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What I Heard This Week 11-25-2021

What I Heard This Week November 23, 2021

A Texas couple were on their way to Las Vegas. They were told at the airport that their luggage exceeded weight limit by about 5-6 pounds, so they opened up their suitcase to rearrange a few things, and out popped their tiny pet chihuahua, Icky, who was traveling quite nicely inside a cowboy boot. A Southwest customer service rep offered to watch Icky until they got back from their trip, but luckily, they had family nearby. That’s cute. We have three cats that love suitcases… and boxes, and sacks, and anything that they can get inside… and many things that they cannot quite fit into, but it sure is fun to see them try.


When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. Willie Nelson


Organized Retail Crime: In California, about 25 cars blocked a street while the occupants (at least 80 people in ski masks, armed with crowbars, and weapons), stormed into a Nordstrom store, ransacked shelves, and stole merchandise, rushing away in their waiting cars. Then in Chicago, a group of 14 people dressed in sweatshirts and masks, stormed a Louis Vuitton store, and stole around $120,000 worth of merchandise, then escaped in cars. The same night stores in San Francisco… expensive stores like Louis Vuitton, Burberry, Bloomingdales, Hermes and Fendi, along with Walgreens and cannabis dispensaries were also looted. Thieves have become much more brazen, and police say that car break-ins in that area have increased by 700%. Many stores across the country are changing their hours of operation due to rising crime rate. It is a crazy world we are living in right now.


Kevin Spacey will pay House of Cards producer MRC $31 million after a two-year legal battle, after allegations of sexually preying upon young men. Spacey said he was still entitled to money under his “pay or play” deal and argued that it was the decision by MRC and Netflix to cut him loose and not his conduct that had caused financial losses. Consequences.


When you practice gratefulness, there is a sense of respect toward others. Dalai Lama


The trailer for Hulu’s “Pam & Tommy” miniseries was released recently. Lily James really looks good as Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, and Sebastian Stan is a very believable looking Tommy Lee. Seth Rogen and Nick Offerman play other characters involved in the theft and unauthorized release of the celebrity couple’s honeymoon sex tape. Anderson and Lee divorced in 1998 after three years of marriage and are not involved in the production. Think about it… finally, nice, clean, wholesome, entertainment to enjoy with everyone in the family.


Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. Oprah Winfrey


The Rolling Stones have dropped the song, Brown Sugar, from their concerts because of slave lyrics. Target has decided to close their stores for Thanksgiving Day… for good. Australia has promised to reach net-zero carbon emissions by 2050 without ending the use of fossil fuels. One comment said the announcement had “the strength of a wet paper bag.” Did you see the Beaver moon lunar eclipse last week? Longest partial lunar eclipse since 1440. I set my alarm for 3pm. To me, it looked like a ball of fire at that moment because of the cloud coverage. Incredibly beautiful. The ever-so popular Sesame Street is debuting a new character on Thanksgiving Day. Her name is Ji-Young and is the program’s first Asian-American Muppet. The U.S. Coast Guard has recently seized over $457 million in cocaine and marijuana. An armored car was transporting money from a San Diego bank when the back door flew open and a crazy number of people stopped on the freeway to pick up the money. Bags of cash had fallen out. Mostly $1’s and $20’s. Some of the ‘opportunists’ announced their surprise windfall on social media and now are in so much trouble if they do not return the money. Sigh.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Motown Records founder Berry Gordy Jr. is 92. Singer-songwriter Bruce Channel is 81. Hey, hey baby, I wanna know, if you’ll be my girl. Musician Paul Shaffer of the Late Show with David Letterman is 72. Actor Ed Harris is 71. Apollo 13. Blues musician John Mayall is 88. Actor Diane Ladd is 86. Musician Chuck Mangione is 81. Feels So Good. Country singer-record company executive Jimmy Bowen is 84. Director Ridley Scott is 84. Alien, Blade Runner, Thelma & Louise, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down. Bassist Roger Glover of Deep Purple is 76. Singer Dianne Lennon of the Lennon Sisters is 82.

Singer Randy Newman is 78. According to Wikipedia, he has scored nine DisneyPixar animated films, including all four Toy Story films, A Bug’s Life, both Monsters, Inc. films, and the first and third Cars films, as well as Disney’s James and the Giant Peach (1996) and The Princess and the Frog. His other film scores include RagtimeThe NaturalAwakeningPleasantvilleMeet the ParentsSeabiscuit, and Marriage Story. Newman has received twenty-two Academy Award nominations in the Best Original Score and Best Original Song categories and has won twice in the latter category, contributing to the Newman’s being the most nominated Academy Award extended family, with a collective 92 nominations in various music categories. He has also won three Emmys, seven Grammy Awards and the Governor’s Award from the Recording Academy. In 2007, he was recognized by the Walt Disney Company as a Disney Legend. He was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2002 and to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2013. In the 1970s, Newman co-wrote the “Most Original Soft Drink Ever” jingle for Dr. Pepper, and wrote a song called “Stay Away” to support people during the COVID-19 pandemic. You should listen to it. It is cute.


In the 60’s, there was a rock group named Dino (Dean Martin Jr.), Desi (Desi Arnaz Jr.) and Billy. They toured as the opening act for bands like The Beach Boys, and Paul Revere & the Raiders. Billy Hinsche died recently at age 70. He had continued touring with The Beach Boys until his death. Peter Aykroyd, a former Saturday Night Live writer and cast member, and brother of Dan Aykroyd, died at 66. See: SNL The Java Junkie, for a really cute skit he did in ’79.


In Wisconsin, at least five are dead and more than 48 were injured by an SUV that plowed through a Christmas parade. A suspect with an extensive record (registered sex offender, resisting or obstructing an officer, reckless endangering, disorderly conduct, bail jumping and battery, reckless endangering, and illegal possession of a firearm. Oh, he also ran over a woman’s vehicle in a gas station parking lot once after a fight) has been charged with five counts of intentional homicide. You know, just a regular guy.


Now that Thanksgiving is over, we head straight into the most savage of holiday seasons. It may be a very unsafe time because our hearts are weak. Over the past two years, we have not spent much time with our friends and family, and some of you may think that if you spend more than you ‘should’ for gifts, it might just make up for all the lost moments. Well, put on your brakes right now. You need to find the strength from within, to stand up with your debit card, and make good decisions for your own financial future. No one is going to like you better based on your budget and honestly, if even for one moment you think someone is going to think less of you because of a gift, then why in the heck would you get them anything? So, resist the temptation and instead treat yourself to something… like no debt.


Chrissy Teigen just had eyebrow transplant surgery, where hair grafts (plugs) with both the hair and its root (follicle) are taken from the back of your head or over your ears, and transferred to your brows, so they look fuller. The average cost of an eyebrow transplant is about $4,000. I offered to donate some from my chin, but Chrissy did not return my text. Happy Thanksgiving all. Remember to be thankful. The secret to having it all…is knowing you already do.

LISA

What I Heard This Week! 06-24-2021

What I Heard This Week June 24, 2021

This is really sad news that I am sharing with you. Some things I tell you just hurt worse than others, and this belongs filed somewhere in the category between abuse and torture. Do you remember the jeans of the past with the 2” or 3” zipper, where your underwear was always showing along with your crack, especially if you had a shorter shirt on? Well, I do not pretend to understand it, but low-rise jeans of the past are experiencing a second wave of popularity. Whew, that was difficult, but I said it. I am so glad I have an adult body and mind now, and don’t feel the need to follow fads. Well, no need to follow bad fads. Low risers first appeared in 1993 when Alexander McQueen sent a pair of bottom-revealing bumsters down the runway. They prompted one fashion journalist at the time to comment that they created a cleavage “closer to the building site than the boudoir”. In McQueen’s biography Blood Beneath the Skin, fashion historian Judith Watt wrote that the designer’s trousers resulted in a whole generation wearing their jeans below their waist. Sigh. Next week we can discuss the difference between Fruit of the Loom, Jockey, Calvin Klein, and Victoria’s Secret, when you are looking for plain old briefs. You also have to place special emphasis on knowing for sure when you are truly ready for your first pair of granny panties. 😊 Now, I will be the first to tell you that as you take your introductory glance into the mirror to see how your new underwear looks, you will be crushed, crying out, shaking your fist to those that will listen, shouting, “Where have my good years gone?”  But then you slide on your jeans, and everything moves right into place, and you realize how good life is when your underwear actually fits… and feels good.


What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.


There was a boil water notice in LJ this past weekend and I don’t think many people were bothered AT ALL. We have had so many boil notices, lack of water, and bad cooties floating in the water in the past few years, that it’s just no big deal. The city acted quickly. We know exactly what to do, how to do it, and don’t whine at all. Hah.


The truth is, I’m no longer the person who wrote those horrible things. I grew up, got therapy, got married, had kids, got more therapy, experienced loss, and pain, got more therapy, and experienced more life. AND GOT MORE THERAPY.”  Chrissy Teigen issued a lengthy apology last week after her previous tweets targeting fellow model Courtney Stodden resurfaced. Evidently, she is more than a little snarky with many people. This is a more than perfect example of why you should never, ever put hurtful or harmful words into writing. Years later they can show your character (or lack of it), it could hurt your chances of a job you really want, or you could be publicly humiliated (see above.) An even better idea might be to just work hard (especially if it is difficult for you) to just be a nice person to everyone. We need more of that in our world right now.


The LJ Historical Museum has a unique apron exhibit going on right now at 249 Circle Way. In celebration, they want you to send them a picture of you, a friend, or relative (new or vintage, past or present), wrapped in a favorite apron. Send it by June 30th, to marketing@LJhistory.org, or call them at 979-297-1570. You will be entered in a contest where you just might win a complimentary wine-tasting for four at Wine Review, where the owner, Autumn Barrier, will judge the most creative/fascinating apron. There is a picture of me around the age of three or four, standing in my grandma’s kitchen. She is wearing heels, a skirt, and an apron while she cooks. There is green ivy and latticework wallpaper on the wall, and I have a very mischievous look on my face. I think I was in trouble. I think I was always in trouble. I am looking for that picture tonight so I can send it over to the museum. Do not forget to visit the exhibit and send in your pictures. This is fun stuff.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Drummer Ringo Starr is 80. Actor Kathleen Turner is 67. Romancing the Stone. Actor Eddie Mekka is 69. Carmine on Laverne and Shirley. Actor Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne is 66. Actor Peter Lupus of TV’s Mission: Impossible is 89. Singer Barry Manilow is 78. Comedian Joe Piscopo is 70. Musician Robbie Robertson of The Band is 77. Singer Huey Lewis is 70. Singer Gene Chandler is 80. Duke of Earl, Groovy Situation. (He is great!) Actor Sylvester Stallone is 74. Bandleader Doc Severinsen is 93. Singer Courtney Love is 56. Singer Suzanne Vega is 61. The Mother of the MP3. Actor Tom Hanks is 64.

Actor Geoffrey Rush is 69. Actress Shelley Hack of Charlie’s Angels is 73. Actress Allyce Beasley of Moonlighting is 69. Singer Nanci Griffith is 67. Singer-guitarist Warren Entner of Grass Roots is 77. Singer David Hodo, construction worker of The Village People is 73. Actress Shelley Duvall is 71. Popeye, The Shining. Singer Steve Lawrence is 85. Drummer Jaimoe Johanson of The Allman Brothers is 76. Actress Kim Darby of True Grit is 73. Actress Anjelica Huston is 69. Actor Kevin Bacon is 62. Country singer Toby Keith is 59. Singer-actor Ed Ames of The Ames Brothers is 93.

Actor James Hampton is 84. Private Hannibal Shirley Dobbs on F Troop. Actor Richard Roundtree of Shaft is 78. TV personality-turned-musician John Tesh is 68. Actress Kelly McGillis is 63. Top Gun. Actor Fred Savage is 44. The Wonder Years. Singer Mavis Staples is 81. Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 73. Banjo player Bela Fleck of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones is 62. Singer Jeff Hanna of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is 73. Ventriloquist Jay Johnson of Soap is 71. Jazz saxophonist Kirk Whalum is 62. Guitarist Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi is 61. Actor Burt Ward is 75. Holy Batman, Robin. Children’s singer Raffi is 72.


The closest I get to a spa now, is when I open the dishwasher before it is has finished the dry cycle.


OK. We are past the “Friends” Reunion Show, so now I am hearing about a cruise dedicated to the famous 90’s sitcom, sailing out of Florida, May ‘22. There won’t be any cast members, and it is not affiliated with Warner Bros. It is just seven simple days of sailing, sharing Friends trivia, cooking demos, and a come-as-your-favorite-character costume party. The cruise is nicknamed The One When They Went on a Cruise. $1,648.66 per person, and they will book only 500 guests (ship holds 2,800) but you must have proof of vaccine


Thank You to: Benny Sanders stopped by with some great stories, a fabulous bottle of cabernet, and true appreciation for this column. (He makes windmills out of old ceiling fans, and they are fantastic.)  Michelle Townsend is running for judge in the 149th District Court. She is a prosecutor, former judge, business owner, wife, and mother of four, and still has time to raise chickens. I don’t know much more, but I do know that I appreciate it when someone takes the time to stop by and introduce themselves. Carol at the Appraisal District for kindness and making things easy, which is almost unheard-of today. Marguerite Sutton for such sweet words. I have the best readers. Ms. Sutton, when you are out and about again, stop by for a hug. She told us that we had made the pandemic much more bearable for many, because of our free digital edition of The Source Weekly. (If you want to be happy like Marguerite, just call with your email address so we can send happiness your direction, every single week.) James Warren for the very kind words, and bags of recycling for my daughter. Thank you to all the good folks that have brought by sacks of clean #2 and #5 (only) recyclables for my daughter to use in a new recycling program at University of Houston. They are shredding clean #2 and #5 containers only, trying to learn how to make products out of recycled material, so everyone majoring in Industrial Design can help us get our Earth back in order. We have to start somewhere, and these kids may save us from ourselves.  I will keep you posted on the students’ progress.


June is Alzheimer’s & Brain Awareness Month. According to the Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s affects more than six million Americans. The new Alzheimer’s drug is believed to cost between $30K to $50K  for one year. It works by clearing a protein “plaque” called beta-amyloid from the brain. Yikes. I think there are a lot more Alzheimer’s patients than there is that kind of money for individual treatment.


Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. EAT BACON.


OK, if I understand this correctly, Governor Abbott signed a bill that goes into effect September 1st, that requires county and local governments, in areas by jetties and piers on the Gulf of Mexico, to provide occupied lifeguard towers on each side of a structure that protrudes into the Gulf of Mexico. How in the heck does that work? There is no way to put a single person out there without a buddy. Why don’t they just post signs in three languages and quit trying to babysit people that do not follow the rules. I need more information.


The Eagles – Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and Timothy B. Schmit, along with Deacon Frey (son) and Vince Gill, are touring with their Hotel California 2021 Tour. Each night’s concert will feature a Hotel California set accompanied by an orchestra and choir, followed by an additional set of the band’s greatest hits. Tickets available June 18, at 10 AM.  So far, Dallas is the closest they will get to us. “You’re a good man Charlie Brown” tickets are now on sale. Dates: July 9-18. Fun show. Center for the Arts and Sciences. United Airlines has agreed to buy 15 supersonic jets, with plans to carry passengers on the ultra-fast planes by 2029. These could be the first commercial supersonic flights since the Concorde was grounded.


“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett


Ford is taking reservations online now for the new F-150 Lightning EV, which just happens to have a 300-mile range. The District of Columbia is suing Amazon, alleging the company has abused its market dominance to harm competition and keep retail prices artificially high across the entire internet.


A global chip shortage and material availability has pushed prices up for new and used cars, with experts saying to buy quickly if you find what you want, or it may not be there tomorrow. If you decide to wait, know that future pricing is hard to predict, especially when global supply chain problems plague automakers. Chips now control everything on a car from infotainment screens to window motors. I remember when the dashboards first had, what my dad then called “idiot lights” instead of gauges. He hated them. The market will calm eventually, but it is expected to get worse before it gets better. It is a seller’s market, not good for a buyer, and terrible for all our new and used car dealerships. Please Shop Local.


Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, so who would you assume is in charge?”  Jerry Seinfeld


Today, I decided to leave you with laughter. There are two YouTube videos that are so funny. My suggestion is to watch them when you need a good giggle. Life throws us curveballs quite often, and these guys have tackled it with laughter. (1) Menopause – Bohemian Rhapsody Parody music video, and (2) Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody parody – Lockdown Music Video. You will thank me later. Have a great weekend. Keep your thermostat set at least a degree warmer than you really like it and stay hydrated. The new full moon is on the 24th. 1:40 pm our time.

LISA

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

    by on November 29, 2023 - 0 Comments

    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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