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What I Heard This Week! March 7, 2019

What I Heard This Week March 6, 2019

The Jameson ‘Love Thy Neighborhood Block Party’ in support of Keep America Beautiful, was held this weekend at the 8th Wonder Brewery on Dallas Street in Houston. There were Jameson cocktail samples served by local bartenders, beer tastings and food from neighborhood vendors. You had to be over 21 to attend so it was great fun getting carded again even though I don’t think that the guy ever really looked at my license, so I made sure that I waved it around a little more than necessary. Who knows, it might be years before I am presented the opportunity of being carded again, you know? If ever. Like, when is the last time you were carded?  The music was great…Robert Ellis played the piano along with his band and other great musicians. The 8th Wonder Brewery celebrated Robert Ellis by creating a beer in his honor called “White Tuxedo” for one day only. It was dark, tasty and aged in whiskey barrels. Fun day. And yes, I had a designated driver.


Bumper Sticker: Adults on board, we want to live too.


Four children, ranging in age from one to five years old, will remain in foster care after two of them were found locked in a dog cage and the other two were found in a barn covered in waste. All the children were hungry, thirsty and malnourished when found on February 12, yet there was a refrigerator full of food in the home with a padlock on it. The Wise County Texas sheriff says that it is the worst case of child abuse he has seen in his 44-year career. No suitable relatives could be found to care for the children. Hmmm. You know what I think.


A Norwegian cruise ship leaving NY hit sudden wind gusts of 115mph just hours after it left port, causing the ship to rock, injure passengers, scatter debris and even broke windows. Some passengers thought that the boat was tipping over. Eight people were hospitalized when the ship docked in Florida two days later. 115mph is the same as a category three hurricane.


Jerry Lee Lewis has been hospitalized after suffering a minor stroke. He is described as “rock & Roll’s first great wild man.” A message on his Facebook page says, “He is recuperating in Memphis and doctors expect a full recovery. The ‘Killer’ looks forward to getting back into the studio soon to record a Gospel record and on the road performing live for his fans.” I saw him in Houston twenty-something years ago and he was pretty ‘killer’ then, jumping up on top of the piano. He is now 83 years young.


Last week I attended a lecture at The Brazosport Museum of Natural Science about the importance of artificial reefs to the Texas marine ecology, particularly the impact on sport fishing. The speaker was Thomas Hilton. He is patent owner of Atlantis Marine Habitats which since 2016, has designed, produced, and deployed almost 4,000 artificial reefs located outside major ports off the Texas coastline. The company deploys tons of low relief material in addition to artificial reef structures. He introduced the concept of the Texas Great Barrier Reef in 2006, designed to mitigate the loss of Essential Fish Habitat associated with the planned removal of hundreds of oil platforms in the Gulf of Mexico. Go to www.AtlantisMarineHabitats.com for maps to see the pictures of the concrete and limestone pyramids that look like triangle shaped dominoes.  It’s time that each and everyone of us pays attention to our Earth and what is happening that we won’t be able to undo.


Remember about a decade ago when the baby polar bear “Knut” appeared in a Berlin zoo? Instant celebrity status because baby polar bears are so cute that you almost can’t stand it. The Tierpark Zoo in Berlin now has a new baby polar bear girl-cub that will be introduced to visitors in mid-March. On Valentine’s Day she weighed 18lbs. Google: baby polar bear berlin. You will smile and that’s so healthy.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actress Claire Bloom is 88. A Streetcar Named Desire. Game show host Tom Kennedy is 92. Actress Marta Kristen is 74. Daughter, Judy Robinson on Lost in Space. Singer Michael Bolton is 66. Consumer advocate Ralph Nader is 85. Rock singer musician Neal Schon is 65. Journey.

Architect Frank Gehry is 90. Many of his buildings, including his private residence, have become world-renowned attractionsHe designed the Walt Disney Concert Hall, Guggenheim Museum in Spain, Dancing House in Prague, 8 Spruce Street in NY. Vanity Fair labels him as “the most important architect of our age.

First daughter Chelsea Clinton is 39. Actor Robert Clary is 93. He was Corporal Louis LeBeau in Hogan’s Heroes. Rock singer Roger Daltrey is 75. Actor-director Ron Howard is 65. Pop singer Justin Bieber is 25.  Actress Jane Seymour is 68. Movie producer director George Miller is 74. Mad Max films. Rock musician John Lilley is 65. The Hooters. Contemporary Christian musician Duncan Phillips is 55. Newsboys.

Actor James Sikking is 85. Hill Street Blues.  Actress Samantha Eggar is 80. She was Emma Fairfax in Doctor Doolittle. Actress Talia Balsam is 60. Formally married to George Clooney. Actor John Travolta is 65. Actor Matt Dillon is 55.  Roots rock musician Zac Cockrell is 31. Alabama Shakes.

Actor director dancer Tommy Tune is 80. He is a 10-time Tony Award winner. I saw him last year with Chita Rivera and sat next to him at a restaurant once in NY. He is bigger than life. Actress Paula Prentiss is 81. Oooh. Remember her in The Stepford Wives? There was a great article about her in Texas Monthly last year. Her great quote is, “You shrink as you get older.” Tell me about it. 😊

Singer songwriter Bobby Hart is 80. He wrote for Chubby Checker, Jay & the Americans “Come a Little Bit Closer”, Little Anthony & the Imperials “Hurt So Bad”, Paul Revere & the Raiders, the Monkees “Last Train to Clarksville”, then he and Tommy Boyce recorded their own hit “I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonite.”


Jazz, Pop and classical composer, conductor and performer, Andre Previn, died at the age of 89. Previn was married quite a few times but is known for his affair with Mia Farrow who left her husband, Frank Sinatra, for Previn. They had three children, then adopted Daisy and Soon-Yi, who married Woody Allen in 1997. Previn was born in Berlin in 1929 and became a US citizen in 1943 and in 1950 was drafted into the Army and served with the 6th Army Band.

Luke Perry, the 90’s heartthrob, Beverly Hills 90210 and Riverdale star, has died after suffering a stroke. He was 52. It certainly makes you question your own mortality. He played Dylan McKay, the sensitive teen alcoholic not-so-bad boy with a heart of gold in 90210. He caused riots in shopping malls because of all the girls that crushed on him. He was so young.

Ross Lowell died at age 92, at his home in NY. I bet you are scratching your head wondering who he was. Well, many people have said that Mr. Lowell changed the TV and film industry as the creator of one of the most versatile pieces of equipment on any set. Gaffer Tape. Working tech, he needed a tape that was strong, heat-resistant and didn’t leave a residue. He found Johnson & Johnson’s Permacel tape that is used for ducts and heating coils, then transferred its adhesive surface onto tough silver fabric backing, and Gaffer Tape was born. It’s a roll of tape that solves almost every problem on stage and behind. My son, Mr. Techie, loves it.


The parents of a 21-year-old West Point cadet fatally injured in a skiing accident asked for and received permission to retrieve his sperm and store it, pending a court hearing on March 21. The parents said he was the only male child of their family and if they don’t obtain the genetic material, “it will be impossible to carry on our family’s lineage, and our family name will die.” There are other documented cases where this has been done, but mainly by a surviving spouse or partner. If it was my child, I don’t know how I would feel. Interesting topic for discussion.


Ariana Grande beat the Beatles’ 55-year chart record with, ‘thank u, next.’ Her possession of the top three spots on this week’s Hot 100 Singles Chart, ties a record set by The Beatles in 1964. WHAT?!? Outshining the Beatles? Can’t be.


Kylie Jenner is now the world’s youngest self-made billionaire at 21. That means she passes Mark Zuckerberg, who was given that title when he was 23. Jenner’s make-up company is worth at least $900 million, and she owns 100% of it. She has $100 million in cash from the company’s profits, less than 15 employees and outsources her manufacturing, packaging, sales and has more than 128 million followers on Instagram. Ahh. Instagram. So, does it come down to hard work or social media exposure? It’s puzzling to me but then again, I’m not an Instagram follower.


Cardi B set a RodeoHouston record. Tickets sold out in 40 minutes, even faster than George Strait’s closing performance. Go figure.


Two sisters, ages 5 and 8, were lost in the California woods for 44 hours. They had decided to go on an adventure, found themselves lost, then located shelter under a fallen tree branch. For warmth, each stuck one of their arms in the sleeve of a single rain jacket, then listened to their bellies growl the whole night, only having water to drink from what had collected on leaves. First responders found the girls 1.4-miles from their home. I saw the interview and those were cute, tough little girls who had listened to their 4H survival training program and stayed put when they realized they were lost. I’m so pathetic. I wouldn’t have lasted the night.


Pray for the people and the pets of Alabama. Strange weather everywhere.


It is with great sadness that we inform you of the death of our co-worker, fabulous father, grandest of grandfathers, and dear friend, Tom Aucoin. If you were one of his customers, then you were also his friend. That’s the way he worked. On Mondays and Tuesdays, he said he went out to call on customers, but we knew he was actually just ‘visiting’ with you. Tom was a part of this office and our lives for almost 20 years. He helped raise my children here at the office and was the designated person (voted by his peers) to slip his head around the corner of my office, wink and remind me to not forget the carrier checks, because I always forget the carrier checks. He was a first-rate all-around human being. If it was fireworks time, Tom was selling at Churchill Grocery store and gas station where they placed his stand. The locals knew him, brought him sweets, homemade tamales, and he in turn, watched generations of their kids grow up and buy fireworks. He loved the fact that he got to see the children of his customers that had been little kids twenty years ago…and they came back every year. He loved Jimmy Buffet concerts and his family, not necessarily in that order, but maybe. Tom, we miss you, but the sparklers in the sky will be beautiful tonight.

See page #2 for the obituary and scheduled memorial time.


Remember to spring forward an hour this Sunday!


Thanks for reading this. Lisa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What I Heard This Week! February 28, 2019

What I Heard This Week February 28, 2019

Rock guitarist Peter Frampton said that he is planning a new double album this summer AND he is going on tour “Peter Frampton Finale – The Farewell Tour” with about 50 dates across the country. Frampton, 68, said that he has a degenerative muscle disease called inclusion body myositis (IBM) that causes muscles to weaken over time and may slow his fingers and his ability to move around but should not affect his life expectancy.“In a year’s time, I might not be able to play. I want to record as much as I can in the shortest space of time.” “If I’m going to do a farewell tour, I want to play good, I want to rock it.”The Musicians Hall of Fame calls him “one of the most celebrated artists and guitarists in rock history.” Frampton told Rolling Stone that $1 from every ticket sale on the coming tour will go towards a fund he has started with Johns Hopkins University to research myositis.


C’est la vie. [(say lah vee)] An expression used to play down some minor disappointment: “So we lost a softball game by twenty-two runs. What can you do; c’est la vie.” From French, meaning “that’s life.”


Southwest Airlines experienced almost 600 flight delays nationwide after a glitch with computer software that normally downloads their flight plans. The disruption lasted about 50 minutes and resulted in delays averaging 40 minutes.


The estate of Michael Jackson has filed a lawsuit alleging that HBO is violating non-disparagement agreements it had made with the pop star before his death. They claim that HBO is engaging in “posthumous character assassination” of Jackson, who died in 2009. The estate is “seeking non-confidential arbitration and damages that it said could exceed $100 million.” The documentary is now scheduled to premiere in two installments on March 3 and 4.


An Amtrak train traveling from Seattle to Los Angeles was stranded for 36 hours on a snowy Oregon mountain with 183 passengers on board after snow and trees blocked their tracks. Amtrak decided to keep the passengers on the train, which still had electricity, heat and food, rather than find ways to get them to a nearby town which was having electricity and black-out problems because of the snow.


No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. – Joyce Brothers


A woman traveling from Queensland, New Zealand to Scotland (9,300 miles), was surprised to find a non-venomous spotted python in her shoe as she unpacked her suitcase back at home. Thinking that her daughter and son-in-law had placed a fake snake in her shoe, she touched it…but then it moved. The woman had a friend come and help her unpack the rest of her bag, just in case.


Bumper Sticker: I was an Honor Student. I don’t know what happened.


As I know all of you have heard, that as of today, actor Jussie Smollett’s character on Empire will be removed from the final two episodes of this season. He was arrested on charges that he staged a racist, anti-gay attack on himself last month in Chicago. Police believe that he planned the hoax because he was unhappy with his salary and wanted to promote his career. Supposedly he was earning more than $100,000 per episode. That would make me sad, too. It is customary with a successful TV series to receive a boost in pay as part of contract extensions that follow the renewal of a second season. So, he would have been making even more money and now he has none.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor James Hong is 90. The 1957 New Adventures of Charlie Chan. Film and theatre composer Robert Lopez is 44. The Book of Mormon and Avenue Q, and for composing the songs featured in the Disney animated films Frozen and Coco. Actress Emily Blunt is 36.  Mary Poppins Returns. Now why in the world did they not get her to sing “The Place Where the Lost Things Go” at the Academy Awards? Why Bette Midler, who was wonderful, but not as wonderful as Emily Blunt.Just wondering…

Actress Drew Barrymore is 44.  Talk show host Jerry Springer is 75. Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. aka Prince Michael Jackson I is 22. Political commentator Glenn Beck is 55.Actor Conrad Janis is 91. Mindy’s father on Mork & Mindy.Actress Catherine Hickland is 63. Lindsay Rappaport on One Life to Live.Actress Kathleen Beller is 63. She was the dark-haired beauty, Kirby Anders on the prime-time soap opera Dynasty.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is 60. Commentators have described him as “the most powerful man in sports.”  Singer Lou Christie is 76. Lightnin’ Strikes. Actress Ann McCrea is 88. Midge Kelsey on The Donna Reed Show ’63-’66. Actors James and Oliver Phelps are 33. Twins, Fred and George Weasley in the Harry Potter series.


I would never get away with murder. My hair sheds everywhere.


A South Carolina man arrived home to find a woman opening his front door and saying, “Can I help you?” She was wearing his wife’s clothes, including her bedroom slippers and had moved his furniture. The woman’s children were running around, one with no pants on, they had eaten his food and bathed in his bathtub. The woman was transported to a hospital for evaluation and the children were placed in protective custody. An officer that responded said that the woman really believed that she lived there. I say, lock your doors.


Clark Gable II, the 30-year-old grandson of the Hollywood legend, was found dead in his Dallas home.


Did you play with Horny toads when you were little? I remember catching them in my Granddaddy’s yard in Waco and keeping them in a box with a bunch of St. Augustine grass and a bowl of water for the afternoon, after which we had to let them go. I have a fake one in my kitchen that has fooled many a dinner guest thinking it was real, just so when my kids were little, they would know what a Horny toad was. I so enjoyed having it there, so it has stayed thru the years. Ok. While we are on this subject…lighting bugs too. Pesticides have taken care of so many great things that our kids and grand kids will never get to experience.


A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men. –Thomas Carlyle


Lake Jackson: this is a reminder that parking in a residential yard is prohibited unless on an all-weather surface. There are some short-term exceptions. State Law prohibits parking on or blocking sidewalks.


SPCA of Brazoria County Wish List: SPCA still needs donations of paper towels, canned Pâté dog food, Yesterday’s News kitty litter, Purina Kitten Chow, 13-gallon trash bags, dish soap, canned Pâté kitten food, copy paper, liquid laundry soap, and laminate sheets.


Bumper Sticker: Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.


The new national debt has passed a milestone. Our great United States has now topped $22 TRILLION. Two years ago, it stood at $19.95 trillion. The Congressional Budget Office forecasts that the deficit will keep rising, top $1 trillion annually beginning in 2022 and never drop below $1 trillion through 2029, unless we do something to decrease our over-spending. Hmmm.


Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now – always.


Academy Awards: First off, I liked the ‘No Host’ idea. Otherwise, it’s just too scripted and long winded.There were some lovely gowns, but then there were some that looked like sheets of rubber. Ugly. The hot pink dress that Julia Roberts wore at the end with the closing remarks was fabulous and no one has really mentioned it. The foo-foo pink thing that Kacey Musgraves had on looked like a bunch of cotton candy. In fact, there were a couple of cotton candy dresses.Serena Williams looked really good and so did Jennifer Lopez in her mirrored dress. Otherwise, just too many bows and ruffles for me.  I loved Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga singing the sexy ‘Shallow’ song.Someone said that it wasn’t right because Bradley’s girlfriend was in the audience. Oh, please. She is a big girl. Olivia Colman won best actress for her performance in The Favourite. Her acceptance speech was hysterical. I don’t know much about her, but she was so funny.Melissa McCarthy presented the award for Best Costume Design and wore the cutest, craziest rabbit dress with a train and rabbit puppet. I laughed so hard. Billy Porter wore a tuxedo ball gown – top half was a tux and the bottom half was a full ball gown. It was definitely different. Nice evening.

Now that I think about it, I wasn’t paying that much attention to The Oscars because I was cleaning my kitchen tile grout lines with my new handheld re-chargeable Dremel Scrub Brush. It looks like an oversized computer mouse. Now, this is something to get excited about. Santa brought it for me, and I had never opened it (which took forever because of the very tough clam-shell covering but that story is for another time). I had picked up some Goo Gone Grout and Tile spray and I went to town on a 10’x 2’ floor area. I felt like Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence except I didn’t want to give it up to anyone else. This little gadget works and it’s fun. When I finish the kitchen, I’m working on some rusty wrought iron and then the gas grill. In addition to the brush attachment, it has three different scrubber pads – extra fine to coarse. Oh, and did I mention that it is water-resistant so you can take it into the shower with you. It takes so little to make me happy.


You know the green container of parmesan cheese that everyone buys and keeps in their pantry? One of the ingredients is powdered cellulose which is wood pulp used as a filler and non-caking ingredient. Always check your ingredients. Our rule with my kids growing up was, if it has more than 5-6 ingredients, we don’t need it. Or if you can’t pronounce the ingredients, put it back on the shelf.


What a great article about Beaver Aplin in Texas Monthly. Great pictures too. Don’t forget to read it.


Since it’s Mardi Gras time I was looking for an easy King Cake recipe. This one is super easy. Put 2 cans of jumbo cinnamon rolls in a greased Bundt or tube pan. Squeeze them in there. Bake for 25-30 minutes at 350 until the rolls are no longer gooey. Turn out on a platter to cool, mix the prepared icing packets with 2 oz. of room temperature cream cheese then ice while still warm. Once it is cooled, decorate with purple, yellow and green sugar crystals. Before you ice it, you can cut a space in the side of the cake and put in the little plastic baby. Decorate with beads and coin. You’ll look like a genius.


Thanks for taking the time to read this today. Happy Birthday, Tom. We love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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