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What I Heard This Week! 08-12-2021

What I Heard This Week August 11, 2021

The end of an era. Kitty’s Purple Cow was torn down last week in Surfside…to the ground. As many times as the building had been hit by winds and rains of hurricanes, it hurt pretty bad to see it as a rubble pile.  Kitty, in her day, had always been able to bring it back to life, but now there was just a pile of wood with a water heater, and so many layers of different shades of purple walls, with a Sysco truck in the background. A sign of the times. I bet if I had searched hard enough, I could have found the picture of the half-naked guy that hung on the wall in the women’s bathroom, with the little white door that ever-so-barely covered up the area between his thighs and abdomen. The extra loud buzzer would go off throughout the entire restaurant if you were new, your curiosity getting the best of you, lifting up that little door to see what was under it. I will never forget my first, and only time, of buzzing the buzzer. After that hard-learned lesson, I remember seeing newbies going into the bathroom, and the buzzer yelling at us a few minutes later. It was so hard not to giggle and make eye contact as they walked out in embarrassment. Those were the good old days…hot waffles on Sunday mornings, fabulous cheeseburgers, patty-melts with grilled onions, fries, and Dr. Peppers. Plus, a bunch of super nice people. Oh, and a jukebox. All I had to do is supply my kids with enough quarters to have Elvis sing to us throughout the meal. RIP


An around-the-world cruise scheduled to begin in January 2024, sold out within hours of being made available for bookings. Minimum cost of a ticket per person for a suite on the 132-nights trip, starts at $73,499. That is about $556 per day. If I had $73,499 just laying around, along with five months of free time to go, I would do it.


Masks are back ‘IN’ again…and really cool. Let’s do it for the kids.


For his thesis project, a recent graduate of the College of Creative Studies in Detroit, designed an electric car that would be flat-packed and put together by the purchaser, like a piece of Ikea furniture or a Lego kit. The Hoga car would be delivered in 374 pieces to be attached to a skateboard like chassis. Since there is no engine, it gives much more cabin room. A car for our future… our very near future.


After missing for four decades, a gingham pinafore believed to have been worn by Judy Garland in 1939 while filming The Wizard of Oz, was recently found in a shoebox inside a trash bag at the Catholic University of America Drama Dept. in Washington, DC. It had been gifted to the head of drama by actress Mercedes McCambridge, a friend of Garland’s, then lost a year later. Good story.


I told my sister that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised.


When we were younger, my favorite uncle would take all three of us sisters and keep us for a week in the summer. He lived in Albuquerque, was sweet and funny, a very handsome single man, brave to point of naivety, especially to have us all at once. Maybe it was because we entertained each other, or maybe he just got it out of the way, so he did not have to do three individual weeks. Ha-ha.  All I know is that we had the time of our lives. No mom. Watermelons with candles for birthdays.  It was the best of times, except being violently appalled when we found out that he did not wash his chicken before he cooked it. We let him know that mom would never put up with that. Well, today I was reading the news and saw the headline… Should You Wash Raw Chicken? Here’s What Experts Say. Public health officials agree that you should not wash raw chicken. In fact, doing this causes more harm than good. Washing raw chicken can spread harmful bacteria such as salmonella or campylobacter around the kitchen, which can potentially cause foodborne illness. I told Mac. He says he was just ahead of his time. I agree. Every kid should have an Uncle Mac when they’re growing up.


The Foo Fighters played to a fully-vaccinated crowd at New York’s Madison Square Garden, while Kiss star Gene Simmons said their “End of the Road” concertgoers must have had the jab, telling them: “I don’t care if you think the Earth is flat.”  In April, Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger, released his lockdown track Eazy Sleazy, which poked fun at vaccine misinformation. The Eagles have added an additional Seattle date to their rescheduled Hotel California tour, and attendees will have to provide proof of vaccination upon entering. 12 and under, proof of vaccine or negative Covid test. These guys are doing their best to help sway the non-believers with their great music.


Larry Nassar, the former USA Gymnastics doctor accused of sexually abusing hundreds of girls and women, has only paid about $8.33 towards his criminal monetary penalties per month, despite receiving deposits into his account over this period totaling $12,825.00. According to Justice.gov., The Monetary Penalties Unit is responsible for the prosecution of criminal and civil forfeiture cases and for collecting debts owed to the United States, including restitution for victims of crime, criminal fines, and debts to federal government agencies. Hmmm. There were 265 known sexual abuse victims, 160 that testified he had molested them…some as young as nine. $8.33 a month, doesn’t seem very just, but then again money can’t replace what he took away from those little girls.


Some of the beds at the Tokyo Olympics were made out of cardboard. It was rumored that they were designed to prevent athletes from having sex, but a Japanese bedding company, Airweave, said, “Cardboard beds are actually stronger than (ones) made of wood or steel.


15 million boxes of Girl Scout cookies did not sell in 2021, because of the pandemic not allowing in-person sales. A typical new car contains more than a thousand chips. Not good during a chip shortage. A patient with the rare, but highly infectious Marburg virus disease has died in Guinea, It’s the first case of the Ebola-like virus in West Africa. The virus causes hemorrhagic fever, where multiple organ systems in the body are affected. This comes less than two months after Guinea declared an end to its most recent Ebola outbreak. Defrocked ex-cardinal and former archbishop Theodore McCarrick has been criminally charged with sexual assault of a 16-year-old boy during a wedding reception at Wellesley College in Massachusetts in 1974.


School is almost in session so remember to drive carefully and pay attention to what’s going on around you. Slowdown in school zones. Flashing red lights on a school bus mean it is stopping. You must also stop…no passing the bus! Watch for students at crosswalks, obey crossing guards, and traffic control devices. PUT AWAY YOUR PHONE, your beverage, your mascara, and your food. I’m not your momma, but I’m always amazed at what I see in traffic. Especially so much texting while driving.


Queso = Spanish for cheese. K, so = Southern for here’s the plan and y’all probably not gonna like it.


The Gulf Coast Bird Observatory needs your help On August 26th and 28th, there will be nursery work and some freeze clean-up to get ready for XHX (Extreme Hummingbird Xtravaganza), weeding, moving plants around and potting of seedlings.  Come on. You don’t need any special experience. Come for an hour or come for four hours. Your help is always appreciated. 299 Hwy 332 West, LJ, 979-480-0999. Bird banding is open to the public on August 21, 8 – noon. For the hummers.


A yet untitled Martha Stewart documentary on Netflix, will tell the story of the New Jersey native’s rise from model and stockbroker to the greatest teacher, hostess, and lifestyle expert. Includes her jail stay. Timothee Chalamet will play Willy Wonka in a new musical version of the Roald Dahl story that Gene Wilder did so well. Urban Decay will produce an eye shadow palette, several shades of purple, inspired by Prince. Hmmm. I wonder what he would think about this. Not happy thoughts, I believe.


My apologies to our readers when the font is a little smaller on this column. Sometimes I just have plenty to say, and Tina accommodates me by squishing it all into my allotted space. Thank you, R.J. Charlie for the kind words. I’ll try to purge my unnecessary words better. Thank you to Debby for my gift box of chrysalises. Nothing better than taking a cup of coffee out on the back porch in my jammies, to watch a recently emerged butterfly dry their wings and fly off and land on their first zinnia. It happened three different mornings. The T-shirt says, Home is where the Dog is…and the Cats and the Kids. Thank you, Connie. My dedicated reader Mark, let me know Sista White’s Café and BBQ is opening again in LJ for lunch 10:30 to 3. Closed Sat./Sun. Right behind Denny’s on This Way. It’s supposed to be really good.


Teller Update: Thanks to Gabriella at Chip’s Restaurant in downtown LJ, for feeding Teller cheeseburgers when he was roaming the streets. I will tell you that almost every week I find someone else that helped take care of Teller until he could be convinced to be saved. Teller and I had walked over to Chips to pick up fish tacos for lunch, and Gabriella recognized him.… well, I told her his name and she said, “That’s Teller?!?” You could tell that he remembered her. It feels so good to be picking up the poop of a celebrity each and every day. 😊 A lady saw us walking last week, slowed down, rolled down her car window, and yelled, “Hey, Teller!” That happens often. Sometimes I know the people and sometimes I do not. Save the Date: SPCA Fur Ball October 14th, 2021


A funny note to make you smile… Last month my daughter celebrated her 22nd birthday, so I took her and two of her friends to Grape Taste, so they could experience a drink with their dinner if they wanted. I was the designated driver and holder of the credit card only. They ate, then called to be taken to Bodega, which was closed, so they decided on Lola’s coffee shop. Soon, they were calling my office, requesting another pick-up. I take my DD status very seriously, but it had rained/poured during their coffee time and Parking Way is a river for about thirty minutes after a big rain. Plus, Wine Review was packed, so no parking available in front of my office. In fact, not a single parking spot on my whole street, so I had made my own illegal spot on the curve. Teller and I left the office, umbrella in one hand, heavy purse on my shoulder, leash in the other hand, and started struggling down the muddy, water-filled, unlit, broken sidewalk, towards my car…
    At the end of the street is a handicap ramp, so I decided my best bet was to cross there, because of less water. As I started to jump from the ramp over the puddle to the street, my shoe slid, and Teller pulled hard on the leash at the same time. As I spun and fell, I imagined I looked like a Cirque Du Soleil performer whirling through the air in slow motion. That’s because I have a very vivid imagination. I stood up, looked around. Nope. I was safe. No one had seen me unless they were standing behind the safety of a window, now laughing their bee-hinds off. I had bloodied my arm from wrist to elbow, along with my favorite silk blouse, bloodied and grass-stained the knee on my best white jeans, and scabbed up my “only worn three times” shoes. Are you smiling yet? And somehow, I got mud on my face. I was pretty grubby looking when I picked up the kids. AE asked if I was ok, and I said no, probably not. Then we went to HEB for them to pick-up a lemon-pop melon and golden kiwi…delicious!  I sat in the car and wiped my wounds with several individually wrapped soft-quilted lens wipes, the only thing I could find in my car or purse. Then on to Target for games, then they came back to my office and played games while I worked. The whole time I am thinking…these have to be the world’s nicest kids! So, what’s an occasional bloodied arm or leg in the whole scheme of things. Everything was washable, healable, and happy. Have a great week and thank you for reading us, shopping with us, and allowing us to be a part of your day. It is appreciated.

LISA

 

 

What I Heard This Week! 06-24-2021

What I Heard This Week June 24, 2021

This is really sad news that I am sharing with you. Some things I tell you just hurt worse than others, and this belongs filed somewhere in the category between abuse and torture. Do you remember the jeans of the past with the 2” or 3” zipper, where your underwear was always showing along with your crack, especially if you had a shorter shirt on? Well, I do not pretend to understand it, but low-rise jeans of the past are experiencing a second wave of popularity. Whew, that was difficult, but I said it. I am so glad I have an adult body and mind now, and don’t feel the need to follow fads. Well, no need to follow bad fads. Low risers first appeared in 1993 when Alexander McQueen sent a pair of bottom-revealing bumsters down the runway. They prompted one fashion journalist at the time to comment that they created a cleavage “closer to the building site than the boudoir”. In McQueen’s biography Blood Beneath the Skin, fashion historian Judith Watt wrote that the designer’s trousers resulted in a whole generation wearing their jeans below their waist. Sigh. Next week we can discuss the difference between Fruit of the Loom, Jockey, Calvin Klein, and Victoria’s Secret, when you are looking for plain old briefs. You also have to place special emphasis on knowing for sure when you are truly ready for your first pair of granny panties. 😊 Now, I will be the first to tell you that as you take your introductory glance into the mirror to see how your new underwear looks, you will be crushed, crying out, shaking your fist to those that will listen, shouting, “Where have my good years gone?”  But then you slide on your jeans, and everything moves right into place, and you realize how good life is when your underwear actually fits… and feels good.


What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.


There was a boil water notice in LJ this past weekend and I don’t think many people were bothered AT ALL. We have had so many boil notices, lack of water, and bad cooties floating in the water in the past few years, that it’s just no big deal. The city acted quickly. We know exactly what to do, how to do it, and don’t whine at all. Hah.


The truth is, I’m no longer the person who wrote those horrible things. I grew up, got therapy, got married, had kids, got more therapy, experienced loss, and pain, got more therapy, and experienced more life. AND GOT MORE THERAPY.”  Chrissy Teigen issued a lengthy apology last week after her previous tweets targeting fellow model Courtney Stodden resurfaced. Evidently, she is more than a little snarky with many people. This is a more than perfect example of why you should never, ever put hurtful or harmful words into writing. Years later they can show your character (or lack of it), it could hurt your chances of a job you really want, or you could be publicly humiliated (see above.) An even better idea might be to just work hard (especially if it is difficult for you) to just be a nice person to everyone. We need more of that in our world right now.


The LJ Historical Museum has a unique apron exhibit going on right now at 249 Circle Way. In celebration, they want you to send them a picture of you, a friend, or relative (new or vintage, past or present), wrapped in a favorite apron. Send it by June 30th, to marketing@LJhistory.org, or call them at 979-297-1570. You will be entered in a contest where you just might win a complimentary wine-tasting for four at Wine Review, where the owner, Autumn Barrier, will judge the most creative/fascinating apron. There is a picture of me around the age of three or four, standing in my grandma’s kitchen. She is wearing heels, a skirt, and an apron while she cooks. There is green ivy and latticework wallpaper on the wall, and I have a very mischievous look on my face. I think I was in trouble. I think I was always in trouble. I am looking for that picture tonight so I can send it over to the museum. Do not forget to visit the exhibit and send in your pictures. This is fun stuff.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Drummer Ringo Starr is 80. Actor Kathleen Turner is 67. Romancing the Stone. Actor Eddie Mekka is 69. Carmine on Laverne and Shirley. Actor Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne is 66. Actor Peter Lupus of TV’s Mission: Impossible is 89. Singer Barry Manilow is 78. Comedian Joe Piscopo is 70. Musician Robbie Robertson of The Band is 77. Singer Huey Lewis is 70. Singer Gene Chandler is 80. Duke of Earl, Groovy Situation. (He is great!) Actor Sylvester Stallone is 74. Bandleader Doc Severinsen is 93. Singer Courtney Love is 56. Singer Suzanne Vega is 61. The Mother of the MP3. Actor Tom Hanks is 64.

Actor Geoffrey Rush is 69. Actress Shelley Hack of Charlie’s Angels is 73. Actress Allyce Beasley of Moonlighting is 69. Singer Nanci Griffith is 67. Singer-guitarist Warren Entner of Grass Roots is 77. Singer David Hodo, construction worker of The Village People is 73. Actress Shelley Duvall is 71. Popeye, The Shining. Singer Steve Lawrence is 85. Drummer Jaimoe Johanson of The Allman Brothers is 76. Actress Kim Darby of True Grit is 73. Actress Anjelica Huston is 69. Actor Kevin Bacon is 62. Country singer Toby Keith is 59. Singer-actor Ed Ames of The Ames Brothers is 93.

Actor James Hampton is 84. Private Hannibal Shirley Dobbs on F Troop. Actor Richard Roundtree of Shaft is 78. TV personality-turned-musician John Tesh is 68. Actress Kelly McGillis is 63. Top Gun. Actor Fred Savage is 44. The Wonder Years. Singer Mavis Staples is 81. Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 73. Banjo player Bela Fleck of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones is 62. Singer Jeff Hanna of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is 73. Ventriloquist Jay Johnson of Soap is 71. Jazz saxophonist Kirk Whalum is 62. Guitarist Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi is 61. Actor Burt Ward is 75. Holy Batman, Robin. Children’s singer Raffi is 72.


The closest I get to a spa now, is when I open the dishwasher before it is has finished the dry cycle.


OK. We are past the “Friends” Reunion Show, so now I am hearing about a cruise dedicated to the famous 90’s sitcom, sailing out of Florida, May ‘22. There won’t be any cast members, and it is not affiliated with Warner Bros. It is just seven simple days of sailing, sharing Friends trivia, cooking demos, and a come-as-your-favorite-character costume party. The cruise is nicknamed The One When They Went on a Cruise. $1,648.66 per person, and they will book only 500 guests (ship holds 2,800) but you must have proof of vaccine


Thank You to: Benny Sanders stopped by with some great stories, a fabulous bottle of cabernet, and true appreciation for this column. (He makes windmills out of old ceiling fans, and they are fantastic.)  Michelle Townsend is running for judge in the 149th District Court. She is a prosecutor, former judge, business owner, wife, and mother of four, and still has time to raise chickens. I don’t know much more, but I do know that I appreciate it when someone takes the time to stop by and introduce themselves. Carol at the Appraisal District for kindness and making things easy, which is almost unheard-of today. Marguerite Sutton for such sweet words. I have the best readers. Ms. Sutton, when you are out and about again, stop by for a hug. She told us that we had made the pandemic much more bearable for many, because of our free digital edition of The Source Weekly. (If you want to be happy like Marguerite, just call with your email address so we can send happiness your direction, every single week.) James Warren for the very kind words, and bags of recycling for my daughter. Thank you to all the good folks that have brought by sacks of clean #2 and #5 (only) recyclables for my daughter to use in a new recycling program at University of Houston. They are shredding clean #2 and #5 containers only, trying to learn how to make products out of recycled material, so everyone majoring in Industrial Design can help us get our Earth back in order. We have to start somewhere, and these kids may save us from ourselves.  I will keep you posted on the students’ progress.


June is Alzheimer’s & Brain Awareness Month. According to the Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s affects more than six million Americans. The new Alzheimer’s drug is believed to cost between $30K to $50K  for one year. It works by clearing a protein “plaque” called beta-amyloid from the brain. Yikes. I think there are a lot more Alzheimer’s patients than there is that kind of money for individual treatment.


Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. EAT BACON.


OK, if I understand this correctly, Governor Abbott signed a bill that goes into effect September 1st, that requires county and local governments, in areas by jetties and piers on the Gulf of Mexico, to provide occupied lifeguard towers on each side of a structure that protrudes into the Gulf of Mexico. How in the heck does that work? There is no way to put a single person out there without a buddy. Why don’t they just post signs in three languages and quit trying to babysit people that do not follow the rules. I need more information.


The Eagles – Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and Timothy B. Schmit, along with Deacon Frey (son) and Vince Gill, are touring with their Hotel California 2021 Tour. Each night’s concert will feature a Hotel California set accompanied by an orchestra and choir, followed by an additional set of the band’s greatest hits. Tickets available June 18, at 10 AM.  So far, Dallas is the closest they will get to us. “You’re a good man Charlie Brown” tickets are now on sale. Dates: July 9-18. Fun show. Center for the Arts and Sciences. United Airlines has agreed to buy 15 supersonic jets, with plans to carry passengers on the ultra-fast planes by 2029. These could be the first commercial supersonic flights since the Concorde was grounded.


“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett


Ford is taking reservations online now for the new F-150 Lightning EV, which just happens to have a 300-mile range. The District of Columbia is suing Amazon, alleging the company has abused its market dominance to harm competition and keep retail prices artificially high across the entire internet.


A global chip shortage and material availability has pushed prices up for new and used cars, with experts saying to buy quickly if you find what you want, or it may not be there tomorrow. If you decide to wait, know that future pricing is hard to predict, especially when global supply chain problems plague automakers. Chips now control everything on a car from infotainment screens to window motors. I remember when the dashboards first had, what my dad then called “idiot lights” instead of gauges. He hated them. The market will calm eventually, but it is expected to get worse before it gets better. It is a seller’s market, not good for a buyer, and terrible for all our new and used car dealerships. Please Shop Local.


Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, so who would you assume is in charge?”  Jerry Seinfeld


Today, I decided to leave you with laughter. There are two YouTube videos that are so funny. My suggestion is to watch them when you need a good giggle. Life throws us curveballs quite often, and these guys have tackled it with laughter. (1) Menopause – Bohemian Rhapsody Parody music video, and (2) Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody parody – Lockdown Music Video. You will thank me later. Have a great weekend. Keep your thermostat set at least a degree warmer than you really like it and stay hydrated. The new full moon is on the 24th. 1:40 pm our time.

LISA

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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