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What I Heard This Week! 09-24-2020

What I Heard This Week September 24, 2020

A man walked into an animal shelter in Michigan hoping to adopt rescued chickens to add to his family’s small farm, when he happened to see a small dog whose cleft lip reminded him of his two-year-old son, who was also born with a cleft lip. He said that he had never seen a dog with a cleft lip before. The puppy had come to the shelter from 1000 miles away in Mississippi the week before, and the staff was worried that she was not adoptable. The man called his wife and she told him to adopt the puppy immediately. Two days later, after a bunch of happy tears, Lacey the rescue puppy,found a new home and Bentley, a boy of her own. Now just think…what are the chances of that puppy being shipped to that animal shelter and that dad just happening by at that moment in time, looking for chickens. There just are no accidents. Bentley and Lacey take naps together in the dog bed.


Now that I have lived through a plague, I understand why most renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around without a bra.


Some scientists believe that scrubbing your body head to toe is not healthy, so they say to just focus on your ‘bits,’ which would be underarms, groin and feet, and just rinse the rest of your body with water. Scrubbing with soap can lead to problems like eczema and other skin conditions because you risk destroying useful bacteria and microbes that help lower your immunity to certain viruses.Over the weekend, I cleaned the office, rebuilt some of my garden beds, dug upthe rest of the sweet potatoes, planted new jalapeno plants, cleaned some of the garage and yard at home, then cooked dinner. In other words, I sweated. My daughter and I wanted to watch the rest of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest after dinner, so we climbed into my bed with a laptop and I fell asleep before the movie was over. The next morning, I felt noticeably confidentthat is was ok to soap on more than just my bits.😊


Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it…good times.


A 35-year-old former dentist who was filmed extracting a patient’s tooth while standing on a hoverboard, was convicted on 46 felony and misdemeanor counts, including medical assistance fraud, scheme to defraud, illegal practice of dentistry and reckless endangerment. He was found to have performed anesthesia thousands of times without training or consent, he stole money from Medicaid and embezzled from his bosses.  At his sentencing, the judge said, “I think what you did was so outrageous, narcissistic and crazy. So, I forgive you for all that, but there’s obviously a high-priced lesson that you’re going to have to learn.” Evidence against him was overwhelming, supported in great detail by his own texts, photos and videos. Hmmm. He apologized for his actions and will spend 12 years in jail.


Being negative only makes a journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.Joyce Meyer


More than half of US states are reporting a rise in COVID cases and the nation has now passed the milestone 200,000 deaths this year. Since I hear this all the time, “Quit worrying about it, more people die from the flu each year,” I think I will give you the actual numbers. According to the CDC, 80,000 people died of flu last winter in the US, the highest death toll in 40 years. The number of deaths was nearly twice as much as what health officials previously considered a bad year. So, wear your mask.


I see people around my age mountain climbing and zip lining, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.True.


Big Tex has been taken out of quarantine and lowered into position at the Texas State Fair,where hehas been standing since 1952. This year he is wearing a 7’ by 4’face mask (a little bit bigger than a twin-size mattress), he has a new belt buckle and refurbished hat. This is a different year, so there will be a Big Tex Photo Drive Thru and a Big Tex Fair Food Drive Thru.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rock musician Chuck Panozzo is 72.Bass player for the rock band Styx, that he founded with his fraternal twin brother.Author Stephen King is 73. Comedian Bill Murray is 70. Singer Faith Hill is 53. Author comedian Fannie Flagg is 79.Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café. Actor Debbi Morgan is 69.


TV host Jimmy Fallon is 46. TV News correspondent Deborah Roberts is 60.Actor David McCallum is 87.Secret agent Illya Kuryakin in the television series The Man from U.N.C.L.E.Actor Twiggy Lawson is 71.  TV personality Joan Lunden is 70. Singer Frankie Avalon is 80. Actor Shari Belafonte is 66.


Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died from complications of metastatic pancreatic cancer at age 87. She was only the second woman to serve on the Supreme Court.My kids both know her as the Honorable R.B.G. She burst into popular culture at age 80, and became an internet sensation after a law student proclaimed her the Notorious R.B.G., a play on the nickname of a famous rapper, Notorious B.I.G. She was the subject of two movies — a fictionalized drama of her early life in which she juggled work and motherhood, and a documentary that let women into her personal life as a wife, mother, and grandmother.She believed,“you can disagree without being disagreeable.”Thank you for your integrity and fight to make an equal world, not only for our daughters, but our  sons as well. Gender equality.


Robert W. Gore, inventor of the polymer form that provided for waterproof Gore-Tex fabric, died at 83. The father of Microsoft co-founder, Bill Gates, died at 94. William Henry Gates II was an Army veteran, founding partner in a Seattle law firm and was critical in starting the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation where he served as co-chair. Former Globetrotter, David “Smokey” Gaines, died at 80. Lou Brock, St. Louis Cardinals legend, died at 81. He was known for stealing base which led the Cardinals to two World Series victories. Local community leader Dottie Duby died. She was a ball of fire, doing an amazing amount of good for the people of our community.


In Oregon, a man realized that the fires were coming towards his home, but as he drove away, he found he was trapped by downed trees and flames from 70 mph winds. Suddenly everything around him was on fire. He left his car and headed towards the river and hung out about an hour under a concrete bridge, up to his waist in water. Then he realized that all the vegetation under the bridge was starting to burn, so he headed downstream. He grabbed a green plastic Adirondack chair he found setting on the bank of the river right next to a 24-pack of Rolling Rock beer. What are the chances, but there was one single beer left in the box. He found a ledge of a rock jetting into the wide spot of the river and used the chair as a shield from the embers that night. The next morning, he put his t-shirt over his mouth and stayed close to the surface of the water where the air appeared cleaner. Later he found his car had survived, but his house did not. I was blubbering like a baby as I watched the video of his two sons discovering that he had survived. “If there’s anybody who can survive that situation, it’s my dad,” said his son. “He’s smart, can think on his feet and is very resourceful.” As he sheltered, he took scary as hell pictures, too.


Deja vuHurricane Sally hit exactly 16 years after Hurricane Ivan, even making landfall at the same spot.


Interesting. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says that we should not be wearing masks with one-way valves. These types of masks are intended for use in construction because they reduce heat and moisture, making them more comfortable for long periods, but this design does not prevent the spread of infectious diseases. We are wearing masks to prevent droplets from traveling into the air when a person coughs, sneezes or talks. With a valve, droplets from the wearer are expelled into the air. Some airlines have already banned flyers from wearing masks with valves on flights. Cloth masks are best.


The Keen company is known for outdoor shoes, gear, and accessories. They have now installed mask vending machines in Portland Oregon, Palo Alto California, London, and Tokyo. The vending machines are located outside (safer location) and it removes the person-to-person contact of sale. It is open 24/7 and more vending machines are coming. Wish I had thought of this. You can even get one with artwork by Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead.


Election Day is November 3. Do you have a current Voter’s Registration Certificate/Card in your purse, wallet, or kitchen drawer? If you cannot remember, then put down this paper and go look. Check the dates. Check out your address and other information to make sure it is current and not expired. If you are not sure you are registered to vote, go to VoteTexas.Gov. See: Am I Registered? If you are not registered, you must fill out a voter registration application as ASAP. You must do this today. A voter’s application must be filled out and mailed in at least 30 days before the election date, to have time for it to be processed and accepted by the County Voter Registrar. 800-252-VOTE (8683) for questions or you can register by mail by obtaining an application from your county Voter Registrar’s office, or pick up an application at all the libraries, government offices, or high schools. Did you read that? It is as easy as stopping by the library and picking up an application.


A firefighter died on the El Dorado Fire in Southern California, which started with sparks from a smoke-generating pyrotechnic device used during a gender reveal party. Not the first time this has happened. Gender reveal parties with smoke are not a good idea. Ever. No balloons either. A New York City subway derailed, after witnesses saw a man throwing construction debris onto the tracks. Texas now has 16.6 million voters, an increase of more than 400,000 since March. And since 2016, Texas has added 1.5 million voters to its rolls. A woman suspected of sending an envelope containing ricin, a highly toxic poison compound, addressed to the White House, has been arrested as she tried to enter the US from Canada. Authorities are also investigating similar packages mailed to different addresses in Texas that may be connected to the same sender. I wonder who in Texas…


It is called the Dooms day Glacier because it is among those glaciers in West Antarctica, most influenced by climate change. A new study has found that the ice shelves supporting this glacier and its neighbor, the Pine Island Glacier, are beginning to fissure and crack, are in the early stages of disintegration, therefore tearing apart. If they melt, they have the potential of adding about 10 feet to global sea level rise. Does the word doomsday alert you to anything negative or give any hints as to what is coming?


A September 3rd video showed a Budget rental truck backing into the parking lot of a spa in California, exiting the truck, then tossing bags and bags full of unopened envelopes and packages from the US Postal Service, off the truck into the lot, then he drove off. They said that US Postal Service employees were not involved the dumping. The post office is a public service, not a business. They deserve a break.


I am not sure I understand, but I will repeat what I know. Netflix is teasing about an event on September 25th on Netflix’s YouTube and Facebook pages. The cast of “Father of the Bride” is returning for a special event to benefit World Central Kitchen.It would be sweet to see Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Martin Short and the rest. That is all I know.


A study from China found that the proportion of COVID-19 patients who wore glasses was much lower than that of the general population. So, practice after me…COVID makes less passes, at girls that wear glasses.😊 Have a beautiful weekend and thanks for reading this. Sell something! Buy something.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 03-19-2020

What I Heard This Week March 19, 2020

Why is everyone hoarding toilet paper? If you ask most people, they will tell you they don’t have a good reason and don’t really know why…everyone else was doing it. We pick our cues from other people because our world is a scary and unknown place to us right now. We want to believe we are doing something to prepare, but we don’t know what else is needed. The truth is fear is contagious. During the 1918 Spanish influenza outbreak, people hoarded stocks of Vicks VapoRub. The company’s website says that one year during the outbreak, sales of the product grew from $900,000 to $2.9 million and that Vicks had to run the plant day and night to keep up. Question:  why are we stockpiling water?


I walked by a guy outside a Buc-ee’s and he said, “How much,” and I was outraged until I realized I’m over 60 and he was talking into an earpiece.


The virus was recently designated as Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2) by the Coronavirus Study Group on the International Committee on Taxonomy of Viruses (ICTV). It’s also called 2019-nCoV or COVID-19. Whatever you choose to call it, we are ready for it to GO AWAY. Now.


YOU: Siri, will you talk dirty to me.” SIRI: The carpet needs vacuuming.


Door handles are among the most germ-infested objects in houses, hospitals, offices, and stores. One company’s mission is to build a better and healthier world. Their Hands-Free Door Opener uses your arm instead of your hands, to open those dirty doors. They can make the door handle for you for $44 or send the plans so you can print on your own 3D printer. Laser Imaging. 281-583-7552


YOU: “Siri, what is the meaning of life.” SIRI: All evidence to date suggests it is chocolate.


Elbow and fist bumping are out. So last year. When greeting another person, you don’t do anything that gets you closer to that person, so people are getting more and more creative. Some ideas are to greet them with your hand over your heart, or say hello and do a little foot tap, saluteair kisses, imitate or mime a fist bump, make the peace sign, bow, share an air-five, tip your hat or imaginary hat, nod your head but always have eye contact, or simply wave and say hello. How about the Vulcan salute from Star Trek, a perfect way to say, “live long and prosper.” Or simply ask, “May I have a raincheck on the handshake?” It’s ok etiquette to not shake hands but always explain why. I experimented with several of these new greetings at Lowe’s on Saturday and the Vulcan salute was the favorite, probably because physically my fingers will not get into that position on their own, so I had to force my fingers into place. This created laughter and I never had to explain why I was doing this. Everyone knew. A close second was the peace sign over my heart. Love and peace. Please stay safe.


Of all human activities, apart from the procreation of children, gardening is the most optimistic and hopeful. The gardener is by definition, one who plans for and believes and trusts in a future, whether in the short or the longer term.” Susan Hill from Through the Garden Gate


You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.


For a while, life is not going to be the way it used to be in the United States,” Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said, “We have to just accept that, if we want to do what’s best for the American public.”


YOU: “Siri, what is the meaning of life.” SIRI: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and Nations.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Phil Phillips is 94. Sea of Love. His 1959 recording was #1 on the U.S. Billboard R&B chart and #2 on the Billboard Hot 100, but he never recorded another hit. Ruler of Monaco Prince Albert II is 62. Singer musician Taylor Hanson is 37. Hanson Brothers. Actor Bryan Cranston is 64.

Actor Emmanuel Lewis is 49. Webster. Olympic gold medal gymnast Simone Biles is 23. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 85. Actor Judd Hirsch is 85. Taxi.  Rock musician Tom Scholz is 73. Boston. Rock musician Jeff Ament is 57. Pearl Jam. Pro football Hall of Fame Franco Harris is 70. Steelers first round of the 1972 NFL Draft. Pro and College Football Hall of Fame Lynn Swan is 68. Steelers.

Songwriter Carole Bayer Sager is 76. R&B singer musician Ernie Isley is 68. Isley Brothers. Jazz musician George Coleman is 85. Miles Davis & Herbie Hancock. Actress Sue Ane Langdon is 84.  A Guide for the Married Man &  Cheyenne Social Club, both directed by Gene Kelly, as well as The Rounders, opposite Henry Fonda and Glenn Ford, Roustabout & Frankie and Johnny with Elvis Presley.

Magician Penn Jillette is 65. Penn and Teller. The 270th and current Archbishop of Constantinople and Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I is 80. Motivational speaker Tony Robbins is 60. Televangelist Joel Osteen is 57. Football Hall of Fame Michael Irvin is 54. Dallas Cowboys. Actor Samantha Eggar is 81. Actor Dean Stockwell is 84. Actor Paul Sand is 88. Singer Roger Daltrey is 76. Actor Catherine Bach is 66. Singer Justin Bieber is 26. Actor Rob Lowe is 56. Actor Kurt Russell is 69. Rock singer Bret Michaels is 57. Poison. Model Fabio is 61. I can’t believe it’s not butter.


Swedish actor, Max von Sydow, died at age 90. He received an Emmy nomination at 86 for playing Three-Eyed Raven on Game of Thrones. He was James Bond’s nemesis, Blofeld in Never Say Never Again, a village elder in Star Wars: The Force Awakens and has been called the greatest actor alive.


A couple of weeks ago, I was loading up books for a garage sale and came upon a book that I hadn’t seen in quite a while. It’s “And Then Came Paulette,” by Barbara Constantine. I read it again. It’s the most charming story of family, friendship, love and loneliness. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s French, and will bring you much joy on an afternoon that you are stuck at home. When I finished, I sent a picture of the book to my friend. She replied, “I love that book,” to which I replied, “Yes, you gave it to me!”  Thank you, Margaret.


If you are still hanging on to disposable water bottles, then put your name on it. I heard a story about a man golfing with three friends. His thoughts were that golf is pretty safe when it comes to human contact but there was a bottle of water on the cart and everyone thought it was their own bottle. They discovered at the end of the game that ALL FOUR drank out of it. Now they’re all freaked out.


More than 1 in 5 Americans will be over age 65 by 2040. Yikes.


Five foods that will help boost your immune system are 1. Vitamin C found in citrus, asparagus, cantaloupe, strawberries and kale. 2. Zinc in red meats, whole grains, leafy root vegetables or supplements. 3. Vitamin E in oils from plant foods like canola, safflower, nuts and peanut butter. 4. Probiotics in yogurt, cheese and fermented foods. 5. Protein from meat, seafood, chicken, poultry, fish, shellfish, eggs, milk, yogurt and cheese.


My friend sent me a text. “First day of homeschooling and all four of my children are suspended for fighting.” We were laughing so hard in the office. I told her that I was praying for her. We decided it gives a brand-new meaning to “March Madness.”


In Newport, Oregon, the police department posted, It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper, you will survive without our assistance. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.” We are reminded of historical TP alternatives that included dried corn cobs and pages torn from magazines, including the beloved Sears and Roebuck catalog. Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in saltwater. Ancient Romans used sea sponges soaked in saltwater. Listen, we’ve got Surfside and lots of saltwater. We WILL be fine.


If you read this column often, you know that both of my kids attend UH. At least they did until last week. One real problem is parking. You pay a load for tuition then pay even more for parking. And since most of the students are commuters that don’t live on campus, there’s a true parking problem. I have received more than my fair share of violations. I refused to pay either one of them because I was helping load up my daughter’s stuff and there were no loading zones at the time in front of the architecture building. A few months ago, a student posted to Twitter about a $920 parking violation that included a gift of “the Barnacle” which is like a tire boot,  except it attaches to, and covers about 2/3 of your windshield so you can’t see out to drive. One social media comment suggested that a call to Safelite Auto Glass for a brand- new windshield would be cheaper than the fine.  Today my daughter sent me a great picture of a bright yellow Barnacle attached to a bright red University of Houston car. OOPS. There was no way not to know that it was a UH car. It’s written in big white letters all over the car.


Recently, at the 75th Anniversary Banquet for the Brazosport Area Chamber of Commerce, two super nice people were honored as the 2019 Man and Woman of the Year. Danny Massey, Brazosport ISD’s superintendent, and Karla Christman, Brazosport ISD’s public relations administrator, were the two highly respected and recognized individuals. Be sure to congratulate them. Send a card.


At our Source Weekly office, I am doing everything I can do to save money. Last month, I changed my electric to Entrust Energy. Great rates and so far, great service. They send me a weekly consumption overview with usage for each day along with the hours that the usage happened. Also included is the high and low outside temperatures for each day. FYI in case you are thinking about changing.


Remember to be kind and generous to our non-profits. They’re in great need of your help right now. And don’t forget to use small businesses as much as you can. When we close, there is no money coming in, so if during this time stuck at home, you feel a need to get out, then order take-out from one of our outstanding local restaurants, let them bring it to your car, then take it home. They will so appreciate it.


Scotland has moved to become the first to provide free access to “Period Products” such as tampons, pads and other menstrual products. “For some reason, period products are regarded by some as a luxury, a luxury for which women should be charged,” Alison Johnstone, a member of parliament, said. “Why is it in 2020 that toilet paper is seen as a necessity, but period products aren’t?”


While factories were closed, streets cleared, and residents told to stay home to stop the spread of the coronavirus in China, the lock down had an unintended benefit because their average number of “good quality air days” increased 21.5%. NASA satellite images show dramatic reduction in emissions, with visible clouds of gases almost disappearing. Experts warn that when the county jumpstarts its economy, the toxic chemicals could climb to higher levels than before the epidemic hit.


Hope we have given you a couple of smiles today. Stay safe. Wash your hands. Don’t breathe. (just kidding) Most of all thanks for reading us again and again. If you want The Source sent to your inbox each week, just call with your email address. 979-285-9200. It’s FREE. Please spread the word that we are now publishing affordable obituaries and notices. Please use small businesses as much as you can. They are the backbone of our community and need you more now than ever. I’m researching information on how copper can kill viruses and bacteria. Will let you know next week. Lisa

Much Ado About Nothing – Car Survival

Much Ado About Nothing March 6, 2019

Much Ado by Jean Ciampi

Jeremy Taylor and his dog Ally got stuck in deep snow on a back forest service road a couple of weeks ago when Oregon was hammered by devastating winter storms. It was five days before a snowmobiler happened upon them and brought rescuers. Five days the pair survived on nothing but Taco Bell fire sauce packets. Exactly how many packets did Jeremy and Ally have stashed? And the bigger question is, in the same situation, how long could I survive in my car?

These questions sent me to the garage to double check my own provisions. Honestly, I don’t think I’m going to make it five days on three stale peppermints, a cleansing hand wipe, and a granola bar that may have been in the glove compartment since the vehicle’s manufacture date in 2013. Since I am uncertain of the nutritional value of a charger cord, a paper copy of my proof of insurance, or the rubber floor mats, I’m putting the duration of my survival at somewhere under four hours max. Although there was something that may or may not have been a small lettuce fragment before it’s mummification under the driver’s seat, but that wouldn’t really be enough to change my calculations.

I, therefore, feel that my options as a responsible motorist are to install a small pantry unit in the trunk to store suitable provisions. It’s a small trunk, so this may not be the top choice. And other than Taco Bell fire sauce packets, what would I put in there? Oreos? Knowing me, I’d likely raid the Oreos at the first red light and I’m more of a mild hot sauce packet girl. So that’s, for sure, no good.

I could refuse to drive outside a three mile radius of a Chick-fil-A, sushi bar, or grocery store that sells wine on Sundays. I could walk that distance in any amount of rain, snow, sleet, and dark of night. But it does limit my movements, so maybe I’ll make this a backup plan.

I could just never be in my car anywhere that the temperatures are below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. YES! There’s the answer! This, naturally, eliminates places like Oregon obviously, as well as mountainous regions, Canada, Siberia, the Arctic Circle, and, oh hey, Michigan. Nothing personal to those snow-riddled locals, it’s just me being cautious.

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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