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What I Heard This Week 09-22-2022

What I Heard This Week September 21, 2022

Queen Elizabeth’s beloved Corgis Muick, and Sandy, will be cared for by the Duke and Duchess of York who still live in the same house with each other. The Queen owned more than 30 Corgis during her lifetime, each descended from her first, Susan, an 18th birthday gift from her father, George VI. Fascinating. Charles is now King, Camilla is Queen Consort, William and Kate are now the Prince and Princess of Wales, and Andrew gets the dogs. Poor Andrew.


Let us not take ourselves too seriously. None of us has a monopoly on wisdom. – Queen Elizabeth II


The world’s largest indoor vertical farm will be built in Virginia by Plenty Unlimited. The $300 million 120-acre facility will grow multiple crops including strawberries, leafy greens, and tomatoes. Plenty says that its 30-foot vertical towers maximize light for crops, producing 350 times the yield per acre of traditional farms and are climate-controlled and pesticide-free. The farm plans to produce 20 million pounds of food, starting with Driscoll’s strawberries. Despite the fact that this new farm is planning to bring 300 full-time jobs to Virginians, the crops will be tended to by tall robot arms. Yep. And there is a company called Vertical Oceans that plans to raise…get this …shrimp in the same way.


Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth. – Queen Elizabeth II


This week I ordered Cat Grass seeds for my cats and dog because they absolutely love it, and supposedly it helps with hairballs. Teller eats it up, but I think he does it because the cats like it, not because he gets hairballs. Anyway, Park Seed Company charged me $4.95 for shipping plus $1.00 fuel surcharge. Hmmm. What the heck? Fuel surcharge? That’s new. You would think that $4.95 shipping for a package of seeds would be sufficient. Simply a sign of the times.


If I wore beige, nobody would know who I am. – Queen Elizabeth II


Serena Williams is not ruling out a return to the world of professional tennis. One day last week she said, “I mean, you never know. I’ve just been saying that Tom Brady started a really cool trend, you know…and the way he did it…” So, about ten days after she retired, she is not ruling out a return.


We all need to get the balance right between action and reflection. With so many distractions, it is easy to forget to pause and take stock. – Queen Elizabeth II


When I see a recall that I think is beneficial, and there is space here, I tell you. Most of those are life-threatening or could cause bodily harm. Last week, COSTCO alerted customers about minor issues with two items sold in their stores which the company is offering refunds: Saffola Safflower Oil and Kirkland Signature 3lb Local Honey. I received a card in the mail because I had purchased the honey. Luckily, neither of these items are dangerous, just not as advertised. But receiving the card was very nice. Some stores leave consumers to their own devices when it comes to staying aware about which products have been recalled and pulled from shelves. But Costco said their packaging contained incorrect information that may influence customer satisfaction, and they were making it right. I appreciate that.


Ticket to Paradise is the new Julia Roberts and George Clooney movie, reuniting years after Ocean’s Eleven & Twelve, and Money Monster. They are now playing a divorced couple who make a truce in order to stop their daughter from marrying a man she just met. October 21. The rom-con trailer is good. Good chemistry. Top Gun: Maverick? I am going to tell you again. GO SEE IT. It is still in the theaters. I am now watching Only Murders in the Building with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez. It is great, but not children friendly. In fact, if you have kids, watch it in your bedroom with volume down.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Newswoman Barbara Walters is 93. Actor Michael Douglas is 78. Actor Anson Williams of Happy Days is 73. Country singer Carlene Carter is 67. Daughter of June Carter Cash. Singer-actor-director Shaun Cassidy is 64. Actor Brigitte Bardot is 88. Singer-guitarist Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad is 74. Actor Melissa Sue Anderson of Little House on the Prairie is 60. Singer-guitarist Cesar Rosas of Los Lobos is 68. Actor Mark Hamill is 71. Star Wars.

Actor Jeremy Irons is 74. Actor-model Twiggy Lawson is 73. TV personality Joan Lunden is 72. Actor Sophia Loren is 88. Author-comedian Fanny Flagg is 81. TV personality Bryant Gumbel is 74. Actor Angie Dickinson is 91. Model Cheryl Tiegs is 75. Singer Cissy Houston is 89. Singer Johnny Mathis is 87. Singer Marilyn McCoo is 79. Actor Barry Williams of The Brady Bunch is 68. Actor Fran Drescher is 65.


Hurricane Fiona is continuing to strengthen and is expected to become a Category 4 by the time this paper is printed, then expected to pass awfully close to Bermuda late Thursday or Friday, then head north. Two other systems are being tracked in the Atlantic now; Tropical Depression Gaston, and Disturbance 98L which could spell trouble in the Gulf of Mexico next week. 70% chance of formation in next 48 hrs.


One day, a very depressed young woman watched her dad bake a loaf of bread; suddenly she found joy in her life and in baking. She and her dad now run the UK Orange Bakery where “corgi butter butts” inspired by the family dog Scout, are a customer favorite. Yep, I saw them online. The rolls look just like corgi butts, which are pretty cute. And if that does not bring you joy, nothing will.


During construction of the $8 billion Maya (Mayan) Train project in the Yucatan peninsula, there has been a discovery of an ancient Maya (Mayan) archaeological site comprised of more than 300 buildings, some of which stand over 26 feet tall. This location is somewhere between Playa del Carmen and Tulum where over 25,000 immovable assets have been uncovered along with ancient roads, 431 ceramic pots and 423 bones from human burials. The train project is being built to promote tourism, but communities, archaeologists, and environmental activists claim that resort developments will have the opposite effect.


After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train.”
Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.”
No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss.”
No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life“.
Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”
Sue does not use her cell phone in public any longer. (Note: Just imagine this when you are in line, forced to listen to personal conversations at the grocery store, post office, fast-food restaurant, Tractor Supply, Baskin Robbins, or even The Source Weekly where we had to put up a sign that says, In the Interest of Accuracy and as a Courtesy to You, We Will Provide Service as Soon as Your Cell Phone Call is Completed.


Kinda Good news for Medicare. The Inflation Reduction Act that Biden signed into law last month has new rules that will reduce the cost of prescription drugs for some retirees. But change, of course, is not immediate.
In 2023 Monthly insulin copay will be capped at $35 a month (just Medicare, not private insurance.)
In 2023: Free vaccines for Medicare with no copay for vaccines such as flu, pneumonia, and shingles.
Not until 2025: Annual out-of-pocket prescription drug costs to be capped at $2,000 for Medicare. (Huge improvement over current Part D that continues to charge 5% copay even after you have reached the devastating copay of $7,050.)
Not until 2026: Medicare (largest health care provider in the country) has never been allowed to negotiate prices for prescription drug costs. That’s not just costly for people on Medicare, it is costly to the federal government, therefore taxpayers are responsible for Medicare’s funding. Beginning in 2026, there will be 10 drugs priced based on negotiated rates, with more drugs to follow in the following three years. It has not yet been determined which 10 high-cost drugs will be in the first selection.


Out of respect, all of the McDonald’s in the UK closed their restaurants on the day of Queen Elizabeth’s funeral and it was also a bank holiday. So, today I’m sitting at the kitchen table reading The Chronicle, having just watched the Queen’s funeral which was magnificent and very touching. I just saw an ad for senior living community in Houston called, “The Buckingham.” Must be a royally nice place.


His Love’s 50th Anniversary and Buddy Scott’s 76th Birthday is being celebrated October 2. In lieu of a birthday gift, he is asking to please give an anniversary gift for His Love Counseling Services PO Box 518, LJ. Through the years, Buddy Scott has provided counseling for many.


It’s over now, the music of the night. Broadway’s longest running show is officially closing. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical, The Phantom of the Opera, will close this winter, February 18th. Since opening night on January 26, 1988, the show has played 13,733 performances over nearly 35 years. Phantom has struggled to recover since it reopened in October 2021 following the covid pandemic closure and has been losing about $1 million a month. When it opened Michael Crawford was the masked romantic and Sarah Brightman was his beloved soprano, Christine. They won seven Tony awards including Best Actor for Crawford and Best Musical.


Many THANKS to Christopher S. for his kind words about The Source Weekly. We love it when you call our office, but he also suggested that it would be nice if we published more than once a week. Hmmm. Because this is a family newspaper, I cannot publish the comments that were thrown at me when I read his note to the staff but thank you for appreciating us SO much. AND to the gentleman that popped his head through the front door this morning to tell us what a great job we are doing and to keep up the good work, we say THANK YOU! Then he popped back in to say that sometimes you have to leave people with roses instead of thorns. Sweet. Remember to do that yourself this week. Roses, no thorns.


This hurts me to say. Nigerian officials seized thousands of male donkey genitals, a total of 16 sacks disguised or falsely declared as male cow genitals, but after careful examination, the cover-up was discovered. In July, Nigerian customs seized $116,000 worth of Donkey skins being smuggled INTO the country. Nigeria is now trying to eliminate the export of donkey skins (used mainly in China In popular traditional medicines) because it has drastically diminished the country’s population of the work animals and the poor donkeys are now facing extinction, because it seems they have a very low rate of fertility. Poor donkeys. They’re probably scared to death to procreate.


This is Child Passenger Safety Week.  A very important subject. If you need help determining if a child is in the right seat for his or her age and size, visit NHTSA.gov/TheRightSeat or NHTSA.gov/Protegidos.


Thanks for taking the time to read this today. We appreciate you.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week 07-07-2022

What I Heard This Week July 6, 2022

Every once in a while, I read something that makes me laugh out loud. This did, so I’m going to share it. Basketball great Shaquille O’Neal (7 ft. 1 in. tall and size 22 shoes), has built a business empire worth about $400 million thanks to endorsements, franchises, car washes, restaurants, and everything else. He always encourages his six kids to focus on their educations, to learn to support themselves, and not rely on his fortune. He says, “I tell them all the time, ‘WE ain’t rich. I’m rich.’” I always tell my own children that I’m worth more to them dead, than alive.


A documentary called Ghislaine, Prince Andrew, and the Pedophile, suggests that Prince Andrew and Ghislaine Maxwell may have dated in the past. A timeline of their friendship shows Prince Andrew and Maxwell were frequently spotted together in the late ’90’s and early 2000’s, often with Jeffrey Epstein. An image introduced at Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial included a photograph of Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein relaxing at what appears to be Balmoral, Queen Elizabeth’s royal residence in the Scottish Highlands. A former Buckingham Palace royal protection officer says Maxwell visited so often that he suspected she and Prince Andrew were dating… sometimes Maxwell came and left several times during a day. Hmmm. I hadn’t thought about them dating.


I like to help people find things by pointing out that it’s gotta be around here somewhere.


Forever is a very long time. In April 2022, The United States Postal Service filed a notice of change in rates with the Postal Regulatory Commission (PRC). On July 10, 2022 (for the date-challenged that is this weekend), First Class Mail (1 oz.) letter rate for postage purchased at the Post Office will increase two cents to $0.60, from $0.58. So basically, it will now cost you 60 cents plus your envelope or card to mail something all the way across the US. That really seems like a terrific deal to me. Be sure to pick up some Forever stamps and greeting cards by Saturday, so you can save a little. I will remind you that stamps and cards are a great gift for the retired, or even the younger generation, reminding them to mail something, because receiving mail with your name on it is still the greatest thrill. Except bills.


Just saw an editorial cartoon with a man dragging a female while toting a gun. It said: This is my woman; this is my gun. One has gained rights, the other has none!


This is the way I understand it. Back in 2013, polite and clean-cut, leading scorer Steph Curry left Nike (he had been wearing the brand since college) for Under Armour. Why?  His dad says he was lined up to sign with Nike whose offer was worth $2.5 million per year, when Nike declined to match the $4 million offer of Under Armour. First, during the pitch meeting, Nike mispronounced Stephen as “Steph-on” (like Steve Urkel’s alter ego in Family Matters), not correcting the mistake, then the PowerPoint slide featured Kevin Durant’s name by accident, probably because they recycled presentation material. Under Armour was willing and eager to give what Nike did not want to. Furthermore, the Curry’s felt respected by Under Armour. I hope he continues to be such a positive influence for kids.


I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form. Geoffrey Rush


The Academy of Pediatrics is now suggesting that children are best breastfed for at least the first 6 months of their lives, then encouraged support for those that can continue for two years or more, along with suggesting nonjudgmental support to whatever a mother decides to do, or in some cases has no choice because of adoption, medical reasons, or personal decisions.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Jeff Hanna of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is 74. Ventriloquist Jay Johnson of Soap is 72. Dang, that was a funny show. Actor Stephen Lang is 69. Avatar. Actor Sela Ward is 65. Jazz saxophonist Kirk Whalum is 63. Guitarist Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi is 62. Singer Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac is 78. Fitness guru Richard Simmons is 73. Actor Cheryl Ladd of Charlie’s Angels is 70. Actor Mel Harris of thirtysomething is 65. Actor Patrick Stewart is 81. Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987–1994). Singer-guitarist Roger McGuinn of The Byrds is 79. Actor Harrison Ford is 79. Actor-comedian Cheech Marin is 75. Country singer Louise Mandrell is 67. Singer Leon Bridges is 32. Football player-turned-actor Rosey Grier is 89. Actor Patrick Wayne is 82. He is the second son of movie star John Wayne and his first wife, Josephine Alicia Saenz. He made over 40 films, including eleven with his father. Singer Linda Ronstadt is 75. Drummer Artimus Pyle of Lynyrd Skynyrd is 73. Drummer Marky Ramone of The Ramones is 69. Actor Willie Aames of Eight Is Enough is 61. Tommy Bradford.  Model Kim Alexis is 61. Actor-director Forest Whitaker is 60. Actor Brigitte Nielsen is 58. Dancer Michael Flatley of Lord of the Dance is 63. Actor Phoebe Cates is 58.  Actor Donald Sutherland is 86. Bassist Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath is 72. Actor Lucie Arnaz is 70. Actor David Hasselhoff is 69. Country singer Luke Bryan is 45.


To my cousin Elaine who finished her last chemotherapy treatment this week for breast cancer. Congratulations! Afterwards, Elaine got to ring the bell. Cancer is so ugly. Those that have finished cancer treatment or have someone they love that finished, understand the ringing of the bell. It’s just a tiny hurrah.  Ring this bell, three times well, its toll to clearly say, my treatment’s done, this course is run, and I’m on my way. Thanks to R.J. for sending me the cute quilting stuff.


The city of Lake Jackson now asks even numbered homes to water on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Odd numbered homes should water on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, because the city has now moved to Stage 1 of its drought contingency program.


It’s so hot outside, the government is thinking about imposing a water pistol buy-back program.


Reigning hot dog champ Joey Chestnut was all prepared to win the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest again this 4th of July, when about halfway through the contest a guy in a Darth Vader mask made his way onstage and made ‘contact’ with the champ. Rather than wait for security, Joey Chestnut put the overly confident guy in a headlock, then yanked him around a tiny bit. Then immediately and calmly, Joey went back to eating/stuffing hot dogs down his throat – ultimately 63 of those dogs. He won again! But wait, last year he was able to put away 76 dogs. Could it have been that Darth Vader slowed him down? Good story. May the force be with you!


It’s so dry that the rivers are only running twice a week.


Betty White’s beloved treasures could soon be yours. Julien’s Auctions will have a three-day “LIFESTYLE” event starting September 23rd, that will have 1,500 unique items and personal mementos from the icon’s life and career. Items include her wedding ring (estimated starting bid. $600 – $800), special scripts (esb $3,000 – $5,000 each), a vintage Van Cleef diamond and sapphire brooch (esb $14,000 – $16,000), her on-set director’s chair from Golden Girls (esb $3,000 – $5,000), clothing, gowns, artwork, awards and household and personal items from her home will be auctioned. The collection will be displayed in various countries around the world before ending up at Julien’s … countries like Chile and Ireland. The collection will also make its way aboard the Queen Mary 2’s Transatlantic Voyage. Betty White had the longest-running career of any woman in television.


Dippity-Do. Several of us were sitting around the office debating on what could be done with an abundance of mint that needed to be removed from a friend’s flower bed. Such a waste but how can you use it? Mint pesto? Nah. You only need so much to muddle for Mojito’s. I was reminded of a very sweet, retired neighbor that lived in the same apartment complex with me when I was in my 20’s. She made jelly often. Most of the time she used various leftover jars because she was thrifty as we all should be, and because she didn’t have the money to buy new jars. Once it was plum jelly in a Dippity-Do jar, in case you are old enough to remember the amazing jell-like hair placement product. I could not bring myself to open that jar, but I told her it was delicious. Some of my friend’s mint is now stuffed in a trash bag in my car, and I want you to know that my car smells SOOOOO good. That’s what we should do, just carry around a bag in our hot cars. My friend ended up making mint jelly and gave me a portion. She did not use a Dippity-Do jar. I just happened to have two lamb steaks in the freezer and served them along with the mint jelly and a pasta salad. Great meal. Thank you, friend.


Tweet of the week: Wow, so glad they finally banned Juuls, I can’t think of anything else that has killed more kids in schools. Anderson .Paak


The FDA banned Juul, the popular electronic cigarette, from selling any more e-cigarettes in the US. The brand already halted selling its fruity flavors in 2019. Then Juul Labs won a last-minute reprieve from a federal ban. While e-cigarettes and other vaping products were billed as a healthier alternative to traditional tobacco products, hundreds of people have died or been hospitalized nationwide for lung ailments associated with the trend. 


Costco has sold their $4.99 Kirkland rotisserie chicken for more than a decade. It’s hard to find a lower price because they use them as loss leaders to draw customers into stores. In 2019, Costco opened a $450 million poultry processing plant in order to produce millions of chickens, especially since they sold 106 million of the cooked birds just last year. But now Costco faces a lawsuit from two shareholders claiming Costco violated animal welfare laws in order to keep the chickens ‘cheap’, neglecting, mistreating, and abandoning their chickens. Hmmm.


Airbnb just made its ban on parties, implemented in the early months of the pandemic, permanent. Maria Shriver and her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger, started a company MOSH, a protein bar made for brain health. A worker in Chile submitted his resignation and could not be found after his company accidently paid him 330 times his regular salary due to a payroll error. Taco Bell is testing a new menu item featuring a giant Cheez-it cracker that is 16 times larger than a normal cracker. Hmmm. A Texas inmate set to be put to death July 13th has asked that the execution be delayed so he can donate a kidney.   Congratulations to Dr. Rachel Becker, Under 40 Brazoria County Leaders 2022. She’s our vet, and she and her staff are the best!


This is supposedly a quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears, and the dumbest tourists.” Love it and know it’s the truth.


As I left my neighborhood one day this week, there was a lone buzzard standing in front of a neighbor’s house like he was waiting for something. Teller and I stopped the car, looked, talked and growled at him. The bird was totally unfazed by our appearance, just quietly continuing his wait. My phone was dead (of course), so after I charged it, I took a picture of him and sent it to another neighbor who sent it directly to the neighbor along with a message, “Are you guys feeling ok?”  We are so easily amused. Thanks for reading us. Have a great week and hope you don’t find buzzards waiting for you on your driveway.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week! 01-07-2021

What I Heard This Week January 7, 2021

While my family was quarantined, we used the HEB Curbside, picked out our groceries online, and had someone bring them to our back porch. I do not mind grocery shopping, in fact I rather like it, but this was pretty nice because it was service that we truly required during this time. We placed our order and received a 1.5 lb. bag of tiny potatoes from a company called Pro Health… Baby Blondes. Written on the bag was “Grown from Scratch.” Well, that is nice but what the heck does it mean? Aren’t all potatoes grown from scratch? Better yet, are there any potatoes that are not grown from scratch. Sometimes I believe companies think we are a bunch of air-headed dummies. And maybe that is true. Read labels and know that you are being misled on purpose. It is your job to figure out the puzzle.


This past weekend, my daughter and I cleaned the office bathrooms, vacuumed rugs, threw around a feather duster, then decided because it was such a beautiful day, our time was better spent making a quick trip to Houston Garden Center for some flowers. We had, after all, been stuck at home for almost a month, compliments of COVID. From there we said, “What the heck,” and continued to Buchanan’s Nursery in the Heights, one of our favorite places. We called ahead to make sure they allowed dogs. We found out that they don’t just allow dogs, they love dogs. A plus for us since Teller was in the back of my car, and we are seizing opportunities to further socialize him, especially situations where strangers are involved. So, after we purchased pansies and white alyssum, we rode around for a while just looking at houses and landscaping. Along the way, we happened upon a Voodoo Donut shop. You know, the pink donut shop with the cult-like following. The Voodoo Doll, the donut that started it all, is a raspberry jelly donut, covered in chocolate frosting, topped off with a pretzel stake. It is such a fun place that police officers are often required to help direct traffic while you get your fix. It only took us a split second to decide to turn to the left and pull into that line. It took way longer to decide what we wanted to order. We agreed on two blueberry cake donuts (boring, but tasty, and they were easy to eat in the car), two Bacon Maple Bars(out of this world delicious with two slices of perfectly cooked bacon on each donut…we split one but yearned for many more).We shared the second Maple Bacon this morning for breakfast. I believe I will be sharing these as gifts from now on, because “Good Things (do) Come in Pink Boxes.” And how often does someone say, “Oh, just keep your gift, I don’t like donuts.”


I came. I saw. I forgot what I came for. Recently, on my last birthday, I upgraded to the new 65.0version,and it is not all that it was advertised to be, but I heard that all upgrades after this, just aren’t any better.


Gummy vitamins are way more fun and taste better than pills, but often they are not as effective. I like them because I seem to remember to take my vitamins more often and that has been my argument to date. Well, they have more sugar, so it really is like eating Halloween candy every day. Some gummies lose potency over time, so manufacturers put in more of certain vitamins than labeled, to ensure the product provides at least 100% of the labeled amounts. Conclusion: Pills or capsules are probably the better source for our vitamins, for now.


Just a small portion of the influential people we lost in 2020. Buck Henry. Terry Jones. Jim Lehrer. Kobe. Mary Higgins Clark. Kirk Douglas. Orson Bean. Robert Conrad. Zoe Caldwell. Katherine Johnson. Lyle Waggoner. Kenny Rogers. Curly Neal. Bill Withers. Little Richard. Jerry Stiller. Phyllis George. Carl Reiner. Hugh Downs. Charlie Daniels. Regis Philbin. Olivia de Havilland. Chadwick Boseman. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Gale Sayers. Helen Reddy. Mac Davis. Eddie Van Halen. Johnny Nash. Billy Joe Shaver. Sean Connery. Alex Trebek. Chuck Yeager. Charlie Pride. K.T. Oslin. Pierre Cardin. Dawn Wells. Forgive me for the ones I left off.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Tommy Cole is 79. The Mickey Mouse Club. Drummer Bobby Colomby is 76. Blood, Sweat, and Tears. Former Kiss drummer Peter Criss is 75. Musician Alan Parsons is 72. Talk show host Phil Donahue is 85. Actor Jane Fonda is 83. Actor Samuel L. Jackson is 72. Actor-comedian Ray Romano is 63. Actor Hector Elizondo is 84. Country singer Red Steagall is 82. Actor Ronnie Schell is 89. TV anchor Diane Sawyer is 75. Actor Ronnie Schell is 89. Duke Slater in Gomer Pyle, USMC. Guitarist Jorma Kaukonen is 80. Jefferson Airplane, Hot Tuna. Drummer Ron Bushy is 79. Iron Butterfly. Actor Sissy Spacek is 71.

Singer Annie Lennox is 66. Actor Susan Lucci is 74. All My Children. Singer Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam is 56. Author Stephenie Meyer is 47. Singer Jimmy Buffett is 74. Country singer Barbara Mandrell is 72. Blues musician Joe Louis Walker is 71. Singer-guitarist Lukas Nelson is 32.Son of Willie. Singer Abdul “Duke” Fakir is 75. The Four Tops. Guitarist David Knopfler is 68. Dire Straits.

Actor Nichelle Nichols is 88. Nyota Uhura in Star Trek. Actor Maggie Smith is 86. Harry Potter and Downton Abbey – has appeared in more than 60 films and over 70 plays, Singer-keyboardist Edgar Winter is 74. Singer Noel Paul Stookey is 83. Peter, Paul, and Mary. Singer Mike Nesmith is 78. The Monkees. I saw him recently and he is still rocking. Actor Jon Voight is 82. Actor Anthony Hopkins is 83.


Gerry Marsden died at 78. He was best known as the lead singer of the 1960’s British group Gerry and the Pacemakers. Their song, “You’ll Never Walk Alone,” was from a 1945 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical called Carousel.When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high. And don’t be afraid of the dark…” This song has been embraced by many during our pandemic. Other popular songs were “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying,” and “Ferry Cross the Mersey.”  All favorites. Tanya Roberts, the actress known for the 1985 James Bond film, “A View to Kill” and replacing Shelly Hack in Charlie’s Angels, joining Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd as the third angel, died at 65.


Beginning January 1, a federal rule says hospitals must list the cost of at least 300 “Shoppable services” and must explain them in a language that the general public can understand. Hmmm. This will allow you to shop around and make a more informed decision before going to the hospital. Hospitals will also need to show their highest and lowest negotiated rate for service.


The new extremely contagious (70% more contagious) strain of COVID-19 has now been identified in at least four states. The strain is known as SARS-CoV-2 lineage B.1.17. It is believed that the current vaccines, treatments, should still be effective, but because this variant is so infectious it is predicted that it will spread quickly in the US over the next few months. In fact, it could already be spreading because our current COVID testing does not test for specific strains. The suggestion I read was to assume and operate as though it is here today in our community.


Just weeks after Papa John’s rolled out their new stuffed crust pizza, Pizza Hut is offering (at participating restaurants) a pizza-less ring of cheese-stuffed dough in honor of the 25th anniversary of their stuffed crust’s debut. It is called, drumroll please, “Nothing but Stuffed Crust.” Pretty sexy name. Shake Shack is introducing a new Korean-style Fried Chick’n Sandwich and Korean-style Gochujang Chick’n Bites. Both items use Gochujang, a fermented red chili paste common in Korean cuisine. Hmmm. I see chicken sandwich wars in the future… Oh, and there is also a new Black Sugar Vanilla Shake and crinkle-cut fries served with Gochujang mayo sauce. Chipotle is adding cilantro-lime flavored cauliflower rice to its menu as a healthier substitute for their regular rice options. Now we are talking. Word of the Day: Gochujang pronounced Go Chu Jang. Go ahead, practice saying it now, not when you get into line to order.


On Christmas Day at a San Jose hospital, a well-meaning staff member, without symptoms, dressed as a smiling, red-nosed Christmas tree in order to spread cheer to those working on a holiday. It was one of those air-powered costumes where the fan helps keep the shape of the costume. It is likely that it spread coronavirus-laden droplets throughout the emergency department. 44 employees have tested positive and one has died. No one seems to grasp that this virus is spread PRIMARILY by asymptomatic people, and that there is no such thing as a completely zero-risk activity right now, even if you follow all guidelines and use PPE.


The Lifetime Original Mini-Movie released last month is called A Recipe for Seduction. It is presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken and stars Mario Lopez as sexy and hunky Colonel Harlan Sanders, complete with a graying moustache and goatee. Now, before you start thinking that my fingers slipped while I was typing sexy and hunky, let me tell you the rest. It is an actual mini movie. Just 16 minutes long. The Facebook page read, “Some folks take their secrets to the grave, but Colonel Sanders takes his to the deep fryer.”  The movie poster features, “We All Have Our Secrets, His Just Happens to Be… A Recipe for Seduction.” I am not joking. It tells the story of a young heiress who struggles to choose between a wealthy suitor chosen by her mother, and the new house chef Harland Sanders. (I bet he comes with a suitcase of 11 secret herbs and spices.) I miss the old days when KFC just meant a red and white striped bucket and a great dinner. I have not watched it, but I will. I promise.


Did you know that you can get a price cut within 30 days at Costco if an item you bought goes on sale within that time? Southwest now has $49 flights. They gave me 6000 anniversary points to sweeten the deal. Too bad we can’t go anywhere. 2020 was one heck of a year. I just heard it described as a dumpster fire. Yep. Good description. The Grammys were scheduled for Jan. 31 but were postponed as COVID cases are surging in LA where the ceremony was set to be held. A new date was not announced. Something I read suggested that in 2021, we eliminate apps that are sucking the life out of us. Facebook was described as “the new cigarettes for our society.” Hmmm. George Clooney has cut his own hair with a FlowBee for the past 25 years. A baby girl was born from a record-setting 27-year-old frozen embryo.


Dogs have been trained for finding drugs and explosives. They can detect malaria, cancer, and Parkinson’s. When I was home with COVID, one of my cats, Sully, would not leave my side. For six whole days. If she moved, it was to smell my breath, then go right back to her spot, either laying on me or right next to me. It was very comforting, but I wondered what she was doing. Google said that they can smell death, so I told her I was OK and encouraged her to please go into the other room. I would even pick her up and take her to the food bowl and water, but she would come right back. Boom-a-rang cat. Then one day, she jumped down and she was finished with me. Weird, but I figure I owe her for taking such good care of me when I was so sick. Dogs are being trained to sniff passenger samples for COVID at some airports. Some dogs can identify infected individuals with 85% to 100% accuracy, ruling out infection with 92% to 99% accuracy. A dog’s sense of smell is said to be more sensitive than that of humans. In fact, a dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, while humans have only 5 million, and cats have an estimated 45 to 200 million odor-sensitive cells in their noses. There you have it. She was practicing so she could be an airport COVID dog.


OK, I watched the Colonel Sanders movie after I finished this column tonight. 16 minutes long, so totally tolerable. It was not bad. It was not good. You should watch it. Mario Lopez gets the girl at the end. Thanks for spending this week with us. We appreciate you.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 06-06-2019

What I Heard This Week June 6, 2019

In Honor of D-DayIt was the largest amphibious invasion in the history of warfare. With years of brilliant planning and heroic sacrifices, on June 6, 1944 more than 156,000 young American, British and Canadian soldiers stormed the beaches of Normandy, France in a bold strategy to push the Nazis out of Western Europe, which proved to be a critical turning point in WWII. There were 6,939 ships and landing vessels, 2,395 aircraft and 867 gliders that delivered airborne troops. The U.S. military shipped 7 million tons of supplies including 450,000 tons of ammunition. Troops and supplies were in place by May, but bad weather delayed the launch date of the invasion. On June 5th, General Dwight D. Eisenhower decided that the invasion would happen the next day.


“This operation is not being planned with any alternatives. This operation is planned as a victory, and that’s the way it’s going to be. We’re going down there, and we’re throwing everything we have into it, and we’re going to make it a success.” General Dwight D Eisenhower commenting on D-Day.


A Pasadena family is REALLY upset because the graduation cake that they picked up from Walmart was made from Styrofoam. The interview with the family showed the mother in tears because “it ruined the perfect graduation party that she had planned for her daughter.” I had just finished writing about D-Day where thousands upon thousands of men lost their lives, then to watch a woman cry over something as insignificant as a cake. I can’t imagine this being anything but an honest mistake on the part of Walmart.At my house, a Styrofoam cake would be celebrated. Wasn’t it awfully light when she picked it up?


Remains found in Arkansas have been positively identified as those of Maleah Davis, the 4-year-old Houston child that was reported missing on May 4th by her mother’s boyfriend, Derion Vence.  Vence told police that he, Maleah and his 2-year-old son were abducted by three men in a blue Chevy truck. He originally said he was knocked out and when he regained consciousness, Maleah and the family’s car were gone. Vence was arrested seven days later for tampering with evidence. There were reports of allegations of physical abuse last year after Maleah suffered a head injury, so she and her brother had been removed from the home and stayed in CPS Custody until February. Shame on the mother for allowing this to happen when she knew there was a problem. I hope she is charged, too.


Dear kids. Summer break is here. We all know that you only eat once or twice while you are in school. So, why do you act like you have to eat 4 to 5 times a day when you are home on break. Close the refrigerator and use your “in school” stomach. Love, your parents.


“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.Phyllis Diller


A man walked in the back door of his home in Massachusetts and smelled cleaning chemicals, then saw a normally open door, closed. When he realized that his son’s room was clean (this would be a dead giveaway at my house), he immediately called the police.Nothing was stolen.  Nothing was out of place. Someone had just come in and cleaned the house, made the beds, vacuumed, scrubbed the toilets and folded toilet paper roses and placed them on top of the roll. The homeowner now thinks that ‘perhaps’ he forgot to lock the back door and a cleaning service accidently went to the wrong address. Hey, I’ll cough up my address if it would mean that my house would be sparkling clean when I arrived home. No questions asked. 😊


“The French Fry did not become America’s most popular vegetable until industry took over the jobs of washing, peeling, cutting, and frying the potatoes – and cleaning up the mess.”  Michael Pollan


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:Actress Helena Bonham Carter is 53. Rhythm and blues singer Raymond Sanders is 80. The Persuasions.Actress, former model Lee Meriwether is 84.  Actor Louis Gossett Jr. is 83.  An Officer and a Gentleman.  Singer Wynonna Judd is 55. Actor, film director Clint Eastwood is 89. Yikes.  Actress Brooke Shields is 54.  Actress Ann Robinson is 90. The War of the Worlds. Actor Sir Ian McKellen is 80.  Lord of the Rings.


Movie director and Muppeteer Frank Oz is 75. He performed the Muppet characters of Miss PiggyFozzie BearAnimal, and Sam Eagle in The Muppet Show, and Cookie MonsterBert&Grover in Sesame Street. He is also known for Yoda in Star Wars. Rock musician Hilton Valentine is 76. The Animals. Actor director Nick Cassavetes is 60. Counterculture icon Wavy Gravy is 83.


Football Hall of Fame Emmitt Smith is 50. Singer Engelbert Humperdinck is 83. Actress activist Bianca Jagger is 74. Wrestler actor Dwayne Johnson is 47. Princess Charlotte of Cambridge is four. Actress Robin Strasser is 74. Dorian Lord on One Life to Live. Actor Michael Constantine is 92. Windex bottle-toting Greek father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.Singer Gladys Knight is 75. Pop singer Colbie Caillat is 34. She is coming to The Clarion this season. Producer director Irwin Winkler is 88. Produceror director of over 50 motion pictures, dating back to 1967’s Double Trouble, starring Elvis Presley.


Singer songwriter Leon Redbone died at 69. He specialized in whimsical old-school vaudeville and Tin Pan Alley-style music. Remember Saturday Night Live, great suits, hats and whistling… ‘Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone’


When a mom couldn’t find an affordable pair of size-18 shoes for her 13-year-old son, she reached out on Instagram to Shaquille O’Neal (shoe size 23). He responded by enlisting the help of Friedman’s Shoes, a retailer specializing in large sizes, that had once given O’Neal shoes when he was a teen. He paid it forward and supplied the teen with 10 new pairs of shoes. What a great story.


Dollar Tree announced it will start selling alcohol at approximately 1,000 of its Family Dollar stores in the U.S. According to Wikipedia, there are 14,835 stores throughout 48 states and Canada. (Dollar Tree acquired Family Dollar in 2015.) At Dollar Tree stores, they plan to expand freezers and coolers in 400 of the stores and will sell items that cost more than $1, part of a test called Dollar Tree Plus.


Interesting Father’s Day Gift Ideas: These are all real gifts, some strange, perhaps a little different because there are all kinds of dads out there…bouquets of Beef Jerky (it’s really cute), Unicorn Taco Holder (think ‘My Little Pony’ carrying a taco – definitely a winner for dads with daughters under the age of 5), 360-Degree Automotive Security Camera (pretty cool), Onesie Tuxedo (for dads that party in their sleep), Pokémon Ball Waffle Iron, Portable Pizza Oven, Preserved Poop from Silver Charm, the Hall of Fame thoroughbred that ran in the Kentucky Derby in 1997,Claritag Skin Tag Removal Device, Portable Solar Generator (great for campers), Darth Vader Blazer (for the dads that ‘think’ they are the Supreme Commanders of their Empires), and my very favorite…the Kangaroo Pouch Shirt (so cute, perfect for new dads-to-be). It may be easier to just Shop Local.


A 27-year-old Florida man was arrested after throwing an ear of corn at his mother. Hmmm.Dawn is betting that she gave him an earful. 😊


Former Rep. Anthony Weiner, 54, has completed his prison sentence for illicit online contact with a 15-year-old girl. He was ordered to register as a sex offender but is considered to have a low risk of reoffending. He still faces three years of court supervision after pleading guilty in May 2017 to transferring obscene material to a minor.


I reminded you last week that J.J. Watt is engaged and ‘off the market,’ so today I’m letting you know that there is still hope, because Property Brothers star, Jonathan Scott, revealed that if he is still single at 45, he’ll adopt a child and raise it as a single dad.In a recent interview with Entrepreneur Magazine he stated,“I have said to myself that if I don’t find the right person, I think I would probably adopt on my own, because I think I would be a great dad.” Jonathan also said in the same article that he’d dated ‘every kind of person you can imagine’ but was now ready to settle down and find ‘the one’. Hmmm.


SeaWorld Parks and Entertainment is offering free admission for U.S. military veterans and their families at San Antonio, Orlando and San Diego parks as part of theWaves of Honor program which salutes active-duty military and veterans. You must redeem your complimentary single-day ticket before June 9th, which will be valid through July 15th, for military/veterans and up to three dependents. www.WavesofHonor.com.


Some churches asked congregations to ‘give up convenience’ this year for Lentsingle-use plastics such as shopping bags, drinking straws, water bottles, Styrofoam and food containers. I wonder how that turned out.


In North Carolina, someone stole a ‘unique’ van with the company logo that belonged to the Unknown Brewing Co. The smart people at the brewery didn’t waste any time before they posted this on Facebook, “(Three) fine individuals stole one of our vans early this AM. Please help us find it. Share with all of your friends. Whoever finds it, Brad (owner) will buy you a keg party. If you stole it and bring it back: You will also get a keg party. (Smile for the camera.)” Over 15 people called in with tips. It took 42 minutes before a woman posted a photo of the van on Instagram as proof that she had found it. Hmmm. A Shock Top Beer vehicle parks in front of my office quite often…but as I look out my front window, I see the Nestle “water” truck – I just don’t think it would have the same effect.


I made myself a note to mention this a couple of weeks ago before the celebratory releasing of balloons for graduation ceremonies, but I pulled it to decrease the size of my column.  Then today, I saw a post from Stephanie Jess about a turtle that was wrapped up in the strings of balloons and struggling on the beach when it was found. Mark balloons off your list of special things to do. We are wasting our short supply of helium and it’s not good for our Earth or the people or animals that live here. It’s like throwing trash out the window. They ARE NOT biodegradable and end up on the ocean floor or in the stomachs of hungry fish and mammals that believe they are delicious jelly fish.


Costco has 458 diamond rings listed on their site, costing between $99.99 to $419,999.99 for a 10-carat diamond platinum solitaire. It is reported that a shopper recently spent over $400,000.00 on a purchase of one of these rings. Wow. I shop for dishwashing soap, laundry soap, organic chicken and toilet paper. I never really think about diamond rings.


Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” – Margaret Atwood


Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, suspended a fraternity after a video appeared on social media that showed some of its members forcing a dog to drink beer at an off-campus party. They took a small dog, turned it upside down over a keg as another person brought the tap to the dog’s mouth and sprayed the beer. Hmmm. You already know what I think.


“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” – Harlan Ellison


Thank you all for taking the time to read this.

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