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What I Heard This Week June 22, 2022

Twenty years ago, a guy named Dave Hall started MotoArt, where he recycled old airplane parts into pieces of functional art such as desks, conference tables, and even beds. He realized quite soon that the average person on a budget could not afford to buy his art, so he began offering PlaneTags (PlaneTags.com), where he takes the skins/metal of retired aircraft and etches them with the tail numbers of the planes. They can be used for luggage tags, keychains, or whatever, but so far, they have become more like baseball cards or other collectible memorabilia, and now have quite a fanbase that is continuing to grow. Once you buy a PlaneTag (what a great gift), you can Google the tail number and it will tell you the whole history of the airplane. There is even a PlaneTag made from the NASA MLP-2 mobile launch platform. There is also a Grumman G-21A Goose, Douglas A-4 SkyHawk, Boeing 747, F-14A TomCat, and about 100 more. I know Father’s Day is behind us, but what great conversation pieces!


The manager of a northern California gas station was fired after he accidentally set the gas price to 69 cents a gallon instead of $6.99. The pricing error reportedly cost the gas station $16,000, as hundreds of drivers realized the mistake and filled their tanks. His family created a GoFundMe to help repay the lost money.


What’s the difference between a Bear Market and a Bull Market? The bear represents a paw swiping DOWN, and the bull represents a thrust UP with his horns. Good visual analogy. The stock market tends to drop by 5% or more about three times per year, and by about 10% or more about once per year, and by 20% or more (a bear market), once every 3-4 years. A bull market follows a bear market, and it does not end until another bear market is confirmed. So, the market moves in cycles. Over an average 60-year investing career (30 years working and 30 years in retirement), you will go through about 20 bear markets. Normal market behavior. According to many, the current bull market started in March 2009 near the end of the great recession which ran from December 2007 to June 2009. A Bear Market is not what we want to see happen because we are spoiled. But every bull market must come to an end. So far this century we have had a bear market in 2000-2002 (Clinton & Bush), in 2008-2009 (Bush), and in 2011 (Clinton).


Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.” – Unknown


Cooking Hint: This makes so much sense. Use fettuccine noodles instead of toothpicks to skewer stuffed chicken or meats together during cooking. Cook’s Illustrated


Hong Kong’s 260-foot-long Jumbo Floating Restaurant was a popular tourist attraction that served Cantonese food to more than 30 million visitors including Jimmy Carter, Tom Cruise and Queen Elizabeth II, and had appeared in several movies since it opened in 1952.  The restaurant had been closed since COVID restrictions, struggling with financial problems and high maintenance costs. After offering, without success, to donate the floating restaurant for free, preparations began, to tow the restaurant to a less expensive but unannounced location to park the vessel.  The kitchen boat was left behind because of a recent fire, then only one week after leaving, the Jumbo Kingdom experienced bad weather and capsized in the South China Sea. Hmmm.


Don’t forget: The Grand Ol’ Americana Show is a one-of-a-kind tribute to the original, traditional, family-truckster, holiday-roading, red-blooded, two-fisted, route 66-ing, All-American Summer; celebrating the culture, comedy, and music that define the American spirit. June 24th. 7:30 p.m. Tickets: 979-230-3156.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Country singer Kathy Mattea is 62. Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses. Singer-actor Kris Kristofferson is 85. Singer Peter Asher of Peter and Gordon is 77. Singer Howard “Eddie” Kaylan of The Turtles is 74. Happy Together. Singer Todd Rundgren is 73. Hello, It’s Me, Can We Still Be Friends, Love is the Answer, We Gotta Get You a Woman. Singer Alan Osmond of The Osmond’s is 72. Actor Meryl Streep is 72. Actor Lindsay Wagner of The Bionic Woman is 72. Singer Cyndi Lauper is 68. Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Actor Frances McDormand is 64. Actor Michele Lee is 79. Knots Landing. Guitarist Jeff Beck is 77.

Singer Deborah Harry of Blondie is 77. Singer Fred Schneider of the B-52′s is 71. Singer Victor Willis of the Village People is 71. He performed costumed as a policeman or a naval officer. Keyboardist David Paich of Toto is 67. Actor-comedian Jimmie Walker is 74. Good Times. Jazz pianist Dave Grusin is 88. Singer Billy Davis Jr. of the Fifth Dimension is 84. Singer Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys is 80. Country singer Lorrie Morgan is 63. Comedian-director Mel Brooks is 96. Actor Gary Busey is 78. Drummer Ian Paice of Deep Purple is 74. Actor Leslie Caron is 91. Actor Jamie Farr is 88. Dancer Twyla Tharp is 81. Actor Genevieve Bujold is 80. Actor Dan Aykroyd is 70. Actor Pamela Anderson is 55. Jazz pianist Dave Grusin is 87. Model-actor Jerry Hall is 66. Actor Kathy Bates is 74. Misery.

Actor Mariette Hartley is 81. Her celebrity got a significant boost from a series of television commercials and print ads for Polaroid cameras and film, with James Garner that ran from 1977-1984. She and Garner were so naturally convincing as a married couple that she had a variety of t-shirts made, proclaiming “I am not James Garner’s wife!”; “I am not James Garner” (for her husband) and “I am not James Garner’s son!” (for her son). In response, James Garner’s real-life wife had a shirt made that declared “I am James Garner’s wife!” More than 250 commercials were produced.


Shop Local Weekend is June 24th to 26thBrazosport Area Chamber of Commerce. See ad page 8 in this week’s edition.


Tony Bennett’s Grammy for Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album “Love for Sale” with Lady Gaga, was delivered to him by mail this week. Tony has Alzheimer’s and has stepped back from the spotlight at almost age 96 (August 3, 1926). The story of how Tony met his wife is pretty sweet. Susan Crow was only 19, and president of his fan club in San Francisco. Tony was 40 years older, when they met backstage after one of his shows. The two dated for nearly 20 years before marrying. Actually, they had met previously when Susan’s parents were pregnant with her… in the singer’s backstage dressing room, in 1966. They have a photo to prove it. Good story. The two founded Exploring the Arts and the Frank Sinatra School of the Arts high school in Queens.


Jerry Seinfeld the television character was very interested in dating women. In fact, Jerry the character dated 73 different women throughout the show’s legendary run according to Wikipedia. Three years after French’s teamed up with NYC ice-cream maker Coolhaus, mustard Grey Poupon partnered with Van Leeuwen ice cream for a limited-edition Dijon ice cream with salted pretzels. There’s going to be a prequel to the Hunger Games movie series. The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes movie is due out November 2023, starring Rachel Zegler as Lucy Gray Baird, and Tom Blyth as young Coriolanus Snow. Yes, it’s a young adult series, but I loved them when my kids were growing up. I was always reading something they were interested in, so we had things to talk about. For Star Wars fans, 91-year-old James Earl Jones is reprising his role as the voice of the powerful Sith Lord on Disney+’s new Obi-Wan Kenobi series.


Doo-dle. verb. 1. a rough drawing made absentmindedly – to write untidy. scratch. scrawl. jot. We have all doodled. It is a very private act, one that we don’t always choose to share with everyone around us. Some have a private meaning, and some, we have no idea what we were working towards. President Andrew Jackson drew faces and animals, especially alligators and tortoises. Herbert Hoover preferred elaborate geometric designs on White House stationary. FDR enjoyed sketching ships. Ronald Reagan drew cowboys, football players and horses. But LBJ had drawings of Bobby Kennedy (the hair is unmistakable), a 3-eyed octopus smoking a cigarette, or how about a 4-legged beast with a human face, wide eyes, tears streaking down its cheeks and a goatee. There were even fence posts with alien heads drawn on Senate letterhead. I love Texas Monthly, and I love my job!


Former 19 Kids and Counting star Josh Duggar has been sentenced to 151 months, or 12 years and seven months, in prison for receiving and possessing child porn. TLC canceled the family’s show in 2015 following allegations that the oldest Duggar boy molested four of his sisters and a baby-sitter, years earlier. He publicly apologized for his actions. Wow. That makes it better. I am sorry, but what mother would stand by a husband who molested 4 of his sisters, cheated with prostitutes, then downloaded and viewed horrible child porn? Porn, which included toddlers. She didn’t put him in timeout, she had two more kids with him for a total of 7 children.  Duggar sought a sentence that is “sufficient, but not greater than necessary,” and goes on to claim he’s “lived an admirable life while navigating unique challenges associated with being in the public spotlight since childhood.” Oh, I get it. It’s not his fault. And while we are on this subject, a California jury found that Bill Cosby sexually assaulted 16-year-old Judy Huth at the Playboy Mansion in 1975. Huth, now 64, was awarded $500,000. Cosby has now been accused of sexual misconduct by 60 women, but this was the first civil case to reach trial. Kevin Spacey, in the news again and was charged with four counts of sexual assault in the U.K.


The Rolling Stones will resume their “Sixty” tour in Milan following Mick Jagger’s recovery from Covid. Beyonce released her first single this week from her new (#7) album called Renaissance, which is supposed to be available on July 29th. The single is Break My Soul. It is definitely a Beyonce song and catchy. Her last album was Lemonade in 2016. The Chicks, aka Dixie Chicks, were about a half-hour into their concert when Natalie Maines said she was having such bad allergies that they were going to stop the show and come back to Indianapolis another time.


An 18-foot, 215-pound state record Burmese python was caught in Florida, carrying 122 eggs. A normal clutch is 50 to 100 eggs, so she was one fertile momma. An average length of a Florida python is between 6 and 9 feet. This one was discovered using a program that captures male pythons, fits them with radio transmitters to track them. These guys are called scout snakes, this one was named Dion, and he had been hanging around in the same area for several weeks, so you know the reason. Males are way more attracted to the biggest females they can find. You know their type. Her last meal had been an adult white-tailed deer. Adult, meaning full size. So, could she eat a person? Hmmm. The 2022 Python Challenge in Florida runs from August 5 to August 14. Hunters are paid for every python they kill (humanly, they say, but isn’t that an oxymoron). $1,500 cash prize for the longest python caught and $2,500 prize for the most pythons caught, and if you happen to have a python-sniffing dog, you might get some great boots out of the deal.  They caught 232 snakes last year but believe there are an estimated 100,000 to 300,000 snakes still roaming freely where they have no natural predators. Pet owners released them in the wild, too afraid they would wake up as a tasty morsel the next morning, like the poor deer. The wetlands must be restored. Have a great weekend and thanks for sharing a few moments with us. We appreciate you.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week! August 16, 2018

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A man swimming off a sandbar near Stingray Road at Crystal Beach on Boliver Peninsula was bitten by a shark right above the knee. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… A Harlingen man reeled in a 12-foot tiger shark last weekend at South Padre Island after a 2-hour fight. He released the shark after taking pictures and measurements and says that he knows in his heart that he got a state record so releasing the shark was more important. Nice.


In celebration of Shark Week, I bought my son a silly stuffed shark that makes shark noises if you push its little fin. I found it at Walmart. The kitties at my house did not like it at first, but they have now warmed up to the idea because you now hear shark noises at all hours of the day and night. It’s not unusual at all to see a cat tearing through the house carrying a stuffed shark that is almost as big as she is. We laugh. Life is good. PS – It’s been 40 years since of the release of JAWS 2.


About 15 miles from downtown Austin, there is a 14-acre, rainwater-fed, state-of-the-art surf park that has rideable waves every two minutes. It’s called NLand. In addition to surfing, you can head to the NLand Juice Bar or eat at the Blue Prairie then have a beer at the NLand Brewing Company. There is live music and film screenings. Sounds like a daytrip to me.


A friend of mine has a little one that LOVES tractors and trucks. I thought of her as I read about Extreme Sandbox. It’s located in Pottsboro, a small town in north Texas and if you’re 14 or over, you can ‘rent time’ on excavators, backhoes and bulldozers then play in the dirt. The Sandbox Crew gives you 25 minutes of classroom instruction then they let you start your adventure in an air-conditioned cab as you haul wrecked cars, move barrels and dig dirt. Picnic tables are available for spectators.  There are gift certificates and different packages that start at $195 and some even include a room at Tanglewood Resort. At their Minnesota location, there is a firetruck where you can spray the giant water hose or rent it, so you can arrive in style at your wedding. Eat your heart out, Tonka trucks.


The Marriott Marquis Houston has opened its Parkview Terrace to the public, which just happens to include the beautiful Lone Star state-shaped lazy river, heated infinity pool, hot tub, fitness center and food & drinks from the High Dive restaurant. There is still a little summer left to go play. See above.


An employee spotted a garter snake in the basement of the Georgetown library in DC. They released the snake outside only to discover three more snakes in a knot hours later, so they closed the library for two days as pest control did what was needed to rid the library of the snakes. When the library reopened, one of their first scheduled educational programs was ‘Reptiles Alive,’ a show-and-tell with snakes, frogs and other reptiles. What are the chances.


After 17 years of working as a morning news anchor, Rachel McNeill has announced that she will be leaving KPRC and her co-anchor, Owen Conflenti, to move to Phoenix, Arizona where her husband will be working as the Chief of Cardiology and Director of Adult Medicine at Phoenix Children’s Hospital. I will miss her. She is very genuine and one classy looking lady.


When it rains, the frogs start their singing. You listen and say to yourself that it’s because they’re so happy that their little hole in the dirt is now cool and comfortable. Nope. The males are singing to woo the females for breeding. Sly devils. The males arrange themselves and try to sing in unison. Females (just like a girl) take their time to arrive and select a mate, preferring the ones that sing longer or louder.  It rained today, and I can hear two of them outside my office window screaming, “Pick me, pick me.”


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actress Catherine Hicks is 67. Dr. Faith Coleridge on Ryan’s Hope. Basketball Hall of Fame David Robinson is 53. San Antonio Spurs. Entrepreneur Mark Cuban is 60. He started out as a bartender and is now the owner of Dallas Mavericks. Actor Wesley Snipes is 56.  Author J.K. Rowling is 53. Country singer-musician Zac Brown is 40. Actor Martin Sheen is 78. Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart is 77. NFL quarterback Tom Brady is 41. Actress Evangeline Lilly is 39. Madonna is 60. She is celebrating with a fundraiser for orphans and children in Malawi. Actress Loni Anderson is 73. Actress singer Maureen McCormick is 62. Author David Baldacci is 58.


Remember the gorgeous Tab Hunter, blond and beautiful movie idol from the 50’s. He died last month at the age of 86.


Hope you took advantage of tax-free weekend to get your school supplies. At one school district, a parent will spend about $132 on supplies for a second-grader. And that’s not including new jeans and underwear. To save money, I always tried to gather stuff for my kids all year long when it was marked down, especially in September and October at office supply locations and Target. We still have more than our fair share of notebook paper in my supply closet because $.25-cents a package was always so appealing.

Tilly is the newest Asian elephant calf born at the Houston Zoo, having arrived June 17. Her older sister, Joy, was born last year and has a different mom but they share the same father, Thai aka Baby Daddy. This is a great thing for the Houston Zoo because Tilly is one of only two elephants have been born in captivity in the US this year.


A 25-year-old man who was being detained by police officers in Maryland, told them that since he worked at Krispy Kreme Donuts, he would give them donuts if they let him go.  Hmmm.


The novel, The Fault in our Stars, was first published in January 2012. The title is inspired by Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar, in which the nobleman Cassius says to Brutus: “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings.” By June 6, 2014, it was released as a movie and opened at number one at the box office. It is quite a lovely love story that also tackles life, terminal illness, and death successfully. John Green is now one of the biggest young-adult authors in the world and plans to do something totally crazy by releasing the book in a much smaller form – all the original words just squeezed down to the size of a cellphone; it’s horizontal and you flip the pages up like you do when you swipe your phone screen. The spine is a hinge that helps the book remain open and the paper used is the same that’s been in Bibles forever – so very thin without being see-through. The Penguin Minis by John Green that will be released on October 23rd, are “Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns and The Fault in Our Stars” and will sell for $12 each. I, for one, am excited to see this. Teens will love this.

John Green – “You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you.”


Just saw the email for Hatch Chilis at Central Market, so it must be the 23rd Annual Hatch Festival. Buy them for the freezer. I used my last bag in early spring to make two meat loaves that were just full of chopped Hatch peppers. So delicious.

Crestless Wave “August is a gentle reminder for not doing a single thing from your new year resolution for seven months and not doing it for next five.”


A father and his 17-year-old son were captured on video cameras installed by wildlife officials, after they shot a mother bear and her crying newborn twins inside their Alaska den. The clip shows the men skinning and butchering the bear as they declare, “They’ll never be able to link it to us.” The mother bear had been part of a three-year study due to concerns about the declining black bear population in the area. I vote for skinning the dad. Sometimes immature boys do things that they think will make their dads proud of them.


Apple became the world’s first publicly traded company to be valued at $1-trillion.


The Han Solo jacket worn by Harrison Ford in the Star Wars film, The Empire Strikes Back is expected to bring as much as $1.3-million in an auction of rare movie memorabilia on September 20th at London’s BFI Imax. There are many other items including a Star Wars lightsaber, Johnny Depp’s costume from Edward Scissorhands and a hat worn by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.


Brazosport Rotary Club 57th Annual Shrimp Boil and Fish Fry. Don’t worry, you haven’t missed it. Harvey changed the date and location for them last year, but it worked out so well that they decided to try it again. Thanks, Harvey. This year it will be Sunday, October 7th at Lake Jackson Civic Center. The list of various community service projects that are helped by this fundraiser is enormous, so don’t forget to support them with your purchase of meal tickets and Raffle tickets for the 2018 Honda Accord EXL with additional prizes that may include an Apple Watch, Go-Pro and Samsung tablet. Our whole community benefits in ways that you can’t imagine. www.BrazosportShrimpBoil.com


Pray for California.


A couple in Houston were fighting as they left a restaurant. Not normal fighting where you say ugly stuff to each other and then immediately regret it. Nope. They ended up taking it to the streets and were chasing, hitting and running into each other’s cars. As the man sideswiped the girlfriend’s car, he lost control of his own vehicle, struck a pole and was thrown from his truck. He died at the scene. Yikes.


A burglar broke into a home through a basement window, opened a bottle of wine and passed out in an available bed. The wife came home and discovered the stranger in her son’s bed, then told her husband. He confronted the thief but couldn’t understand what he was saying because he was so drunk.


Southwest Airlines decided to discontinue the little bags of peanuts out of concern for those with allergies. I have a son who is allergic to peanuts, so I appreciate what they’re doing but I’m really going to miss those peanuts!


The McDonald’s Big Mac is turning 50.Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.’ That TV jingle stuck in everyone’s head. We all knew it. I ate a Big Mac almost every single day my senior year of high school along with an order of fries and a Dr. Pepper. Well, occasionally, I ate a Filet-of-Fish. Fast food has since become a little more sophisticated. We didn’t know then that fresh meat patties were better than frozen ones and we didn’t know that kale was better than lettuce, we just knew that Big Mac’s were good. If you haven’t tried one lately, you should.


I turned this column in early this week because I’m leaving early to deliver my youngest child and 14-pairs of her shoes to college. I’m not sad, because this is what I have raised her to do, but I do know my life will be different now. I’ll let you know what happens next week. PS. I’ll have tissues in the car.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I appreciate it. Lisa

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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