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What I Heard This Week 05-26-2022

What I Heard This Week May 25, 2022

When my kids were little, I always told them when they woke up each morning the devil would be sitting on one shoulder and good choices would be waiting on the other side. It was up to them. This morning I fixed myself a smoked turkey, cheese, and Wickle Pickle sandwich with fresh spinach, then grabbed the lonely bag of Lay’s potato chips that had been sitting in my cabinet for a couple of months. I’m a pretty healthy eater… most mornings it is Greek yogurt and raw oats for breakfast. But this morning on the way into office, the devil happened to be sitting on my shoulder ranting and raving about how good it would be to eat those chips, so I did what any red-blooded Texan would do, I opened the bag and ate about half of those delicious Lay’s potato chips. Oh, gosh, there’s just nothing better than old fashioned potato chips, licking salt off your fingers, then brushing off your face because it’s inevitable that you WILL have crumbs left, no matter how dainty you eat. Just wanted you to know that one must make a bad choice every once in a while.


There is no such thing as ‘away’. So, when we throw anything away, it must go somewhere.”
Annie Leonard – (I just took a non-working microwave to Stella Roberts Recycling in Pearland along with all my recycling, including shredding. Last visit, I took fluorescent bulbs. Don’t just throw away stuff without thinking about where it is going.)


The Texas Parks and Wildlife Foundation has announced a new partnership with H-E-B which will provide funding for conservation projects along the Texas Gulf Coast, black bear restoration in West Texas, and establishment of Palo Pinto Mountains State Park in north Texas, our state’s newest park. Since 2012, H-E-B has contributed more than $13 million to over 500 environmental organizations in land and water conservation, habitat and coastal preservation, and community cleanups. This includes more than $2 million in grants to organizations such as Keep Texas Beautiful, Texas Conservation Fund, and the Nature Conservancy of Texas. If you’re looking for ways to do your part, try Field & Future by H-E-B, a line of household and personal care products that are kind to Texas families and the environment.


The City of Freeport and Port Freeport have been negotiating with Volkswagen of America to make Port Freeport its new port of entry, receiving vehicles from Europe and Mexico for processing and delivery to dealerships. Ohhh, just think of the new jobs that could be available for our area. A 60-year-old South Carolina man strangled his girlfriend, then died of a heart attack while burying her body in their backyard. Karma. Russia has permanently banned more than 900 Americans from that country including Biden, Harris, and Zuckerberg. But not Trump. Hmmm.


The morning of my daughter’s graduation, I discovered there was a sheetrock screw in one of my tires. Hmmm. I needed to leave pretty soon for University of Houston because my goal had been to arrive two hours early, so I could scope out the best locations to record my daughter’s speech. I called David Novosad at Brazosport Tire and explained the situation. David didn’t hesitate and told me to get right on over there, so I threw on some jeans and walked out the door. But first, I had to pick up my car from the wonderful guys at Tri-City Auto Repair. David was outside and took my car straight into a bay while Teller and I waited out front. In a matter of minutes, he told me his favorite graduation story, then sent me on my way. When I arrived home, I realized it had only taken me 45 minutes from the phone call to driving back into my driveway. I jumped in the shower, washed my hair, and still arrived one hour before graduation. That my friends, is exactly why you should deal with local business owners who live, work, and raise their kids in your own community. Thank you, David & Bart.


Visit the LJ Historical Museum for their Shakespeare Exhibit, on view through July 9th. 249 Circle Way, LJ. Admission by donation. 979-297-1570. Don’t forget to grab a selfie with the bard himself and see some of the fabulous gowns and costumes from the Elizabethan Madrigal Feast, which by-the-way, is scheduled to return to The Center for the Arts and Sciences in late fall.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Anthony Geary of General Hospital is 75. Singer LaToya Jackson is 66. Actor Annette Bening is 64. Actor Rupert Everett is 63. Singer Melissa Etheridge is 61. Actor Lisa Whelchel of The Facts of Life is 59. Guitarist Lenny Davidson of The Dave Clark Five is 78. Country singer Wynonna Judd is 58. Actor-director Clint Eastwood is 92. Singer Peter Yarrow of Peter, Paul and Mary is 84. Actor Sharon Gless of Cagney and Lacey is 79. Actor Tom Berenger is 72. Actor Parker Stevenson is 70.

Actor Lea Thompson of Back to the Future is 61. Actor Brooke Shields is 57. Singer Pat Boone is 88. Actor Morgan Freeman is 85. Guitarist Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones is 75. Country singer Ronnie Dunn of Brooks and Dunn is 69. Actor Lisa Hartman Black is 66. Actor Ron Ely of Tarzan fame is 84. Actor Stacy Keach is 81. Actor Jerry Mathers of Leave It to Beaver is 74. Comedian Dana Carvey is 67. Bassist Too Slim of Riders in the Sky is 74. Singer Suzi Quatro is 72. Actor Bruce Dern is 86. Singer-actor Michelle Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas is 78.

The famous Gosselin sextuplets, Hannah, Aaden, Leah, Alexis, Joel and Collin, celebrated their 18th birthday last week. The father, Jon, has a relationship with Hannah and Collin, while the other four are still with their mom, Kate. What a mess for those kids.


Rosmarie Trapp, eldest child of famed Captain Georg Johannes von Trapp and Maria Augusta von Trapp, who inspired The Sound of Music, died at age 93. Maggie Peterson, best known for her role as Charlene Darling on The Andy Griffith Show died at 81. NBA Hall of Famer Bob Lanier died at 73.


The super-rich are getting so much richer. The report said, a new billionaire was minted nearly every day during the pandemic. On his first trip to Asia since taking office, President Biden said that the U.S. would respond militarily if China tries to take Taiwan by force. 35 tons of baby formula arrived in Indiana on a U.S. military aircraft from Germany to help with the nationwide shortage, but none of it will be available on store shelves in the U.S. because the formula is a specialized prescription and will be for babies that can’t tolerant protein in cow’s milk. Saturday Night Live said good-bye to Kate McKinnon and Pete Davidson. A Milwaukee man charged with a hate crime in 2019, for throwing acid on the face of a US citizen born in Peru, was sentenced to 10 years in state prison.


A Wisconsin couple saw a bear eating from one of their bird feeders, so they opened a window and yelled, trying to get the bear to leave. The bear turned around, broke through a window and into the house. The couple stabbed the bear with a kitchen knife, then used a firearm to kill it. She was a momma bear just protecting her baby because a cub was seen running off. No wonder she charged them; she thought her baby was in harm’s way. Remember, the bears were here first.


A second set of human remains have been found at Lake Mead, the country’s largest reservoir, as water levels continue to fall. The first body was discovered in a barrel and was likely a murder victim who died from a gunshot wound sometime in the mid ’70s to early ’80s, based on clothing and footwear. The lake’s low water level exposed one of the reservoir’s original water intake valves recently. The valve had been in service since 1971, but it can no longer draw water. Since this reservoir is used to make electricity, this is more than just a drought, it is a tragic situation.


A man in India has a collection of old cell phones in perfect working condition, 2,300 of them to be exact, mostly Nokia. His dream is to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Friend: Hey man, what’s your cell numberThis guy: Well, it’s complicated.


Last week I read about a lady that couldn’t get a certain politician to talk to her, ignoring many requests, so the lady and her friend wrote a nice peaceful, cordial, and polite message in chalk on the sidewalk in front of the politician’s home. Evidently, the news media got ahold of the chalk message story, then it was posted by absolutely everyone, therefore getting far more attention than the politician ever wanted or expected. The ladies were accused of defacing the sidewalk in this article, which made me laugh. My kids obviously defaced plenty of sidewalks in their lifetime. The article also mentioned the Streisand Effect. Hmmm. I didn’t know what that was, so, I looked it up on FourWeekMBA. The following is what it said:


Understanding the Streisand Effect: The Streisand Effect was named for American actor and singer Barbara Streisand. In 2003, Streisand attempted to suppress aerial photographs of her Californian home by suing photographer Kenneth Adelman for an invasion of privacy. Adelman, who Streisand assumed was paparazzi, was instead taking photographs to document and study coastal erosion. As part of the study, an image of Streisand’s private residence had been uploaded to a database where it had been viewed just six times. After a barrage of cease-and-desist letters, the case received public attention and the image was later viewed over a million times. In her quest for more privacy, Streisand’s efforts had the opposite effect.  They went on to say, The Streisand Effect can be avoided in business by establishing protocols relating to customer service and public relations. Organizations must not attempt to hide or suppress information they see as damaging to their brand. Often, the effects of suppression are far worse than tackling the problem head-on.  You owe me nothing for this lesson.


David Letterman has a Netflix series called, “My Next Guest Needs No Introduction.” I bet everyone already knows about this because I’m always the last one to the party. The show’s theme song and bridging music were written and recorded by Letterman’s long-time bandleader, Paul Shaffer. Some of Letterman’s guests so far have been Robert Downey Jr., Lizzo, Melinda Gates, Kanye West, Jerry Seinfeld, George Clooney, Barack Obama and more. I have watched interviews with Billie Eilish & Finneas O’Connell, Will Smith and Cardi B. So far, I think it is an outstanding and very entertaining show. I’m going to watch him interview Ryan Reynolds this evening if I don’t fall asleep.


Remember Jaws 2? “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.” That was a great catchphrase and saying that we all remember and understand today, just like we did in 1978. Well, today I was thinking the same thing… just when we thought it was safe to go back to our familiar life after Covid. Dang. Monkeypox. Experts believe monkeypox is spreading between people by respiratory droplets or direct contact with lesion material. Pus. The symptoms of monkeypox in humans can be similar to the symptoms of smallpox, except for the fact that monkeypox causes lymph nodes to swell. The incubation period, or time from infection to showing symptoms, for monkeypox is usually seven to 14 days. It starts with fever, headache, muscle aches and exhaustion and usually within one to three days, the patient develops a rash, often beginning on the face and then spreading to other parts of the body. Now let me stop right here and tell you to look up pictures. It is NOT pretty. The disease is terrible looking. The lesions keep getting bigger, become filled with fluid, scab and fall off. At least with Covid, there were no tell-tell signs (but, yes, I realize that was a problem too). Monkeypox usually lasts for two to four weeks. In Africa, the disease causes death in as many as 1 in 10 people. Don’t forget to look up those pictures.


The Brazoria County SPCA is in desperate need. THE SHELTER is full. If you can adopt, foster an animal, volunteer to walk a dog, become a monthly donor, or donate food, cat litter, paper towels, towels…pretty much everything is needed right now. Adopt@spcabc.org OR CALL 979-285-2340.  Thanks for reading us this week.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week! 06-24-2021

What I Heard This Week June 24, 2021

This is really sad news that I am sharing with you. Some things I tell you just hurt worse than others, and this belongs filed somewhere in the category between abuse and torture. Do you remember the jeans of the past with the 2” or 3” zipper, where your underwear was always showing along with your crack, especially if you had a shorter shirt on? Well, I do not pretend to understand it, but low-rise jeans of the past are experiencing a second wave of popularity. Whew, that was difficult, but I said it. I am so glad I have an adult body and mind now, and don’t feel the need to follow fads. Well, no need to follow bad fads. Low risers first appeared in 1993 when Alexander McQueen sent a pair of bottom-revealing bumsters down the runway. They prompted one fashion journalist at the time to comment that they created a cleavage “closer to the building site than the boudoir”. In McQueen’s biography Blood Beneath the Skin, fashion historian Judith Watt wrote that the designer’s trousers resulted in a whole generation wearing their jeans below their waist. Sigh. Next week we can discuss the difference between Fruit of the Loom, Jockey, Calvin Klein, and Victoria’s Secret, when you are looking for plain old briefs. You also have to place special emphasis on knowing for sure when you are truly ready for your first pair of granny panties. 😊 Now, I will be the first to tell you that as you take your introductory glance into the mirror to see how your new underwear looks, you will be crushed, crying out, shaking your fist to those that will listen, shouting, “Where have my good years gone?”  But then you slide on your jeans, and everything moves right into place, and you realize how good life is when your underwear actually fits… and feels good.


What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.


There was a boil water notice in LJ this past weekend and I don’t think many people were bothered AT ALL. We have had so many boil notices, lack of water, and bad cooties floating in the water in the past few years, that it’s just no big deal. The city acted quickly. We know exactly what to do, how to do it, and don’t whine at all. Hah.


The truth is, I’m no longer the person who wrote those horrible things. I grew up, got therapy, got married, had kids, got more therapy, experienced loss, and pain, got more therapy, and experienced more life. AND GOT MORE THERAPY.”  Chrissy Teigen issued a lengthy apology last week after her previous tweets targeting fellow model Courtney Stodden resurfaced. Evidently, she is more than a little snarky with many people. This is a more than perfect example of why you should never, ever put hurtful or harmful words into writing. Years later they can show your character (or lack of it), it could hurt your chances of a job you really want, or you could be publicly humiliated (see above.) An even better idea might be to just work hard (especially if it is difficult for you) to just be a nice person to everyone. We need more of that in our world right now.


The LJ Historical Museum has a unique apron exhibit going on right now at 249 Circle Way. In celebration, they want you to send them a picture of you, a friend, or relative (new or vintage, past or present), wrapped in a favorite apron. Send it by June 30th, to marketing@LJhistory.org, or call them at 979-297-1570. You will be entered in a contest where you just might win a complimentary wine-tasting for four at Wine Review, where the owner, Autumn Barrier, will judge the most creative/fascinating apron. There is a picture of me around the age of three or four, standing in my grandma’s kitchen. She is wearing heels, a skirt, and an apron while she cooks. There is green ivy and latticework wallpaper on the wall, and I have a very mischievous look on my face. I think I was in trouble. I think I was always in trouble. I am looking for that picture tonight so I can send it over to the museum. Do not forget to visit the exhibit and send in your pictures. This is fun stuff.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Drummer Ringo Starr is 80. Actor Kathleen Turner is 67. Romancing the Stone. Actor Eddie Mekka is 69. Carmine on Laverne and Shirley. Actor Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne is 66. Actor Peter Lupus of TV’s Mission: Impossible is 89. Singer Barry Manilow is 78. Comedian Joe Piscopo is 70. Musician Robbie Robertson of The Band is 77. Singer Huey Lewis is 70. Singer Gene Chandler is 80. Duke of Earl, Groovy Situation. (He is great!) Actor Sylvester Stallone is 74. Bandleader Doc Severinsen is 93. Singer Courtney Love is 56. Singer Suzanne Vega is 61. The Mother of the MP3. Actor Tom Hanks is 64.

Actor Geoffrey Rush is 69. Actress Shelley Hack of Charlie’s Angels is 73. Actress Allyce Beasley of Moonlighting is 69. Singer Nanci Griffith is 67. Singer-guitarist Warren Entner of Grass Roots is 77. Singer David Hodo, construction worker of The Village People is 73. Actress Shelley Duvall is 71. Popeye, The Shining. Singer Steve Lawrence is 85. Drummer Jaimoe Johanson of The Allman Brothers is 76. Actress Kim Darby of True Grit is 73. Actress Anjelica Huston is 69. Actor Kevin Bacon is 62. Country singer Toby Keith is 59. Singer-actor Ed Ames of The Ames Brothers is 93.

Actor James Hampton is 84. Private Hannibal Shirley Dobbs on F Troop. Actor Richard Roundtree of Shaft is 78. TV personality-turned-musician John Tesh is 68. Actress Kelly McGillis is 63. Top Gun. Actor Fred Savage is 44. The Wonder Years. Singer Mavis Staples is 81. Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 73. Banjo player Bela Fleck of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones is 62. Singer Jeff Hanna of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is 73. Ventriloquist Jay Johnson of Soap is 71. Jazz saxophonist Kirk Whalum is 62. Guitarist Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi is 61. Actor Burt Ward is 75. Holy Batman, Robin. Children’s singer Raffi is 72.


The closest I get to a spa now, is when I open the dishwasher before it is has finished the dry cycle.


OK. We are past the “Friends” Reunion Show, so now I am hearing about a cruise dedicated to the famous 90’s sitcom, sailing out of Florida, May ‘22. There won’t be any cast members, and it is not affiliated with Warner Bros. It is just seven simple days of sailing, sharing Friends trivia, cooking demos, and a come-as-your-favorite-character costume party. The cruise is nicknamed The One When They Went on a Cruise. $1,648.66 per person, and they will book only 500 guests (ship holds 2,800) but you must have proof of vaccine


Thank You to: Benny Sanders stopped by with some great stories, a fabulous bottle of cabernet, and true appreciation for this column. (He makes windmills out of old ceiling fans, and they are fantastic.)  Michelle Townsend is running for judge in the 149th District Court. She is a prosecutor, former judge, business owner, wife, and mother of four, and still has time to raise chickens. I don’t know much more, but I do know that I appreciate it when someone takes the time to stop by and introduce themselves. Carol at the Appraisal District for kindness and making things easy, which is almost unheard-of today. Marguerite Sutton for such sweet words. I have the best readers. Ms. Sutton, when you are out and about again, stop by for a hug. She told us that we had made the pandemic much more bearable for many, because of our free digital edition of The Source Weekly. (If you want to be happy like Marguerite, just call with your email address so we can send happiness your direction, every single week.) James Warren for the very kind words, and bags of recycling for my daughter. Thank you to all the good folks that have brought by sacks of clean #2 and #5 (only) recyclables for my daughter to use in a new recycling program at University of Houston. They are shredding clean #2 and #5 containers only, trying to learn how to make products out of recycled material, so everyone majoring in Industrial Design can help us get our Earth back in order. We have to start somewhere, and these kids may save us from ourselves.  I will keep you posted on the students’ progress.


June is Alzheimer’s & Brain Awareness Month. According to the Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s affects more than six million Americans. The new Alzheimer’s drug is believed to cost between $30K to $50K  for one year. It works by clearing a protein “plaque” called beta-amyloid from the brain. Yikes. I think there are a lot more Alzheimer’s patients than there is that kind of money for individual treatment.


Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. EAT BACON.


OK, if I understand this correctly, Governor Abbott signed a bill that goes into effect September 1st, that requires county and local governments, in areas by jetties and piers on the Gulf of Mexico, to provide occupied lifeguard towers on each side of a structure that protrudes into the Gulf of Mexico. How in the heck does that work? There is no way to put a single person out there without a buddy. Why don’t they just post signs in three languages and quit trying to babysit people that do not follow the rules. I need more information.


The Eagles – Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and Timothy B. Schmit, along with Deacon Frey (son) and Vince Gill, are touring with their Hotel California 2021 Tour. Each night’s concert will feature a Hotel California set accompanied by an orchestra and choir, followed by an additional set of the band’s greatest hits. Tickets available June 18, at 10 AM.  So far, Dallas is the closest they will get to us. “You’re a good man Charlie Brown” tickets are now on sale. Dates: July 9-18. Fun show. Center for the Arts and Sciences. United Airlines has agreed to buy 15 supersonic jets, with plans to carry passengers on the ultra-fast planes by 2029. These could be the first commercial supersonic flights since the Concorde was grounded.


“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett


Ford is taking reservations online now for the new F-150 Lightning EV, which just happens to have a 300-mile range. The District of Columbia is suing Amazon, alleging the company has abused its market dominance to harm competition and keep retail prices artificially high across the entire internet.


A global chip shortage and material availability has pushed prices up for new and used cars, with experts saying to buy quickly if you find what you want, or it may not be there tomorrow. If you decide to wait, know that future pricing is hard to predict, especially when global supply chain problems plague automakers. Chips now control everything on a car from infotainment screens to window motors. I remember when the dashboards first had, what my dad then called “idiot lights” instead of gauges. He hated them. The market will calm eventually, but it is expected to get worse before it gets better. It is a seller’s market, not good for a buyer, and terrible for all our new and used car dealerships. Please Shop Local.


Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, so who would you assume is in charge?”  Jerry Seinfeld


Today, I decided to leave you with laughter. There are two YouTube videos that are so funny. My suggestion is to watch them when you need a good giggle. Life throws us curveballs quite often, and these guys have tackled it with laughter. (1) Menopause – Bohemian Rhapsody Parody music video, and (2) Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody parody – Lockdown Music Video. You will thank me later. Have a great weekend. Keep your thermostat set at least a degree warmer than you really like it and stay hydrated. The new full moon is on the 24th. 1:40 pm our time.

LISA

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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