jones


The CDC released new guidance suggesting that wearing a mask can help protect you – not just the people around you. If we could adopt universal masking policies, support social distancing, hand hygiene and adequate ventilation, perhaps we could avoid future lockdowns. WE CAN DO THIS. Ahh, here is more good news. New research shows that 1 in 5 people who contracted and recovered from coronavirus were diagnosed with a mental health challenge within three months of recuperating. Researchers followed 62,354 patients and found that 20 percent were diagnosed with PTSD, depression, insomnia, dementia, anxiety and more within 14 to 90 days after testing positive. To date, 250,000, COVID deaths in the U.S. A new report warns that permanent and sudden hearing loss can develop after battling COVID-19. Just another little thing to add the list of possibilities.


Did you know? Potatoes were not part of the first Thanksgiving. Irish immigrants had not yet brought them to North America. What did they eat? After the first Thanksgiving, the observance was sporadic and almost forgotten until the early 1800’s. It was usually celebrated in late September or October. In 1941, Congress made it a national holiday and set the date as the fourth Thursday in November.


Well, ‘Iota’ hit as a catastrophic category 4 hurricane, wreaking havoc to Nicaragua with flash flooding, winds, mud slides…since this is the 30th named storm this season, we are running through the Greek alphabet quite quickly, especially considering it is already November.


There is a 20-20-20 rule to follow when you sit in front of a computer all day. This pertains to adults and to children now studying from home or the classroom. Every 20 minutes take 20 seconds and look at an object at lease 20 feet away. It will help rest your eyes. Approximately $14 Billion was spent for the 2020 election according to the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. If adjusted for inflation, the 2016 race cost approximately $7 Billion. Ruth Graham Ray of Jacksonville, Florida, has voted in 22 presidential elections. Yes, 22. She celebrated her 108th birthday by casting an early ballot on October 31st.


Bumper sticker: If you can read this, I am not impressed. Lots of people can read.


Well, it is cooking season and I don’t know about you, but I just love parchment paper. It makes clean-up so easy. I like the Costco brand and I use it for most everything. Reynolds just came out with Pop-Up Parchment Paper Sheets that fit most standard baking pans. The stack lies flat in the box, so the paper will not curl or roll up. I have not seen it at the store yet, but I am looking. I like the no-curling idea.


Despite all the craziness that has been most of the year 2020, let’s face it, there is not one nation in the world that has more to be thankful for than us. In past Thanksgivings, we were together with our families, ate too much, played games, went to the movies or shopping. This year will be a bit different, but it will still be a time for all of us to give thanks for everything that we have. As you prepare for your Thanksgiving celebration, please plan to stay safe. Thanks for reading and supporting us.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 09-24-2020

What I Heard This Week September 24, 2020

A man walked into an animal shelter in Michigan hoping to adopt rescued chickens to add to his family’s small farm, when he happened to see a small dog whose cleft lip reminded him of his two-year-old son, who was also born with a cleft lip. He said that he had never seen a dog with a cleft lip before. The puppy had come to the shelter from 1000 miles away in Mississippi the week before, and the staff was worried that she was not adoptable. The man called his wife and she told him to adopt the puppy immediately. Two days later, after a bunch of happy tears, Lacey the rescue puppy,found a new home and Bentley, a boy of her own. Now just think…what are the chances of that puppy being shipped to that animal shelter and that dad just happening by at that moment in time, looking for chickens. There just are no accidents. Bentley and Lacey take naps together in the dog bed.


Now that I have lived through a plague, I understand why most renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around without a bra.


Some scientists believe that scrubbing your body head to toe is not healthy, so they say to just focus on your ‘bits,’ which would be underarms, groin and feet, and just rinse the rest of your body with water. Scrubbing with soap can lead to problems like eczema and other skin conditions because you risk destroying useful bacteria and microbes that help lower your immunity to certain viruses.Over the weekend, I cleaned the office, rebuilt some of my garden beds, dug upthe rest of the sweet potatoes, planted new jalapeno plants, cleaned some of the garage and yard at home, then cooked dinner. In other words, I sweated. My daughter and I wanted to watch the rest of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest after dinner, so we climbed into my bed with a laptop and I fell asleep before the movie was over. The next morning, I felt noticeably confidentthat is was ok to soap on more than just my bits.😊


Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it…good times.


A 35-year-old former dentist who was filmed extracting a patient’s tooth while standing on a hoverboard, was convicted on 46 felony and misdemeanor counts, including medical assistance fraud, scheme to defraud, illegal practice of dentistry and reckless endangerment. He was found to have performed anesthesia thousands of times without training or consent, he stole money from Medicaid and embezzled from his bosses.  At his sentencing, the judge said, “I think what you did was so outrageous, narcissistic and crazy. So, I forgive you for all that, but there’s obviously a high-priced lesson that you’re going to have to learn.” Evidence against him was overwhelming, supported in great detail by his own texts, photos and videos. Hmmm. He apologized for his actions and will spend 12 years in jail.


Being negative only makes a journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.Joyce Meyer


More than half of US states are reporting a rise in COVID cases and the nation has now passed the milestone 200,000 deaths this year. Since I hear this all the time, “Quit worrying about it, more people die from the flu each year,” I think I will give you the actual numbers. According to the CDC, 80,000 people died of flu last winter in the US, the highest death toll in 40 years. The number of deaths was nearly twice as much as what health officials previously considered a bad year. So, wear your mask.


I see people around my age mountain climbing and zip lining, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.True.


Big Tex has been taken out of quarantine and lowered into position at the Texas State Fair,where hehas been standing since 1952. This year he is wearing a 7’ by 4’face mask (a little bit bigger than a twin-size mattress), he has a new belt buckle and refurbished hat. This is a different year, so there will be a Big Tex Photo Drive Thru and a Big Tex Fair Food Drive Thru.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rock musician Chuck Panozzo is 72.Bass player for the rock band Styx, that he founded with his fraternal twin brother.Author Stephen King is 73. Comedian Bill Murray is 70. Singer Faith Hill is 53. Author comedian Fannie Flagg is 79.Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café. Actor Debbi Morgan is 69.


TV host Jimmy Fallon is 46. TV News correspondent Deborah Roberts is 60.Actor David McCallum is 87.Secret agent Illya Kuryakin in the television series The Man from U.N.C.L.E.Actor Twiggy Lawson is 71.  TV personality Joan Lunden is 70. Singer Frankie Avalon is 80. Actor Shari Belafonte is 66.


Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died from complications of metastatic pancreatic cancer at age 87. She was only the second woman to serve on the Supreme Court.My kids both know her as the Honorable R.B.G. She burst into popular culture at age 80, and became an internet sensation after a law student proclaimed her the Notorious R.B.G., a play on the nickname of a famous rapper, Notorious B.I.G. She was the subject of two movies — a fictionalized drama of her early life in which she juggled work and motherhood, and a documentary that let women into her personal life as a wife, mother, and grandmother.She believed,“you can disagree without being disagreeable.”Thank you for your integrity and fight to make an equal world, not only for our daughters, but our  sons as well. Gender equality.


Robert W. Gore, inventor of the polymer form that provided for waterproof Gore-Tex fabric, died at 83. The father of Microsoft co-founder, Bill Gates, died at 94. William Henry Gates II was an Army veteran, founding partner in a Seattle law firm and was critical in starting the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation where he served as co-chair. Former Globetrotter, David “Smokey” Gaines, died at 80. Lou Brock, St. Louis Cardinals legend, died at 81. He was known for stealing base which led the Cardinals to two World Series victories. Local community leader Dottie Duby died. She was a ball of fire, doing an amazing amount of good for the people of our community.


In Oregon, a man realized that the fires were coming towards his home, but as he drove away, he found he was trapped by downed trees and flames from 70 mph winds. Suddenly everything around him was on fire. He left his car and headed towards the river and hung out about an hour under a concrete bridge, up to his waist in water. Then he realized that all the vegetation under the bridge was starting to burn, so he headed downstream. He grabbed a green plastic Adirondack chair he found setting on the bank of the river right next to a 24-pack of Rolling Rock beer. What are the chances, but there was one single beer left in the box. He found a ledge of a rock jetting into the wide spot of the river and used the chair as a shield from the embers that night. The next morning, he put his t-shirt over his mouth and stayed close to the surface of the water where the air appeared cleaner. Later he found his car had survived, but his house did not. I was blubbering like a baby as I watched the video of his two sons discovering that he had survived. “If there’s anybody who can survive that situation, it’s my dad,” said his son. “He’s smart, can think on his feet and is very resourceful.” As he sheltered, he took scary as hell pictures, too.


Deja vuHurricane Sally hit exactly 16 years after Hurricane Ivan, even making landfall at the same spot.


Interesting. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says that we should not be wearing masks with one-way valves. These types of masks are intended for use in construction because they reduce heat and moisture, making them more comfortable for long periods, but this design does not prevent the spread of infectious diseases. We are wearing masks to prevent droplets from traveling into the air when a person coughs, sneezes or talks. With a valve, droplets from the wearer are expelled into the air. Some airlines have already banned flyers from wearing masks with valves on flights. Cloth masks are best.


The Keen company is known for outdoor shoes, gear, and accessories. They have now installed mask vending machines in Portland Oregon, Palo Alto California, London, and Tokyo. The vending machines are located outside (safer location) and it removes the person-to-person contact of sale. It is open 24/7 and more vending machines are coming. Wish I had thought of this. You can even get one with artwork by Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead.


Election Day is November 3. Do you have a current Voter’s Registration Certificate/Card in your purse, wallet, or kitchen drawer? If you cannot remember, then put down this paper and go look. Check the dates. Check out your address and other information to make sure it is current and not expired. If you are not sure you are registered to vote, go to VoteTexas.Gov. See: Am I Registered? If you are not registered, you must fill out a voter registration application as ASAP. You must do this today. A voter’s application must be filled out and mailed in at least 30 days before the election date, to have time for it to be processed and accepted by the County Voter Registrar. 800-252-VOTE (8683) for questions or you can register by mail by obtaining an application from your county Voter Registrar’s office, or pick up an application at all the libraries, government offices, or high schools. Did you read that? It is as easy as stopping by the library and picking up an application.


A firefighter died on the El Dorado Fire in Southern California, which started with sparks from a smoke-generating pyrotechnic device used during a gender reveal party. Not the first time this has happened. Gender reveal parties with smoke are not a good idea. Ever. No balloons either. A New York City subway derailed, after witnesses saw a man throwing construction debris onto the tracks. Texas now has 16.6 million voters, an increase of more than 400,000 since March. And since 2016, Texas has added 1.5 million voters to its rolls. A woman suspected of sending an envelope containing ricin, a highly toxic poison compound, addressed to the White House, has been arrested as she tried to enter the US from Canada. Authorities are also investigating similar packages mailed to different addresses in Texas that may be connected to the same sender. I wonder who in Texas…


It is called the Dooms day Glacier because it is among those glaciers in West Antarctica, most influenced by climate change. A new study has found that the ice shelves supporting this glacier and its neighbor, the Pine Island Glacier, are beginning to fissure and crack, are in the early stages of disintegration, therefore tearing apart. If they melt, they have the potential of adding about 10 feet to global sea level rise. Does the word doomsday alert you to anything negative or give any hints as to what is coming?


A September 3rd video showed a Budget rental truck backing into the parking lot of a spa in California, exiting the truck, then tossing bags and bags full of unopened envelopes and packages from the US Postal Service, off the truck into the lot, then he drove off. They said that US Postal Service employees were not involved the dumping. The post office is a public service, not a business. They deserve a break.


I am not sure I understand, but I will repeat what I know. Netflix is teasing about an event on September 25th on Netflix’s YouTube and Facebook pages. The cast of “Father of the Bride” is returning for a special event to benefit World Central Kitchen.It would be sweet to see Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Martin Short and the rest. That is all I know.


A study from China found that the proportion of COVID-19 patients who wore glasses was much lower than that of the general population. So, practice after me…COVID makes less passes, at girls that wear glasses.😊 Have a beautiful weekend and thanks for reading this. Sell something! Buy something.

Lisa

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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