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What I Heard This Week! March 28, 2019

What I Heard This Week March 28, 2019

A 30-year-old Garland man has been charged with first-degree kidnapping, attempted first-degree larceny by extortion, unlawful restraint, and third-degree assault after he abducted a child and held him for ransom. Police managed to trace his cellphone number to a hotel room where they found the child face down in the bathtub with a 3-ft alligator (mouth wide open) on top of the child. Police said that the child also had burn marks, one on his face and forearm, where he said the kidnapper had burned him with a BBQ lighter after tying him up. What the heck! Alligators and BBQ lighters.


New York City’s iconic Chrysler Building has been sold to a real estate investor for $150 million.


My daughter had to pick up supplies for her next project in Industrial Design at UH, so we went out to tour the woodworking supply stores, which btw is way more fun than clothes shopping. At our last stop before we headed home, I noticed a price list at the checkout counter. ‘FREE. Take One. SHARPENING.’ YES!  The guy sharpens knives, scissors, manicure clippers, saw chains, paper cutters (wow), lawn & Garden equipment, saw blades, steel saw blades, dado saw blades, clipper blades, shop tools, carbon router bits and planer-paper knives. Rockler Woodworking 713-820-3993. Years ago, we had someone that sharpened scissors that ran an ad in The Source, but no more. I’m going to get my Granddaddy’s barber scissors sharpened, that I still use. Often. That way they will cut my bangs instead of pulling them out by the roots.


Bumper Sticker: HONK if you like NOISES.


Imagine this: A woman hears someone sniffing then throwing rocks at her bedroom window. Then she very clearly hears that ‘someone’ ask her to take her shirt off. She says, “It was loud and clear.”  After the couple called the police, the man started ringing their doorbell and running to the backyard. Repeatedly. Home surveillance footage shows the ’NAKED’ man look directly at the camera and ring the doorbell.


Tony Robbins – “Trade your expectation for appreciation and the world changes instantly.”


In Longview, a woman delivered one of her twins on January 13th, then the second twin arrived one week later.  Because the babies are fraternal twins, each baby had their own placenta and membrane in utero. Because she had chosen a vaginal delivery when she went into labor, this ended up giving the second twin a little while longer in the womb, which aided in her development.  Each weighed a little over 3 pounds and were named Elliyanna and Jewelianna.


Supposedly the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have chosen a gender-neutral palette in shades of gray and white for the nursery of the baby expected in April, which doesn’t give us a single clue.


Charlie – “You get what you get and don’t throw a fit.” Little Charlie is 5-years-old and I believe that there are plenty of adults that could and should, take his advise to heart. Practice saying it.


There is no bigger name in baseball than George Herman “Babe” Ruth whose career in MLB spanned 22 seasons, from 1914 through 1935. He was nicknamed The Bambino and The Sultan of Swat. A Louisville Slugger used by Babe Ruth sold to a private collector at auction last week for $156,000. At the same auction, a baseball signed by Ruth brought $39,000 and a 1933 Sport Kings Ruth bubble gum card brought $60,000.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Musician Flaco Jimenez is 80.  A member of the Tejano, Texas Tornados, with Augie Meyers, Doug Sahm and Freddy Fender. Rock musicians Benji and Joel Madden are 40. Good Charlotte, The Madden Brothers. Composer John Kander is 92. Cabaret and Chicago. Country singer Charley Pride is 85. Actor Kevin Dobson is 76. Singer Irene Cara is 60. Baseball player & best-selling author, Jim Bouton is 80. He is one of the creators of Big-League Chew.

Songwriter Carole Bayer Sager is 75. A Groovy Kind of Love. That’s What Friends Are For, On My Own.   Actress Tricia O’Neil is 74. Journalist and NBC News anchor Lester Holt is 60. “On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I’m still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves. ‘That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,’ should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookie.

Actor Aidan Quinn is 60. Legends of the Fall. Actress Camryn Manheim is 58. The Practice.  Author John Irving is 77.  The World According to Garp, The Cider House Rules. Rock singer Jon Bon Jovi is 57. Actress Rebel Wilson is 39. Actress Bryce Dallas Howard is 38. Musician Mike ‘McDuck’ Olson is 36. Lake Street Dive. Country singer Ray Walker is 85. The Jordanaires. Actor Erik Estrada is 70. Frank Poncherello in Chips.  Rock singer musician Nancy Wilson is 65. Heart. World Golf Hall of Fame Hollis Stacy is 65. Folk singer Patty Griffin is 55.

Everyone remembers the Karate Kid. That iconic movie was released in 1984 which makes it 35-years-old. Sigh.


Texas Gulf Bank is sponsoring SHRED DAY on March 30th. 8-11:30am. There is a limit of 5 large boxes/bags of personal shredding per vehicle. LJ Museum parking lot. 249 Circle Way. You know you have a drawer full of papers that need shredding. Here’s your chance. Today is a perfect day to go through the drawer, purge and shred on Saturday.


The first drug for postpartum depression has been approved by the FDA.


Texas lawmakers have filed bills that would allow 17-year-olds to vote in some state and county primary elections, not in congressional or presidential elections, if they turn 18 before the coinciding general election. The reason for this?!? Last November, early turnout for Texas under age 30 was 470% higher than in 2014. Those voters accounted for 8.1% of total turnout. Supporters of the bill say changing the law in Texas will get young people in the lifetime habit of voting. Pooh. As the mother of two under the age of 22, I know that it takes a special kid to finish his/her homework on time and properly done…most teens don’t have either time or an inclination to research a political hero while still in high school. But yes, there are definitely some exceptions…

Texas lawmakers are considering legislation to increase the minimum age to legally buy tobacco products in Texas from 18 to 21-years-old. Hmmm. So, they need your vote but not your smoke.


Steve Martin – “I’m tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.”


Guards at a prison in England, found several bodies of rats with stitches on their stomachs. It seems that organized criminals had been stuffing the bodies with drugs, phones, cash and throwing them over walls of the prison to get contraband to inmates. Seizure of drugs, mobile phones and SIM cards had risen in a 12 month period and 20% of inmates had tested positive for drugs.


The 2019 Annual Women’s Health Conference is scheduled for May 15th. Keynote speaker will be Mary Lou Retton who won the All-Around Gold Medal in women’s gymnastics at the 1984 Olympic Games in LA, becoming the first American woman ever to win a gold medal in gymnastics. She also won silver medals for Team and Vault and bronze medals for Uneven Bars and Floor Exercise…more than any athlete at the 1984 Olympics. Visit: www.CHIStLukesBrazosport.org/WHC. 979-285-1823.


The 2019 Hot Wheels Legends Tour is coming to Houston on March 30th. In each of the 18 cities that Hot Wheels visits this year, “builders will show off their custom creations and a team of Hot Wheels designers, automotive experts and influencers will select the build that best embodies authenticity, creativity and garage spirit.” The show will feature a life-size Hot Wheels fleet, racing simulations, a Hot Wheels kid zone, and a Hot Wheels vending machine. Winners will travel to Las Vegas later this year where the cars will be judged to determine which one will be made into a Hot Wheels die-cast car, inducted into the Hot Wheels Garage of Legends and sold around the world. Mattel said that more than 3,600 cars competed last year. HotWheels.mattel.com


Did you know? Zoos around the world pay as much as $1 million per year to rent a panda from China because you can’t just go out to the Panda store and buy a panda.


Hip-Hop’s Dr. Dre (real name Andre Young) posted a message to Instagram to celebrate his daughter’s acceptance to the University of Southern California. “My daughter got accepted into USC all on her own. No jail time.” Hmmm. It didn’t take long for comments to appear about the $70 million donation to the school to establish the Jimmy lovine and Andre Young Academy for Arts, Technology and the Business of Innovation that Dr. Dre and producer Jimmy lovine made in 2013. His post has now been deleted. Gloating is not nice.


A whale washed up in the Philippines on March 16th, with 88 pounds of plastic in his belly. You know what I think. Are you taking your own bags to the grocery store? Are you re-using plastic spoons and forks? Are you doing ‘anything’ to help?


High-flying pigeon, Armando, was auctioned off for $1.4 million on March 17. Armando is believed to be Belgium’s best long-distance racing bird. I Googled, of course, “What is the average life span of a pigeon?”  According to Pigeon-Talk, the answer is, “Feral lifespan of a pigeon is 4 – 6 years and a pigeon kept in a loft with a good keeper could be 15 years and some have even lived into their 30’s.” Hope that no one mistakes him for a duck.


For decades doctors thought that a daily low dose of aspirin could help prevent heart attacks and heart disease. However, recent findings say ‘maybe not’ for healthy adults and that it’s far more important for patients to focus on lifestyle changes (smoking, eating.) But, for older high-risk patients who have had a stroke, heart attack or open-heart surgery, it can be life-saving. Hmmm.


This is a couple of years old, but I just read it. In Germany, a man woke up and got ready for work, but when he opened his front door to leave, he found that during the night, someone had built a brick wall over the door opening, during the night.  So, was it prank, dare or revenge? I think it was very creative, but then again, it wasn’t my door. Thanks for taking your time today to read this collection of useless information.  😊 Lisa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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