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What I Heard This Week 07-06-2023

What I Heard This Week July 5, 2023

A watermelon is 92% water so 1-cup of cubed watermelon contains more than ½ cup of water. I bought two watermelons yesterday on my way back from The Woodlands. I love chunks of watermelon with big plump blueberries, mint leaves or basil, and feta cheese. Such a great mixture of flavors, so easy to make and pretty, too.


Emerald Downs, a horse racing track in Washington, held its first “grandparents’ race” as part of Grandparents Weekend. Grandparents had free entry with over 20 ‘mature’ participants taking to the tracks for a 40-yard dash. Yes, horse races are fun, but speedy seniors are the best. The video showed two runners tumbling to the ground, but no serious injuries. It was cute. Earth saw its hottest global temperature ever recorded this week, and experts believe that the record will be broken again this year.


Did you know that you shouldn’t store fruits and vegetables in the same fridge drawer? Well, I didn’t know that. I’m doing well just to find a little bit of space anywhere in my frig to stuff anything. I’ve always had a second frig but the one in my garage is now old and tired, great for drinks but not for food, and I refuse to spend the money on a new one because that’s just laziness on my part. Anyway, I just read that some produce, including fruits such as pears, give off ethylene gases that make produce like broccoli spoil faster if they are kept close together. Consumer Report also said that fruit lasts longer in low-humidity while many vegetables last longer in high humidity. For fruits, your vent should be more open to allow for airflow, and for vegetables, the vent should be closed for higher humidity. Hmmm.


Aimen Halim, the man who sued Buffalo Wild Wings over its boneless wings (saying they are more like chicken nuggets), is now suing a home-goods company over a blanket that sells at Costco and Walmart for $20, saying that the product is not as green or sustainable as represented. Halim has filed at least three other class-action suits against companies he has accused of using deceptive marketing practices. He has sued over Tom’s Wicked Fresh Mouthwash (allegations of falsely marketing products as natural when they contain synthetic chemicals), KIND granola (definition of All Natural), and Hefty Recycling bags (actually made from low-density polyethylene plastic, or No. 4 plastic, which is not recyclable). I think I’m warming up to this guy. He’s just trying to make corporations and human beings accountable, which they ARE NOT.


Pepsi celebrated the 4th of July by releasing ‘Pepsi Colachup” – described as swagged out bar-b-que sauce. It is actually ketchup infused with Pepsi, supposedly great on hot dogs. Not available in stores, just certain baseball stadiums. Oh, darn. Speaking of hot dogs, Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the men’s division of the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest for a record 16th time, and Miki Sudo downed 39.5 dogs (smaller tummy) to win the women’s competition for the 9th straight time, at the July 4th event on Coney Island, NY.


At my house with four animals, I seem to go through paper towels very quickly, so I buy bar mops and bleach them quite often. But today I bought a box of 20 reusable kitchen towels made out of cotton flannel that are supposed to be a great alternative to paper towels. They’re about the size of a washcloth and shrink to fit a paper towel roll. I just folded mine and put them in a drawer. It will just take a little time to remember to use them instead of paper towels, but they sure work well.


Joseph Pedott, advertising exec, entrepreneur, and marketing whiz, the man who made ch-ch-ch-Chia Pets and The Clapper lightswitch famous, has died at 91. At 16, he left an abusive father and lived at the YMCA. With the help of a non-profit, he was able to attend college and went on to start his own advertising firm. Pedott was committed to giving back to the social services that supported him growing up, donating to student assistance programs, and funding for low-income, first-generation college students. When my son was little, he knew all the infomercials by heart, probably because that was one of the few channels he was allowed to watch on TV. And when I say he knew them by heart, he could repeat them word-for-word with all the necessary actions. Actress Glenda Jackson died at 87. Frederick Forrest, known for Apocalypse Now and The Rose, died at 86. Soap opera legend, Nicolas Coster of Santa Barbara fame, died at 89. Alan Arkin?????


As a Star Wars fan, this was so much fun to read. I was ready to sell everything and go have some real fun. Not too long ago in a galaxy in Florida, Disney designed a Star Wars themed hotel. The Galactic Starcruiser took five years to imagine and build, opening in March 2022. It is nothing you’ve ever experienced especially if you are a Star Wars fan, part live immersive theater, part themed environment, part culinary extravaganza, part real-life role-playing game, and so much more. The cabins resemble starship cabins. The restaurant (breakfast and lunch spot by day, supper club by night), is complete with the same entertainment that performed at Jabba’s Palace in Return of the Jedi. The restaurant design is totally futuristic with unbelievably imagined food (delicious and fun), along with a Wookie, a Sullustan, a Zabrak and other familiar aliens to serve and entertain you. Disney invested hundreds of millions in this fully immersive experience with the starting price for a two-night experience per couple, about $4,800; $6,000 for a family of four. Disney had a really strong start but quickly used up all their die-hard super-fans that could afford the spectacular experience, along with corporate restructuring intended to cut costs by $5.5 billion and changing business plans. The last reservations for the Galactic Starcruiser will be those that reserved until the end of September. Oh, no.


The Freeport Historical Museum has a Shark Exhibit right now. Perfect for Shark Week July 11-18 on Discovery Channel, but you can make it last all summer

Interesting Facts about Sharks:

* There are around 500 known species of sharks.

* Sharks are cartilaginous, meaning their difference from fish is their skeletons are made of cartilage instead of bone.

* Sharks are also different from bony fish because they have eyelids.

* Sharks have placoid scales, which are smooth, helping move quickly. Fish have flat, rough scales.

* Sharks can only swim forward. That is because their fins are stiff and cannot be controlled by muscles.

* Sharks stay buoyant because of their light-weight cartilage skeletons. They also have really oily livers which helps them stay balanced in deeper waters.

* An average shark has 40-45 teeth in up to seven rows. Sharks lose teeth regularly and can go through 30,000 teeth in their lifetime.

* Sharks have been living in Earth’s oceans for 450 million years.

* The smallest shark is the Dwarf Lantern that grows to six inches, the largest is the Whale Shark at 41.5 feet in length.

* The largest shark to ever live was the massive Megalodon that averaged 50 feet in length, which has been extinct for 16 million years.

* You can measure the age of a shark by counting the rings on its vertebrae.

* Most sharks never sleep because they have to constantly pump water through their mouth over their gills to breathe or they will die.

* Sharks have amazing sense of hearing and can hear prey up to 3000 feet away. Their ears are actually located inside of their heads.

* Scientists think sharks may be color blind. Their eyes are similar to cats and can see better in dark and murky waters than other fish.

* Sharks’ eyes are located on the sides of their heads to give them a wider view of their surroundings.

* Some sharks living in cold waters can heat their eyes with a special organ in their eye socket.

* Sharks living in deep water tend to have light colored eyes to help attract more light, while sharks living closer to the surface have darker colored eyes to shield them from the light.

* Sharks can move both their lower and upper jaws.

* Sharks whip their prey around back and forth to break off large chunks of meat.

* Sharks have the thickest skin of any animal species; some with skin 6-in. thick.

* Sharks have the largest brains of any fish.

* Sharks communicate through body language, like zigzag swimming, head shaking, hunched backs, and head butts.

* Sharks do not have vocal cords, so they make no sounds, known as the silent killers.

* Sharks have few natural predators. Killer whales, seals, crocodiles, and larger sharks occasionally eat sharks. The biggest threat to sharks is humans.

* Sharks have been known to reproduce asexually (requires only one parent organism and results in genetically identical offspring, like a clone). This is known as parthenogenesis and has been documented in different species.

* Some sharks are carnivorous in the womb. The first tiger shark pup to hatch will eat its siblings.

* Most female sharks lose their appetites before giving birth as a biological trigger to prevent them from eating their own pups.

* Great White Sharks eat an average of 11 tons of food a year but can go as long as three months without eating.

* Blue Sharks are most endangered species on the planet, highly coveted for fins used in shark fin soup.

* Angel Sharks can ambush their prey in one-tenth of one second. Thresher Sharks use their tails to slap their prey to death. Bamboo Sharks don’t swim but use four different fins to walk across the ocean floor. Sixgill Sharks can have a litter of 100 pups. Bull Sharks can live in both fresh and saltwater.

* Shark attacks are extremely rare and usually account for four fatalities every single year worldwide.

* Humans kill 100 million sharks a year. That means for every single person killed by a shark, humans kill 25 million sharks.

* Most sharks do not like the taste of humans, so often they just take a bite then swim off. Reassuring thought. 😊


Happy Shark Week. Thanks for shopping and reading with us. We appreciate you!

😊 LISA


Send comments to Lisa Baker at lisa@thesourceweekly.com

What I Heard This Week! 07-30-2020

What I Heard This Week July 30, 2020

Every once-in-a-while you read something that is so unbelievable. Read on. A woman in San Diego posted a photo of a Starbucks employee that had refused to serve her because she was not wearing a mask, despite a county public health mandate to wear one. She posted, “Next time I will wait for cops and bring a medical exemption.” (OK, but let’s talk about this time.) One kind person that read the post, which has now been deleted, started a GoFundMe for the barista, which collected over $100,000 in virtual tips. Now the woman says she wants half of the money that the barista earned when the story went viral.  She spoke to lawyers, but they were too expensive, so SHE started a GoFundMe in an effort to raise money…to get half of his money. As Ricky Ricardo would say, ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!


My dream job would be driving the Karma bus.


There is an Atlantic weather system expected to develop into a tropical storm or depression. The next storm name in the Atlantic Hurricane season will be Isaias, pronounced ess-ah-EE-ahs. Some argue it should be pronounced eye-zay-uhs. I have no idea. I think it is Spanish and I can only count to 16 and order rum & coke in Spanish.


Shark Week will kick off August 9th with more than 20 hours of promised new programming during the 32nd annual event that lasts eight days on Discovery Channel. It seems that the pandemic lockdown, which has reduced the number of people playing or working in the oceans, “has given sharks the opportunity to reclaim the oceans.” Head over to SharkPickles.com, (yes, shark pickles – don’t ask, just look it up) for a tease of what iscoming. I promise it will be entertaining, to say the least. If nothing else, this gives us an excuse to re-watch the 1975 thriller, Jaws, directed by Steven Spielberg.


A rare, unprovoked great white shark attack in the state of Maine, happened this week. The 63-year-old NYC woman, a seasonal resident, was swimming off the shore of Bailey Island and was rescued by two kayakers who took her to shore, but she did not make it. Let’s face it, a shark doesn’t know if you are a human or a big juicy seal, until they take a big taste out of you and she was wearing a wet suit, so she looked like a seal. Nature. They were here first. In Port Aransas, a 13-year-old boy caught a massive 11-foot, 6-inch, 844-pound tiger shark. The meat was split between 14 people who were on the boat.


A woman’s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting. Christian Dior


Dr. Anthony Fauci’s ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals – Yankees Major League Baseball opener was not a pretty sight. In fact, it was hard to watch. He is definitely not a baseball player, just a super good sport, and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which I think he happens to be really good at. Topps decided that he deserved a first-pitch baseball card and sold them for a mere 24 hours, but during that time the sales broke company records. 51,512 cards sold during those few hours. It is a unique time in our world for sports and everything else I can think of. We are learning to celebrate in different ways. The company’s previous record was for a card of Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Vladimir Guerrero Jr., which sold 19,396 copies and featured Guerrero’s first hit. $1.8 million was paid at auction this month for a LeBron James trading card showing him as a rookie from the 2003-04 season. It was the highest priced basketball card ever sold.


ALOT Travel website ranked Houston as the rudest city in Texas. Hmmm. Jammed freeways, unbelievable standstill rush hour traffic, mosquitoes, humid sticky weather…but I have to admit, there is some of the most delicious food in Houston, so perhaps Houston folks are just thinking about what they are going to eat next time, and therefore it just seems like they’re not very nice.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Lifestyle expert and domestic guru Martha Stewart is 79. She has a new HGTV show called Martha Knows Best, that premiers Friday. It will take you inside life on her NY farm, as she hands out home and gardening wisdom.  TV producer Norman Lear is 98.  All in the Family, Sanford and Son, One Day at a Time, The Jefferson’s, Good Times, Maude. Olympic gold medal figure skater Peggy Fleming is 72.  Rock legend Mick Jagger is 77. Olympic gold medal figure skater Dorothy Hamill is 64.Rock singer Patti Scialfa is 65.Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.Actress Helen Mirren is 74.


Garfield creator Jim Davis is 75. Rock musician Roger Taylor is 71. Drummer for Queen.Actress Sally Struthers is 73.  All in the Family. TV producer Dick Ebersol is 73. Co-created the long-running sketch comedy series, Saturday Night Live, with Lorne Michaels, in 1975. Rock musician Simon Kirke is 71. Bad Company. Rock musician Steve Morse is 66. Deep Purple. Documentary maker Ken Burnsis 65. Rock musician Neal Doughty is 72. REO Speedwagon. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 72. Actress Lisa Kudrow is 56. Friends. Chef Alton Brown is 57. Country singer Zac Brown is 41. Actor Wesley Snipes is 57. Actress Geraldine Chaplin is 75.Actress Sandra Bullock is 56.Style guru Tim Gunn is 65.


Olivia de Havilland, star of Gone with the Wind, died in her sleep at her home in Paris, at 104. The Hollywood legend was a two-time winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress: 1946’s To Each His Own and 1950’s The Heiress. I just re-read her autobiography, Every Frenchman Has One, telling of her life in France. Peter Green, blues guitarist for early Fleetwood Mac, died at 73. He wrote the classics, Black Magic Woman and Oh, Well, and Albatross. Mick Fleetwood said, “he deserved a lion’s share of credit for the band’s success.”Regis Philbin died at 88, holding the Guinness World Record of 17,000-plus hours on TV.The star began his run as host of Live! with co-hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Kelly Ripa and served as the original host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.


If you learn something new every day, you can teach something new every day.Martha Stewart


About a week ago, my son felt some abdominal pain that he suspected was appendicitis. Since his pediatrician had retired, we felt it was time to find a family practitioner for Gage. We called around, asked for suggestions, and were quite happy when Coastal Family Medicine could squeeze him in the next morning. Bingo. I wasn’t excited about him being in a doctor’s office right now with COVID on the loose, but he had done the research, and knew that his symptoms were serious. Little did I know what was coming. They sent him straight to the hospital for a CT scan and blood work, loaded him up and sent him straight to the Emergency Room. It was there that he received confirmation that yes, he needed to have his appendix removed. My sweet son FaceTimed me as they were telling him what needed to be done. They gave Gage a strong antibiotic and prepped him for surgery. The last thing I said to him was, “Don’t forget to send me all your passwords.” He laughed and I wanted to cry. My baby was going into surgery and I was sitting at my desk, literally twiddling my thumbs.  The hospital called asking about our pharmacy of choice for the pain medication, so I was sitting at the drive-thru window of the Medicine Shoppe talking to Julie when my phone rang. The plan had been to pick up the prescription, then head immediately to the hospital parking lot and wait it out just like I did his first day of preschool in 1998. Gage was on the phone and announced he was ready to be picked up. I rushed over as he was being wheeled out of the ER entrance with a big smile. We loaded him up and his first request was rice pudding. “Mom, I didn’t plan on surgery when I left the house this morning, I’m starving.” Thank you so much to every single nurse and doctor that helped pull off an amazing ten hours without a hitch. It could not have been any more perfect than it happened. Emergency surgery during a pandemic, who would ever have imagined? Thank you Dr. Kovacev, Dr. Ritter,Casey, Katie, Courtney and anyone else I forgot!


Good news- Luby’s in LJ is now open again…daily from 11am to 7pm. That is a game changer for my family. Two girls, 17and 19-years-old, from Sugar Land, were swept off the Surfside jetties by a large wave as they attempted to walk down the rocks during storm Hanna but were rescued by nearby surfers.An 87-year-old woman mistakenly hit the gas and drove into a building on Parking Way, but no one was hurt. I believe I have hit the gas by mistake at least once in my life.A friend of mine had a motorcycle accident a couple of months ago and had to take a helicopter ride from the hospital in Bay City to Houston.  He received a bill for $63,201.00 for that short ride. Yikes. His insurance covered the full amount, but he didn’t even get to enjoy the ride.


Tina went out in horrible rain today to pick up lunch and came back with an order of Popeye’s chicken and biscuits for me. I sat at my desk working on this column and picked at the food inside the bag for over an hour. Finally, I went back to the kitchen, took what was left of the chicken out of the bag and finished it off. It was so good. Then I came across this story about something that I have been waiting for my whole life…I guess. Eye roll. There is a Crocs shoe available that looks like a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and smells like chicken…on purpose. These are new shoes, not dumpster-diving treasures. Crocs’ limited-edition KFC clogs are now available for $60. They come with two drumstick-shaped charms that are made to resemble and smell like fried chicken. I bet Colonel Harland David Sanders is rolling over in his grave with laughter. ***Please note ***shoes are not for human consumption. 😊


All I am saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given the horse a name.


This is hard for me to remember, so I will share in case you also have a difficult time. In LJ, if your garbage day is Tues. your heavy trash days are the 2nd and 4th Mon. If your garbage day is Mon. your heavy trash week is the 1st and 3rd Mon.of the month. Important because if you put it out on the wrong week, then you may get a citation. Now that I have your attention…If you are one of the several hundred people that illegally use the dumpsters that we pay for monthly in downtown LJ, please note that the city will not pick up your stained mattresses, rusted-out grills, broken furniture, pallets and left-over construction material from our property except every 4 to 6 weeks, so we have to mow around your stuff, look at it, admire it and wonder every single day where you received your manners, thinking that you can dispose of your unneeded stuff on someone else’s property. Just saying. I work in my garden and I see you all weekend long. I take pictures of your license plates. Some of you even have your names on the boxes you dump. That isa smart idea, just in case we need to get in touch with you…


Mark Tullos was the first to mention I had the airport runway directions wrong on the hijacked plane story last week. Connie agreed. Jeff Fourier sent pictures to Mark and they both agree that it was directly across the street from Popeye’s in what is now the Walmart parking lot. I stand corrected. Perhaps it was a taxi way that I remember seeing when I moved here. And I received much discussion this week about Things That Tell You the Truth:Small children, drunk people, and yoga pants. Thank you for notes and comments. I love it when I know you are reading this.Someone else sent me information on cow farts vs. cow burps. It is the burps that add to the methane, but truly small numbers in the whole scheme of things. It is unlikely that the use of lemon grass in the suggested amounts will do too much to produce an eco-friendly burger, but at least someone is trying to do their part.


Good. I see that you have been wearing your mask. Thank you, friends, and fellow citizens. Together we can do this, but it is a harder journey to do it and do it right, this time.193 new covid-19 cases in Brazoria County as of yesterday, 07-28-2020.  One single day. Record number. We are heading in the wrong direction and doing so with astonishing speed. Hang on.

😊 Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 08-01-2019

What I Heard This Week August 1, 2019

According to a recent U.S. Foods study, one in four delivery food drivers admitted to taking food from a customer’s order before dropping off the meal. Fifty percent of the deliverers polled said they had been tempted by the smell of the food they deliver. Hmmm. First there was the Blue Bell licker, now this.


There was a great article about all the food we throw out, (not counting the food that is tasted by our delivery people 😊…see above.) When you cut up a pineapple, don’t throw out the core. Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that can reduce nasal and sinus inflammation, can help arthritis and muscle pain, and potentially fight cancer. You can add the core to fruit salads, slaws, salsas or stir-fries, blend it into smoothies, flavored water, tea or sangria. Hmmm. More foods you can save, next week.


Thank Goodness I don’t have to hunt for food. I don’t even know where tacos live…


In Huntsville, two prison system employees (a high-ranking official and his wife) were fired when another woman was arrested for allegedly buying and selling prescription pills in the prison parking lot. It gets better. The woman arrested was the mother-in-law of the high-ranking Texas prison official.


Johnny Manziel reportedly scored a 32 on the Wonderlic test, which boosted his chances among the teams considering the former Texas A&M quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner.The Wonderlic is a 50-question test that measures cognitive ability. The test time is limited to 12 minutes. A score of 20 is indicative of “average” intelligence and roughly equivalent to an IQ of 100. Former Bengals punter Pat McInally, who attended Harvard, is the only prospect known to have scored a perfect 50 on the test. Perhaps there is now hope for this boy who changed his name to ‘John’ Manziel a few months ago.


Arsenio Hall has confirmed that The Prince of Zamunda will not be alone in the “Coming to America” sequel due to release on August 7th, 2020.


My most ‘recently hired paper delivery person’ isn’t with us anymore, so Connie was kind enough to deliver papers to Jones Creek (thank you, Connie) and my daughter helped me deliver to LJ, Brazoria and Sargent last week. I offered to pay Anne-Elisabeth by the hour, and she accepted. 😊During our Thursday morning run, she asked me if I was paying myself to deliver. I told her that I had already paid the carrier in advance to deliver so I was out that money, plus I was paying ‘her’ to deliver so if I paid myself, I would definitely end up even further ‘in the hole.’ Life. You end up in the hole quite a bit.


You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. Charles Buxton.


It’s the end of Shark Week…to conclude the eventful week that ends on August 4th, the Discovery Channel will air on that day, all day, “encore presentations of the biggest specials from Shark Week 2019.” There are 18 new specials this year along with the nightly talk-show, “Shark after Dark” so there was a load of new information. I gathered there are so many more reported shark ‘incidents’ because there are so many more people swimming in oceans that actually belong to the sharks. Remember that.


Swarms of grasshoppers, so thick that you can see them from space and on weather radar, are invading Las Vegas. The National Weather Service has warned motorists that it could even impact visibility on area roads. The insects are harmless and will likely be gone in a few weeks. But for now, they are attracted to white light (not much of that in Vegas) and it’s mating season.


Public Service Announcement: Michelle says her phone died last week so that’s why you haven’t heard from her. Shear Spice Clients: call her. 979-297-2660. FYI: She reminds you to back-up your phone and your pictures. Yep. A Public Service Announcement. Back-up phone & pictures. More than one location.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Rock musician Simon Kirke is 70. Bad Company. Rock musician Steve Morse is 65. Deep Purple. Actress Lori Loughlin is 55. Perfect example of what not to do. Former Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig is 85. Movie director Peter Bogdanovich is 80. The Last Picture Show. Jazz musician David Sanborn is 74. Law professor Anita Hill is 63. Actress Hilary Swank is 45. Rock musician Jim McCarty is 76. The Yardbirds.

Mick Jagger is 76. We celebrated with him and a few friends at the No Filter Tour at NRG stadium on Saturday night. Part of the kids Christmas gift last year were tickets to see The Rolling Stones. First a lovely dinner at Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen across the street from NRG, then we prepared to rock-n-roll. We parked, enjoying our short walk in on such a pretty evening, snagging a fellow fan on the way to take a picture of the three of us standing in front of the Stones banner. They were the first band to play NRG when it opened in 2003. The concert had originally been scheduled for April this year but was postponed when Mr. Flamboyant, Mick Jagger, had heart surgery. You would NEVER have known by the way he was strutting his skinny little stuff on stage, changing outfits more often than most Vegas acts,but I must tell you that they sounded surprisingly good for a bunch of old guys. In fact, from Midnight Rambler to Satisfaction, they were better than good, they were great.Charlie Watts was ridiculously calm, never giving up those drumsticks. He just turned 78.Rolling Stones, me, my kids. Such a nice night.


So, let’s say you’re driving down 288 and you have a flat tire. There’s no shoulder to pull over to safely change the flat so you don’t get flattened in the process. Or perhaps you see an older person that has had car problems. Or you see an intoxicated driver. I’ve told you this before, but someone suggested that I can’t say it often enough. Pull out your driver’s license and look at the back where it says TEXAS ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE 1-800-525-5555. It’s in tiny print. This is for motorists to use to report a need for non-emergency assistance. It is not a substitute for 9-1-1 and it is not a Customer Service line to answer driver license questions. It is for motorists who have a legitimate need for assistance on Texas roadways. It could be city police, sheriff’s department, or highway patrol. You can also call if you see hazardous road conditions, debris in the road, suspicious activity at a rest stop or obviously intoxicated or dangerous drivers. You will have to provide your name, cellphone number, vehicle description, highway location, mile marker and/or county or city location. I’ve had to use this number twice in my life; once near Gonzales when I had a screw in a brand-new tire and another time near Iowa Colony, where there was no room to pull over for anotherscrew-infested flat.  State police showed up both times with lights flashing while the tires were changed. You just never know when it’s going to happen.


If you grew up in Texas, then you had Dr. Pepper, queso, and Miller Light in the ‘icebox’, along with a tin of bean dip and Fritos set out on the cabinet so there was some substance close by before you hopped on the couch to watch the Dallas Cowboys. Anyone outside Texas probably looks at a can of bean dip and says “yuk,” but we know it is really good stuff. I came across this recipe for bean dip so I thought I would share it. One can refried beans (I personally, would use leftover pintos), 6-8 pickled jalapeno nacho slices, 1 tablespoon of brine from the jalapeno jar, ½ teaspoon each of salt, sugar, & onion powder, ¼ teaspoon each of paprika, chili powder, & cumin. Dump into food processor and zap. Little Fritos work best to scoop bean dip…personal opinion only.


Saint Arnold Brewery will be celebrating Root Beer Float Day, August 4th from 11am to 4pm. FYI.


A 16-year old boy has won $3 million as the first Fortnite World Cup Solo Champion which is more $$ than Tiger Woods made for winning the 2019 Masters Tournament. What now can a mother say about her children playing video games? Not much. “Bugha” says he spends about 6 hours a day practicing.


Thank you to Donna at Texas Gulf Bank drive-thru for assisting me last week. Thank you to Dr. Sam Shandley for taking time to have the loveliest conversation with me this morning. He was out for his 5-mile morning walk and I was on my way to feed a neighbor’s cat. We couldn’t have planned a better tete-a-tete and had it work out so perfectly on such a hot July morning.


Someone scammed a 55-year-old grandmother by posting a picture of Channel 2 weatherman, Frank Billingsley along with a fake identity, then somehow convinced a woman that he wanted to put $4 million in her bank account in case something happened to him.  The woman believed “her prayers for finding true love” had been answered and she proceeded to send $40,000 for service fees so the money could be released into her account. The woman never met the man in person. The woman’s son said that he wants to,“help other sons and daughters to watch out for their aging parents (wait, she was ONLY 55-old enough to know better and young enough not to fall for it) but when he looks back, there were signs…long romantic emails that looked like a novel, bad grammar that was obvious English was not a first language, and phone texting instead of ‘real’ phone calls or video phone chatting.” Whew. Any ONE of those should have sent him into an immediate tailspin. They reached out to Billingsley who said later, “I get this email from this woman asking if I’d been talking to her online…No, that’s not me.” He also said that he’s been contacted before about someone using his images online. Scammers!


This afternoon I received the following email. I cut and pasted it exactly like it came to me.“My Dear, My name is Miss. Sirah Abdelqader. I’m the only child of the former Central Bank Governor of Sudan, Hazem Abdelqader, whom am sure was poisoned to death by his colleagues on their visit to Turkey in 2018 but the government of Omar al-Bashir gave a report that my father died of a heart attack, they killed him in order to appoint a new governor but I left everything to GOD to judge. My mother died 2 months ago of cancer. Because of the ongoing crisis here in Sudan, I decided to relocate to another city since my mother is dead and cause of moving our properties I discovered a bank document in my late father’s briefcase indicating that my late father deposited huge sum of Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$15.500.000.00), with a prime bank in Abidjan Ivory Coast which my name was the next of kin according to the document. Please advise your reply to me urgently as I want to go to Ivory Coast by this week for this inheritance claim but only want you to stand by me and provide your account details to transfer the fund because with the ongoing crisis it’s not advisable to transfer the fund to Sudan. Thanks, and good day. Miss. Sirah Abdelqader” DO NOT FALL FOR THINGS LIKE THIS…


Only in Los Angeles. Police were pursuing a man wearing a clown mask and green wig, sitting on top of the sunroof of a black BMW sedan while driving 2-3 mph in the fast lane of the freeway, all while holding a (prop) chainsaw. As the officers tried to pull the car over, the driver then led officers on a chase at speeds of more than 70 mph before heading towards the beach. As the car came to a stop, the driver got out and ran, but then stopped to help scoop sand to cover an individual lying on the beach. A reason for the bizarre behavior and pursuit was unclear. Hmmm.


In Abilene, a nearly $350,000 fire truck that was delivered just last month, went up in flames during a test drive to check the brakes. Hmmm.


Freddie Brown of Brown’s Auto Sales is easing into a new chapter of his life after 64 years in the car business. The Brazosport Chamber of Commerce will present its first Lifetime Achievement Award at a luncheon at noon on August 29, at the Dow Academic Center and will honor Mr. Brown for his MANY contributions to our community. You should give him a call to say congratulations. 979-265-2651.


Nothing I say or do is done by popular demand but writing this column sure is fun. Thanks for reading. Lisa

What I Heard This Week! August 16, 2018

What I Heard This Week August 15, 2018

A man swimming off a sandbar near Stingray Road at Crystal Beach on Boliver Peninsula was bitten by a shark right above the knee. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… A Harlingen man reeled in a 12-foot tiger shark last weekend at South Padre Island after a 2-hour fight. He released the shark after taking pictures and measurements and says that he knows in his heart that he got a state record so releasing the shark was more important. Nice.


In celebration of Shark Week, I bought my son a silly stuffed shark that makes shark noises if you push its little fin. I found it at Walmart. The kitties at my house did not like it at first, but they have now warmed up to the idea because you now hear shark noises at all hours of the day and night. It’s not unusual at all to see a cat tearing through the house carrying a stuffed shark that is almost as big as she is. We laugh. Life is good. PS – It’s been 40 years since of the release of JAWS 2.


About 15 miles from downtown Austin, there is a 14-acre, rainwater-fed, state-of-the-art surf park that has rideable waves every two minutes. It’s called NLand. In addition to surfing, you can head to the NLand Juice Bar or eat at the Blue Prairie then have a beer at the NLand Brewing Company. There is live music and film screenings. Sounds like a daytrip to me.


A friend of mine has a little one that LOVES tractors and trucks. I thought of her as I read about Extreme Sandbox. It’s located in Pottsboro, a small town in north Texas and if you’re 14 or over, you can ‘rent time’ on excavators, backhoes and bulldozers then play in the dirt. The Sandbox Crew gives you 25 minutes of classroom instruction then they let you start your adventure in an air-conditioned cab as you haul wrecked cars, move barrels and dig dirt. Picnic tables are available for spectators.  There are gift certificates and different packages that start at $195 and some even include a room at Tanglewood Resort. At their Minnesota location, there is a firetruck where you can spray the giant water hose or rent it, so you can arrive in style at your wedding. Eat your heart out, Tonka trucks.


The Marriott Marquis Houston has opened its Parkview Terrace to the public, which just happens to include the beautiful Lone Star state-shaped lazy river, heated infinity pool, hot tub, fitness center and food & drinks from the High Dive restaurant. There is still a little summer left to go play. See above.


An employee spotted a garter snake in the basement of the Georgetown library in DC. They released the snake outside only to discover three more snakes in a knot hours later, so they closed the library for two days as pest control did what was needed to rid the library of the snakes. When the library reopened, one of their first scheduled educational programs was ‘Reptiles Alive,’ a show-and-tell with snakes, frogs and other reptiles. What are the chances.


After 17 years of working as a morning news anchor, Rachel McNeill has announced that she will be leaving KPRC and her co-anchor, Owen Conflenti, to move to Phoenix, Arizona where her husband will be working as the Chief of Cardiology and Director of Adult Medicine at Phoenix Children’s Hospital. I will miss her. She is very genuine and one classy looking lady.


When it rains, the frogs start their singing. You listen and say to yourself that it’s because they’re so happy that their little hole in the dirt is now cool and comfortable. Nope. The males are singing to woo the females for breeding. Sly devils. The males arrange themselves and try to sing in unison. Females (just like a girl) take their time to arrive and select a mate, preferring the ones that sing longer or louder.  It rained today, and I can hear two of them outside my office window screaming, “Pick me, pick me.”


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actress Catherine Hicks is 67. Dr. Faith Coleridge on Ryan’s Hope. Basketball Hall of Fame David Robinson is 53. San Antonio Spurs. Entrepreneur Mark Cuban is 60. He started out as a bartender and is now the owner of Dallas Mavericks. Actor Wesley Snipes is 56.  Author J.K. Rowling is 53. Country singer-musician Zac Brown is 40. Actor Martin Sheen is 78. Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart is 77. NFL quarterback Tom Brady is 41. Actress Evangeline Lilly is 39. Madonna is 60. She is celebrating with a fundraiser for orphans and children in Malawi. Actress Loni Anderson is 73. Actress singer Maureen McCormick is 62. Author David Baldacci is 58.


Remember the gorgeous Tab Hunter, blond and beautiful movie idol from the 50’s. He died last month at the age of 86.


Hope you took advantage of tax-free weekend to get your school supplies. At one school district, a parent will spend about $132 on supplies for a second-grader. And that’s not including new jeans and underwear. To save money, I always tried to gather stuff for my kids all year long when it was marked down, especially in September and October at office supply locations and Target. We still have more than our fair share of notebook paper in my supply closet because $.25-cents a package was always so appealing.

Tilly is the newest Asian elephant calf born at the Houston Zoo, having arrived June 17. Her older sister, Joy, was born last year and has a different mom but they share the same father, Thai aka Baby Daddy. This is a great thing for the Houston Zoo because Tilly is one of only two elephants have been born in captivity in the US this year.


A 25-year-old man who was being detained by police officers in Maryland, told them that since he worked at Krispy Kreme Donuts, he would give them donuts if they let him go.  Hmmm.


The novel, The Fault in our Stars, was first published in January 2012. The title is inspired by Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar, in which the nobleman Cassius says to Brutus: “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings.” By June 6, 2014, it was released as a movie and opened at number one at the box office. It is quite a lovely love story that also tackles life, terminal illness, and death successfully. John Green is now one of the biggest young-adult authors in the world and plans to do something totally crazy by releasing the book in a much smaller form – all the original words just squeezed down to the size of a cellphone; it’s horizontal and you flip the pages up like you do when you swipe your phone screen. The spine is a hinge that helps the book remain open and the paper used is the same that’s been in Bibles forever – so very thin without being see-through. The Penguin Minis by John Green that will be released on October 23rd, are “Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns and The Fault in Our Stars” and will sell for $12 each. I, for one, am excited to see this. Teens will love this.

John Green – “You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you.”


Just saw the email for Hatch Chilis at Central Market, so it must be the 23rd Annual Hatch Festival. Buy them for the freezer. I used my last bag in early spring to make two meat loaves that were just full of chopped Hatch peppers. So delicious.

Crestless Wave “August is a gentle reminder for not doing a single thing from your new year resolution for seven months and not doing it for next five.”


A father and his 17-year-old son were captured on video cameras installed by wildlife officials, after they shot a mother bear and her crying newborn twins inside their Alaska den. The clip shows the men skinning and butchering the bear as they declare, “They’ll never be able to link it to us.” The mother bear had been part of a three-year study due to concerns about the declining black bear population in the area. I vote for skinning the dad. Sometimes immature boys do things that they think will make their dads proud of them.


Apple became the world’s first publicly traded company to be valued at $1-trillion.


The Han Solo jacket worn by Harrison Ford in the Star Wars film, The Empire Strikes Back is expected to bring as much as $1.3-million in an auction of rare movie memorabilia on September 20th at London’s BFI Imax. There are many other items including a Star Wars lightsaber, Johnny Depp’s costume from Edward Scissorhands and a hat worn by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.


Brazosport Rotary Club 57th Annual Shrimp Boil and Fish Fry. Don’t worry, you haven’t missed it. Harvey changed the date and location for them last year, but it worked out so well that they decided to try it again. Thanks, Harvey. This year it will be Sunday, October 7th at Lake Jackson Civic Center. The list of various community service projects that are helped by this fundraiser is enormous, so don’t forget to support them with your purchase of meal tickets and Raffle tickets for the 2018 Honda Accord EXL with additional prizes that may include an Apple Watch, Go-Pro and Samsung tablet. Our whole community benefits in ways that you can’t imagine. www.BrazosportShrimpBoil.com


Pray for California.


A couple in Houston were fighting as they left a restaurant. Not normal fighting where you say ugly stuff to each other and then immediately regret it. Nope. They ended up taking it to the streets and were chasing, hitting and running into each other’s cars. As the man sideswiped the girlfriend’s car, he lost control of his own vehicle, struck a pole and was thrown from his truck. He died at the scene. Yikes.


A burglar broke into a home through a basement window, opened a bottle of wine and passed out in an available bed. The wife came home and discovered the stranger in her son’s bed, then told her husband. He confronted the thief but couldn’t understand what he was saying because he was so drunk.


Southwest Airlines decided to discontinue the little bags of peanuts out of concern for those with allergies. I have a son who is allergic to peanuts, so I appreciate what they’re doing but I’m really going to miss those peanuts!


The McDonald’s Big Mac is turning 50.Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.’ That TV jingle stuck in everyone’s head. We all knew it. I ate a Big Mac almost every single day my senior year of high school along with an order of fries and a Dr. Pepper. Well, occasionally, I ate a Filet-of-Fish. Fast food has since become a little more sophisticated. We didn’t know then that fresh meat patties were better than frozen ones and we didn’t know that kale was better than lettuce, we just knew that Big Mac’s were good. If you haven’t tried one lately, you should.


I turned this column in early this week because I’m leaving early to deliver my youngest child and 14-pairs of her shoes to college. I’m not sad, because this is what I have raised her to do, but I do know my life will be different now. I’ll let you know what happens next week. PS. I’ll have tissues in the car.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I appreciate it. Lisa

What I Heard This Week! August 9, 2018

What I Heard This Week August 8, 2018

Eleven ‘financial industry’ employees ranging in age from 21 to 60, will split $543-million, the biggest prize in California lottery history after each one chipped in $2. They all plan to keep their jobs. The owner of Ernie’s Liquor store in San Jose will get his own million-dollar check as his reward for selling the ticket.


The Rolls-Royce Cullinan is a ‘very nice’ SUV and is now available as the first SUV in the British automaker’s 112-year history. For a base price of only $325,000 (I did NOT add an extra zero) you can have a vertical Parthenon (think Greek goddess Athena) grille, a spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament and umbrellas hidden in coach doors that shut automatically with a push of a button. Every Rolls-Royce is hand-crafted by 60 carmakers. It has a top speed of 155-mph, features hand-cut wooden trim and hand-sewn leather details with lambswool floor mats. Options include a rear info-tainment system where passengers can input directions to the driver, a rear center console with a whiskey decanter, a rear tailgate set with mechanized fold-out chairs and a table. Sorry, the chauffeur is extra.


According to Zillow, the median home value in Texas is $185,900 and the median home value in Houston is $178,300. So that tells me that you can buy almost two houses in either Houston or the State of Texas or you could just settle for one lonely SUV with what looks like a woman flying with sheets wrapped around her arms then stuck in the middle the hood. Priorities.


Rosamond Gifford Zoo in upstate New York is proud to announce the birth of twin red pandas, an endangered species found in Asia. Their names are Loofah and Doofah after characters in “The Land Before Time.” Then, rescued and rehabbed harbor seal pups, Tomato and Ravioli, made their public debut at Moody Gardens Aquarium. Both are considered un-releasable because of poor eyesight and neurologic & balance problems.


Shark Week: A woman and two men pulled a horn shark named Miss Helen out of her tank at the San Antonio Aquarium, wrapped her in a blanket then pushed her out of the aquarium in a baby stroller. Video showed it all, so the thief had no choice but to direct police to his personal aquarium where he had placed the shark.


Terry and the T-Birds in concert. August 18th Lake Jackson Civic Center 979-415-2600


Alan Alda, 82, star of M*A*S*H, revealed that he has been living with Parkinson’s disease for over three years. “The reason I want to talk about it in public is that I was diagnosed 3-1/2years ago and I’ve had a full life since. I thought it’s probably only a matter of time before somebody does a story about this from a sad point of view, but that’s not where I am.” Alda says he went to the doctors after reading that acting out one’s dreams could be an early warning sign of the disorder. He is also speaking out to reassure people that they do not have to be fearful after a diagnosis. He boxes three times a week, plays tennis and marches to John Philip Sousa music because it’s good for Parkinson’s. Thank you, Alan Alda.


Freaky Friday, the Musical, will broadcast this Friday evening on the Disney channel.


‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’ – This sequel seems to be a totally ridiculous mixture of joy, good songs, dance, love and all sorts of cheesy, happy and weepy moments. I cried. I laughed. Honestly, if you can’t go and just enjoy it for what it is, then leave the rest of us alone so we can continue singing.


Maya Angelou – “We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.”


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor Patrick Stewart is 78. Actor comedian Cheech Marin is 72. Actor director Cameron Crowe is 61. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Before moving into the film industry, Crowe was a contributing editor at Rolling Stone magazine. Actor Giancarlo Giannini is 76.  He dubbed Jack Nicholson’s voice in the Italian release of both The Shining and Batman and is the official Italian dubber for Al Pacino. Rock singer Joe Elliott is 59. Def Leppard. Rapper Chuck D. is 59. Public Enemy.


Singer Tony Bennett is 92 and just released his new single with Diana Krall. He will be at Smart Financial Centre later this month. Singer Christine McVie is 75. Fleetwood Mac. Fitness guru Richard Simmons is 70. Actress Cheryl Ladd is 67. Actor Darryl Hickman is 87. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis. Comic strip creator Jim Davis is 73. Garfield. Actress Sally Struthers is 71. Gloria Stivic on All in the Family. Jazz musician producer Delfeayo Marsalis is 53.


In nature, when a new queen splits from her original hive, all the bees with her must find a new home. So, when you see this happening it will look like a swarm (because it is) but it is pretty safe if you don’t provoke them. When you have a problem with bees, always call a professional (beekeeper) that will help protect and save the bees – not an exterminator. WE NEED BEES.


Lady Gaga announced her Las Vegas concert residency at Park Theater at the new Park MGM resort. She will have two different shows scheduled; ‘Jazz & Piano’ and ‘Pop.’


Pink Eye is transferred from person-to-person quickly, lasts one to two weeks, is not treatable with antibiotics and seems to be on the rise this summer. The strain making its way around right now is viral instead of bacterial and more resistant to medication. WASH YOUR HANDS, don’t touch your face. Learn to sneeze into your elbow since the virus can travel with a sneeze. If you have someone in your family that happens to get this charmer, then wipe down your door and cabinet knobs, wash your sheets and towels in hot water, change your pillow case often and your tube of mascara. Now, I bet that your eye is itching or watering just reading this. Mine is.


In Texas, “Aren’t you precious,” translates to “At least your Mama thinks you’re pretty.”


French lawmakers passed legislation banning students as old as 15 from bringing smartphones and tablets to school unless they are turned off. Officials believe, “This is a way to shield children from addictive habits and to safeguard the sanctity of the classroom.” Way to go!


Socrates – “The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.”


Saint Arnold Brewing was founded 24-years ago by Brock Wagner. His beautiful new beer garden and restaurant is open to the public seven days a week. Enjoy beer, food, architecture, art and a view of downtown Houston. Love that Lawnmower.


JOKE: I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.  
‘This is the 21st century,’ he said. ‘We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.’  I can tell you, that mosquito never knew what hit it…


University of Houston All-American defensive tackle Ed Oliver is featured on one of four regional covers for the college football preview issue of Sports Illustrated. The headline reads: “Ed Oliver Is A Big Boss. For the Cougars Now. In the NFL Draft Next Year.”


It looks like Australia just built the world’s longest cat-proof fence bordering the Newhaven Wildlife Sanctuary. It’s 27.3-miles long and after they clear the area of cats and other predators, they will introduce eleven different endangered species as part of a “rewilding” campaign. The mala is a marsupial that looks like a cross between a rabbit and a rat is only one of Australia’s most endangered mammals. Eventually the fence will extend another 84 miles making it one of the most important conservation infrastructure pieces in Australia. Feral and pet cats kill more than a million birds in Australia every single day.


Baby diapers, tissues and toilet paper are expected to get more expensive as demands for wood pulp increases. At the Source Weekly office, we can tell you that the price of paper used in this newspaper you are reading right now has increased significantly over the past few months. So please pass this paper along to a neighbor, a recycle sack or to the SPCA. We’ve got to start taking better care of our planet.


In the District of Columbia, about 18 to 22 “Violence Interrupters” will be on the streets after receiving 40 hours of mediation training. Interrupters cruise the streets of the toughest neighborhoods to identify and intervene in neighborhood conflicts and issues before they intensify. Hmmm.


This is really sad. Sabine Ntongo dropped her children off at their father’s apartment for visitation early on Saturday morning. His children cried, and the young son told his father “Daddy, I’m sorry,” just minutes before his father allegedly slit the children’s throats and left them on the bed, telling his wife he’d left her a ‘present.’ Jean Pierre Ndossoka has been charged with capital murder in the deaths of his 1-year-old daughter and 8-year-old son. I’m speechless. Stories like this used to be unusual. It seems to be the norm now.


My daughter will be studying Industrial/Packaging Design in college this fall. She plans to place special emphasis on finding more recyclable or compostable products that are safer for our beautiful home, Earth. She has longed for this career since she was a little girl. In my reading I found that Kraft Heinz Co. has just announced that it plans to make 100 percent of its packaging globally recyclable, reusable or compostable by 2025. They admit that it will be a tough road. Other consumer companies that have set deadlines to make their products more friendly to the environment include Unilever (Bryer’s, Dove,  Hellman’s Knorr, Lifebuoy, Lipton and more), Procter & Gamble (Always, Bounty, Charmin, Crest, Dawn, Downy, Febreze, Gain, Luvs, Head & Shoulders, Olay, Oral-B, Pampers, Tide and lots more), Nestle (over 2000 brands including Alpo, Carnation, Cat Chow,  Friskies, Fancy Feast, Gerber, Haagen-Dazs), and Colgate Palmolive (Colgate, Softsoap, Lady Speed Stick, Murphy Oil Soap, Tom’s of Maine, Fabuloso and more).  As consumers, we HAVE to make sure that we set our standards high and ONLY buy products that are safe for our Earth.  Starting today.


Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans. John Lennon


A friend of mine has a 2-year-old son in addition to 2 older teen daughters. In my opinion, boys are just different than girls. She recently let some of her friends know that she has had to resort to the ‘old wooden spoon’ to convince him to stay buckled up in his car seat. I sent her a note letting her know that when my son was younger he had to sign and date the spoons. (I say ‘spoonS’ because sometimes they would disappear, so I had several stashed in various locations.) It wasn’t often that I actually ‘had to use’ the spoon, I just had to flash it.  Often. I do miss those days. The only thing a mom can do now is to turn off the wi-fi or quit paying their phone bill. The wooden spoon was so much more fun.


Thanks again for reading this and have a great weekend. Lisa

What I Heard This Week! July 26, 2018

What I Heard This Week July 26, 2018

According to the Planet Fitness website, this chain promises a “Judgement Free Zone,” where members feel comfortable regardless of their fitness level.” In New Hampshire, one member walked in, stripped off all his clothes, walked across the gym a couple of times, found a mat and struck a yoga pose. He was arrested for his nakedness and said that he thought it was a judgement-free zone (which is nothing like a clothing free zone.) There is belief that he might have been under the influence of ‘something.’


Retired attorney, Marshall Fogel of Denver, owns a pristine 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle baseball card that is insured for $12-million but believed to be worth more than that. It was recently delivered to the History Colorado Center for a 72-hour public display because the owner wanted the community to enjoy looking at the card. People told him that he was stupid to pay $120,000 for it in 1996. They now call him “wisely eccentric.” Great story.


Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon in 1994 and CEO, is now the wealthiest person in modern history, according to Bloomberg Billionaires Index, which says he reached the $150-billion mark last week which is $55-billion ahead of the world’s second-richest person, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, whose net worth is about $95.3-billion.


According to Wikipedia, “Shark Week originally premiered in 1988 on the Discovery Channel and was devoted to conservation efforts and correcting misconceptions about sharks.” As it has grown in popularity it has become a super hit. Since 2010, it has been the longest-running cable television programming event in history. PS – it started July 22. Shark Week.


In Houston, another child was left behind, forgotten in a sweltering vehicle for over three hours. People get busy and forget, but it is our job to remember the little ones, the aging and animals that can’t take care of themselves. Again, add something to your back seat next to your passenger, like your shoe, something that you need or have to have when you leave the car. I left Lily the dwarf hamster in my back seat one time. I didn’t know that my kids brought her along that morning, so she could go back to my office where she lived. My son cried for 24 hours straight.


Sitting at my desk this morning while working on this column, out of the corner of my eye I saw a lady walk by my dirty office window. Since people walk by my office all day long, I didn’t think much about it until Connie came around the corner and asked who she was because she had just dropped off a beautiful plateful of decorated cupcakes. I rushed outside and found her just as she got into her car. Bluntness was the only solution, “Thank you for the cupcakes, but who are you?”  Our sweet customer had just “purchased the treats at a fundraiser for a woman with cancer” and decided to bless people with drop-off’s (but prefers to remain anonymous.) How sweet. I have told my children that in life, you are responsible for doing nice things for other people because ‘it’s the right thing to do.’ It makes both of you feel good BUT even more important is to do it anonymously, not telling a soul, because that’s when the real blessings come to heart. Thank you, anonymous, for the treats and the blessings.


The Great Texas Mosquito Festival is this weekend. In addition to the petting zoo, barbecue cookoff (brisket, beef fajita, chicken & pork spareribs), Horseshoe Tournament, Grill-Master Cookoff, Mosquito Chase 5K Run, BASF Kid Run, Washer Pitching Tournament, Carnival, Haystack Dive, Cornhole, Mosquito Calling, Mosquito Legs and Karaoke, there are guest acts – Across Life (Christian band), The Spazmatics (geek chic), David Nail (country), Shayne Still (country), Bag of Donuts (super-pop) and Kevin Fowler (modest honky-tonk country).  See page 14 for schedule of events or go to MosquitoFestival.com.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Author Carmac McCarthy is 85. No Country for Old Men. “My perfect day is sitting in a room with some blank paper. That’s heaven. That’s gold, and anything else is just a waste of time. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is 38. Author & underwater explorer Clive Cussler is 87. Founder of National Underwater and Marine Agency, which has discovered more than 60 shipwreck sites and numerous other notable underwater wrecks and author of more than 70 books.

Actor Jan-Michael Vincent is 74. Airwolf. Singer Linda Ronstadt is 72. She was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 2012, which left her unable to sing. What a gift she has given us in music. Arianna Huffington is 68. Co-founder of the Huffington Post. Actor Terry O’Quinn is 66. John Locke on Lost. Rock musician Joe Satriani is 62. Deep Purple, Chicken Foot. 80’s Supermodel Kim Alexis is 58. Actor-Director Forest Whitaker is 57. The Butler. Actress Bridgette Nielson is 55. Last month, she had her fifth child, a girl and is mother to four sons, the oldest being 34.

Actress Phoebe Cates is 55. Comedian Will Ferrell is 51. Actor Corey Feldman is 47. Gremlins, The Goonies and Stand by Me. Sports announcer Jimmy Johnson is 75. Actor James Brolin is 78. Married to Barbara Streisand since 1998. Singer Martha Reeves is 77. Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. Businessman Richard Branson is 68. Virgin Records. “My interest in life comes from setting myself huge, apparently unachievable challenges and trying to rise above them.”

Singer Ricky Skaggs is 64. Actor Vin Diesel is 51. Singer, songwriter, actor, musician, activist, and politician Ruben Blades is 70.  Actor director George Dzundza is 73. Basic Instinct, Crimson Tide and The Deer Hunter. Actor Anthony Edwards is 56. Dr. Mark Greene in ER. Actor Benedict Cumberbatch is 42.  Rock musician Carlos Santana is 71. “The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.”

Harrison Ford is 76. Because of script problems, the release of the ‘still-untitled’ Indiana Jones 5, has been delayed to July 2021. Yikes. That will make Harrison Ford just hours away from turning 79. It’s hard for me to believe that Raiders of the Lost Ark was released in 1981. I don’t care how old he is, I will be first in line to see him again.


A woman in Michigan once found a second-hand sofa on the street with a “free” sign attached to it so she “smelled it and everything – it looked okay.” Later, she found a 4-ft. boa constrictor in the cushions. Which leads me to this. Roommates in Virginia came home to find a snake in the toilet. I bet that was fun to watch. Talk about scaring the pee-pee out of you. After deciding the snake was real, they configured a noose on a fishing pole that enabled them to get the snake without harm. Animal control determined that it was a female ball python bred to be a pet, which was good because miles away, her owners were looking for their lost pet snake which had been missing for over two weeks. Speculation was that she came through the sewer, but more likely is she crawled into the house, then into the toilet for a drink. Either way, I’m like Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones, “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”


Since there have been some super, hot days recently, we all need to do our part to conserve electricity in our area. They are asking us to reduce energy usage all the time but especially between 3-7pm. Raise thermostats up by 2-3 degrees, set programmable thermostats to higher temp when you’re not at home, use ceiling fans and limit use of dishwashers, washers and dryers in the morning or late evening hours, and if you’re lucky enough to have a pool, schedule your pump to shut off during this same time. There are more things you can do, but these are ones that suck huge energy and can be started today at your home or office.


When I was in my early 20’s, one of my first (of many) dinner parties was planned around a recipe I found in The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, King Ranch Casserole, a recipe unknown to me at the time, but it sounded delicious. Nowadays it’s everywhere; you know, it’s the “popular girl” at all potluck affairs. I cooked it that fated evening and it was beautiful! Just one small setback that really spoiled the night…I was a novice and hadn’t cooked enough to know the difference between condensed milk and ‘sweetened’ condensed milk, therefore the final tasting didn’t go over very well at all, so we ended up with pizza. No problem. There are currently many versions of this recipe but the following one is quick to fix because it uses canned soup and rotisserie chicken but it’s sooo delicious. Lady Bird Johnson listed King Ranch Casserole as her favorite dish to serve at LBJ Ranch.

King Ranch Chicken: 8-10 servings. Preheat oven to 350 F. Mix together meat from a rotisserie chicken and 2-tablespoons chili powder.  Set aside. Dice a medium onion and a bell pepper, sauté in olive oil and/or butter until softened, then add, 1 (10.75-ounce) nacho cheese soup, 1 (10.5-ounce) cream of mushroom soup, 1 (10.5-ounce) cream of chicken soup, 1 (14.5-ounce) Ro-tel tomatoes, 1 (7-ounce) can green chilies. Mix. Warm.  Add chicken mixture to pan. Warm. Butter a 9-by-13-inch pan and spread a small amount of the mixture on the bottom then completely cover the bottom with 12 corn tortillas, half the chicken mixture then 2 cups cheddar cheese. Layer another 12 corn tortillas, remaining chicken mixture and 2 more cups of cheddar cheese. Place casserole on baking sheet on middle oven rack for 35-40 minutes until bubbly. Remove, let cool for 10-15 minutes, garnish with sour cream, diced tomatoes, jalapenos and cilantro with a side of guacamole, a salad and some tortilla chips.


I have just written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.


The University of Houston has received an anonymous $3-million gift to fund tuition for its planned medical school’s inaugural class. Since the average medical school debt is $190,000, this is huge. UH hopes to begin instruction in fall 2020.


Thoughts on flying. Having just come back from a vacation where air travel was involved, it is still fresh in my memory that one single person can deliver either a lovely memory of your flight or brutal thoughts of the whole vacation. Here goes. 1.) Keep your feet in your own space especially if you are, gasp, barefooted. I don’t care if your pedicure looks great – I don’t want to see one little pinky toe in ‘my’ personal space. Gross. Bring a fresh pair of socks with you just in case you need to take your shoes off. 2.) On one flight I thought there was a child sitting behind me – bumping, kicking, shoving the back of the seat, the side of the seat and underneath the seat, the entire flight. As soon as we landed, I reached down to find my purse on the floor and when I stood up, I hit my head on him because he was leaning over the back of my seat. A grown man. I gave him ’the look’ I give my ex-husband. You know ‘the look.’ 3.) What makes you think that you can sneak ahead and board before me? We set alarms to remind us to get our boarding passes, so set your own alarm or stand behind me in numerical order. We earned this position. 4.) Jumping on your phone the moment we unbuckle, then yelling over the loud noises that still exist. “We’ve just landed. I can talk now.”  Wait five minutes or just text. 5.) Use your elbow when you sneeze, cough, belch or anything else that has spit flying freely. Manners please.


Auction house, Profiles in History, will be auctioning off more than 1,900 personal items of Liza Minnelli from July 30 to August 1. When the singer-actress and daughter of Judy Garland, moved from NY to LA in 2015, she decided to clean house, so there will be costumes, clothes, photographs, belongings of her mom and dad, Vincente Minnelli, as well as gifts from Frank Sinatra and the replica of The Wizard of Oz shoes that Liza wore to her second wedding to Jack Haley Jr. (whose father was the Tin Man in OZ.)


Thanks bunches for picking up this paper today. We appreciate you. Don’t forget to sell something. Lisa

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

    by on November 29, 2023 - 0 Comments

    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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    The power went out at my house last night for four hours. While this may not seem like a major catastrophe as it was the middle of the night and […]

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