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What I Heard This Week 05-09-2024

What I Heard This Week May 8, 2024

 

Mother’s Day is coming. Chappell Hill Lavender Farm has so many fun things to do… classes (growing cut flowers in Texas), lavender cuttings, flower pounding, hummingbird class, peach picking, plants for purchase, picnics, gift shop with lotions and soaps, tea and spice blends, painting classes on the deck, and more depending on the time of year and the weather. They also have the best cookies called Lavender Pecan Crisps… see recipe below. They’re delicious. Makes about 36 cookies. If you don’t have time to go to Chappell Hill and pick up dried lavender, then you can get it at some grocery stores.

LAVENDER PECAN CRISPS

4 sticks softened butter
3 cups flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
6 teaspoons ground lavender (culinary lavender)
4 cups corn flakes
1 cup chopped, toasted pecans
Cream sugar and butter. Mix in dry ingredients, then fold in corn flakes and pecans. Spoon onto cookie sheet and bake at 350 F for 20 minutes.

Starbucks is now offering Spicy Lemonade Refreshers in three flavors, or you can just add spicy cold foam to your coffee. Hmmm. My mother always said,” If you can’t say something nice, then say nothing.” Nothing.

Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive is on Saturday May 11th. Place a bag of nonperishable food next to your mailbox and your letter carrier will manage the rest. #StampOutHunger.

EGOT winner, Barbara Streisand, is releasing her first song in six years…Love Will Survive – for the upcoming Peacock Original series, The Tattooist of AuschwitzLeonardo DiCaprio may play Frank Sinatra in the long-planned Sinatra biopic, costarring Jennifer Lawrence as the singer’s second wife, actress Ava Gardner. Beetlejuice 2 will be released on September 5th. It’s the sequel to Tim Burton’s 1988 hit, Beetlejuice and will bring back Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, and Michael Keaton from the original cast. Timothee Chalamet is the first actor since John Travolta with Saturday Night Fever and Grease to have two top-grossing films in eight months with Wonka and Dune: Part Two. The movie Footloose is 40 years old. Oh, my. Kate Hudson appeared on The Tonight Show performing the song, Gonna Find Out on TV for the first time. Her debut album Glorious will be released May 17th. She was dressed in a white tasseled dress that reminded me of something Stevie Nicks wore way back when. The album includes rock, soul, country, Americana, and pop. I think it was quite good.

Security Guard: Ma’am, you can’t bring outside drinks in here.
Mom: This is a service mimosa.

RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Jessica Lange is 75. Actor Clint Howard is 65. John Cameron Mitchell is 61. Actor Claudia Cardinale is 86. Pink Panther. Singer Bobby Vinton is 89. Hit’s include Roses Are Red, Blue Velvet, To Know You Is to Love You, Take Good Care of My Baby, Tell Me Why, I Love How You Love Me, Please Love Me Forever, Mr. Lonely. Spike Lee is 67. Former Secretary of State James A. Baker III is 94. Actor singer Ann-Margaret is 83. Actor Paul Guilfoyle is 75. Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno is 74. Mary McDonnell is 72.

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.  Robert Browning

Brunch is always a promising idea. The newest addition to the Saint Arnold Cider lineup has hints of pineapple and orange, which sounds like a rather clever idea for a brunch. Saint Arnold says Tropical Mimosa Cider brings together elements of a classic cider, crisp apple, with the addition of your favorite brunch beverage. Aromas and flavors of citrus and tropical pineapple play in sync to provide a flavorful cider. It’s 5.6% ABV and gluten free. Tropical Mimosa Cider joins Dry Cider and Strawberry Kiwi Cider in their lineup and is now available in a six pack.

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.

Are you looking for a great taco salad… served by some of the nicest people in town. Sitting here at my desk, I just put the last bite into my mouth… an incredibly good taco salad from LoveBirds restaurant across the street from our office on Parking Way. It had cold crisp lettuce (not dead brown lettuce like some establishments), tomatoes, black beans, onions, taco strips, salsa, guacamole, and other things that I have forgotten because I ate every last bit on my plate. Go see Bobby or Raymond. They’re great! They also have a bunch of smoothies, healthy drinks, wraps, breakfast bowls, avocado toast and so much more. 206 Parking Way LJ. 979-316-3416. Menu: lovebirdstx.com  (haha…this is not a paid advertisement, I just like the nice people and the good food.)

A Mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth… it’s 9 months without wine.

Here are some of the movies coming out this spring and summer. Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy. Jerry Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, and Amy Schumer in Unfrosted, a mash-up of fact and fiction about how Pop-Tarts were invented. (I started watching it last night and it’s mostly fiction but pretty cute.) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Marisa Abela in Back to Black, about Amy Winehouse. Furlosa: A Mad Max Saga with Anya Taylor-Joy and Chris Hemsworth. The Garfield Movie. Young Woman and the Sea with Daisy Ridley as Trudy Ederle, first Hitwoman to swim the English Channel. Hit Man directed by Richard Linklater, the story of a teacher who moonlights as a hitman. Inside Out 2, sequel to the 2015 Pixar hit. The BikeRiders with Austin Butler. Horizon: An American Saga Chapter 1, written by Kevin Costner (June 28 release) with Chapter 2 released August 16. Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F with Eddie Murphy, Kevin Bacon, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Netflix. Despicable Me 4 with a big voice cast. Fly Me to the Moon with Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Woody Harrelson and Ray Romano. Twisters. Deadpool & Wolverine with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. Borderlands with Cate Blanchett, Jack Black, and Kevin Hart. Alien: Romulus, the latest in the Alien franchise. And many more.  

My nickname is Mom, but my full name is MOM MOM MOM MOM

Frankie Valli celebrated his 90th birthday with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. It is the 2,780th star on Hollywood Blvd. When the unknown group sang “Sherry” on American Bandstand in 1962, The Four Seasons band, and after nine years as a recording artist, Valli became an overnight sensation with a no. 1 record.

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

You can now eat your ice cream with an edible vanilla-flavored spoon. The company’s other spoons, sporks, straws, and chopsticks include wheat, corn, rice, and chickpeas, not only entirely plastic-free, BUT fully edible. It’s about time. IncredibleEats.com $9.50 for 20. ONE-USE plastic is so wasteful. Starbucks is going straw-less, and McDonald’s is switching to cutlery with renewable fiber. Umaro Foods has turned sustainable ocean-farmed seaweed into meaty, crispy vegan bacon. Their goal is to make seaweed the most productive, environmentally friendly, and flavorful source of protein on this planet.

I child-proofed the house, but they still got in.

Last week I took a quick day trip to Taylor to where my mom lives, then met my sister Dani, niece Katherine, and her new baby girl Riley Danielle (named after my sister, of course). We had a super-nice visit with mom, then lined everyone up and took a four-generation picture. What a great Mother’s Day gift to us all. My mom who doesn’t say much anymore, told me to make her eyebrows really dark for the picture. A winner of a day. Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, mother-in-law, sisters, friends, co-workers, and everyone else out there. Being a mother is hard, but it is still my favorite job of all time, and it just keeps getting better and better as my children become full-fledged adults.

Today we honor cooks, nurses, chauffeurs, counselors, teachers, maids, and referees. In other words, we honor moms everywhere.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week 05-04-2023

What I Heard This Week May 3, 2023

The Walt Disney Company is suing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and other state officials, alleging that DeSantis is harming Disney’s business operations with a targeted campaign of government retaliation. A DeSantis hand-picked board voted to dissolve the 1967 state law that was established where Disney has control over design and construction decisions of the 27,000-acre theme park near Orlando. The irony is that Disney’s private inspections are far stricter than any state safety parameters, and Disney is one of Florida’s largest employers. On any given day, there are as many as 350,000 people on the property as visitors, overnight hotel guests, and employees, plus the 55-year-old district manages the traffic, disposal of waste and mosquito control of what is actually a midsize city. DeSantis has even discussed building a state prison near Disneyland, just to show them… Hmmm. Did you know that a male dog lifts his leg to urinate in order to mark his territory? Sometimes it is called a scent-mark. The higher they lift their leg; the stronger message they think they are leaving for the next dog. I have no idea why this came to mind.


What is it you plan to do with your ONE wild and precious life? Mary Oliver


Several people have questioned me over the past few weeks about recycling. I will remind you that the Lion’s Club at LJ City Hall has a container for all soft plastic and when they get 500 pounds, they’re going to receive benches made out of the common packaging material. Now soft plastic can be many things, so if it’s plastic and you can scrunch it in your hand, it’s likely to be soft plastic and can be recycled. Dry cleaner bags, bubble wrap inside envelopes, the little plastic pull-off lid on tomato packages, grocery bags, potato bags, Ziploc bags, newspaper bags – it is endless. Once you start collecting it, you can’t stand to throw away something because you know it is NOT compostable. It will be around for a long, long, time. Is it more work than throwing it in the trash? Of course, it is more work. Anything worth doing is probably more work. Throwing something in the trash is the lazy way to be and I feel confident that at this point in time and with the information you have about the damage we are doing to the Earth; you know it’s the right thing to do. Just saying. I feel like we have to do this for the children that we are leaving with this huge mess.


A woman’s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. – Christian Dior


Singer Willie Nelson is 90 years-old. He had one heck of a two-day birthday party last week with … Snoop Dogg, The Chicks, Keith Richards, George Strait, Leon Bridges, Gary Clark Jr., Kris Kristofferson, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley, Warren Haynes, Neil Young, Stephen Stills, Norah Jones, Rosanne Cash, Lyle Lovett, Edie Brickell, Miranda Lambert, Chris Stapleton, Sheryl Crow, and so many more.  Micah Nelson, son of Willie and at age 32, one of the youngest artists on the bill, provided great insight for all ages on this milestone Willie birthday. “Honestly, I don’t think my dad would have made it to ninety without all of you,” he told the crowd. “The music is what keeps him alive, and y’all keep the music alive.” Nice.


The Little Mermaid, visionary filmmaker Rob Marshall’s live-action reimaging of the studio’s Oscar-winning animated musical classic, opens in theaters nationwide May 26, 2023. Aerosmith just announced their Farewell Tour.


Chappell Hill Lavender Farm has so many fun things to do… quilt your own tote bag, lavender growing class, painting class on the deck, and more depending on the time of year and the weather.


Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive on Saturday May 13th. Place a bag of nonperishable food next to your mailbox and your letter carrier will handle the rest. #StampOutHunger


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:  Country singer Randy Travis is 64. Actor Talia Shire of The Godfather and Rocky is 78. Guitarist-songwriter Duane Eddy is 85. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is 69. Guitarist Ace Frehley of Kiss is 72. Singer Sheena Easton is 64. Actor-singer Ann-Margret is 82. Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno is 73. TV personalities Drew and Jonathan Scott of The Property Brothers are 45. Singer Tommy James of Tommy James and the Shondells is 76. Singer Kate Pierson of the B-52′s is 75. Singer Herbie Murrell of The Stylistics is 74. Singer Gary Wright is 80. Dream Weaver.

Actor Daniel Day-Lewis is 66. Actor Michelle Pfeiffer is 65. Singer Englebert Humperdinck is 87. Country singer Larry Gatlin is 75. Actor Burt Young is 83. Rocky Balboa’s brother-in-law and best friend Paulie Pennino. Singer Merrill Osmond of The Osmonds is 70. Actor Sam Heughan of Outlander is 43.  Singer Judy Collins is 84. Someday Soon, Chelsea Morning, Turn! Turn! Turn! And her biggest success, Send in the Clowns. Singer Rita Coolidge is 78. Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is 69. Singer Maurice Williams of Maurice and the Zodiacs is 85.


Folk-rock legend Gordon Lightfoot, called a lyrical storyteller, died at 84. He was a Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist who achieved international success in folk, folk-rock, and country music and is credited with helping to define the folk-pop sound of the 1960s and 1970s. Lightfoot’s biographer Nicholas Jennings said, “His name is synonymous with timeless songs about trains and shipwrecks, rivers and highways, lovers and loneliness.” Early Morning Rain, Beautiful, If You Could Read My Mind (my favorite), or the very beautiful Pussywillows, Cat Tails.


Beloved Betty White, first lady of television, and her husband Allen Ludden, bought their Brentwood home in the 60’s. It was a five-bedroom, six-bath, 3,029 sq-ft. home built in 1952, with a pool. Betty White lived there until her death December 31, 2021, at age 99. Pictures of the house showed a beautiful home, obviously not beautiful enough by today’s standards… I guess. Did I mention that it sold recently for $10.7 million dollars, then someone bulldozed it to the ground so a new house could be built. ☹ Aww.


Disgraced sex offender Harvey Weinstein (’s) former 5.7-ac. 9,000-sq-ft. Connecticut house with 550 feet of frontage on the Long Island Sound, has been demolished. He liquidated assets and the property sold for $16 million. It is now back on the market as two separate parcels of land with an asking price totaling $21-million. That’s a little more understandable.


A mom influencer is someone who gives parenting advice to other people online. It’s social media and it’s a business. They make money by how many people pay attention to them. A California “mom influencer” who claimed on Instagram in 2020 that a Latino couple tried to kidnap her two children has been convicted and could end up in jail for six months. The influencer posted a video on Instagram, adding details about the alleged “near” abduction that she had not reported to police. She said she was raising awareness. The post went viral. She even accused a couple of lingering by her car saying she was paralyzed by fear. Police released video images of the couple from surveillance, but the couple recognized themselves, came forward and denied the allegations. The mom influencer said she had misinterpreted the events. I wonder if she received enough attention.


A new bride was killed just hours after her wedding when an intoxicated 25-year-old woman driving 65-mph in a 25-mile per hour zone, crashed into a golf cart heading home after her wedding. Her husband had multiple broken bones and a brain injury requiring surgery. The driver of the car was arrested on three counts of felony DUI and one count of reckless homicide.


Former NFL player and Texas Democratic Rep. Colin Allred announced his 2024 Senate campaign against Ted Cruz. A dad caught a foul ball at a Dodgers game all while juggling a baby and his beer. It was amazing. San Francisco-based First Republic Bank became the third midsize bank to fail in two months, but FDIC approved a deal where the bank was purchased by JPMorgan Chase, and no one missed a beat.  The Disneyland 45-ft. Fantasmic Dragon caught fire during mid-show just as Micky Mouse was so close to defeating the fire-breathing dragon named Maleficent. Six workers were treated for smoke inhalation. Question: How can an undocumented person even obtain an AR-15 rifle? Texas and the US need safer gun laws.


The 2023 Met Gala… annual fundraising event for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute. The event is organized by Anna Wintour, the first Monday of May (unless a pandemic hits), and celebrities and designers show off their best and sometimes craziest fashion on the red carpet. It is sometimes called the Super Bowl of Fashion. It started in 1948. Since the 70’s, the theme of the gala has centered around an accompanying exhibit or designer. This year it was a tribute to superstar designer Karl Lagerfeld who died in 2019.  Lagerfeld, known for making controversial and hurtful remarks about various topics, such as calling Adeletoo fat“, expressing annoyance with #MeToo movement, saying models who complained about sexual harassment should “go to a nunnery“, even blaming Kim Kardashian for being robbed at gunpoint. His controversial beliefs sparked anger among many people after it was announced the Gala would be dedicated to him. Instead of skipping the event, some that were offended just wore pink outfits, because he hated pink. However, the Met Gala raised a record $17.4 million this year.  Obviously, many were NOT offended. Tickets to attend cost at least $30,000 to $50,000 – each. If you wanted to reserve a table, those were $275,000 to $500,000. It’s estimated the Gala costs about $3.5 million to throw. Supposedly, Yahoo paid $3 million for two tables.


James Comisar has been a collector of TV memorabilia since 1989. A massive temperature-controlled collection. Set to be auctioned is The Johnny Carson set from The Tonight Show. The bar where Sam Malone greeted customers on Cheers (he found it in studio storage with a dead skunk in it), the pink outfit that Barbara Eden wore in I Dream of Jeannie. The timeworn living room from Archie and Edith Bunker’s All in the Family. Barware from Mad Men. Tools used to cook meth on Breaking Bad. Costumes from Star Trek.  Costumes and props from the 1960s TV series Batman. Gilligan’s Island. Eventually, there is big money in the entertainment memorabilia market. Heritage Auctions.


Andy Warhol worked on an Athletes Series of portraits of sports personalities in 1977. One of them was star running back of the Buffalo Bills: O.J. Simpson, age 30, who showed up without a football or a jersey. The series included Muhammad AliKareem Abdul-JabbarChris EvertRod GilbertO.J. SimpsonPeléTom SeaverWillie ShoemakerDorothy Hamill, and Jack Nicklaus. The Simpson work will be on display May 6-15 in NY before auction. It is estimated it will sell in the $300,000 to $500,000 range. Simpson will not have rights to any proceeds. An iconic image of Marilyn Monroe by Andy Warhol is coming to auction in May, with Christie’s auction house estimating the sell at $200 million. The silkscreen image known as “Shot Sage Blue Marilyn,” a close-up of Monroe with her hair in yellow, her eyeshadow blue and her lips red. If it meets estimates, the 1964 painting would be the most expensive 20th-century artwork to be auctioned.


Freda Filipp retired from LJ post office last week. We will miss her happy, smiling face so much. Sweet Dawn retired last year, and all these years later, I still miss Joe Marshall. Thanks for reading us. Don’t forget the Kentucky Derby and the Coronation of King Charles.

Lisa


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What I Heard This Week 03-30-2023

What I Heard This Week March 29, 2023

April 1 is April Fools’ Day. It’s not an official holiday, just a day for fun, as has been custom since the 19th century; setting aside a day for playing harmless pranks and jokes upon our friends, neighbors, and family. I found the following story on Useless Daily25 Fun Facts about April Fools’ Day. It made me grin.
    “Fun Fact #22. As well as people playing pranks on one another on April Fools’ Day, elaborate practical jokes have appeared on radio and TV stations, newspapers, web sites, and have been performed by large corporations. In one famous prank from 1957, the BBC broadcast a film in their Panorama current affairs series purporting to show Swiss farmers picking freshly-grown spaghetti, in what they called the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest. The BBC was later flooded with requests to purchase a spaghetti plant, forcing them to declare the film a hoax on the news the next day. With the advent of the Internet and readily available global news services, April Fools’ pranks can catch and embarrass a wider audience than ever before.”  I’m still laughing as I type this. So today I could put a fictitious story in this column, and you could be the April fool, but instead I have decided to scatter a few funny, silly jokes throughout that you can share, because everyone needs more laughter in their lives…


A woman went into a seafood restaurant and requested a lobster tail. The waiter smiled and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”


If you feel you must fool someone on April Fools’ then unscrew your showerhead and pop in a bouillon cube so your family member takes a shower that smells like chicken as the water streams down, or tape down their mouse.


Last week I wrote about the new tortoise family at the Houston Zoo named The Pickles. You seemed to really like that story. Today, I have this. If you like pickles, and you like dirty martinis, then look what I found, a Pickletini recipe.
2.5 oz. premium vodka
1 oz. pickle juice
3 pickle slices to garnish
Fill cocktail shaker with ice; add vodka and pickle juice. Cover and shake until shaker has frosted on outside of shaker. Strain into a beautiful martini glass and garnish with pickle slices on a swizzle stick.


Here’s to curb appeal. Since it’s planting season, I found some landscaping mistakes that are said to date your home. The first one is using red mulch in your flower beds.  Walt Disney World started this in the 60’s. Instead, they say to use pine-bark mulch – it’s just shredded pine trees, chemical-free, easily found at garden centers, and helps add nutrients to the soil. The next idea is not to plant too close to your foundation. Landscapers suggest planting no closer than 3 ft. away from your home. The plants and shrubs are going to grow and get larger if you take care of them.


Jeff Reitz holds the Guinness World Record for the most consecutive visits to Disneyland… eight years, three months and 13 days – in a row – five days short of 3,000 days. He was unemployed at the time, so he and a friend saw an opportunity to exercise and meet other people. Once he went to work fulltime, he still spent on average of three to five hours there each day, but always at least one hour. “It was never about spending the entire day there,” he said. “It’s about making a visit.” His friend stopped visiting after two years, but Reitz decided to keep going because he was still having fun with it. He watched new sections being built knowing they were making “new magic.” Then March 13th, 2020, the park shut down for the pandemic. He had already planned to take off the following Wednesday because it would have marked his 3000th consecutive day. But instead, he made 2,995 days and hasn’t been back.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Sarah Jessica Parker is 58. Film critic Gene Shalit is 97. (I pulled up pictures of him; the oversized handlebar moustache and crazy hair is the same, just grey now). Actor Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and Hutch is 80. Singer, entertainer, activist, & Miss America runner-up Anita Bryant is 83. Actor Timothy Dalton is 77. The 4th actor to play James Bond. Actor Gary Oldman is 65. Actor Matthew Broderick is 61. Actor-comedian Rosie O’Donnell is 61. Actor Kelly LeBrock is 63. Actor Jim Parsons of The Big Bang Theory is 50. Actor Jessica Chastain is 46. Singer-keyboardist Rose Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 78. Actor Alan Arkin is 89. Singer Diana Ross is 79. Singer Steven Tyler of Aerosmith is 75. Singer-actor Vicki Lawrence is 74. Actor Martin Short is 73. Actor Michael York is 81.  Talk show host Leeza Gibbons is 66. Actor Jennifer Grey is 63. Country singer Kenny Chesney is 55. Keyboardist Tony Banks of Genesis is 73. Jazz musician Dave Koz is 60. Country singer Reba McEntire is 68. Movie director Quentin Tarantino is 60. Harmonica player Charlie McCoy of Hee Haw is 82.

Singer Lady Gaga is 37. Comedian Eric Idle is 80. Singer Rudolph Isley of Isley Brothers is 84.  Singer Bobby Kimball of Toto is 76. Singer Celine Dion is 55. Actor Bud Cort of Harold and Maude is 75. Model Elle Macpherson is 60. Actor Warren Beatty is 86. TV personality Peter Marshall of Hollywood Squares is 97. Singer Tracy Chapman is 59. Comedian Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back Kotter is 79. Actor John Astin of The Addams Family is 93. Musician Eric Clapton is 78. Actor Rhea Perlman of Cheers is 75. Actor Paul Reiser is 67. Actor Shirley Jones is 89. The Partridge Family. Rapper MC Hammer is 61. Rapper Salt of Salt-N-Pepa is 57. Actor Christopher Walken is 80. Actor Ali MacGraw is 84. Love Story. Musician Herb Alpert is 88. Actor Richard Chamberlain is 89. Dr. James Kildare, The Thorn Birds, and was the first Jason Bourne.


A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …… cola.”
Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”


A principal of a Florida school has been forced to resign after a parent complained that sixth-grade students were exposed to pornography after a Renaissance art lesson that showed images of Michelangelo’s Renaissance period sculpture of David… which just happens to be one of the most famous statues in Western history. In fact, growing up at our house, we had a small replica of the statue in our living room. Right there in front of God and everyone that visited our home. Because as a child, our family encouraged us to learn and be exposed to all aspects of our world, not just what happened in some insignificant 10-mile radius town we lived in. The director of the Galleria dell ‘Accademia where the statue of David is now shown, was astonished at the controversy and welcomed the principal, school board, parents, and student body to come view the “purity” of the statue in person. The mayor of Florence, Italy, personally invited the Florida educator who was let go, to visit the city to be recognized, adding, “that whoever teaches such art deserves respect.” Yes, I believe parents should have rights on their children’s education, but they have to be intelligently thought-out and researched rights. I read an article this morning about a parent that single-handedly had over 92 books removed from a high school library in Florida. In this county a single parent can challenge a book without having to identify supposed inappropriate material OR without having read the book. One author that had 20 of her books removed during this fiasco, was accused of writing adult romance. The author said she does not write adult romance, but one of the books removed was about the Holocaust. Does anyone remember studying about the book burnings that the Nazi’s held as a show of their intolerance and censorship? Hmmm.


A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”


Dolly Parton has a new fashion book, Behind the Seams, My Life in Rhinestones, 366 pages where she discusses some of her most memorable outfits, from the clothes her mother would sew out of feed sacks, bold dresses and hairdos that shook up Nashville, to evening wear at Studio 54, and costumes from her most famous film and TV roles. It is due out October 17, 2023, but can be preordered now. It will also be sold as an audiobook narrated by Dolly. That should be really good, but as good as a book of pictures of unforgettable outfits? Hmmm. I may have to do both. Her wig caps also have a little pocket in the back because her outfits are so tight there is no place for her mic pack. I like her.


My special friends Mary and Bruce Meyers celebrated their 50th anniversary this month with a party. It was perfect.  I’ve never seen a crowd of people so happy to see each other and help celebrate our friends, and friendship.  Because of the pandemic, our few social occasions have been limited to funerals and such. Their love is a perfect example of what many of us wish we could have accomplished.


Chappell Hill Lavender Farm Is now open. 2250 Dillard Road, Brenham. The official Bluebonnet Festival of Texas in Chappell Hill is April 15-16. 400 plus vendors, food, live music, in the heart of bluebonnet country. www.ChappellHillHistoricSociety.com


The Brazosport Art League is presenting the People’s Choice Gallery Show, where you, the public, get to vote on your favorite pieces. It’s fun. Preview the art on Facebook, “Brazosport Art League” – Reception and Awards presentation April 28, Friday 6:30 – 8 PM The Center for the Arts and Sciences.


This may be the best thing I tell you today.  According to new research published in Nature Aging, the widely used Viagra aka sildenafil, may be associated with a significant reduction in developing Alzheimer’s disease. Now, here’s the really good part…. by nearly 70%.  Of course, more research is needed. This could mean that the little blue pill that was first intended for the treatment of cardiovascular disease when it was introduced in 1989 – except for one very unique, common side-effect that made men very happy – could now help us keep more memory and mental functions intact.


What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. (I shouldn’t have put this in but it is great, and it is April Fools’ material… but I will just go ahead and apologize now.)


Here are a few great ideas, especially since we are all getting ready to plant gardens and flowerbeds. Reuse wine and champagne corks as plant markers. Write the name of the plant on the cork with permanent marker, push it onto a metal skewer or chopstick, and place it in the soil next to the appropriate plant. Wait. It gets better. This one is for my neighbor who was a professional golfer and is now a most fabulous gardener. Do you have an old or unused golf bag taking up space in your garage? Long-handled tools can be carried in the club compartment and smaller ones in the side pocket, then you can haul the bag around with you as your work. One more. Take a hole puncher to your little white plant ID tags that come stuck in the plants, then hang them through a key ring so you can remember the names, the height and care instructions throughout the season. Last one. Reuse toilet paper tubes this gardening season. Cut four slits at one end and fold them in to close up the bottom. Then fill with soil and plant your seeds. Place on a tray in a warm spot away from drafts. Because cardboard is biodegradable, you can put your pots directly into the ground when planting time has arrived. Great ideas for playing in the dirt. Don’t forget to check out the spaghetti plants at Home Depot. 😊 Have a great week and thank you for reading and shopping with us.

Lisa


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What I Heard This Week 03-03-2022

What I Heard This Week March 2, 2022

In Florida, eight years ago, a 79-year-old retired police SWAT commander told a 43-year-old unarmed man in a movie theatre, to put away his phone during the movie previews. The man and his wife were checking on their 22-month-old daughter at daycare. An argument developed, and the man with the phone grabbed the retired police captain’s popcorn and flicked it into his face, then supposedly threw his cellphone at the man. The retired police captain said, “he feared for his life and was completely defenseless”, so he pulled out his .380 handgun and fired a single shot into the man’s chest, killing him, while muttering “Throw popcorn in my face.” He said, in his entire law enforcement career, he had never fired his gun, and the movie theatre situation was the most scared he had ever been. In his entire law enforcement career! Oh, he was acquitted by a jury last week. Hmmm. Security video did not even catch the cellphone being thrown.  This is one crazy short-tempered world we are living in right now.


In a TikTok video I saw, a guy is holding an empty Starbucks cup and deciding out loud whether to throw it in the trash or the recycle side. “Oh, boy,” he says, “I can’t wait to help the environment,” before releasing his cup in the recycling hole vs. the trash hole right next to it. “Yeah, help the environment.” Then he opens the garbage can cabinet to show us that both the recycling and trash go straight into one single oversized trash can. It is suggested that the video was made at Subway. Shame on you, Subway. Be a part of the solution, not just another problem.


You know what they say, there are three things that cannot be hidden for long. The sun, the moon, and the truth.


Political life no longer has to do with healthy debates about long-term plans to improve people’s lives and to advance the common good, but only with slick marketing techniques primarily aimed at discrediting others. In this craven exchange of charges and countercharges, debate degenerates into a permanent state of disagreement and confrontation.” Pope Francis


Chappell Hill Lavender Farm is getting ready (March 5th) for spring. Painting classes, greeting card workshops, yoga, and growing lavender classes… all in addition to visiting the farm (which is free), sitting in the gazebo overlooking the water, and just simply, enjoying the outdoors. Miniature goats, Fonzie, Oreo, and Moonshine, will help entertain you. The freeze of last year hit Chappell Hill pretty hard so they decided to replant some of their fields, and are hoping that their blackberries, peaches, and figs will be good this year. There are also several varieties of lavender plants available for purchase. I’ve told you before about their famous Lavender Pecan Crisps that are made with culinary lavender buds.  I found the following recipe, compliments of Texas Highways magazine. They are so delicious.

Lavender Pecan Crisps
2 cups sugar
4 sticks softened butter
3 cups flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
6 teaspoons ground lavender
4 cups corn flakes
1 cup chopped pecans, toasted
Cream sugar and butter. Mix in dry ingredients, then fold in corn flakes and pecans. Spoon onto cookie sheet and bake at 350 F for 20 minutes. Makes about 36 cookies.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Author John Irving is 80. The World According to Garp. Actor Laraine Newman of Saturday Night Live is 70. Singer Jay Osmond of The Osmond’s is 67. Singer John Cowsill of The Cowsills is 66. Singer Jon Bon Jovi is 60. Two Grammy Awards; in 1983 for the Joe Cocker duet Up Where We Belong and in 1987 for the Bill Medley duet The Time of My Life. Actor Paula Prentiss of 1975′s The Stepford Wives is 84. Musician Emilio Estefan of the Miami Sound Machine is 69. Actor Catherine O’Hara of Home Alone is 68. Actor Patricia Heaton of Everybody Loves Raymond is 64. Magician Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller is 67.


Sally Kellerman, best known for playing Major Houlihan, died at 84. She played a straitlaced, by-the-book Army nurse who is tormented by rowdy doctors during the Korean War in M*A*S*H. In the show, she is carrying on a torrid affair with equally uptight Major Frank Burns, demanding that he kiss her hot lips in a moment secretly broadcast over the camp’s public address speakers, and that’s how she earned the nickname. Actor Ivan Reitman, most famous for Animal House and Ghostbusters, died at 75. Bridget Hanley, best know for Here Come the Brides and Harper Valley PTA, died at 80.


The New York Times just bought the viral word game, Wordle, for a hefty sum, “in the low seven figures.” I’ll add this information for the math challenged. According to LogicalDollar.com, seven figures refer to a number with seven digits, meaning that it can be any amount between 1,000,000 and 9,999,999, meaning $1 million or more, but less than $10 million. Wow, you just never know. According to Wikipedia, Josh Wardle initially created the game for himself and his partner to play, eventually making it public in October 2021. The game gained a large amount of popularity in December 2021 after Wardle added the ability for players to copy their daily results as emoji squares, which were widely shared on Twitter. The NY Times plans to keep it free for all players, but the game has been moved to their website.


New York University is now offering a class that examines “both the appeal and aversions to Taylor Swift through close readings of her music and public discourse.”  No one had fun classes like that when I was young.


The families of several victims killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting have reached a $73 million settlement with Remington, the now bankrupt manufacturer of the AR-15-style rifle used in the massacre that left 20 children and six adults dead. The families sued Remington in 2014, alleging the gun maker should be held partially responsible for the shooting because of the marketing strategy that allegedly reinforced military-style images of combat weapons. 


A man won the NY Lottery’s $10 million Deluxe scratch-off last month. That is great news, but it gets even better. This is his second win after he won the same amount in 2019, winning the top prize in the $350 million Cash Spectacular scratch-off ticket. The guy said he is “still trying to spend the $10,000,000,” he won three years ago. How sad and such a burden. The ship that caught fire in the Atlantic Ocean last month with all the luxury cars aboard, suffered harsh weather and sunk around 220 nautical miles off the coast of Portugal’s Azores Islands. At least $155 million in losses plus the ship.


Two pharmaceutical companies are seeking approval from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to switch their oral contraceptive pills from prescription to over-the-counter status. Some argue that making these pills available over the counter would be a game-changer, however, the FDA process for the switch is a little more complicated as it revolves around whether a label can be designed for people to take the product as instructed and provide information that will help decide the right drug.


Thanks to reader, R.J. for this. I laughed when I heard this years ago, and I laughed today when I opened the envelope. Hope it doesn’t hit too close to home. A man tells his wife he is going hunting over the weekend and adds, “Be sure and pack me some clean undies.” Upon returning home, the wife asks about his trip. The husband says, “I missed a shot on a great buck.” As an afterthought, he says, “I thought I asked you to pack me some clean undies?” The wife says, “I did, they were in your gun case.”


As of February 21, 2022, in Brazoria County 18% of the hospital beds were occupied by Covid patients. High stress on the system is considered 10% to 20%. The state of Texas as a whole was at 22% which is considered extreme stress. Worldwide, we have passed the 435 million mark for infections, and Covid has been blamed for more than 5.9 million deaths. So, keep your mask on for just a little longer. I want normal, too, but right now may not the time to do that. Let’s talk in three weeks. COVID19.who.int


First it was our avocados. If you haven’t picked up a few, then you could regret it. In years to come, you’ll be telling your grandchildren about how good guacamole was. Now, health officials have detected a highly contagious strain of bird flu in many U.S. states, allowing more fear to creep into the poultry industry. Several farms in Indiana and Kentucky have been shuttered in the past weeks. Farmers say they have been stunned by how efficiently the virus kills, with animals dying hours after the initial infection. So far, no human cases of the virus have been detected in the U.S.


The world started losing sleep last week when Russian President Putin launched a horrible invasion of Ukraine. I received this prayer from Paul Geisler at Christ Lutheran Church. Thank you, Paul. I think it is quite perfect. It is credited to Presiding Bishop Elizabeth Eaton, Faith Vigil for Peace in Ukraine. The courageous Ukraine people could use our help in prayer right now.

A Prayer for Ukraine
O Lord, God of life, as you care for all creation, give us your peace. May our security come not from weapons, but from respect. May our strength come not from violence, but from love. May our own wealth come not from money, but from sharing. May our path be not one of ambition, but of justice. May our victory not be one of revenge, but of forgiveness. Unarmed and confident, help us to defend the dignity of all creation. Sharing today and always the bread of solidarity and peace. Amen.


Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has shown a dignified strength and defiance that should make all other political leaders stand in awe and shutter, as they wonder if they themselves are truly deserving of any power at all. This man continues to amaze. He and his family will not leave their fellow countrymen and women to hide. He said the two countries don’t need a war, “not a Cold War, not a hot war, not a hybrid war.” But added that if Ukrainians came under attack, they would defend themselves. “When you attack us, you will see our faces – not our backs, but our faces.”


Indifference makes you an accomplice…” Volodymyr Zelenskyy


Zelenskyy is a law-school graduate, comic-actor in a TV series (playing a school-teacher catapulted into the presidency after a student posted a viral video of him ranting about corruption in politics), co-founded a successful TV production company, and produced shows for a network owned by controversial billionaire Ihor Kolomoisy, who later backed his presidential bid. As a teenager he and his best friend shared a pair of Western jeans, which they would take turns to wear on dates. His candidacy in the 2019 presidential election was initially seen by some as a joke, his political party called the Servant of the People party, but he won with 73% of the vote. A person wrote recently, “Zelensky has suddenly grown cojones of cosmic proportion.”  A global hacking group Anonymous, has launched “Cyber War” against Russia. Many Western businesses are cutting ties with Russia. The list is so long, but the best I heard was Apple. You know that will hurt Russia the most.

LISA

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

    by on November 29, 2023 - 0 Comments

    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • Much Ado About Nothing - Texan in Winter

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    The power went out at my house last night for four hours. While this may not seem like a major catastrophe as it was the middle of the night and […]

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    My dad always told me to have a backup plan in case my current job doesn’t work out. I wasn’t sure what that’d be until I saw this ad: “HUMAN […]

  • What I Heard This Week! December 20, 2018

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    The AK-47 is a type of assault rifle originally manufactured in the Soviet Union in 1949. A 17-year-old Humble High School student accidently shot herself recently with an AK-47 that […]

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