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What I Heard This Week! March 28, 2019

What I Heard This Week March 28, 2019

A 30-year-old Garland man has been charged with first-degree kidnapping, attempted first-degree larceny by extortion, unlawful restraint, and third-degree assault after he abducted a child and held him for ransom. Police managed to trace his cellphone number to a hotel room where they found the child face down in the bathtub with a 3-ft alligator (mouth wide open) on top of the child. Police said that the child also had burn marks, one on his face and forearm, where he said the kidnapper had burned him with a BBQ lighter after tying him up. What the heck! Alligators and BBQ lighters.


New York City’s iconic Chrysler Building has been sold to a real estate investor for $150 million.


My daughter had to pick up supplies for her next project in Industrial Design at UH, so we went out to tour the woodworking supply stores, which btw is way more fun than clothes shopping. At our last stop before we headed home, I noticed a price list at the checkout counter. ‘FREE. Take One. SHARPENING.’ YES!  The guy sharpens knives, scissors, manicure clippers, saw chains, paper cutters (wow), lawn & Garden equipment, saw blades, steel saw blades, dado saw blades, clipper blades, shop tools, carbon router bits and planer-paper knives. Rockler Woodworking 713-820-3993. Years ago, we had someone that sharpened scissors that ran an ad in The Source, but no more. I’m going to get my Granddaddy’s barber scissors sharpened, that I still use. Often. That way they will cut my bangs instead of pulling them out by the roots.


Bumper Sticker: HONK if you like NOISES.


Imagine this: A woman hears someone sniffing then throwing rocks at her bedroom window. Then she very clearly hears that ‘someone’ ask her to take her shirt off. She says, “It was loud and clear.”  After the couple called the police, the man started ringing their doorbell and running to the backyard. Repeatedly. Home surveillance footage shows the ’NAKED’ man look directly at the camera and ring the doorbell.


Tony Robbins – “Trade your expectation for appreciation and the world changes instantly.”


In Longview, a woman delivered one of her twins on January 13th, then the second twin arrived one week later.  Because the babies are fraternal twins, each baby had their own placenta and membrane in utero. Because she had chosen a vaginal delivery when she went into labor, this ended up giving the second twin a little while longer in the womb, which aided in her development.  Each weighed a little over 3 pounds and were named Elliyanna and Jewelianna.


Supposedly the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have chosen a gender-neutral palette in shades of gray and white for the nursery of the baby expected in April, which doesn’t give us a single clue.


Charlie – “You get what you get and don’t throw a fit.” Little Charlie is 5-years-old and I believe that there are plenty of adults that could and should, take his advise to heart. Practice saying it.


There is no bigger name in baseball than George Herman “Babe” Ruth whose career in MLB spanned 22 seasons, from 1914 through 1935. He was nicknamed The Bambino and The Sultan of Swat. A Louisville Slugger used by Babe Ruth sold to a private collector at auction last week for $156,000. At the same auction, a baseball signed by Ruth brought $39,000 and a 1933 Sport Kings Ruth bubble gum card brought $60,000.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Musician Flaco Jimenez is 80.  A member of the Tejano, Texas Tornados, with Augie Meyers, Doug Sahm and Freddy Fender. Rock musicians Benji and Joel Madden are 40. Good Charlotte, The Madden Brothers. Composer John Kander is 92. Cabaret and Chicago. Country singer Charley Pride is 85. Actor Kevin Dobson is 76. Singer Irene Cara is 60. Baseball player & best-selling author, Jim Bouton is 80. He is one of the creators of Big-League Chew.

Songwriter Carole Bayer Sager is 75. A Groovy Kind of Love. That’s What Friends Are For, On My Own.   Actress Tricia O’Neil is 74. Journalist and NBC News anchor Lester Holt is 60. “On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I’m still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves. ‘That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,’ should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookie.

Actor Aidan Quinn is 60. Legends of the Fall. Actress Camryn Manheim is 58. The Practice.  Author John Irving is 77.  The World According to Garp, The Cider House Rules. Rock singer Jon Bon Jovi is 57. Actress Rebel Wilson is 39. Actress Bryce Dallas Howard is 38. Musician Mike ‘McDuck’ Olson is 36. Lake Street Dive. Country singer Ray Walker is 85. The Jordanaires. Actor Erik Estrada is 70. Frank Poncherello in Chips.  Rock singer musician Nancy Wilson is 65. Heart. World Golf Hall of Fame Hollis Stacy is 65. Folk singer Patty Griffin is 55.

Everyone remembers the Karate Kid. That iconic movie was released in 1984 which makes it 35-years-old. Sigh.


Texas Gulf Bank is sponsoring SHRED DAY on March 30th. 8-11:30am. There is a limit of 5 large boxes/bags of personal shredding per vehicle. LJ Museum parking lot. 249 Circle Way. You know you have a drawer full of papers that need shredding. Here’s your chance. Today is a perfect day to go through the drawer, purge and shred on Saturday.


The first drug for postpartum depression has been approved by the FDA.


Texas lawmakers have filed bills that would allow 17-year-olds to vote in some state and county primary elections, not in congressional or presidential elections, if they turn 18 before the coinciding general election. The reason for this?!? Last November, early turnout for Texas under age 30 was 470% higher than in 2014. Those voters accounted for 8.1% of total turnout. Supporters of the bill say changing the law in Texas will get young people in the lifetime habit of voting. Pooh. As the mother of two under the age of 22, I know that it takes a special kid to finish his/her homework on time and properly done…most teens don’t have either time or an inclination to research a political hero while still in high school. But yes, there are definitely some exceptions…

Texas lawmakers are considering legislation to increase the minimum age to legally buy tobacco products in Texas from 18 to 21-years-old. Hmmm. So, they need your vote but not your smoke.


Steve Martin – “I’m tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.”


Guards at a prison in England, found several bodies of rats with stitches on their stomachs. It seems that organized criminals had been stuffing the bodies with drugs, phones, cash and throwing them over walls of the prison to get contraband to inmates. Seizure of drugs, mobile phones and SIM cards had risen in a 12 month period and 20% of inmates had tested positive for drugs.


The 2019 Annual Women’s Health Conference is scheduled for May 15th. Keynote speaker will be Mary Lou Retton who won the All-Around Gold Medal in women’s gymnastics at the 1984 Olympic Games in LA, becoming the first American woman ever to win a gold medal in gymnastics. She also won silver medals for Team and Vault and bronze medals for Uneven Bars and Floor Exercise…more than any athlete at the 1984 Olympics. Visit: www.CHIStLukesBrazosport.org/WHC. 979-285-1823.


The 2019 Hot Wheels Legends Tour is coming to Houston on March 30th. In each of the 18 cities that Hot Wheels visits this year, “builders will show off their custom creations and a team of Hot Wheels designers, automotive experts and influencers will select the build that best embodies authenticity, creativity and garage spirit.” The show will feature a life-size Hot Wheels fleet, racing simulations, a Hot Wheels kid zone, and a Hot Wheels vending machine. Winners will travel to Las Vegas later this year where the cars will be judged to determine which one will be made into a Hot Wheels die-cast car, inducted into the Hot Wheels Garage of Legends and sold around the world. Mattel said that more than 3,600 cars competed last year. HotWheels.mattel.com


Did you know? Zoos around the world pay as much as $1 million per year to rent a panda from China because you can’t just go out to the Panda store and buy a panda.


Hip-Hop’s Dr. Dre (real name Andre Young) posted a message to Instagram to celebrate his daughter’s acceptance to the University of Southern California. “My daughter got accepted into USC all on her own. No jail time.” Hmmm. It didn’t take long for comments to appear about the $70 million donation to the school to establish the Jimmy lovine and Andre Young Academy for Arts, Technology and the Business of Innovation that Dr. Dre and producer Jimmy lovine made in 2013. His post has now been deleted. Gloating is not nice.


A whale washed up in the Philippines on March 16th, with 88 pounds of plastic in his belly. You know what I think. Are you taking your own bags to the grocery store? Are you re-using plastic spoons and forks? Are you doing ‘anything’ to help?


High-flying pigeon, Armando, was auctioned off for $1.4 million on March 17. Armando is believed to be Belgium’s best long-distance racing bird. I Googled, of course, “What is the average life span of a pigeon?”  According to Pigeon-Talk, the answer is, “Feral lifespan of a pigeon is 4 – 6 years and a pigeon kept in a loft with a good keeper could be 15 years and some have even lived into their 30’s.” Hope that no one mistakes him for a duck.


For decades doctors thought that a daily low dose of aspirin could help prevent heart attacks and heart disease. However, recent findings say ‘maybe not’ for healthy adults and that it’s far more important for patients to focus on lifestyle changes (smoking, eating.) But, for older high-risk patients who have had a stroke, heart attack or open-heart surgery, it can be life-saving. Hmmm.


This is a couple of years old, but I just read it. In Germany, a man woke up and got ready for work, but when he opened his front door to leave, he found that during the night, someone had built a brick wall over the door opening, during the night.  So, was it prank, dare or revenge? I think it was very creative, but then again, it wasn’t my door. Thanks for taking your time today to read this collection of useless information.  😊 Lisa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What I Heard This Week! March 21, 2019

What I Heard This Week March 20, 2019

This is super interesting, and I will try to explain it simply. On April 6th, 2019, your GPS may not work anymore. Globally, they may not work anymore. Think back to 1999 and the Y2K bug, except this could really happen. GPS stands for Global Positioning System and it’s a network of about 30 satellites orbiting the Earth. The system was originally developed by the US government for military navigation but now anyone with a GPS device, mobile phone or handheld GPS unit can receive the radio signals. Wherever you are in the world, at least four GPS satellites are visible to you at any time. Each one transmits information about its position and the current time at regular intervals. These signals are traveling at the speed of light and are intercepted by your GPS receiver which calculates how far away each satellite is, based on how long it took for the messages to arrive. Once it has received information from at least three satellites, your GPS can pinpoint your location. OK. There’s more. GPS signals from satellites include a timestamp, needed to calculate location, that stores the week number, so every 1,024 weeks or roughly every 20 years, the counter rolls over from 1,023 to zero. The first Saturday in April will mark the end of the 1,024th week. It will be the second time that the rollover has happened, the first being in 1999. Some fear that many things may be affected because over the past twenty years, more and more systems have integrated GPS into their operations. In April 2018 the US Department of Homeland Security issued a memo to make GPS users aware of the situation and strongly recommends owners and operators of critical infrastructure to prepare for the rollover. Hmmm. Drones, beware. If your GPS tells you to drive into the lake, don’t do it.


Someone just blasted down the street in front of my office in a big black truck and beeped their stupid airhorn that sounds like a train whistle. I’m a firm believer that they should be outlawed.


St. Patrick’s Day was Sunday. I came to the office for a little bit both Saturday and Sunday evening. Because it was St. Patrick’s Day week-end and because now we have so many bars, eating and drinking places in downtown LJ, I wasn’t too surprised to see guys in kilts, women in strange green costumes, men in strange green costumes, green striped leggings and a whole lot of celebration and rowdiness. All this for green beer.


Steve Martin –Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”


The first day of spring was the 20th. That means you can pick up your FREE package of flower or veggie seeds at our office when you place your $5 classified or FREE garage sale ad. That seems like a pretty good deal. So, let’s go over this…you need to find something to sell that is wasting away in your closet, garage, attic, kitchen cabinet -come place your ad and grab your seeds. When you sell your stuff, put the money in your pocket and in a few weeks your flowers will start blooming. It’s the gift that keeps on giving plus the bees and butterflies will love you for it.  😊


Steve Martin – “A day without SUNSHINE is like, you know…NIGHT.”


Brew on the Bayou! Sounds like a magical evening for GCBO with tastings from 8 breweries and 3 wineries with live music, raffles of fabulous stuff, a silent auction, food trucks, pontoon boat rides and tickets are only $25. Come support wildlife conservation work while enjoying a magical evening on the bayou. Pre-order tickets 979-480-0999 or www.gcbo.org Sat. March 23rd, 4-8pm.


HAPPY BIRTHDAYS: Singer songwriter Ray Stevens is 80. Everything Is Beautiful, Misty, Gitarzan and The Streak. Singer songwriter Neil Diamond is 78. He was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in January.Actor William Allen Young is 65. Olympic gold medal gymnast Mary Lou Retton is 51. Actor Ed Helms is 45. Captain Underpants. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 86. Singer Mike Love is 78.The Beach Boys. Actress, former model, sex symbol Ursula Andress is 83. Bond Girl ‘Honey Ryder’.

ActorCraig Wasson is 65. Nightmare on Elm Street. Movie director Renny Harlin is 60. (also) Nightmare on Elm Street. Former astronaut Frank Borman is 91.Commander of Apollo 8. As of 2019, he is the oldest living former American astronaut, eleven days older than fellow astronaut Jim Lovell. Comedian Billy Crystal is 71. Country singer Jann Browne is 65. Asleep at the Wheel.

Actor Adrian Zmed is 65. Officer Vince Romano on T.J. Hooker. Former astronaut Ken Mattingly is 83. Apollo 16. Singer songwriter John Sebastian is 75. The Lovin’ Spoonful. Actor Patrick Duffy is 70. Bobby Ewing in Dallas. Actress Lesley-Anne Down is 65. Actor Rob Lowe is 55.St. Elmo’s Fire. Actress Glen Close is 72. Actor Bruce Willis is 64. Former ABC News correspondent Sam Donaldson is 85.

A woman never tells her age, but Barbie turns 60 this month. Barbie made her debut in 1959 and has had more than 200 careers.To celebrate this, Mattel is releasing the Pink Collection. I pulled up Proudly Pink Silkstone Barbie who has hot pink hair – just not my thing. I did read an article about the lady that designed Barbie’s clothes. Carol Spencer is now 86 years-old and has chronicled her journey in a new book called Dressing Barbie. She worked for several years as a fashion designer and illustrator in the apparel industry before beginning her career at Mattel as fashion designer for Barbie in 1963. Spencer said, “Times are changing and we’re all evolving, but I don’t think she was so out of proportion – people don’t understand doll scale. And she’s a doll! Part of Barbie will always be fantasy.” She also said that some of her favorites looks/outfits came from her own closet. If she was wearing it, then Barbie got an outfit just like it. My first Barbie was a red-headed pony-tail in a black/white stripe bathing suit. Wish I still had her, but I gave Barbie to a little neighbor girl when I was in high school, along with my barbie dream house and tons of clothes and furniture. I now encourage my own children to keep some of their toys for their own kids.


Seen on Facebook: Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs are in the best shape because I roll them like 342 times a day.


Recently, when the office microwave died, I brought the one from my house. I figured I could learn to live at my house without it. Both kids are away at school. How hard could it be. I even bought some small pots to heat up water for my morning pour-over coffee and a small skillet for leftovers. How hard could it be. Wait a sec, I already said that. Obviously, it’s hard for me. Did you know that reheating coffee and milk makes a huge mess when you leave it on low heat and go back to the bathroom to finish getting dressed? Yep. I did it twice. So, today, the Everyday Cheapskate in the Chronicle said to use automatic dishwashing detergent on the horrible, burned-on mess.(Guess I’m not the only one.) She said to fill the(in my case already destroyed) stainless steel pan, nonstick (ha), glass, porcelain or enameled cast iron with water and a detergent pod until the pod dissolves, then take a non-scratch scrub sponge and I quote, “wipe away the remains of the mess.”  I haven’t tried it but I’m sure that my burning days are not over. Do not use this on either cast iron or aluminum – neither is considered dishwasher-safe.


How do you decide which festival to go to?The Woodstock 50 Festival will take place August 16-18 in Watkins Glen, NY, about 115 miles NW of the original Woodstock site. Michael Lang, the producer and co-creator of the original Woodstock festival in 1969, is planning the festival to mark the 50th anniversary. The names of over 80 musicians or groups was just released, and it is unbelievable. A mix of old and new, but the list still needs more of the originals.


Bethel Woods Center for the Arts will hold a Woodstock 50th anniversary concert and festival on (you guessed it) August 16-18 on the site of the original Woodstock festival with Santana,Ringo Starr, Arlo Guthrie and Edgar Winter playing. Santana is listed at both festivals.Tickets $89 – $199.


Blue Water Highway is back in town on March 30th at 7:30 at The Clarion at Brazosport College. 979-230-3156. They’re the BEST!


Steve Martin – “I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.”


Recent Presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke says his campaign raised $6.1 million in its first 24 hours, beating all other Democratic candidates to date who have disclosed their first-day figures, so far. US Senator Bernie Sanders raised $5.9 million in his first 24 hours. Sanders’ campaign said over 225,000 individuals donated making their average donation $27. At this point I Googled ‘list of presidential candidates,’ and was very surprised at the numbers published by Ballotpedia. There are 208 Democratic candidates, 80 Republican candidates, 20 Libertarian candidates and 12 Green candidates who have filed with the FEC to run for president in 2020. They have a historical comparison chart of presidential candidates who filed with the FEC from 1980 to 2016.


It is believed that the 2020 election will be the one in which climate, flooded coastlines and global warming will finally be discussion questions. I sure hope so.


Igloo has issued a voluntary recall on various coolers after the father of a 5-year-old Florida boy shared a home surveillance video showing his son getting locked inside a cooler. The boy began playing inside, under the lid until he pushed the locking clip out and the lid locked. The child was a good screamer and his parents were able to find him quite quickly.


Mike Trout is signing a 12-year, $430 million contract to stay with the LA Angels, a new record for the largest contract in baseball history. They say he will go down in history with Willie Mays, Babe Ruth and others since he is the best player baseball has ever had.


“What’s Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did.” – Babe Ruth, on being paid a higher salary than US President Herbert Hoover.


The creator of one of the most recognized brands of jelly beans, Jelly Belly, has founded a new company, Spectrum Confections, that has released a line of cannabis-infused sweets for candy lovers everywhere. David Klein started Jelly Belly in 1976. The new psychedelic treats are offered in 38 flavors and each recipe has been tested to ensure that the correct amount of cannabidiol (CBD) is added to each bean. Some vendors have been selling the beans for about $2 each. But sorry, according to their website the inventory is depleted at this time.


Have a great spring weekend. Thanks again for picking up The Source Weekly.

Lisa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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