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What I Heard This Week! 05-07-2020

What I Heard This Week May 6, 2020

This morning I spotted a box in my closet. Not just ‘A Box’, but a box of two t-shirts that I had purchased when they put them on sale, and I had forgotten about them. I needed to wait for the right season. So today, I left the house in a new shirt but neglected to cut the plastic tag, then when I tried to get it off in the car, I couldn’t, so I decided to wear it proudly like Minnie Pearl. I dropped off a report at Brazosport Chamber and talked to President Sandra Shaw as she arrived…then to Champagne’s and dropped off an envelope where I spoke to three people…then to the post office where I stood in line for a few minutes so I could personally say hello to Freida and Dawn before I handed over the monthly bills…all with my tag hanging out. When I walked into my office, Hailey was truly kind to point it out. I hated to tell her that I was pretending to be Minnie Pearl because Hailey is in her 20’s and probably wouldn’t know what the heck I was talking about.


I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I do not want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?


In Kentucky, two pop-up tents were erected in a convenience store parking lot with a big sign reading, COVID-19 Testing Here. Workers in white hazmat suits were swabbing mouths of drive-through patients and charging $240 each. It was a con. There are fraudsters and swindlers everywhere now. The FDA has issued warning letters to many companies peddling unproven treatments or tests. There are unregistered disinfectants and sanitizers that falsely claim to protect against the virus. In Austin, the FBI shut down a website selling “vaccine kits” in exchange for a shipping charge of $4.95. In Georgia, a 49-year-old was arrested in a scheme where he planned to submit $1.1 million in fraudulent Medicare claims for COVID-19 testing. The IRS is warning that hackers are looking to steal your financial information from tax professionals. Now is NOT the time to trust people that you do not know. Check out everything. Be careful. The IRS will not call you. Anyone that does call you that IS legitimate, will not mind you hanging up the phone and checking them out to see if they are legit.


The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants, bras and baths are required.


It is time to put out the hummingbird feeders. It’s a battle on the feeder I placed outside my kitchen window, (so the cats and I can watch.) They even buzz close to where I’m sitting when the feeder is low on syrup. I was surprised to learn that there is other wildlife that enjoy the sweet liquid in feeders in addition to the hummers. Chickadees, Goldfinches, Woodpeckers, bats, butterflies, insects, lizards, moths, (and of course the racoons and squirrels) all have a bit of a sweet tooth. That is why it is nice to have additional feeding stations or a hummingbird garden, so they do not have to share. Last week, I called my sister in Elgin about 7pm. To set up the scene for you, her front porch overlooks a pasture with horses, cows and a tank (and wildflowers right now) – spectacular. She was armed with a glass of wine and so was I, both of us sitting on our porches and watching hummingbirds dance around feeders. We had the nicest visit, taking pictures of birds, squirrels and flowers, as the sun went down. Nice idea for Mother’s Day – either a hummingbird feeder or bird feeder so your Mom or Mom substitute, can have the same enjoyment. (Since I wrote this, I ordered my mom a feeder, bag of food and sent it to Waco.)


On April 30th, 1951, Tony Bennett had his first number One hit “Because of You.”


Wonderful Word with No English Equivalent: Kummerspeck (German), Kummer (grief) and Speck (bacon or lard) so it translates literally as ‘grief bacon’. Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Since our COVID-19 confinement to home, we have gained a lot of kummerspeck.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer director Barbra Streisand is 78. Actor Jack Nicholson is 83. Singer Kelly Clarkson is 38. Actress Robin Wright is 54. Talk show Host David Letterman is 73. Actress Elinor Donahue is 83. Father Knows Best. Rock musician Alan Price is 78. The Animals. Actor Tim Curry is 74. Actress Kate Hudson is 41. Actor Alex Cord is 87. Archangel in Airwolf. Singer Frankie Valli is 86.


Cartoonist Mort Drucker, known for his iconic illustrations for MAD Magazine, died at 91. Jerry Bishop, voiceover artist for commercials for Burger King, Coors, Budweiser and the off-camera announcer for Judge Judy since it debuted, died at age 84, of heart disease. Harold Reid, of The Statler Brothers, died of kidney failure at 80. Johnny Cash hired them as his opening act in 1963. And their big hit in 1965, was Flowers on the Wall.


Former Harry Potter star Rupert Grint, 31, and his girlfriend of nine years, are expecting a baby.


After taking a deposit to the bank last week and delivering more papers to H-E-B, I was drawn to Wendy’s for a ‘single’ with cheese, extra lettuce and tomatoes and an order of fries.  March and April were long months and I felt the need for something to eat that did not come from my kitchen. It was SO delicious. While I was waiting in the drive-thru I was answering a text to my sister when the car in front of me pulled away, so I stuck the phone under my leg. Well, when I did that, my phone (unprovoked) took a picture of my leg and sent it to my siblings group text. After I got back to my office, I apologized to them, then added that I must be getting old, but I admitted having a cell phone is so much easier than it was in our 20’s when we had to climb up on top of the copy machine. Needless to say, I got some laughs from my family. Note: I personally never did that, but I heard a lot about it. 😊


While the food supplies for rodents living near human households has remained pretty much the same, rats deprived of their food sources outside restaurants, airports and malls, have resorted to cannibalism by invading nearby rodent colonies and eating their own. A recent video showed areas of the French Quarters overrun by rats searching for food. It is not pretty.


You have only a once in a lifetime opportunity to stay at home, lying in front of TV to save the world. Do not mess it up.


A while back, I asked you what your favorite nonessential kitchen gadget was. You know, the thing you cannot live without. That is a hard one for me because it depends on the meal, but I love my lemon & orange juicers, using them several times a week. My handheld blender for soups and my handmade pottery grater for ginger and garlic make life easier. If you ask me tomorrow, I am sure I will have a different answer because since we have been confined to home, I have started using more items normally stuck in a drawer or cabinet, like my rice cooker. It is great. Sticky rice in 20 minutes, no mess or babysitting the pot. But the product I want to tell you about today is the OXO adjustable temperature electric kettle with the sexy gooseneck spout, that is perfect for my coffee pour-overs every morning. It heats up in a matter of minutes. My daughter brought it back from college. Because she appreciates the design so much, she had gifted me with the same non-electric kettle last year. It is beautiful but just takes longer to heat up. It is going to be a weird Mother’s Day this year, so do not forget Mom.


Tonight at 7pm, my son was supposed to have a commencement ceremony to celebrate his graduation from University of Houston. Unfortunately, two-plus months ago our lives changed, and he reluctantly packed up ‘some’ of his stuff and arrived on our doorstep. I am so proud of him and the great attitude he has shown me during this time. He had to accept that there may be no job opportunities, no trips with friends and the difficult fact that nothing is the same. If you know of a graduate, please do not forget them this year. Yes, this is life and life isn’t always fun, but drop them a note, email, text or phone call and let them know that their success is not just a piece of paper or a ceremony. It is the journey, the friends, family, plus the trials and tribulations of life, that form the person that they can and will be.


Speaking of Mango Sticky Rice, if you have not tried it, then you need to. This recipe is so easy, and so delicious. We made extra so we could enjoy it again the next day.
Mango Sticky Rice:
1 cup uncooked rice (we used jasmine).
1 can well-stirred canned ‘unsweetened’ coconut milk (not lite, not pina colada mix ).
1/3 to 1/2 cup sugar
Pinch of salt
1 tablespoon sesame seeds toasted lightly (optional)
1-2 mangoes, peeled, pitted, and cut into thin slices.
Wash rice well in several changes of cold water until water is clear, then cook according to directions on package. While rice cooks (hello, rice cooker), bring coconut milk to medium heat, stirring in sugar until dissolved. Remove from heat. Mold servings of rice on dessert plates. Drizzle with sauce, sprinkle with sesame seeds (optional) and lay mango slices on plates. If this still seems like too much work, then order from Big Thai in LJ. Theirs is delicious.


People are so mad about not being able to go anywhere. Please. I was grounded about 90% of the time between 7th and 12th grade. I trained for this.


While listening to talk-radio on the way home this week, the interviewer asked, “where is the government getting the $1200 stimulus money that they are sharing with people, along with the Payroll Protection Program money that they are providing for small businesses?” An incredibly good question that I have speculated on, several times. This guy had the best response I have heard so far…he stated that they are either ‘pulling it out of thin air’ OR there is a room in the back where they are printing what they need. Then I had to leave the car and I did not get to hear the rest of the story, but I bet it was good.


☹…I have missed the LJ library so much. I was so excited to find out curbside pickup is available in LJ – they will now deliver books to your car, weekdays from noon to 5pm. Librarians are superheroes, too. Another four-legged creature has tested positive for coronavirus. I told you about the tigers at the Bronx Zoo, but now it is a pug named Winston that lives in N.C. His family says that he got the virus because he licks all the dinner plates. The Pentagon released footage of UFO’s last week and no one seems to care too much. I guess we just have too much other stuff to think and worry about…


I will bet a million dollars the people that stockpiled toilet paper rolls are the same people who speed up when you are trying to pass them in a passing lane.


There are many advantages to working from home…PJ’s, shirts and jackets without the pants, less money spent on gas, less commute time and more…but word on the street is that companies are finding lower productivity and awkward technology means that the office might actually be the better workplace for most folks because they just can’t handle the learning curve when it comes to keeping things appropriate when working from home. A Spanish TV anchor was on report and in conversation from his home when a very scantily clad woman (ahhh, another journalist) walked by in the background…bra and nude panties, not a business suit, but it looked like she was wearing half of nothing. He says he broke up with another girl before this, so it is not cheating. He said. She said. I would say he is not ‘working from home’ material.


Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.


2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, 10 years in April and May could last forever. We do not have a clue. Hang in there and find something to sell. We need you!

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! May 10, 2018

What I Heard This Week May 10, 2018

First off, Happy Mother’s Day to all great moms out there. Since both of my children will be in college this fall, I have to say that it has given me ample time to sit and think about the job I, and my village of friends, coworkers and others, have accomplished.  Well, I’m pleased with the results so far. People comment occasionally that I gave up my personal life to raise my kids. I didn’t. I simply took the job seriously and realized that I signed up for this – for better or worse, so I should work hard to make it better since I planned to be with these kids for a long, long time. There are no reruns in child rearing. Most important is to turn off the TV and spend TIME with them. If you don’t know how to do something, then read a book. I read, and I read and I’m still reading. Books on raising strong girls that will rock the world; strong boys that not only have respect for themselves, but for those around them, and vice versa. Gage and Anne-Elisabeth, I am so proud of you two and all the great things you are doing in these new chapters of your lives. Thank-you for allowing me the privilege of being your mom…it’s the most important job I have had or will ever have. I love you.


Here’s to STRONG WOMEN. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. – unknown


Don’t MARRY A MAN unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him. – unknown


The very popular Yeti cooler company recently cut ties with the National Rifle Association and say that they will no longer sell products to The NRA Foundation. Huh?  Well, that’s their right. My gut tells me that this will not be a good business decision, but, I have always heard that success is about opportunity and timing. With that in mind, RTIC Coolers took advantage of this situation and posted the 2nd Amendment. Some Yeti owners, because of their unhappiness at this decision, have started blowing up their VERY EXPENSIVE coolers. Sounds silly. Wouldn’t a better idea be to donate them to your local law enforcement for their convenience and all the work they do for our community.


Former Marine colonel, Oliver North, who became a household name in the 80’s in the Iran-Contra scandal, has been announced as the next president of the National Rifle Association.


It’s easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. – Frederick Douglas


In 1983, Magic Island opened in Houston. You remember the well-recognized building on the SW Frwy near Greenbriar, with the huge pharaoh’s head on the roof. It was a private club before going public and in its heyday, there were magic shows, music, fine dining and drinks. The building was loaded with Egyptian artifacts and was so much fun to enter the elevator and have it take you down (or was it up?)  The unexpected was a little scary, too. My son spent several birthdays there because he loved magic. The building has been empty for years. The inside is covered in crude graffiti, there was a fire during Hurricane Ike and scavengers and street people have done their damage and vandalized over the years with broken marble and glass strewn about. New owner, Mohammad Athari, an area neurologist, plans to start from scratch, tear everything out (there isn’t even any electrical wire left inside) and “bring it back to life just like it was when it was new.” I hope that his dream becomes a reality.


Senator John McCain is reportedly nearing the end of his life and wants it known that he does not want Trump at his funeral. I can think of a couple of people that I don’t want at my funeral, but my plan is to just haunt them after I’m gone. Move, hide things in their home and turn the TV back on during the night. Like a mischievous guardian angel. Hah. McCain also said that he wishes he had not picked former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as a running mate in 2008. Never look back. Read my lipstick.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rock musician Ace Frehley is 67. Former lead guitarist and co-founding member of Kiss. Pop singer Sheena Easton is 59. U Got the Look, with Prince. Actress singer Anne-Margaret is 77. Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno is 68. Actress Penelope Cruz is 44. TV home improvement personalities Drew and Jonathan Scott are 40. I just love them. Disgraced financier Bernard Madoff is 80. Largest Ponzi scheme in world history and largest financial fraud in US history. Now serving a 150-year prison sentence. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is 64. Actress Kate Mulgrew is 63. Star Trek.

Rock musician Bill Kreutzmann is 72. Grateful Dead. Actor Michael E. Knight is 59. Tad Martin on All My Children. Architect I.M. Pei is 101. The Louvre Pyramid, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Comedian Carol Burnett is 85. I LOVE HER. First Lady Melania Trump is 48. Actor Channing Tatum is 38. Singer Willie Nelson is 85. Actor Perry King is 70. Riptide.

Recently retired actor Daniel Day-Lewis is 61.  He is one of the most celebrated actors of our time. The only man to ever win three Best Actor Academy Awards, who carefully picked his roles – he’s only starred in five films since 1998. My daughter and I just watched ‘Phantom Thread’ last week and we both agreed that it was one of the most beautiful films we had ever seen but also one of the strangest stories.

Actress Michelle Pfeiffer is 60. Scarface. Dangerous Liaisons. The Fabulous Baker Boys. Actress Eve Plumb is 60. Jan Brady on The Brady Bunch. Singer Carnie Wilson is 50. Wilson Phillips. Actress Uma Thurman is 48. International Tennis Hall of Fame Andre Agassi is 48. Singer Frankie Valli is 84. Singer Christopher Cross is 67.  Singer Lance Bass is 39. ‘N Sync.



Music legend Bob Dylan, turning 76, is now a whiskey distiller at a 140-year-old church in Tennessee.  It’s called “Heaven’s Door.” Dylan released a straight bourbon whiskey, a double barrel and a straight rye. Dylan knows his whiskey and says, “This is great whiskey!”  Sales of American whiskey has grown 52-percent over the past five years.


Mom Note #5 – You are entitled to food, clothing, shelter and medical attention. Anything else that you get is a privilege.


Found on Facebook: Co-Worker Says: “Have you watched anything good lately?” Mother of Young Child Replies:I’ve been really into Moana. Paw Patrol is getting kind of predictable but I’m waiting to see if season 5 is better. Also, the music in Trolls is pretty good.”  I remember those days. At our house, it was Little Bear based on character, honesty and love along with Duck, Cat, Owl, Hen, No Feet the snake & Emily, The Wiggles (we spent my birthday at a Wiggles concert one year), Arthur, the 8-year-old aardvark third grader, Blue’s Clues – an animated blue-spotted dog named Blue, Mail-time, mail-time, mail-time! Polly Pockets, Furbies, Game Boy, Babysitters Club, Babe (because baby pigs grow so fast, 48 little piggies were used during filming for the role of Babe), Mrs. Doubtfire, Home Alone, Toy Story, The Lion King, and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. STOPPPPPPPP! I’m sorry. I can tell that I’m getting nostalgic because my daughter is graduating from high school this year. I’ve have definitely enjoyed being a mother!


When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always must think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren


Recently, my daughter and I strutted our stuff through The Museum of Fine Arts in Houston to ‘ooh and aww’ at  The Glamour and Romance of Oscar de la Renta; a collection of nearly 70 ensembles once worn by celebrities, fashion icons and dignitaries. It was very nice.


Don’t raise your kids to have more than you had, raise them to be more than you were.


Raising strong boys requires knowing when to move in and when to pull back, when to rescue and when to let them fail. Dr. Meg Meeker


No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you’re the only one who knows what my heart sounds like from the inside. – unknown


Remember “Overboard” with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. She was an arrogant, rich heiress who falls overboard, suffers a head injury then loses her memory, and he is the poor hired help that she treated so poorly. Because of the memory loss, Russell convinces Hawn that they are married so she is forced to see the world through his eyes. There’s a remake of the movie out now where the sexes are reversed; a little twist where it’s the rich Latin playboy and an ill-treated carpet cleaner who convinces him that they’re a couple.  What I heard was the remake is entertaining but dull and lacks believability. So, just rent the original and enjoy a good laugh.


Congratulations to Bob Sipple – new Mayor of Lake Jackson.


Bay Area Regional Health Care has shut their doors. It is the second closure of a Houston area hospital in the last six months.


All my life, I have enjoyed a good western. I guess westerns may not be that popular or politically correct now but there is something so appealing about a good ‘ol cowboy movie; it’s part of our history, all those cowboys and Indians fighting and killing each other.  I  don’t care, I just love the good, the bad and the ugly guys. So, who are some of the greatest “western” movie stars of all time. John Wayne gets my first vote. I bet if you Google cowboy, a picture of John Wayne will appear. Of the 140 films he made, 83 were westerns. I loved True Grit. My second favorite is actor and director, Clint Eastwood. He has given us some of the best movies of all time. Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Gary Cooper in High Noon. Jimmy Stewart in The Man Who Shot Liberty Vance. Henry Fonda in The Cheyenne Social Club.  Charles Bronson in The Magnificent Seven. James Arness in Gunsmoke. One of my personal favorites is Lee Marvin with that beautiful hair playing dual roles in Cat Ballou. I never, ever get tired of watching that movie. James Garner in Maverick. Steve McQueen in The Magnificent Seven. Ben Johnson. He was an actual world champion rodeo cowboy before he was a star. Chuck Connors in The Rifleman. OK, here’s another personal favorite – Sam Elliott. He is absolutely my picture of a perfect man. That thick mustache and deep voice; I think I’m perspiring. Walter Brennan. Glenn Ford. Robert Mitchum. Kirk Douglas. Roy Rogers. Robert Duvall. Lorne Green. Michael Landon. Lee Majors. Slim Pickens. Fess Parker. And of course, Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid which btw, also happened to have a small role played by Sam Elliott.  I know that really doesn’t count but it’s my column. Who have I forgotten? (Tom proofed my column and reminded me of Yul Brynner and James Coburn.) Heck, how could I forget James Coburn


Teacher Appreciation Week – don’t forget to hug a teacher. Their happiness depends on how well you are raising your children. Nurse’s Appreciation Week – don’t forget to hug a nurse. Sometimes they don’t have very nice patients.


Armed Forces Day concert at Haak Vineyards & Winery in Santa Fe, May 18th at 7pm. Tickets are $7. www.haakwine.com. If you’ve never been, I can tell you, go.


Remember, your greatest contribution may not be something you do but someone you raise. Have a great Mother’s Day and thanks for reading this. Lisa

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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