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What I Heard This Week 01-19-2023

What I Heard This Week January 18, 2023

A Missouri City police officer planning to run for Houston mayor has been charged with domestic violence from two different situations where once she used her department issued baton to beat her boyfriend, and another time she shot him with her department issued taser. Needless to say, it was all caught on camera. Her bond has been set; she cannot have any contact with her boyfriend, cannot possess a firearm and her concealed carry permit has been suspended. Her campaign website said, “As a Police Officer, I have seen the good and bad of our city. I want to suppress crime and ensure that the residents of Houston are safe,” her campaign website said, “I truly stand by my campaign slogan ‘Back the blue but not bullies in blue.’ There is no place for a bully in society and I plan on enforcing that. Our Officers do an amazing job and I want to promote the good deeds of good Officers.” Hmmm. Perhaps the big bully is the problem that she said she planned to correct.


Todd and Julie Chrisley (Chrisley Knows Best) began serving time of their respective prison sentences (Todd – 12 years, Julie – 7 years) for tax fraud. “Over the course of a decade, the defendants defrauded banks out of tens of millions of dollars while evading payment of their federal income taxes,” said U.S. Attorney Ryan K. Buchanan. “Their lengthy sentences reflect the magnitude of their criminal scheme and should serve as a warning to others tempted to exploit our nation’s community banking system for unlawful personal gain.” Yikes.


True story. Portland based self-published romance-thriller author Nancy Crampton-Brophy seemed to have what it took to write exciting stories about murder. She just loved it. She wrote about stormy relationships, women who had fantasies about killing their own husbands, even women fleeing their husbands, then faking their own deaths. Oh, dear. In 2022, Nancy Brophy was convicted of murdering her own husband. The crime docu-drama How to Murder Your Husband: The Nancy Brophy Story premiered on Lifetime this week. Cybill Shepherd stars as convicted novelist Nancy Brophy. Steve Guttenberg plays her chef culinary-instructor husband Daniel Brophy, who was discovered dead at the Oregon Culinary Institute, having been shot with a Glock pistol. Nancy had published an online essay in 2011 titled ‘How to Murder Your Husband,’ detailing various discreet methods of killing one’s troublesome partner, but this writing was not permitted as evidence at trial.


Our dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles. The vet is checking him out. No word yet.


What a peculiar story that you probably remember. Married, mother of four, sixth-grade middle school teacher, Mary Kay Letourneau (34), was convicted of having an inappropriate relationship with Vili Fualaau. Her sexual abuse of the child first started when he was just 12 years old. She claimed she didn’t know sex with a 12-year-old was illegal. I should mention that Letourneau had also been his second-grade teacher. (Letourneau’s own dad fathered two children out of wedlock during an affair with his mistress.) She was sentenced to a three-month jail stay, already pregnant with his first child. When she was released, they were caught together again. She went back to jail for seven years, pregnant with #2 child. So, he was a father of two before the age of 15, experienced depression, attempted suicide and alcoholism. His family sued the school district claiming the school and police department had failed to protect him, however the lawsuit was rejected in 2002. Letourneau was released from jail when Fualaau was 21. They petitioned the court, married and their two daughters served as flower girls. They both worked together as DJ’s and conducted “Hot for Teacher” nights at local clubs. Letourneau died in 2020 of colon cancer and Fualaau just announced that he has expanded his family and is the father of a third child, another daughter.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor-comedian Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean is 68. Singer Kathy Sledge of Sister Sledge is 64. Rolling Stone magazine founder Jann Wenner is 77. Singer Kenny Loggins is 75. Singer-songwriter Marshall Chapman is 74. Actor David Caruso is 67. TV anchor Katie Couric is 66. Bassist Kathy Valentine of The Go-Go’s is 64. Actor Nicolas Cage is 59. Jeremy Renner of The Avengers & The Bourne Legacy is 52. He is recovering in ICU after a single person accident where he suffered blunt chest trauma and orthopedic injuries when his snowcat ran over him on his own property.


Jeff Beck, one of the greatest guitarists of all time who rose to fame in the Yardbirds, contracted bacterial meningitis and died at 78. Beck won eight Grammy Awards and ranked fifth on Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists.

Second-generation daredevil, Robbie Knievel, whose fatherEvel Knievel became America’s most famous stuntman, died at 60. The motorcyclist successfully cleared the Caesars Palace fountains in Las Vegas in 1989, a stunt his father tried but failed to pull off in 1967. He set a personal record when he went 228 feet over the Grand Canyon in 1999, breaking his leg on impact. Knievel first performed at 8 years old at Madison Square Garden alongside his father and dropped out of school after joining his dad on tour at 12. He completed over 340 jumps as Kaptain Robbie Knievel and set 20 official world records throughout his career.

Lisa Marie Presley, 54, the only child of Pricilla and Elvis Presley, was rushed to the hospital after suffering cardiac arrest, and died. Elvis died at age 42 due to cardiac arrhythmia with ventricular fibrillation, which means the heart beats abnormally then stops. There were three factors initially cited in his death including an enlarged heart, clogging of the coronary arteries and high blood pressure. Elvis’ mother Gladys Love Presley also died at the early age of 46 of heart failure in 1958.

Gina Lollobrigida, international star and “the most beautiful woman in the world” in 1955, died at 95. She started a hairstyle rage in the 1950’s known as the Poodle Cut. In her middle age, she was romanced by a man 34 years younger, and she said, “I have always had a weakness for younger men because they are generous and have no complexes.” Hmmm.

Stephen “tWitch” Boss, the former DJ on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, died at 40.

Sister André, a French nun and the world’s oldest known person, died in her sleep at age 118. She lived through two world wars, 18 French presidents, 10 popes, the 1918 influenza pandemic, survived Covid-19, and was known to dine daily on wine and chocolate.


At JFK Airport, a Delta jet pilot braked, aborting takeoff to avoid colliding with an American Airlines plane, coming within 1,000 feet of the other plane right in front of it on the runway. No one was hurt, but the Delta flight returned to the gate where 145 passengers and six crew members were deplaned. Delta issued an apology and provided overnight accommodation. The situation is being investigated.


Seen on a big, tall sign at a Dairy Queen: Parking Lot – Not for Drug Sales, Thank You.


My son just sent me a news article titled How to Stop Falling Asleep on the Couch During Movies. What do you think he’s trying to tell me? Just because I’ve never seen the ending of a single movie in the past 26 years… This article says what I already know –  don’t drink alcohol, eat small meals, don’t lay on the couch, and for sure don’t get in bed to watch the movie, rest up the night before (hah), keep the remote close so you can hit pause, and if this continues to happen, talk to your primary care doctor.


Navel Gazing. Celebrities are now having their gowns and clothes designed with a cut-out just to show off their belly-buttons.  Scandalous, don’t you think? 😊


Houston Rodeo announced their 2023 rodeo lineup for music fans. I listed a few hints to jar your memory in case you can’t quite remember who your favorite might be, or better yet, if you say to yourself, why the heck are they playing at the rodeo?
Feb    28:  Parker McCollum (the gold chain cowboy)
March 1:   Brooks & Dunn (1992 single “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” helped re-popularize line dancing)
March 2:   Lauren Daigle (contemporary Christian music)
March 3:   Bun B (Rapper)
March 4:   Walker Hayes (Best Song: You Broke Up with Me)
March 5:   Zac Brown Band (Best Song: Chicken Fried)
March 6:   Jason Aldean (Best Song: Don’t You Wanna Stay?)
March 7:   New Kids on the Block (First modern boy band in 80’s)
March 8:   Jon Pardi (Best Song: Heartache on the Dance Floor)
March 9:   Ashley McBryde (Best Song: One Night Standards)
March 10: The Chainsmokers (electronic DJ and production duo)
March 11: Turnpike Troubadours (Best Song: Diamonds & Gasoline)
March 12: La Fiera de Ojinaga (leaders of the norteño-with-sax sound)
March 13Cody Jinks (Best Song: Noisy and Heavy)
March 14: Machine Gun Kelly (Rapper, alternative rock with hip hop)
March 15: Kenny Chesney (Best Song: Somewhere With You)
March 16: Chris Stapleton (Best Song: Tennessee Whiskey)
March 17: Cody Johnson (Best Song: Walk Away)
March 18: Brad Paisley (Best Song: Then)
March 19: Luke Bryan (Best Song: All My Friends Say)


In Malibu, California, where heavy storms have left many roads and highways impassible, a lucky man stepped out of his car to take a phone call just moments before his car was crushed in a rockslide. Bobby Flay doesn’t always make his own BBQ sauce from scratch. He loves a brand called Bone Suckin’ Sauce. The U.S. is reportedly close to finalizing plans to send the Patriot missile-defense system to Ukraine. Looks like Tom Brady should retire again, the season is over, and he was called out for a ‘blatantly dirty play’ in the playoff loss to the Cowboys. If he decides this last year has been very blissful, then he can un-retire again. Italy’s most-wanted Mafia boss was arrested in Sicily after being on-the-run for 30 years.


A sign at the 9/11 Memorial & Museum: If you see anyone scratching, sitting on, or otherwise damaging the names panels, please alert Memorial Staff. OHMYGOSH.


Sign posted on door of pharmacy: Pharmacy will be extremely short-staffed today. Please be patient and do not yell, curse or make threats to the pharmacist. Thank you.


Many, many thanks for reading us this week. We appreciate you.

Lisa


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What I Heard This Week! 07-09-2020

What I Heard This Week July 8, 2020

As I left the office today, to take the very puny bank deposit and to pick up some lunch, something great happened…besides Cane’s Chicken. (It is a luxury that I allow myself every month or so, then I consume all the fries before I even get back to the office.) As I walked to my car, which was parked under the only shade tree on Parking Way, a mature gentleman said something to me from his white Chevrolet PU. I had my mask on (which as crazy as it sounds, impairs my hearing) so I had to get a little closer to the truck and asked him to repeat himself. He said, “You sure look nice today.” WooHoo!!!! Party. Dance in the street. I did have on one of my favorite dresses, my new red bandana mask, and my hair was clean, but still. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. White Truck. I know I walked away feeling a little bit taller, with new spring in my step the rest of the day. Even after I ate four pieces of fried chicken and every single one of my fries. 😊


Disgraced 66-year-old Jeffrey Epstein died in jail by apparent suicide after more than a dozen lawsuits against his estate stating women and teen girls suffered sexual abuse from him and his enablers, at his homes in Manhattan, the Virgin Islands, Paris, New Mexico and Florida. Last week, Ghislaine Maxwell, 58, a British socialite, confidante, companion, and ex-girlfriend of Epstein, was arrested by the FBI and accused of overseeing his alleged sex trafficking ring. If convicted on the charges, Maxwell faces up to 35 years in prison. It was reported that she is ready to give the FBI some big names associated with crimes she is accused of, in order to save herself. Yikes. Prince Andrew. Bill Clinton. Shades of Heidi Fleiss and her “little black book.”


Did you watch the filmed version of Broadway’s Hamilton on July 3rd? For those of you that have lived in a cave for the past five years, Hamilton is a song-filled story of one of America’s foremost founding fathers that won 11 Tony’s, as well as the 2016 Pulitzer Prize in Drama. They filmed it in only three days with the original Broadway cast, which consists mostly of Black, Latino and Asian American performers, including Lin-Manuel Miranda himself, who wrote and starred in the title role of Alexander Hamilton. Watching it filmed this way, means everyone gets the best seat in the house. Fantastic. It is on Disney+ and only on Disney+. Bribe a friend if you don’t have it. Definitely, worth it.


Now might be a good time to stock up on European chocolates, olives and beer made with malt, which could be hit with tariffs of as much as 100%. Do not hoard like toilet paper.  Kristen Stewart (Twilight) is playing Princess Diana in a new movie, about her divorce from Prince Charles… The female Fort Hood soldier missing since April, was bludgeoned with a hammer by another soldier on the base, dismembered and dumped near the Leon River about 20 miles away. The soldier killed himself, and a 22-year-old female civilian has been arrested and now faces one count of conspiracy to tamper with evidence… Are COVID Parties a real thing? Put your money in the kitty and the first one sick, rakes it all-in to help pay for medical or funeral expenses, I guess. I worked hard but could not find any hard evidence to back this up, so for now I would say it’s just a rumor. A very sick rumor.


When baseball returns, there will no longer be any spitting. What, no spitting? Why the heck do they spit so much, anyway. They spit in their gloves, they spit on the ball (spitballs), they spit sunflower seeds, they spit for no reason at all. Perhaps baseball pacifiers are needed to plug this problem.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Beatles legend Ringo Starr is 80. It Don’t Come Easy. Did you see his birthday special? Extremely hard to ‘imagine’ that he is 80.


Charlie Daniels, member of Country Music Hall of Fame who sang “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” recorded with Bob Dylan, died after suffering a stroke. He was 83. He was also an outspoken supporter of U.S. veterans. Mary Kay Letourneau, a teacher who married her former 6th grade student after she was convicted of raping him, died of cancer at 58. She was diagnosed with bipolar disorder, a mental condition they say caused her reckless behavior, which did not gain her any sympathy.


On July 4th, Kayne West announced that he will be running for President in 2020. Hmmm. He has also (previously) claimed to be a billionaire. It was also announced on another day, that his clothing company, Yeezy, was granted between $2 million and $5 million from the Paycheck Protection Program meant to help small businesses keep workers employed during the COVID-19 induced shutdown.


Studies have found that people touch their faces 23 times or more in an hour. It is believed that wearing gloves can help break the habit of frequently touching your face. When I’m out, I wear gardening gloves because they can be thrown in the wash.  I am wearing my hair pulled back (makes it way easier to get a mask off/on, and less flyaway hairs to tend to), and no mascara. Even if this virus gets better, viruses like this are here to stay, so we need to create better habits for ourselves now. Washing your hands for 20 seconds will not help if you do not keep your hands off your face. End of sermon.


Corona-coaster (noun): The ups and downs of the pandemic. One day you are loving your bubble, doing workouts and baking sourdough, the next you’re crying, drinking wine for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.


“If these projections are even halfway right, there’s no health system in the country that can accommodate this.” Dr. Peter Hotez, Immunologist at Baylor College of Medicine, commenting on a new Children’s Hospital of Pennsylvania model predicting daily cases of coronavirus will more than triple in the largest counties within the next four weeks, if there is no change in social distancing practices. These are the same folks that several weeks back, predicted a spike in cases based on cellphone data, showing that without stay-at-home restrictions, most Texans were not social distancing.


So, you’re not too worried about bringing the virus home to your family, and you are sure not concerned about getting the virus yourself, because you are healthy and will be good-as-new in a couple of weeks, as you slip smoothly back into your old life…did you hear about healthy Broadway star Nick Cordero, 41, who died after battling COVID-19 for 95 long days. For the math-challenged, that’s three months. He endured a medically induced coma, ventilator, dialysis, a specialized heart-lung bypass machine, his heart stopped, he had minor heart attacks and sepsis, the amputation of his right leg, and a tracheotomy. Had he lived he would have needed a double lung transplant. Doctors are just now beginning to learn what the long-term damage will be to the survivors of COVID-19. Kidney damage may require dialysis, strokes and blood clots can lead to disability, and scarred lungs to permanently decreased lung function. You may go home with a walker and need to re-learn to walk, swallow, eat and talk. Practically every organ system can be affected, if not by the virus, then by the immune response.


Washing your face mask is as important as wearing it. One report says that a detectable level of the infectious virus could still be present on the outer layer of a mask for up to seven days, at room temperature. Homemade masks are more susceptible to viruses because they can actually carry the virus. (In a perfect, perfect, world we would all have N95 masks, but we do not.)  How many times a day do you touch your mask? I know I touch mine about once a minute. We are NOT supposed to touch the mask except to take it off and then you touch just the ear loops. Then wash your hands. Hmmm. I know you do not want to hear this, but up to 97% of the air’s virus particles can easily penetrate cloth masks. That is why they say that wearing a mask is to protect the other people, not yourself. What can we do?  Wash your mask every day! Put it directly into the washing machine or sink. In a perfect world, front line workers or people that spend their time in public places where social distancing measures are difficult to maintain, like grocery store checkers, waiters and food service, all store clerks, etc., should not be wearing their masks for more than 2 hours because the dampness from our breath makes it less effective as a barrier against coronavirus transmission. How do we wash them? Heat. Washing machines are the best, with the type of fabric determining the temperature of the water. It needs to be the warmest possible water that the material will tolerate, preferably hot water. Detergents with heavy-duty-stain-removing or bleach-like compounds and active cleaning ingredients should be used. You can wash them with your other clothes. You can also disinfect your mask by ironing or putting in a dry-heat oven for 20 minutes at about 160 degrees. This would be good for an otherwise disposable mask that cannot be washed. My daughter believes that I should not tell you about the oven because someone might forget their mask and it would end up crispy…sounds like something that her mother would do. Better use that method as a last resort and be sure to set a timer. If hand washing is the only alternative, then lather with soap and scrub for at least 20 seconds with warm to hot water. Hot air drying or ironing should follow, provided it is safe for the fabric. Sometimes I leave my mask and gloves in my hot car. When temperatures outside range from 80 degrees to 100 degrees, the temperature inside a car can quickly climb to between 130 to 172 degrees.


In 1907, a Boston attorney created a cup made from paper, so it could be thrown away. At the time, there were no disposable paper tissues, paper towels, paper plates…nothing like it. He called it the “Health Kup” and in 1912, Smithsonian Magazine even called the cup a “life-saving technology,” that will help stop the spread of disease. For ten years the brand did NOT fly off the shelves. Then in 1918 the Spanish flu tore through the U.S., the Health Kup was rebranded to the Dixie Cup, an advertising campaign was launched, stressing that uncounted germs cluster and breed on glass…influenza, pneumonia, diphtheria and worse, and the rest is history.


Fourth of July – Flags were flying all over our small towns for the Fourth. The flags in the esplanade downtown LJ and in front of Walmart are sponsored by businesses associated with Brazosport Breakfast Lion’s Club. (See our Thank-You Sponsors ad on page 9. You can be a sponsor!) Castleberry Insurance, American Realty and State Farm had flags around the perimeters of their buildings. In my neighborhood, several of us lined our front yards and the entrance of the subdivision with flags, the same way we do our lights at Christmas. All over town, people were flying flags in their front yards. There was a small but mighty boat parade down Oyster Creek, blasting air horns and showing off creatively decorated boats. It was great. Had I known about it I would have joined them in my kayak. It was an inspiration, leaving me wondering if we really needed fireworks.  We celebrated the red, white, and blue in a different way this year, with sincere appreciation for the things we have.


Wash or wipe your groceries before you put them up. Just pretend that every item has been touched by someone with the virus. We set up a station on the kitchen table. Every sack is put on the floor, then groceries are placed on the table to dry before we put them up. Don’t forget your reusable sacks, too. It may not be a perfect solution, but it’s what we have. Remember that the virus remains in charge, we are just along for the ride. Hang in there, my friends. Thanks for reading us. If you want The Source Weekly sent directly to your inbox each week, just let us know. It’s FREE. 979-285-9200

Lisa

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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