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What I Heard This Week 04-06-2023

What I Heard This Week April 5, 2023

It’s Easter time and eggs are in abundance. Do you know how to properly peel a boiled egg? Well, I just read how and I’m willing to share this information. Boil your eggs however you want; add a bit of vinegar, a little lemon juice, a teaspoon of baking soda, or a pinch of salt, because all these additions help make it easier to peel boiled eggs. Slightly older eggs are easier to peel, but it’s hard to plan having old eggs available in your refrigerator. Start with water that’s already boiling. Ahh. This was not what I was taught, but this new article said that slow-cooked egg whites tend to bond with the membrane on the inside of an eggshell, and we don’t want that to happen. Cook for 10-12 minutes, then cool them in an ice bath or a bowl of very cold water for at least five minutes. Set a timer and do not disturb. Once they’re cool enough to handle, fill a clean bowl with room temperature water, and submerge the eggs, then gently start cracking the shells on the edge of the bowl. Gently. Once cracked, the water will help to separate both the membrane and the shell from the egg white, making it easier to peel. Then I want you to finely crush or grind your shells (I leave mine in a box in the garage drying until I have a bunch to work with), then throw them into your compost, or crush into larger pieces and sprinkle them (along with your coffee grounds) around your garden plants to stop crawling bugs and insects like slugs, snails, caterpillars (they don’t like to crawl over the pieces.) A fun and environmentally-friendly way to start your seedlings is to use the larger half pieces of shell, fill them with dirt and garden seeds, then plant the whole thing in the garden when they’re big enough to put out. The shell will eventually decompose, and you have just upcycled something you already had on hand, which is great for the garden. What a deal.


What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.


This was just posted to Instagram: “Bodega was founded on creativity and curiosity; from exotic snacks to creative specials and an ever-changing variety of desserts. Opening a month prior to the Global Pandemic, we are no strangers to perseverance. It was your support that has allowed us to sustain this long. Unfortunately, during the delayed and extended road construction we have experienced a reduction of nearly half our business making it impossible for us to continue. We thank all of you for your continued love and support.” I have told you in this column (several times) that they have the absolute best chicken salad in town. This road construction has been horrible for so many businesses. It was difficult to just get from our cars to the office without eating a lot of dirt. The pandemic was horrible for so many businesses. People think it’s over, but the effects will be with us for a long time. I am very sad to hear this. Be sure to go by before Saturday and tell them thank you. They will be missed. BODEGA – Downtown Lake Jackson. ☹


When you cook, sprinkle your salt from about a foot above your food. Chefs call this technique raining because it distributes the salt more evenly. I say it’s a good way to make a mess in your kitchen. I spilled a container of corn meal last night and I don’t think I will ever be able to get it all out of my grout lines.


When tennis balls are no longer usable, ship them free to RecycleBalls.org. They partner with Wilson Sporting Goods to collect/recycle/reuse by turning them into tennis courts, stucco… Note: Tennis balls, like many things we use each day, do not EVER decompose.


Do you know why tennis balls are now yellow instead of white? When broadcasting in color came into our homes, it was hard to track the balls especially when they fell near the white court lines, so the International Tennis Federation did a study and found that yellow tennis balls were easier for home viewers to see on TV.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:  Many former child actors are included this week. Actor Patricia Arquette is 54. Actor Taran Noah Smith of Home Improvement is 38. Actor Jennie Garth of Beverly Hills 90210 is 50. Actor Nancy McKeon of The Facts of Life is 56. Actor Keshia Knight Pulliam of The Cosby Show is 44. Rudy Huxtable. Actor Kristen Stewart of Twilight is 33. Actor Elle Fanning of Because of Winn-Dixie is 25. Singer Jackie Evancho is 23. Singer-actor AJ Michalka of Aly and AJ is 32. Actor Daisy Ridley of Star Wars is 31. Actor Ricky Schroder is 53. Actor Abigail Breslin of Little Miss Sunshine is 27. Actor Emma Watson of Harry Potter is 33. Singer Agnetha Faltskog of ABBA is 72. (Now I’m going to be humming Dancing Queen all afternoon.) Country singer Pat Green is 50. Rapper-producer Pharrell Williams is 49.

Actor Robert Downey Jr. is 57. Guitarist Izzy Stradlin of Guns N’ Roses is 60. Singer Julian Lennon is 59. Actor Billy Dee Williams of Star Wars is 85. Actor Marilu Henner of Taxi is 70. Actor Paul Rudd is 53. Singer Charlie Thomas of The Drifters is 85. Movie director Francis Ford Coppola is 84. Actor Marsha Mason is 80. The Goodbye Girl. Singer-guitarist John Oates of Hall and Oates is 74. Singer Janis Ian is 71. Actor Jackie Chan is 68. Actor Russell Crowe is 58. Singer Wayne Newton is 80. Singer Tony Orlando is 78. Actor Alec Baldwin is 64. Actor David Hyde Pierce of Frasier is 63. Comedian-actor Eddie Murphy is 61. Singer Leona Lewis is 37. Actor Craig T. Nelson is 78. Talk show host David Letterman is 76. Have you seen My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman, on Netflix? It is really good.

Actor Joel Grey is 91. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in 1973 for his performance as the Master of Ceremonies in the 1972 film version of Cabaret which also had Liza Minnelli win Best Actress and Bob Fosse win Best Director, although Cabaret lost the Best Picture to The Godfather. For that same role, Grey also won a BAFTA award for The Most Promising Newcomer to Leading Film Roles and Best Supporting Actor awards from the Golden Globes, Kansas City Film Critics Circle, National Board of Review of Motion PicturesNational Society of Film Critics, and a Tony Award for his original stage performance six years prior, making him one of only ten people who have won both a Tony Award and an Academy Award for the same role.


NASA named four astronauts – three Americans and one Canadian – one woman, three men, all in their 40’s, who will fly around the moon late next year, then turn around and come right back home. This has never been done before… we have never seen the back side of the moon… the dark side of the moon. This exercise is in preparation of an actual lunar landing taking place one year later. They will be the first to fly NASA’s Orion capsule, with three of the astronauts having lived on the International Space Station.  “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”


When you are going to ice a cake, put it in the freezer for 30 minutes before. You won’t pick up as many crumbs when you spread the frosting.


If you lightly coat chocolate chips or blueberries with flour before you add them to your batter, they won’t sink to the bottom when cooked. I made muffins last night because I had a few bananas that were on the ripe side. I added shredded coconut, blueberries, a diced apple with the peeling, dried cherries, oatmeal, and then something new…dried powdered beets. Before you wrinkle your nose and think to yourself, “Ew, ugh, eww, clech, ick, yech or gross,” I want you to know that the taste is quite nice. but then again, I love beets. I will use this again… to make my Red Devil breakfast muffins! 😊 Actually, next time I’m going to add cacao powder to give it a little chocolate flavor … especially since chocolate strengthens the heart. At least that’s what I tell myself. Plus, I never seem to have a problem getting rid of my mistakes when I’m cooking.


The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we’ve surrounded ourselves with that limits our thoughts and beliefs. Siobhan Shaw


Finland has become the 31st member of the NATO security alliance, doubling the length of member states’ borders with Russia. Finland’s white-and-blue flag joined the circle of 30 other flags. It means if Finland were invaded or attacked, all NATO members, including the US, would come to its aid. “One for all and all for one,” said NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg. Finland brings a well-equipped and trained, active armed force of about 30,000, with 250,000 reserves on call.


If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.


You heard about the movie, Cocaine Bear, a horror comedy based on the true story of a 175-pound black bear found dead near a duffle bag, a few empty packages, and $2 million in cocaine that had been dropped from a plane by a drug smuggler in 1985. The drug smuggler was a former police officer and lawyer who eventually crashed the plane in Tennessee, with more cocaine and cash. They made a movie and it’s a great success. Well, have you heard of cocaine cat? In January, in Cincinnati, a big wild cat escaped from his owner’s car during a police stop. Responders were able to retrieve 30-pound Amiry from a tree and bring him to a shelter, where a medical team called in an expert (whose credentials include working on the Tiger King case), to identify his species. They suspected he was a serval, a long-legged, big-eared wild cat native to Africa… and illegal to own in Ohio. The medical team took a DNA sample, and he was indeed a serval, and just happened to test positive for cocaine. No, it’s not a movie. Yet. Amiry has been placed with the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden and is acclimating to his new environment. He is young, curious, and eating well, but we sure have a bunch of losers in our midst. I believe we are supposed to take care of the old, the children and the animals.


I have to work with young people today so that we try and raise new generations to look after this poor old planet better than we have, before it’s too late. – Jane Goodall


Times have changed, people. A proposed sexual health bill in Florida could see young girls banned from discussing periods and menstruation in school until 6th grade. The bill is likely to be signed into law by their governor. Times have changed. I did a little research. Obesity in children has tripled in the past 30 years, which could be part of the cause of earlier maturity. Fat cells make estrogen so the more estrogen your body makes, the more female sex hormone you have. Little girls are starting their periods and maturing earlier and earlier. Also mentioned was possible chemical exposure; chemicals found in everything from beauty products to furniture. Pesticides are on so many foods. Food preservatives, soy products, the plastic that lines food cans, plastic food storage containers and eating containers, and maybe even the nonstick coating on your frying pan, along with social and psychological stress. The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services Office of Women’s Health says that “A girl may start her period anytime between 8 and 15,” which means a little girl could start her period in the third grade. I was still playing with dolls in 6th grade, so times have changed. I know you folks don’t want to talk about this, but the first day of a girl’s period is a pretty scary day, even if you have had the best mom (or dad) in the world that prepared you. Most don’t. Surely some readers remember that day. I know I do. I didn’t have a mom that talked to me. As human beings, we don’t need to talk less about periods and the way a body actually functions, we need to talk MORE. Why are we acting like it’s something we should be ashamed of? It is a life function allowing people to have babies – oh, wait, I forgot. It’s the responsibility of the woman once she gets pregnant. The rules are changing so fast, I’m having a hard time keeping up. ☹ I want you to know that I am feeling very blessed this Easter. I hope you are too.

Lisa


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What I Heard This Week 05-19-2022

What I Heard This Week May 18, 2022

This may be a pretty sensitive subject for some, and of course I’m sure I will catch some flack, but oh, well. If it seems to be a delicate matter for you, then read ahead to Natalie Portman’s new children’s book, or silliness about Barbie movies and sport bras, which ARE very important. But now I need to ask, why, oh, why, is there no birth control for men. Let me say here at the beginning, that I don’t believe abortion should be used as birth control, but there are so many situations where it is completely and totally unexpectedly necessary. On June 23, 1960, female hormonal contraceptives gave women new control over reproductive health with the approval of the pill. In fact, women now have many options for birth control. There’s the pill, patch, contraceptive sponge, diaphragm, Depo-Provera shot, NuvaRing vaginal ring, and intrauterine devices, or IUDs. For men, there are still just two effective methods: a condom (12 for $10.99 and with real-life use are 85% effective), a vasectomy (about $1000, but expensive to reverse – $6000 – $25,000 and insurance may not cover), or otherwise, a wing-and-a-prayer (free, but stupid and not recommended). Don’t YOU think birth control for men needs to have priority really soon? Suddenly government wants to take the abortion choice away from women or arrest them, creating a world where they are made to be totally responsible for a human being that took two people to create… not just one person. Do you think the Supreme Court will now want to decide whether men should or should not, have a vasectomy, to be determined by whether they impregnated a woman? No! Of course not. And after conception, would you even consider arresting them for their pleasure. But it seems rather fair to me. What woman should ever be forced to stay pregnant if she doesn’t believe that it is the right time or situation for her to bring a child into the world. Some women will still have an abortion, no matter the cost or the inconvenience of time and circumstances, but the disadvantaged and underserved community will suffer, and taxpayers (that’s me and YOU) will then bear the cost of unexpected children. Along with grandparents that now so often step in to raise their grandchildren. Some voluntarily, and some out of sheer necessity.


Pharmaceutical companies don’t think male birth control will make money (hmmm, I wonder why), and there is huge concern that men couldn’t be trusted to take male birth control (hmmm, I wonder why). But there is more to the story. Women produce one egg a month while men produce 1,000 sperm per second.  I copied that exactly. Hormone therapy would probably work well in most men, but it could fail to produce effective contraception in a high enough percentage of men, for drug companies to feel confident about FDA approval, therefore they don’t want to spend the money needed to develop the drug. The liver also breaks down testosterone so quickly that orally-taken testosterone contraceptives don’t work, so the medication would need to take the form of an injection (tell that to a guy) or a cream, which supposedly men find less attractive than a pill. I’m sure there is more to this story, but I’m afraid that I’m not willing to support a situation that’s not broken, at least until someone comes along with more and better solutions.


The Sports Bra (yes, that spells bra) is a Sports Bar & Restaurant in Portland, Oregon. Their goal is to support, promote, and invest in the women who are changing the game. They feature a Freeland Spirits, a woman owned distillery, for their signature cocktails. Their menu is a little different than most, made from scratch for vegans, vegetarians, gluten and dairy free, if you need it. They strive to build a community that embraces, celebrates, and empowers girls and women, on and off the field. It’s a place of belonging, acceptance, and celebration for all. They also welcome kids, as they believe exposing them to women’s sports can have lasting impacts on their understanding of equity in sports and in life. The idea behind The Sports Bra is that the smallest, simplest changes can have the most dramatic impact. That’s how they came up with the name, they just took the regular sports bar, switched around two letters and got The Sports Bra! Texas, are you listening? One simple change can make the difference.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor-Director Richard Benjamin is 84. Actor Barbara Parkins of Peyton Place & Valley of the Dolls is 80. Songwriter Bernie Taupin is 72. He wrote most of Elton John’s songs during their songwriting partnership. Dame Joan Henrietta Collins aka Joan Collins is 89. Actor Lauren Chapin of Father Knows Best is 77.  Kathy Anderson aka Kitten. Actor Todd Bridges of Diff’rent Strokes is 57. Bassist Dana Williams of Diamond Rio is 61. Comedian Drew Carey is 64. Comedian Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong is 84. Musician Bob Dylan is 81. Singer Patti LaBelle is 78. Actor Priscilla Presley is 77. Actor Helena Bonham Carter is 56. Actor Peri Gilpin of Frasier is 61. Actor Cathy Silvers of Happy Days is 61. Actor Brandon Cruz of The Courtship of Eddie’s Father is 60. Jenny Piccolo. Actor Carroll Baker is 91.

Singer Rosanne Cash is 67. Country singer Jessi Colter is 79. I’m Not Lisa. My Name is Julie. Actor-singer Leslie Uggams is 79. Director-Muppetteer Frank Oz is 78. Actor Karen Valentine is 75. Room 222. (She was so cute.) Actor Connie Sellecca is 67. Sportscaster Brent Musburger is 83. Drummer Garry Peterson of The Guess Who is 77. Singer Stevie Nicks is 74. Actor Philip Michael Thomas of Miami Vice is 73. Actor Pam Grier is 73. Foxy Brown & Jackie Brown. Country singer Hank Williams Jr. is 73. Actor Genie Francis of General Hospital is 60. Actor Louis Gossett Jr. is 86. Jazz singer Dee Dee Bridgewater is 72. Singer Gladys Knight is 78. Singer Billy Vera is 78. At This Very Moment.

Actor Lee Meriwether is 87. Winner of Miss San Francisco, Miss California, & Miss America 1955 pageant, played Buddy Ebsen’s secretary in the 1970s crime drama Barnaby Jones and was also known for her portrayal of Catwoman, replacing Julie Newmar in the film version of Batman in 1966. She was also Lily on 80’s revival of The Munsters. Singer John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival is 77. He is listed on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of 100 Greatest Songwriters and the list of 100 Greatest Singers. His songs include “Proud Mary“, “Bad Moon Rising“, “Fortunate Son“, “Green River“, “Down on the Corner“, “Who’ll Stop the Rain“, “Centerfield” and “The Old Man Down the Road.


If men could get pregnant, birth control would be from gumball machines and bacon or beer-flavored.


Poms, the movie, is a comedy about a group of women who form a cheerleading squad at their retirement community, proving that you’re never too old to ‘bring it!’ Diane Keaton (the best), Jacki Weaver (Silver Linings Playbook), Pam Grier (Jackie Brown), Rhea Perlman (Cheers), Cecelia Weston, and Alisha Boe. The movie is based on a real group of women from Sun City Arizona that started a cheerleading group in 1979. It is a really cute, and touching movie, but not for young kids. It shows you can embrace life at any age, but that your mouth might still need for your mom to wash your mouth out with soap on occasion. Or maybe most old women talk that way because they can’t remember the correct words to use. I’m raising my eyebrows right now.


The Vatican is the only nation on earth with a zero-birth rate. Most of the nations on earth are independent of each other while others depend on each other, especially small states like the Vatican. Vatican City is a country – in fact, it is the smallest country in the world.


For the first time, scientists and researchers are growing tiny little seedlings in moon soil (aka regolith) collected by NASA’s Apollo astronauts decades ago in the 1960’s and 70’s. They planted thale cress in moon soil, lifeless for billions of years, that had been returned by Apollo 11’s Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, and other moonwalkers. Actually, samples from the Apollo 12 and 17 missions fared the best. Thale cress, or Arabidopsis thaliana, is a small flowering plant (aka weed) related to broccoli, watercress, cauliflower, and kale, and not especially tasty, but it can complete its entire lifecycle in six weeks. Good news. Every little seed germinated.


Why are they called hemorrhoids? They should be called asteroids! The laugh, giggle, and hoot this week is compliments of Dave Mayberry.


You don’t have to stifle your beliefs around here.” Rolling Stone Magazine’s top editor responding to the fact that media outlets that have fallen back on traditional ground rules concerning abortion to avoid perception of bias in reporting, since the Supreme Court is now poised to eliminate a constitutional right. Some corporations and businesses now believe that it will be impossible not to be perceived as picking a political side.


Barbie lovers, mark your calendars! Warner Bros. Pictures has an upcoming movie about the iconic Mattel doll starring Margot Robbie, set to be released July 21, 2023. The same security company for Dave Chappelle’s show also oversaw the deadly Astroworld Festival. A German fisherman caught an ultra-rare bright yellow catfish that looks like a giant banana. Academy Award-winning actor, director, producer, and activist Natalie Portman has a New York Times bestselling book called Natalie Portman’s Fables. The book retells three classic fables, along with new wit and wisdom, and modern takes on timeless life lessons. From realizing that there is no “right” way to live to respecting our planet and learning what really makes someone a winner.


A 16-year-old boy died on Lake Georgetown while cliff-diving. Currently, Lake Georgetown is approximately 73.6% full, with current average level of 782.79 feet. In Spain, a 31-year-old Dutch man died while cliff-diving at the Malgrats Islands while his wife and young son filmed the moment while watching him on a nearby boat. That’s horrible. Age doesn’t help some people make better choices.


Last Friday, my baby graduated from college. She hates it when I write about her but, oh well. I’m going to do it anyway. It does seem just like yesterday that I was bribing her to quit sucking her thumb with a ‘carrot’ called Polly Pockets – little, tiny rubber dolls with tiny little rubber clothing. She set her mind, was so determined, then went three days without her thumb, but as I watched her sleep, she sucked the heck out of an imaginary thumb. After the first three days, I bribed her with an even bigger, more expensive Polly Pockets set if she could go a whole week. It worked, she got the big container of Polly Pockets, and I received less ortho expenses by her not needing a palate expander in her teens.  You have to learn which battles are worth fighting. Sucking her thumb was pretty much the worse thing she ever did, and she has been setting her mind and doing the most amazing things ever since. So, now I will toot her horn. Anne-Elisabeth graduated the top of the class from University of Houston with a Bachelor of Science in Industrial Design and a minor in Energy and Sustainability, Magna Cum Laude. Am I proud? YES! I’m still walking around grinning from ear to ear. Anne-Elisabeth will continue her education in the fall, working towards her Master’s in Environmental Management with a concentration in Environmental Economics and Policy, which by the way, has nothing to do with Industrial Design, but I think she found her love. The environment. And best of all, I didn’t have to photoshop pictures showing her playing water polo in high school, donate a building, bribe school officials, or fake her test scores. She is amazing, and I am so proud. Have a great week and thanks for reading us!

LISA


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What I Heard This Week! 12-19-2019

What I Heard This Week December 19, 2019

In March, NASA discovered that they didn’t have space suits that would fit their female astronauts for use outside the International Space Station. Hmmm. Since then, they have corrected their mistake and female astronauts Christina Koch and Jessica Meir were able to fix a malfunctioning battery charger on the exterior of the space station in what is called the first all-female spacewalk. That’s crazy. Barbie has had her own space suit for as long as I can remember. The first Barbie astronaut outfit, “Barbie Miss Astronaut,” was released in 1965, two years after Soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova became the world’s first woman to fly into space and 18 years before an American woman, Sally Ride, would follow her.


Santa has been reading your posts all year long. Most of you will be getting dictionaries this year.


The troubled Toys ‘R’ Us is planning to open 10 new stores after going into liquidation more than a year ago. The new stores have kid-height shelves in specialty spaces with about 1,500 items that will be available on site, a treehouse and a movie theatre. Bet Santa was happy to hear this.


I am so angry. That’s not showing consideration for us. It’s like they don’t care if we die.” – Houston resident Leisa Glenn, after finding out a state study that revealed a cancer cluster in her neighborhood was not disclosed to residents for nearly four months.

A ‘cancer cluster’ is a geographic area with a statistically higher than average occurrence of cancer among its residents. Historical examples of work-related cancer clusters are well documented in medical literature. Scrotal cancer among chimney sweeps in 18th century London; osteosarcoma among female watch dial painters in the 20th century; skin cancer in farmers; bladder cancer in dye workers exposed to aniline compounds, and leukemia & lymphoma in chemical workers exposed to benzene.


Comcast/Xfinity customers will see their bill rise 3.6 percent nationwide starting next week. Some programing costs will rise along with an increase to rent their equipment (which none of us want anyway, but is there a choice?)


Climate change is real and allowing for some interesting discoveries. Because of the melting permafrost, more and more parts of woolly mammoths, canines and other prehistoric animals are being discovered in Russia’s Far East. Most recently, scientists found an unusually well-preserved puppy believed to be 18,000 years old. It still had all its limbs, fur, teeth, whiskers, eyelashes – even whiskers. I saw a picture and you could even see its little black nose. Amazing. Right now, they are finishing some extensive testing to determine whether it’s a dog or a wolf pup.


Kroger has an ad that says: “The Freshest turkey that won’t cost you a wing and a drumstick”.” Cute.


My sweet office co-workers bought me a 6-pack of unusual artisan beers for Boss’s Day in October.  I had saved them in my outside refrigerator so the kids and I could do our little beer tastings when they came home from school.  On Friday night, Gage brought in a bottle with a smooth, very attractive, non-paper label and a picture of a Halloween pumpkin holding a cellphone and a coffee cup; a Prairie Ale called Basic Becky. We poured it into our glasses, smelled it and then smelled it again. What the heck were we smelling?!? A couple of sips and we were sold, but we still couldn’t figure out what the dominant smell and taste were. When all else fails, read the label. Imperial Stout with pumpkin, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, coriander, clove and caraway. I think that sums up why we couldn’t figure out what we were tasting and smelling. It was like drinking Thanksgiving, but SO much better.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actress Kim Basinger is 66. Actor Kirk Douglas is 103. Rock singer Ozzy Osbourne is 71. Actress Julianne Moore is 59. Actor Hal Williams is 85. Police Officer Smith on Sanford and Son. Pop singer Joyce Vincent-Wilson is 73. Tony Orlando and Dawn. Taylor Swift is 30. Singer Cindy Birdsong is 80. The Supremes. Actor Paul Kaye is 55. Game of Thrones. Actress Michelle Dockery is 38. Downton Abbey.


Frank Sinatra,  born on December 12, 1915, was one of the best-selling music artists of all time and sold more than 150 million records. He would be 104, just one year older than Kirk Douglas.


Danny Aiello, a New York-born stage actor who was 40 when he made his movie debut, died at 86. He was so good as Cher’s kind and clueless fiancé in Moonstruck (1987).


The former Boston College baseball player whose public battle with ALS inspired the popularity of the ice bucket challenge, died at the age of 34. He was diagnosed in 2012 and at that time, the “science was getting exciting but there was no funding” for this disease with no cure. But five years after he started the challenge (which raised over $220 million in just weeks) scientists are now much more optimistic about finding a cure.


You missed a great show at The Clarion this last weekend. Colbie Caillat and her new band, Gone West, which includes her husband Justin, her co-writer, Jason Reeves and his wife, Nelly Joy, definitely entertained the crowd. Their new music is called modern country and it’s working for them.


Which is healthier, a slice of apple pie or pumpkin pie? Apple pie tends to have a top crust and more crust means more calories, as well as saturated fat from butter or shortening, plus the sugar. Answer: pumpkin. Which is better for you, a white potato or a sweet potato?  A 4-ounce sweet potato provides 13 percent of daily fiber needs and your recommended dose of vitamin A. Skip the marshmallow topping on Christmas Day and the answer is sweet potato.


Did you know that in 1972, the FBI hired its first two female agents, a former nun and a former US marine? DID I RUN THIS BEFORE?


A camel, cow and donkey were found roaming together along a Kansas road. (Sounds more like Jerusalem) Local police asked for help in locating the owners of the “three friends traveling together (towards a Northern star).” Now, Sully the camel, Gus the donkey and Rufus the cow will appear in a Christmas Nativity scene at the same wildlife park that they escaped from last month. Great story. Sweet picture.


Not too much sets me off but, why in the world would anyone dump grease and/or oil next to my gardens in the alley behind my office? And while I’m on it, DO NOT dump your trash in business dumpsters and trashcans. We pay a fortune for city service. I watch you do it ALL THE TIME. I even have pictures of your cars and plates. If you don’t work here, then put it out at your own home or the dump.


Movies coming outLittle Women: the beloved story of the four March sisters, Oscar nod, men – hang up your macho and buy a ticket.  Cats: the music alone should be fabulous.  Bombshell: focuses on the group of women who took on former Fox News chief Roger Ailes over issues of sexual harassment – Nicole Kidman as Gretchen Carlson, John Lithgow as Ailes, and Charlize Theron as Megyn Kelly. It’s getting an Oscar nod. Jumanji: The Next Level, Richard Jewell, Knives Out, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, The Two Popes, Spies in Disguise…and many more…these are just the ones I want to see.


My daughter asked me about the love/hate relationship that most people have with fruitcake. Do you mean the tasteless bricks or the edible treats? Needless to say, I didn’t have a very good answer for her. Many years ago, I remember passing an aging fruitcake back and forth to my friend Barbara. It was a joke and each of us knew what we would be giving or receiving for Christmas those years. I have some inflatable fruitcakes in my closet to give for Christmas gifts this year. (I have an inflatable turkey, too.) I mentioned to my daughter that even a bad fruitcake is good with a nice rum bath. Then I looked it up…the name “fruitcake” can be traced back as far as the Middle Ages when dried fruits and nuts were luxuries, mainly reserved for holidays since it was considered a sign of wealth. The following is a 5-star ‘World’s Best Fruitcake Recipe.’  After all, your Christmas may need a little fruitcake – even if you already have one in your family.

14 ounces sweetened flaked coconut

8 ounces chopped sugar rolled dates

16 ounces chopped pecan pieces

8 ounces candied cherries

8 ounces diced candied pineapple

2 (14 ounce) cans sweetened condensed milk

Preheat oven 300 degrees. Place coconut, dates, and pecan pieces in a very large (7 quart or larger) bowl. Break up chunks of dates & coconut and stir together. Add the cherries, pineapple, and sweetened condensed milk and mix together with your hands. Wear disposable gloves. It will be a very stiff mixture. Let it set at room temperature while you prepare the pans.

Spray 2 – 9″x5″ loaf pans with Pam. Line the pans with waxed (or parchment) paper. Cut parchment paper in 4 1/4″x 16 1/4″ and 8″x 12 1/2″ strips for this. You want the paper to come up past the sides of the pans after the mixture is packed into the pans. It’s a little work, but worth the effort. Now spray the paper that you pressed into the pans, with Pam or vegetable cooking spray.

Stir the ingredients well again and divide ingredients between the 2 loaf pans. Pack TIGHTLY and smooth into the pans. Wet your hands to keep them from sticking to the batter then press and pack down, smooth. Place the pans on the middle rack of the oven and bake 1 hour, or until lightly browned. (If the cakes have baked for an hour, or look a little brown around the edges, take them out of the oven & lift edges of paper a little to see if sides look brown enough. If they’re brown on sides, but not on top, you may broil the tops for a few minutes but watch carefully.)

Remove and cool for just 10 minutes in the pans. Gently lift the edges of the paper a couple of times on each side – kind of a rocking motion. Turn pans upside down onto a paper-lined cookie sheet and lift pans from the cakes. Remove paper from bottom of cakes IMMEDIATELY. Let cool completely. Place in a large container (don’t wrap yet) and refrigerate overnight. Next day, turn cake upside down to slice. After slicing, wrap in waxed (or parchment) paper, then in heavy duty aluminum foil. May be refrigerated up to 3 months or frozen up to 1 year.


Have you ever wondered what PAM (the vegetable cooking spray) stands for? Me neither. PAM is an acronym for Product of Arthur Meyerhoff, the man who marketed the spray in 1961.


Friends, neighbors, readers and advertisers…have a great CHRISTmas.

Lisa

NASA Help Wanted

Much Ado About Nothing August 10, 2017

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Much Ado About Nothing by Jan Ciampi

NASA has a “Help Wanted” ad out there looking for a Planetary Protection Officer. I’m guessing the potential candidate will have 3-5 years applicable experience and be willing to relocate. With a salary that tops out around $187K, there’s naturally been a flood of applicants. I’m honestly thinking of applying myself, because if Bruce Willis or Will Smith don’t get the job, I’m the perfect candidate and a shoo-in.

I’m actually updating my resume now to indicate my experience with alien beings that speak an indecipherable language, are prone to unexpected fits of destruction, emit strange odors, and exhibit unpredictable behavior. Oh yes, I’ve raised teenagers. Honestly, any mother who has carried a baby for nine months can relate at some level to the whole alien possession thing ala Sigourney Weaver in “Alien” and the entire “Attack of the Body Snatchers” series. Others need not apply.

According to Dr. James L. Green, Director of NASA’s Planetary Science Division, the job is all about protecting Earth from nasty little foreign microbes that come back on space samples and keeping the Solar System from getting Earth cooties. Breaking it down into laymen’s terms: cleaning woman. Again, who is better qualified than a mom of boys? No one that’s who.

I’ve battled flu germs, strep germs, and germs that cause rashes, fevers, hives, snot, intestinal explosions and whining. There is no microbe that will escape the mother who cannot have the whole house go down and certainly doesn’t have time to be sick herself. I’ve beat down head lice, chiggers, poison ivy, heat chafe and whatever it is that makes boys stink. So let’s just start with “All astronauts wash your hands before coming in the kitchen and use a tissue to wipe your nose!” From there, I think, we can manage the rest.

So right after I finish crafting my cover letter, I’ll pull together my references which include two young men who, under my protection, survived all kinds of microbes and those alien years that lasted through most of junior high and high school. They’ll vouch for the fact that you’re better to think twice than tangle with a mom on a mission. I don’t care what planet you come from.

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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