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What I Heard This Week! 12-12-2019

What I Heard This Week December 12, 2019

Does the date December 13, 1928, mean anything to you? That’s the day the clip-on tie was invented, but nowhere can I find who the mystery guy or gal inventor was.There are no monuments, statues or memorials to its inventor. Some say it was morticians who found it way too hard to tie a tie on a dead body. The Great Depression started just months after the clip-on tie was born but I don’t think the tie was to blame. But it certainly did make me want to ask the guy sitting next to me today at a lunch meeting, “is it real or is it clip-on?” Compared to current fashion trends, the clip-on tie seems to have had some great staying power. Happy 91st Birthday to the clip-on tie.


When you’re happy you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics. George Jones


There’s a new Coca-Cola flavor that is only here for a limited time during spice season. It is cinnamon flavored, but cinnamon was not listed in the ingredients.  But it could be part of the natural flavors list.Someone suggested that a Cinnamon Vanilla Coke would sure be delicious. Lay’s has come out with Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup flavored potato chips. Hmmm. Can it beat the real thing? Pop-Tarts will release two new flavors in January 2020. There is chocolate and cinnamon sugar with both new flavors having a slightly salty pretzel crust. So far, I’m not rushing out to the store, still just sitting at my desk.


The Brazosport Symphony Orchestra will present Handel’s Messiah on December 14th. They are asking you to bring a canned or non-perishable food item (or 2), always needed at this time, but even more so with the recent damage to the Houston Food Pantry. See you there.


A San Antonio man held his girlfriend by the neck and punched her face after a fight, then carved his name into her forehead with a knife. When your name is Jackub Jackson and you carve JACK on your girlfriend’s forehead, it’s a dead give-a-way that a jury is going to have no choice but to find you guilty.


Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out, Monroe or Manson.


The Buffalo Bills and the Pittsburgh Steelers play on Sunday, two teams that are currently holding the AFC wild-card spots. Exciting. Yes. Sunday will also mark the first known instance of three brothers appearing in the same NFL game in over 90 years. The last time it happened was in 1927, with Joe, Bill and Cobb Rooney playing for the Duluth Eskimos. Hmmm. (The Duluth Eskimos were from Duluth, Minnesota in the National Football League and spent most of their time as a traveling team. They existed for five seasons from 1923-27.  In ‘27, when the Rooney brothers played, they were 1-8 and were one of the first NFL teams to use a logo.)This year Pittsburgh has brothers Terrell Edmunds and Trey Edmunds, and Buffalo has Tremaine Edmunds. Bet their momma is hooting and hollering.


To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside.


President Trump said that his administration is looking into relaxing water-saving regulations for toilets, sinks and showers, saying consumers end up using even more water by flushing multiple times and trying to get clean with low water streams.Use of low-flush toilets started after President George H.W. Bush signed the Energy Policy Act. The 1992 law said new toilets could use no more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush. Two steps forward, ten steps back.


eBay has reached a deal to sell event-ticketing business Stub Hub (largest resale ticket marketplace in the U.S.) to Viagogo for a $4.05 BILLION, cash deal. eBay purchased Stub Hub in 2007 for $310 million. That’s a tidy profit.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor director Woody Allen is 84. World Golf Hall of Fame Lee Trevino is 80. Singer Dianne Lennon is 80. The Lennon Sisters are an American vocal group initially made up of four sisters from a family of six sisters. The original quartet consisted of Dianne, Peggy (now 78), Kathy (now 76), and Janet (now 73). Hall of Fame sportscaster Vin Scully is 92. Blues musician John Mayall is 86. Actress Diane Ladd is 84.


Michael J. Pollard, 80, died of cardiac arrest. He earned an Oscar nomination for the 1967 film Bonnie and Clyde, playing the getaway driver, C.W. Moss, even though he never learned how to drive a car. He lost to George Kennedy of Cool Hand Luke. Ah, I’ll never forget that impish face and mischievous grin.


On Saturday, I attended the Celebration of Life for Daniel LeFave, who was only 36 years old. Daniel was an Asst. Principal at Bess Brannen Elementary in LJ and suffered from a brain tumor or he would never, ever have left this life and his beautiful family. The celebration was styled as an Irish Wake and was perfect…not only for Daniel, but for those of us that were able to get one more glimpse of a pretty special person. There was song, poetry, tears, education and laughter. A lot of laughter. It said so much about the way he led,then left this life.


Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th. Like this month.


The Houston Rockets filed a protest with the National Basketball Association after James Harden’s dunk was not counted in the game against San Antonio Spurs. The final score was 135-133 in double overtime with the Spurs winning. Sorry, refs. We all watched the video where he made the dunk and believe he deserved the points and the win. What happened? Well, the NBA denied the rockets’ protest and agrees the referees misapplied the rules on the play. “Commissioner Silver determined that the Rockets had sufficient time to overcome the error during the remainder of the fourth quarter and two subsequent overtime periods and thus the extraordinary remedy of granting a game protest was not warranted,” the NBA’s statement said. The League also announced it had disciplined all three referees in that game for misapplying the coach’s challenge rule. Hmmm.


You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live. Now.Joan Baez


The slain officer that was shot and killed as he responded to a domestic violence call in East Houston was a nine-year veteran of the Houston Police Department. Two Papa Johns’ locations in Pearland donated all proceeds from their December 11th sales, to the family of Sergeant Christopher Brewster. Donations can also be given directly to the Assist the Officer Foundation at www.assisttheofficer.com.


There is a house in Houston now on the market for $24.5 million. A house, not anhuge apartment building.


The Library Book is a story of the 1986 fire at the Los Angeles Public Library. The fire reached 2000 degrees and burned for more than seven hours. It consumed 400,000 books and damaged 700,000 more. Not only does Susan Orlean tell the history of the fire, she convinces all over again on how important libraries have been in history and why they should remain such an essential part of our hearts, our minds and our souls. I just finished reading this book. If you love to read and love to go to libraries, I recommend it to you. Might make a nice present for the reader in your life.


Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.


Some of my friends (Becky, Cheri, Debbie) had a get-together brunch last week at Cheri’s very lovely home. We were all asked to bring unwrapped toys to donate to Freeport Blue Santa and The Salvation Army. When I arrived, Santa was standing in the front yard next to Cheri’s husband and the most beautiful, shiny red TRUCK, tailgate up, overflowing with toys and gifts. Her husband found the truck advertised in The Source Weekly one day while he was getting a haircut. He totally restored it over a two-and-half year period, and it is gorgeous. All my friends are fabulous cooks so there was a feast along with champagne & limoncello. (Note: I will be heading to Spec’s in the morning after the Farmer’s Market – I didn’t realize how fabulous the combination of champagne and limoncello was.) Then as we left, she offered each of us a take home gift…cookies iced to look like a red truck with a Christmas tree in the bed. They were adorable. I just ate mine while I was typing this column. Some days are just more fun than others. Thank you, girls.


For every ‘real’ book I read, I try to throw a little trash in, because it’s good for me to know what’s really going on in the world. Hah. I just finished the sequel to The Devil Wears Prada.  The novel was titled Revenge Wears Prada: The Devil Returns. The plot happens a decade after Andy Sachs quit the job “a million girls would die for” working for Miranda Priestly at Runway Magazine. Now, mind you, I loved the first book and I really, really loved the movie with Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci…it’s actually one of my favorites. I wouldn’t call the sequel book a waste of time, but it was pretty close, so I’ll use descriptive words like dull, unrealistic and pleasureless. I know…I should say what I really think. ☹ I just heard that The Devil Wears Prada Broadway Musical will make its debut on July 13, 2021 in Chicago. Audience reaction will determine whether it transfers to Broadway in NYC.


Thank you to Russell at Tractor Supply. He carried out a 40-pound bag of horse bedding in the rain so I wouldn’t get my good clothes dirty. Thank you to Mike Painter for delivering the beautiful antique wood for my daughter. Thank you to Gay Linford and Jennifer Monical for pulling together such a great program at The Local called Better Together. It was a very special evening.


About a month ago, the zinnias were blooming their hearts out, so I was able to have fresh cut flowers in the kitchen all the time, but I was puzzled because something or someone was eating the leaves off. It could only be a CAT.  Sure enough, I watched as Winnie chewed off leaves as soon as I brought flowers into the house. In fact, she would nibble on anything I put into the vase. Basil, asparagus fern, eucalyptus, ivy, you name it. Her eating the leaves wasn’t as alarming as the thoughts and possibility of finding green throw-up on my carpet that set me thinking. So, I found some Cat Grass seeds at Buchanan’s Nursery in Houston. It’s just a flower-package sized envelope of oats, wheat, rye and barley. I located an abandoned clay pot at the side of my house, deposited a handful of the seeds, then about 2 weeks later when the first green popped through the dirt, I planted another handful. Now, every day and sometimes twice a day, I take out the kitchen shears, cut a handful and yell, “Grass!!” My three cats come running faster than when I yell “Treat,” (and they love treats.)  They gobble the grass down in no time flat. What a welcome Christmas idea for a favorite pet. A gift that keeps on giving. It’s good for people and dogs too, but be sure to get non-GMO seeds. There are also companies making cat-bernet, meow-lot, and kitty-anti wine from things like beet juice and organic catnip. Purr-fect gifts for fur babies.


If you want to give an unusual gift, try Buddy the Elf wreath from Etsy featuring Will Ferrell’s face. It’s crazy looking, but I know it would be SO popular with MY kids. But if all else fails, give the gift of your time to those that love you the most. You can’t go wrong and it’s easy to wrap.


Thanks for reading us.

Lisa

What I Heard This Week! April 4, 2019

What I Heard This Week April 4, 2019

A New Beer’s Eve is an unofficial holiday in the U.S. celebrating the ending of Prohibition. The end of Prohibition occurred as a result of the Cullen-HarrisonAct and its signing into law by President Franklin D. Roosevelt. Sales of beer in the U.S. would become legal on April 7, 1933, provided that the state in question had enacted its own law allowing such sales. The beer had to have an alcohol content less than 3.2%, because it was considered too low to produce intoxication. On the evening of April 6, people lined up outside breweries and taverns, waiting for midnight when they would be able to legally purchase beer for the first time in over 13 years. Since then, the night of April 6 has been referred to as “New Beer’s Eve” and April 7 is known as “National Beer Day.” Please plan accordingly.


Thanks for the phone call, Roma. Bet your roasted cabbage was delicious. The name of the seasoning is Montana MEX Sweet with sea salt, orange, cinnamon and ginger. It’s great on baked or grilled apples or salmon. The HEB in LJ carries it in the section across from the seafood department.


A 65-year-old Southern California woman was arrested on suspicion of felony elder abuse and misdemeanor animal neglect after her 96-year-old wheelchair bound father, her 74-year-old sister and multiple pets were found living in a home loaded with feces, urine, and garbage. It was also thought that the house was infested with as many as 700 rats in addition to eight dogs, two rabbits, a cat, a parrot and 55 pet rats that were removed by Animal Control.


‘Bump stocks’ are the gun add-ons that can dramatically increase rate of fire and are now officially illegal in the U.S. Anyone selling or owning bump stocks can now face up to 10 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000 for each violation. The devices allow a semi-automatic rifle to fire nearly as fast as a machine gun. The ban requires any bump stocks to be destroyed or turned in to law enforcement authorities because the new federal rule re-classifies them all as machine guns, no matter when they were purchased and owning one becomes a felony. One of the country’s largest bump stock retailers turned over its entire inventory (about 60,000) to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives last week in Fort Worth to be crushed. Some gun owners are not happy and believe the decision should be left up to Congress. Others say that after the massacre in Las Vegas two years ago, someone had to act. Will a mentally unstable person turn in a gun?Impossible to know. We must act more responsibly on who we sell guns to in the future.

Since the March 15th terrorist attack which killed 50 people, New Zealand has acted swiftly to change their gun laws and has now proposed a buyback of semi-automatic firearms that could cost as much as $300 million (NZD which is $200 million in USD), according to the country’s deputy prime minister. In New Zealand, gun owners require a license, but do not have to register their weapons, so therefore, no one can know for sure how many guns are in circulation.


Ultimate Fighting Championship star Conor McGregor retired on the same day it was revealed that Irish police are investigating him for sexual assault. Hmmm.


Na-na na-na boo-boois achildish playground taunt that sets the mood for telling you the following: Since we believe that our own ‘little bit of heaven’ in Brazosport, Texas is the greatest and best at most everything, it may hurt you to know that the Houston and the surrounding areas have one of the highest pollen counts in the U.S. right now. The main culprit is oak. So, there. So much coughing and sneezing at my office and every other place that I’ve been to for the past three weeks. I know that everyone is ready for it to be over. Oh, and yesterday I saw the first of the tent caterpillars that invade us every spring. Aaugh. I hate those things.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Screen, song legend, animal welfare activist Doris Day is 97. She began her career as a big band singer in 1939, her popularity increased with her first hit recording “Sentimental Journey“. After leaving to embark on a solo career, she recorded more than 650 songs from 1947 to 1967, which made her one of the most popular and acclaimed singers of the 20th century. I’ll Be Home for Christmas, Winter Wonderland, Sentimental Journey, Move Over Darling, Secret Love, Que Sera Sera, Silver Bells, Dream a Little Dream of Me.Celebrations included a 60th anniversary screening of Pillow Talk, the romantic comedy she made with Rock Hudson and Edy’s Slow Churned Chocolate Fudge ice cream.

Barron Trump is now 13. Youngest child of President and Melania Trump. Actress Sharon Acker is 84. Della Street in The New Perry Mason. Rock musician Dave Robinson is 70. The Cars. Singer producer Ric Ocasek is 70. The Cars. Movie reviewer Gene Shalit is 93. Feminist activist author Gloria Steinem is 85. Singer Sir Elton John is 72. Author Kate DiCamillo is 55. The Tale of Despereaux, Because of Winn-Dixie, The Magician’s Elephant. (If you haven’t read any of these, then YOU NEED TO.  No matter what your age.)

Singer Eddie Money is 70.Baby Hold On, Two Tickets to Paradise, Maybe I’m a Fool, Think I’m in Love, Take Me Home Tonight.Hall of Fame racer Cale Yarborough is 80. Actor director Austin Pendleton is 79. My Cousin Vinny. Actor Brian Tarantina is 60. Uncle Buck. Actor Scott Eastwood is 33.


Today was a really, beautiful sunshiny day, so I went to lunch (I normally eat left-overs at my desk) so I could go to Office Depot to pick-up paper. Walking in, I saw a friend that I hadn’t seen in a while. We talked before we shopped. Then I ventured over to the post office for stamps and visited with another friend that I hadn’t seen in a really long time. While we were talking, I could hear birds. Lots of birds. I filed it away as the loading dock doors open because of the wonderful weather and the birds were going crazy with joy because it is no longer raining. By the time I got up to the counter, the bird noise was fairly loud, so I asked, “Where are the birds?” Her answer was very matter-of-factly, “Oh, yes. Tractor Supply will be here soon to pick them up.” Tractor Supply! Oh, I got it! The Baby chicks that we visit every spring at Tractor Supply are sent through the post office. I would never have guessed. I’m going to Tractor Supply this weekend.


Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.


A Florida woman was arrested after leaving her five children in a car while she went into a bar to drink. Her husband arrived home from work shortly after midnight, became worried then called her phone which was answered by his 5-year-old daughter, who did not know where they were located, but told him that she and her four siblings were in the car alone. The daughter tried to describe their location, but she couldn’t so the father told her to beep the horn to get an adult’s attention, but no one came to the vehicle, so he left their house, spotting his wife’s vehicle at a bar, blocked her car and called the sheriff’s office. The bartender said mom had been there for about 30 minutes and had purchased two drinks. Now, for the really bad part…the children were ages 5-years, 3-years, 11-months and twin 20-day old infants. Too bad you’re not required to have a license in order to have a child.


A Texas man said that he crawled under his house to troubleshoot after heavy winds disrupted his cable television and he identified a few snakes, left quickly and called Big Country Snake Removal. Workers later pulled 45 rattlesnakes (45 snakes!!) from underneath his house. It is believed that more people are having snakes in their yards and around their homes because housing developments are destroying their habitat. Just one of many habitats that we are destroying.


My niece sent me a text last weekend along with a picture of her new chicken coop and a cute yellow baby chick that needed a name. Oooh. I asked her for 24 hours so I could make the right decision. Names are so important. The next day I asked my niece if she knew who Yoko Ono is? “No.” Well, then that means we can’t name her Yolko Ono. I suggested more silly names like Mary Poopins. Princess Lay-a. Dixie Chick. Hmmm. This did not seem to excite my niece, so I changed to old-fashioned names. Minnie. Lulu. Clara. Mabel. Bertha. Then I happened to take-a-peek outside to my flower garden and saw that my first poppy was blooming. So, Poppy is the name of the new chick. Twin sister is Winnie.


In San Mateo, California, a real estate agent permitted a man to tour an ‘Open House’, alone. Video cameras show him walking from room to room and then stuffing something in his jacket. Several ‘somethings’ in his jacket…big bulge. It seems that the man took 5 bras and nothing else. Hmmm.


On March 22, President Jimmy Carter turned 94 years and 172 days old and became the longest living former president in U.S. history. He continues building houses for Habitat for Humanity and recently won his third Grammy for Spoken Word Album – an award he’s been nominated for 9 different times.


This excites me so, just telling you. Finally, finally, there is tad bit of information about the Downton Abbey movie which is going to reunite the cast of the beloved series and premiere on September 20, 2019 (that’s only 5-plus months so mark your calendar.) The film takes place in the fall of 1927 – a year and half after the events of the series finale and there is some sort of mysterious grand event happening. Is it the Dowager Countess’s 85th birthday? Is there a Grantham vow renewal? Even Carson is called out of retirement to be there. Does Tom Branson find love again? Has Lady Mary matured in her loyalty to Downton and is Edith adapting to her new rank as marchioness? Bates and Anna? Marigold? Inquiring minds want to know. Stay tuned.


Maggie Smith as Dowager Countess –“One must have standards, but one must not be inflexible.”


A LJ area lawyer was sentenced in Houston Federal Court to three years in prison for his role in an elaborate $5 million mortgage fraud scheme involving ten big-dollar beach homes in Freeport and Surfside by selling the homes to ‘straw buyers’ for two-three times their appraised values.The ‘straw buyers’ submitted loan applications listing fake addresses, employers and incomes, all information that banks rely on to make good mortgage decisions.The buyers each defaulted on the mortgages, the homes ended up in foreclosure and he was able to buy them back for market value. The judge also ordered him to pay $5.3 million in restitution to Wells Fargo Bank and other lenders. According to Investopedia: “A ‘Straw Buyer’is a person who makes a purchase on behalf of another person…the act is considered illegal where the transaction involves fraud or purchasing goods for someone who is legally barred from making the purchase themselves.


A California man was preparing to build a 6-ft. fence at his home when he received a letter from the city stating the fence violated an ordinance limiting such barriers along sidewalks to 3-ft. So instead of building his 6-ft. fence, the man seated four naked fashion mannequins around a wicker table with matching wicker chairs, with another mannequin standing with shamrocks over her breasts, along with a nearby sign that reads, “Reserved seat for the nosey neighbor that complained about my fence to the city.” He said, “The neighbor wanted me to tear down my fence to see inside my yard and now they get to.”Compromise, don’t you love it?!?


Have a lovely week-endand most of all, thanks for reading this. Lisa

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