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What I Heard This Week! 01-16-2020

What I Heard This Week January 16, 2020

The city of Warner Robins, Georgia and Peach County, along with the promise of almost $2.3 million to be spent on traffic and utility improvements, are sealing a deal for Buc-ee’s to invest at least $35 million on a 53,000 square-foot travel center off Interstate 75. It is projected to draw 8,000 to 10,000 vehicles a week, with city leaders hoping visitors will also seek out other attractions in the area after they fill-up, potty and shop. New Buc-ee’s locations outside Texas include several new stores in Alabama, Georgia and Florida.

Don’t trim your crepe myrtles just yet. Wait for Valentine’s Day because the warm weather we are having may trick the tree into thinking it’s spring, then if a freeze comes, it will kill all the new growth. And when you trim them, please look up how to do it properly. Improper trimming is called crepe murder.

Anne-Elisabeth and I visited Texas Roadhouse last night. It was only our second time since they opened because they have peanuts on the floor, and my son is allergic to peanuts. BUT my son wasn’t home, so we said YES and scooted quickly to the mall.  Piping hot rolls, whipped cinnamon butter.  Heaven. The steaks were displayed as we walked in, and obviously that tactic works because that’s what we both wanted. I asked the server to suggest the ‘best’ steak. We received the small Dallas Filet with a side of sautéed mushrooms, a baked naked sweet potato, fresh vegetables and of course, another order of hot rolls. It was the best steak I had ever ordered in a restaurant. Perfection. Just letting you know.   Oh, we also indulged in a Sangria Margarita. That was pretty good, too.

If today were the last day of your life, would you want to do what you are about to do today? Steve Jobs

What about those Astros? Such a disappointment for fans and the kids that look up to players as role models. What the heck is happening to our society where anything goes. I know they fired the Astros manager and general manager. Alex Cora has now parted ways with the Boston Red Sox since it seems he developed the sign-stealing system, but as bad as I hate to put it out there, something should also happen to the players. Wrong is wrong.

The Cosmic Crisp apple aka apple variety WA38, could be a lifesaver for Washington apple growers because it was developed specifically to excel in Washington State’s climate, unlike Gala and Fuji, which were developed outside the states. It took two decades to develop this apple from start to finish.  It’s a cross of Honeycrisp and Enterprise apples with the name coming from a starry pattern on the skin formed by small pores called lenticels. The apple is firm, crisp and juicy, resilient and able to stay in good shape for up to 12 months after being harvested and put into storage. Yikes. 12 months?!? When I told my son about the shelf life, his response was, “well, that’s frightening…” It is described in Time Magazine as, “It’s biology, basically.HEB is now carrying a few of the apples and they are delicious. Washington apple growers will have exclusive rights to the Cosmic Crisp for 10 years.

Congratulations to Bill Yenne, LJ City Manager, celebrating his 40th year of work at the city.

THANK YOU to Jennifer Kolthammer for working in the esplanade in my subdivision. Roses are beautiful!Ella, for my handmade potholder. I love it. A gentleman just walked in the front door of our office to tell us how many hours he spent in our building as a kid, when it was the Look & Listen Record Shop.  Aww. Thanks for sharing. Audrey,for the delicious chocolate chip cookies you brought to my office and for spending time with me so we could catch up. Sabrina,at city of LJ, for coming out to check the manhole in my yard.  Jesse Aguilar, our favorite credit card guy, for chocolate cake and Moscato. I shared the cake but not the wine 😊.Debra, for the Port of Freeport luncheon invitation. She takes such good care of me. Paula,for stopping by and sharing some love. Hope you got some ‘alone time’ when the kids went back to school. Holiday breaks are tough on moms. It’s so nice to have kids’ home but equally nice when they go.

RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Record producer Phil Spector is 80. TV host John Walsh is 74. America’s Most Wanted. Actor Gerard Depardieu is 71. He has completed more than 170 films since 1967.  Actor Frank Langella is 82. Rock singer musician Country Joe McDonald is 78.1960’s psychedelic rock group Country Joe and the Fish.Rhythm & blues singer Abdul ‘Duke’ Fakir is 84. The Four Tops. Rock musician Mick Jones is 75. Foreigner.

TV hostJack Hanna is 73. Actress Wendy Phillips is 68. Falcon Crest. Model Christy Turlington is 51. Actor Taye Diggs is 49. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Musician Rod Stewart is 75. Comedian actor Larry Storch is 97.The bumbling Corporal Randolph Agarn on F Troop. Fashion designer Diane von Furstenberg is 73. Actor Tim Matheson is 72. Smooth-talking Eric “Otter” Stratton in National Lampoon’s Animal House.

Game show host Bob Eubanks is 82. Rockmusician Tom Hamilton is 68. Aerosmith. Olympic gold medal gymnast Gabby Douglas is 24. Magazine publisher Jann Wenner is 74. Rolling Stone Magazine.  Singer Kenny Loggins is 72. Talk show host Katie Couric is 63. Radio-TV personality Howard Stern is 66. Singer Melanie Chisholm is 46. Spice Girls.

Buck Henry died at 89. He co-created Get Smart with Mel Brooks, and hosted SNL 10 times from ’76 -‘80. He was twice nominated for an Academy Award, in 1968 for Best Adapted Screenplay for The Graduate and in 1979 for Best Director for Heaven Can Wait alongside Warren Beatty. Neil Peart, the drummer and lyricist for Rush, died at age 67 of brain cancer, which he had been quietly battling for three-and-a-half years. Wallace Schlemmer of Jones Creek died on January 1, at the exact age of 97. He had many jobs in his lifetime and was as interesting as anyone you’ve ever talked to, explaining the exciting adventures of his life. His obituary said that he had been at Woodlake Nursing Home for the past year and half. I wish I had known. To his sons, please accept our condolences. Lisa & staff.

Forbes top-earning musician of the 2010’s was not Taylor Swift at $825 million, but Dr. Dre at $950 million, because of his Beats products, since he hasn’t put out an album since 2015.

Over the holidays, I worked a little bit in my garage, cleaning, moving around and throwing away. Actually, I had so much furniture that I’m refinishing, I had to clear a path so Champagne’s could deliver a new washer and dryer (which are Speed Queen  and so far, I just love them…10-year all parts and labor warranty.) They delivered on Christmas Eve, so I just pretended it was Santa. If any of your appliances should die in the near future, I can recommend Champagne’s. Yikes, how I digress. But there’s just so much information that I need to tell you each week. Back to my garage. In the process of cleaning, I found a paper Sky Lantern still in the package that someone had given my son several years ago. You light a little fire in the middle of the lantern that heats the air inside, making them able to fly and shine at night. Very, very pretty. After reading the instructions and thinking about it, I put it in the ‘giveaway’ pile. Then last week, I read about a fire that raced through a zoo in Germany burning down its entire ape house and killing more than 30 animals. Several witnesses saw the paper lanterns (they use them to celebrate New Year’s Eve in Germany) flying at low altitude near the zoo at midnight. Police received the first emergency calls 38 minutes later. I guess I’m taking the lantern out of the pile and use it for kindling.

An alligator bit an 18-year-old college student who was hiking and wading through the water on a wet trail at Everglades National Park. I’m sorry for the girl but the alligator was probably there first.

More than 1,000 magic tricks went to auction last week at the auction of the late Lonnie Frankel, owner of Frankel’s Costume Company. I have some favorite memories of that place.

If you’re bored this month, it’s your own fault. The International Gem & Jewelry Show Jan. 17-19th. Houston Auto Show Jan. 22-26th. Houston Gun Collectors Association Jan. 25-26th.  Brazosport Art League presents Passions of Color plus show…Jan. 14th-Feb. 16th.  The BASF Planetarium show, Jewel of the Solar System, Planet Earth is showing until Jan. 28th. My son says that the Grammy award-winning Patti Austin concert on Jan. 18th at The Clarian, will be a fabulous evening. She will be with the Brazosport Jazz Orchestra playing tribute to Ella Fitzgerald.

Harry and Meghan: So, you leave the country where you get too much media attention and intense public scrutiny…such drama…nothing is going to change by moving. They will still have intense public scrutiny. But I don’t blame them. It must be terrible.  Meghan Markle is often compared to Wallis Simpson, the last American to disrupt the royal family. (Queen Elizabeth’s father became king after his brother’s abdication because he was told to dump his still-married, once divorced girlfriend from Baltimore or dump the crown. He chose the girl.) I don’t really see comparison at all. It’s WAY more like Yoko Ono and the Beatles.  So, in reference to them becoming financially independent…Diana left him millions, they’ll be fine. Madame Tussauds London has already removed Meghan and Harry’s figures, so they no longer appear in the Royal Family set. The popular figures will be moved to another area in the attraction.

It was the final moments of Canada’s Family Feud. The question was, “Name Popeye’s favorite food.” Before the host could even get all the way through his question, the contestant interrupted with a scream of, “Chicken,” and broke into a very premature, happy dance. Sigh.

John Mayer released a Christmas song, entitled CVS Bag, addressing the limited shopping options at his family home in a small town. Here are some of the words.“I fell asleep too early / I woke up at midnight / I was hungry / It was alright, you were there / CVS bag on the table…Mariah Carey, watch out.

The U.S. Postal Service’s new Priority Mail stamp featuring Big Bend releases on Jan. 18. It is a beautiful stamp, a miniature work of art, and will cost $8. There are several new stamps…a few are Year of the Rat (I’ve known some rats), Made of Hearts (perfect for Valentines),  Let’s Celebrate, Wild Orchids, Arnold Palmer, Contemporary Boutonniere, Garden Corsage, American Gardens, Voices of Harlem Renaissance, Hip Hop, Fruits & Vegetables, Women Vote, Mayflower,  and my favorite…Earth Day. That’s a bunch of new stamps. You should write someone a letter.

Australia – I’m so sad for the people and animals of Australia…actually, there are some animals that I like better than people but that’s a column for another day. The Australia Zoo, owned by the late Steve Erwin’s family, has taken in over 90,000 animal patients and more are expected. Koala bears tend to climb further up in trees when danger arrives, but when the oils in the eucalyptus trees heat up, the plant releases flammable gas, which ignites into a fireball.Nicole Kidman and Pink have both donated $500,000 each with many celebrities now making or matching their pledges. I couldn’t understand how so many new fires were popping up. Pyro-cumulus clouds (pyro mean fire and cumulus means pile up)are forming which are creating fire-induced thunderstorms, then lightening from those storms start new fires. NASA operates a hotspot detection program which identifies fires on a daily basis. Google: Nasa Satellite Active Fire Hotspot Detection. It’s so interesting to watch. 24 people have been charged with deliberately setting fires with 183 facing legal action.In addition to those, authorities said another 53 people are facing legal action for not complying with the state’s fire ban and another 47 people for discarding a lit cigarette or match on land. Starting a bush fire intentionally and being reckless in causing its spread can result in up to 21 years in prison.

Life is a one-time offer, use it well. Thanks for reading us this week. We appreciate you.

Lisa Baker

What I Heard This Week! February 14, 2019

What I Heard This Week February 14, 2019

Police say that a Connecticut woman charged with driving under the influencewas drunk on vanilla extract. They found her sitting in her car at an intersection with her eyes closed and several bottles of pure vanilla extract on the seat next to her.  We had a little discussion in my office about alcohol content of vanilla extract. I make my own vanilla extract with straight rum, vodka or bourbon and Madagascar vanilla beans, so alcohol content depends on the alcohol proof. Alcohol proof in the US is defined as twice the percentage of alcohol by volume. Therefore, 100-proof whiskey contains 50% alcohol by volume; 86-proof whiskey contains 43% alcohol. But depending on the brand, extract that you buy in the store has a large percentage of water. I guess I had never thought of getting drunk on extract. Why not just buy the straight liquor? It would be cheaper. Hmmm. So many unanswered questions.


Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much funArmistead Maupin


PHO: Hey. I found out the secret to using purple cabbage in soup without it turning your broth purple, therefore making everything in your soup look very grey. Thinly slice your cabbage then let it soak in cold water for a while, then pat it dry before you put it in your soup – the water pulls the purple color out and your broth stays pretty. Thank you for sharing this with me, Ashley.


All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  Charles M. Schulz


You know when you break a big wad of spaghetti in half, so it fits into your pot, it tends to shatter into three or more tiny fragments plus the big pieces that you’re still holding in your hands. According to Science News, the secret is to twist the strand then bend to break  it. They said, “When the spaghetti is twisted, it doesn’t bend as far before breaking, so the vibrations that rattle the broken halves aren’t strong enough to spur further fractures.” Well, I went straight to my pantry so I could test it, but all I had was angel hair pasta which is so much thinner than spaghetti pasta. Imagine broken pieces of pasta all over the kitchen, plus it took forever to break enough pasta for my dinner. About the time I was finished ‘breaking’ pasta, the first pieces that I have put in the hot water had been cooking for 6 minutes and were ready to eat. Not a real practical help in the kitchen but the cats enjoyed chasing the pasta bits as they flew here and there. Mostly there.


Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Groucho Marx


I know this is old news, but because I didn’t have room in this column last week, we never discussed the fact that Adam Levine removed his shirt at Super Bowl halftime. Now, why did he do that? To appear younger? To appear a little hipper? To be like Janet Jackson? I never believed that Janet Jackson’s 2004 wardrobe malfunction was accidental, and I never, ever wanted to see her boob, but why can Levine remove his shirt and Jackson can’t. There are places that a woman can’t and won’t breastfeed, but Levine was half naked. It just doesn’t make sense. Now, I’m not saying that he didn’t look VERY nice with his shirt off, it’s just a question.


The US surgeon general is now saying that swift action and aggressive steps must be taken to prevent millions of teens and adolescents from becoming hooked on Juul and other high-nicotine electronic cigarettes. “Adults should learn about e-cigarettes and talk to their children about the risks.” That’s YOU! Parents, grandparents and friends. There’s even a vape shop at the mall now.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer songwriter Marshall Chapman is 70. Country singer David Lee Murphy is 60. Rock musician Kathy Valentine is 60. The Go-Go’s, the first all-female band to have a #1 album in the U.S. Actor Nicholas Cage is 55. Actor Jerry Adler is 90. Herman ‘Hesh’ Rabkin on The Sopranos.

Football Hall of Fame Lawrence Taylor is 60. Baseball Hall of Fame Hank Aaron is 85. Financial writer Jane Bryant Quinn is 80. Rock singer Al Kooper is 75. Blood Sweat and Tears. Actress Laura Linney is 55. Singer Bobby Brown is 50. Talk show host Oprah Winfrey is 65. Pop rock singer Adam Lambert is 37. American Idol. Actor Mike Farrell is 80. Captain B.J. Hunnicutt on M*A*S*H.

Actor Michael Tucker is 75. L.A. Law.Actress Kathy Najimy is 62. Hocus Pocus, I loved that movie.Country singer Barbara Mandrell is 70. She retired from performing in 1997.


British actorAlbert Finney died at the age of 82. In 1963, Finney won the love of audiences worldwide with his good-natured, funny and sensual portrayal of an 18th-century English rogue in Tom Jones which won a ‘Best Picture’ Oscar.

Frank Robinson, the first black manager in Major League Baseball and the only player to win MVP in both leagues, died of bone cancer at the age of 83.


I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up and for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Tracy Smith


Inspired by Kellogg’s Froot Loops cereal, Carl’s Jr.recently introduced Froot Loops MiniDonuts on their breakfast menu. Five very vibrant colors – red, yellow, purple, green and blue that tastes just like the cereal. I would have driven over to Angleton and prepared myself a little better before I gave you this information (and tasted them so I could tell you for sure), but they wouldn’t answer their phone today. I called 3 times. Sorry. The donuts are still listed on an online nutrition chart.


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


The LJ Historical Association is presenting An Evening with Ronee Martin on Friday February 15th, at The Clarion at Brazosport College. She is considered a well-kept secret in the music industry and will charm you when sheperforms your favorite songs by your favorite artists including Dionne Warwick, Gladys Knight, Aretha Franklin, Bonnie Raitt, Tammy Wynette and Willie Nelson. Do you remember her from Season 11 of America’s Got Talent? What a great Valentine’s gift for your sweetie! Tickets at the LJ Historical Museum and TheClarion box office.


Love -A wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.  Unknown


Just last year, the Equanimity yacht was valued at $250 million, loaded with helicopter pad, room for 22 guests, a spa and beauty shop. The 300-foot ship failed to sell at auction after being seized by the Malaysian government, so it is now listed for the bargain price of just $130 million. Wow.


Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. Mickey Rooney


Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Too much fraternizing with the enemy.  Henry Kissinger


A couple were beachcombing along Padre Island and found an old bottle with a message inside. They opened the bottle with a wine bottle opener and extracted the note with an ice pick and tweezers. The bottle was one of 7,863 bottles that were released in the Gulf of Mexico from Feb 1962 to Dec 1963 by the Galveston Laboratory of the US Bureau of Commercial Fisheries (now known as NOAA Fisheries). Each bottle contained a note instructing the finder to break the bottle, fill out the enclosed post card and then mail it in to claim a .50 cent reward. The study was done to determine the role that water currents play in the movement of young shrimp from offshore spawning grounds to inshore nursery grounds. This bottle had been at sea for more than 56 years.


A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman


A woman that was looking for a place to smoke some pot, happened into an abandoned home in SE Houston and found a 400-lb. male tiger inside. He appeared to be well fed and in good shape. He now has a new home at the Cleveland Amory Black Beauty Ranch in Murchison in East Texas.  The ranch is not a zoo but a world-renowned 1,400-acre animal sanctuary that was founded in 1979 by author and animal advocate Cleveland Amory, open to the public 1-2 times per month for small, prescheduled guided tours to respect the peace and privacy of the animals. It is home to more than 800 domestic and exotic animals, many of whom have been rescued from near-death situations such as slaughterhouses, biomedical research labs, roadside zoos and public land that is threatened. What a happy story for the tiger. I hope he has a wonderful life from now on, finds a sweet lady tiger…you know, the whole shebang.


Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.  Lynda Barry


Hong Kong police destroyed a German-made mud-covered grenade from WWI after the device showed up at a potato chip factory in a shipment of potatoes imported from France.


Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.


A 14-year-old Florida girl ordered two Papa John’s pizzas, had them delivered to a neighbor’s house, then stole the pizza delivery driver’s car as he was taking the pizzas to the door. The girl’s dad says that her text messages show that she planned to use the car to meet her boyfriend and that the two of them were talking about robbing people and ‘other’ things. He also said that his daughter needs a (rear end) whipping and maybe jail. The policemen got to eat the pizzas.


Please note the wonderful Valentine poem on this page (look to your right.) Mr. Corder has been writing poems for many years and has been kind enough to share several of them with us in the past few years. He also brought us some beautiful roses for Valentine’s Day. Thank you, Mr. Corder.


To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. H. L. Mencken


Thank you for taking time out of your busy week to read this. My son told me that Valentine’s Day is something thought up by merchants to sell stuff. Oh, really? I explained to him that it is just an excuse to tell people that you love them when you really should be saying I love you, EVERY SINGLE day.So, don’t forget to share your love this week, next week. And the week after…

Happy Valentine’s Day.Lisa

 

 

 

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