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What I Heard This Week 07-14-2022

What I Heard This Week July 13, 2022

Our cars are getting so hot inside right now. In triple digit heat your car’s interior will get to over 160 degrees. Cracking a window just a bit doesn’t let in any rain (hah, rain) but will allow some hot air to escape. Have you ever left a bottle of water in your car during the heat of the day? Well, you need to quit doing that. Leaving water bottles in your car during summer is a bad idea, and not just because chemicals from the plastic can leach into your water when it gets hot (which is very disturbing if you ask me), but plastic leaches its component chemicals into the water much faster when heat is applied. (Is there AC on the 18-wheeler delivering the pallets of water to stores? NO.)  It was described much like being when you put mint leaves in your tea. The heat extracts the mint-tasting molecules faster in hot tea than it does in cold tea. I like it when they put information in real life terms that we can understand.


A plastic bottle of water can also set your car seat on fire if sunlight hits it at just the right angle. If the conditions are right on a hot sunny day, light can shine through the front windshield, through a full water bottle, focusing heat onto one point. That concentrated beam can exceed 400 degrees onto a darker surface within seconds.


Now, back to my original point about hot cars. A few weeks back I had a doctor’s appointment because of all the beautiful sunshine that I enjoyed when I was younger – water skiing, camping, scuba, gardening, tanning beds, etc. – is now claiming bits and pieces of my skin for its very own. This was my third basal cell; they removed it from my ear, then took tissue/skin from the side of my face and placed it on my ear. Except for the fact that I couldn’t get the areas wet for a couple of weeks, it was pretty simple. Anne-Elisabeth was sweet to wash my hair at the kitchen sink. But at this rate, I may look like a completely different woman by the time I’m 80, with so much skin swap. (You know the pictures I’m talking about.) So, on the way back to LJ from the surgery, I figured I might as well treat myself to a quick trip to Total Wine since it was on my way home. I picked up 6 bottles of my “favorite at the moment” summertime Pinot Grigio. The next day when I got ready to leave the house, I remembered that box of wine in the backseat of my car. Yikes. It got so hot in my car that the corks had popped up on three of the bottles. This is serious. It’s so hot outside, it’s affecting our wine.


Her Majesty, the Queen has a new shorter hairstyle this summer. The very famous Butter Cow statue at the Iowa State Fair (August 11 – 21) in Des Moines, will weigh over 600 pounds. Ohio State University won trademark for the word THE, always said with emphasis such as, THE Ohio State University. To you and me, it’s just another everyday word, but to Buckeye fans, it’s a beloved tradition. There has been a third case of remission after a stem cell transplant using umbilical cord blood on an HIV patient. The Nord Stream 1 pipeline from Russia to Germany began a temporary suspension for maintenance, but now some fear Russia will not turn the supply back on.  A 23-year-old American tourist fell into Mount Vesuvius, an active volcano in Italy, after trespassing to take a selfie, then dropping his phone and trying to retrieve it. He was saved by park officials. French health authorities say they have confirmed a link between nitrates added to processed meats and colon cancer.  Good-bye charcuterie trays. Nitrates are added to a range of food products to improve their shelf life and flavor, and to help give pork-based products their pink hue. Beto O’Rourke will be visiting Lake Jackson on Wednesday August 3rd at noon.


Are you worried about your pet choking on a dog treat or rawhide? Well, a Florida family woke up to find that their Lab puppy, Scout, had found a potato chip bag that he put his head into, and it created a vacuum seal as he inhaled, suffocating him. Evidently it happens often, especially with pet treat bags, cereal box liners, bread bags and other plastic bags. So, before you recycle or dispose of the bags into the trash, cut along one side. Store pet food in plastic containers with an opening smaller that the pet’s head and serve snacks in bowls rather than straight from the bag. Hmmm. Can you imagine!


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Bassist Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath is 73. Actor Lucie Arnaz is 71. Actor David Hasselhoff is 70. Country singer Luke Bryan is 46. Singer Dion is 83. Teenager In Love, Runaround Sue, The Wanderer, Ruby Baby, and Abraham, Martin and John. Actor James Brolin is 82. Singer Martha Reeves of Martha and the Vandals is 81. Bluegrass singer Ricky Skaggs is 68. Actor Elizabeth McGovern of Downton Abbey is 61. Singer Vikki Carr is 82. Guitarist Brian May of Queen is 75. Guitarist Bernie Leadon of Eagles & Nitty Gritty Dirt Band is 75. Singer Urs Buhler of Il Divo is 51. Bassist John Lodge of the Moody Blues is 79. Country singer T.G. Sheppard is 78. Actor Donald Sutherland is 87.

Guitarist Carlos Santana is 75. Singer Yusuf Islam aka Cat Stevens is 74. Cartoonist Garry Trudeau of Doonesbury is 74. Actor Louise Fletcher is 88. Singer-actor Bobby Sherman is 79. Actor Danny Glover is 76. Singer Don Henley is 75. Actor-comedian-director Albert Brooks is 75. Composer Alan Menken of Little Mermaid, Little Shop of Horrors is 73. Singer-actor Selena Gomez is 30. Actor Woody Harrelson is 61. Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child is 42. Singer Kim Carnes is 77.


Larry Storch, the funny Cpl. Agarn in the 1960’s Western spoof, died at 99. Although F Troop lasted only two seasons from 1965 to 1967, it became a cult favorite in reruns. Devoted fans could recite almost all of the adventures of the incredibly incompetent soldiers of Fort Courage and the members of the nearby Native American tribe who only pretended to be at war with them. Monty Norman, the composer who wrote the iconic theme for the James Bond films, died at 94. James Caan died at 82.  His Oscar-nominated performance as Sonny Corleone, the recklessly hotheaded son of Marlon Brando’s Mafia Don in The Godfather, is sure to be remembered as long as there are gangster movies. Sonny’s violent end, being riddled with dozens of bullets, is one of the most memorable scenes in the film. He died well. Caan also had notable roles in films including Misery, Elf, Thief, Godfather Part II, Brian’s Song, and The Gambler.


The iconic James Coney Island at the corner of Shepherd and Richmond in Houston closed recently. “We bought a lot of real estate 25 years ago when we started expanding Coney Island. They’re worth a lot of money today,” JCI President Darrin Straughan said. “The unit economics is too much to sell hot dogs out of. We made a decision to start selling off our real estate. We’re going to open Coney Islands in smaller footprints with drive-thru’s.” Ahhh. So, it’s called unit economics when your property is worth more than you can make selling your product.


Elon Musk is pulling out of his $44 billion agreement to buy Twitter, so Twitter is in a bad situation of going to court to try and force the billionaire to make the purchase. His offer was for $54.20 a share, Twitter stock fell 11% to around $33 a share, losing value since late April when Musk made his offer. If he walks away, he could be on the hook for a $1 billion breakup fee. Like they were engaged and now Twitter wants to keep the engagement ring.


Pringles is asking all chip fans to sign a petition to rename the Kidney Garden Spider (that looks like it’s sporting a mustache, just like the Pringles “Mr. P” logo) to the Pringle’s Spider. The chip company also has a program that allows people to adopt a Pringles Spider. You get official adoption certification once you adopt, but you don’t actually get sent a real spider, obviously. Change.org


Wake up guys. Since the Supreme Court overturned Roe vs Wade, women are now asking more of men concerning shared sexual responsibility. Like being equals. What a cool idea. Men, if you are finished having kids: get a vasectomy as soon as you can. For young men, many are saying that the best birth control plan is to harvest the youngest and best swimmers as early as possible, put them in a freezer under lock and key, then get a vasectomy. The end. No unwanted pregnancies, no abortion, fewer deadbeat dads. Then the only thing you would have to worry about is venereal disease and men lying about having had a vasectomy… but no babies. Well, it’s not free, but neither is labor and delivery, food, clothing, and college.


Brandy Bottone, 32-year-old Plano mom, said she could not be one minute late to pick up her son, so she made the decision and took to the HOV lane on Dallas North Tollway. You remember the lane reserved for buses or vehicles with several occupants, typically marked with large diamond shapes on the pavement.  When you drive in the HOV lane, you have to have more than one person in the vehicle. Brandy was 8-months pregnant, so when the officer pulled her over, she pointed to her very pregnant belly and told him that the baby in her belly now counts as a person. She said the stand she’s now taking on the ticket isn’t for or against abortion, but that the law should be uniform. “If there’s a pro-women category, that’s my stance,” she said. “One law is saying that this is a baby and now he’s telling me this baby that’s jabbing my ribs is not a baby,” said Bottone. “Why can’t it all make sense?” Yes, indeed.


This could be your opportunity to own a 76-million-year-old dinosaur skeleton when Sotheby’s auction house offers a Gorgosaurus skeleton on July 28, (which also happens to be Geek Week.) This boney fellow is almost 10 feet tall and 22 feet long. Plenty of dinosaur skeletons have been auctioned off in the past, including Stan the T. Rex, which sold for $31.8 million in 2020; a meat-eating Allosaurus which sold for $2.36 million in 2018; and Sue the T. Rex, which sold for $8.4 million in 1997 to the Field Museum of Natural History. Experts are saying that this guy could bring up to $8 million. Paleontologists say individuals owning fossils rather than public institutions, prevents them from being viewed by the public and studied by researchers. Tina says that if she had one at her house, all the neighborhood dogs would be too scared to continue pooping in her yard.


The invasive giant African land snails are back in Florida. If you haven’t seen a picture of one, you need to. They can grow up to eight inches and can consume at least 500 plant species, but if they can’t find enough vegetation to munch on, they can also eat the paint or stucco off your house. The first battle Florida had with destructive mollusks was in the late 1960’s when 17,000 of the pests were collected over a 7-year period at a cost of $1 million, then they were found again in 2011 and 2017. In the past two weeks, 1,016 of the destructive mollusks have been collected from 29 properties. They also spread meningitisJust when you thought it was safe to come out at night. I always use a jar lid full of beer to get rid of the snails in my garden. You would have to put out a kiddy pool full of 6-packs or kegs for these guys. Follow me next week for an Easy Garlic Escargot recipe. 😊


In southwest Virginia, Linda Skeens won quite a few ribbons at the county fair. In fact, she won first, second and third place for best cookies, and all three awards for candy, and savory bread, cake, pie, brownies, sweet bread and best overall baked good (which was strawberry fudge.) Wait, there is more. She also won for canned tomatoes, canned corn, pickled peppers, sauerkraut, relish, spaghetti sauce and both jelly and jam. Then she took top honors in quilt embroidery. People compared her to a great athlete, like NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.  She said, “Comparing me to Dale Earnhardt, Sr., I said no way I could ever be in his category. He’s my hero.”  I believe she was being very humble. Especially after I read that last year at a different county fair, she won 40 ribbons. Sounds like a best-selling cookbook to me! Don’t forget to do something nice for someone TODAY. Thanks for taking the time to visit us.

LISA


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What I Heard This Week 05-19-2022

What I Heard This Week May 18, 2022

This may be a pretty sensitive subject for some, and of course I’m sure I will catch some flack, but oh, well. If it seems to be a delicate matter for you, then read ahead to Natalie Portman’s new children’s book, or silliness about Barbie movies and sport bras, which ARE very important. But now I need to ask, why, oh, why, is there no birth control for men. Let me say here at the beginning, that I don’t believe abortion should be used as birth control, but there are so many situations where it is completely and totally unexpectedly necessary. On June 23, 1960, female hormonal contraceptives gave women new control over reproductive health with the approval of the pill. In fact, women now have many options for birth control. There’s the pill, patch, contraceptive sponge, diaphragm, Depo-Provera shot, NuvaRing vaginal ring, and intrauterine devices, or IUDs. For men, there are still just two effective methods: a condom (12 for $10.99 and with real-life use are 85% effective), a vasectomy (about $1000, but expensive to reverse – $6000 – $25,000 and insurance may not cover), or otherwise, a wing-and-a-prayer (free, but stupid and not recommended). Don’t YOU think birth control for men needs to have priority really soon? Suddenly government wants to take the abortion choice away from women or arrest them, creating a world where they are made to be totally responsible for a human being that took two people to create… not just one person. Do you think the Supreme Court will now want to decide whether men should or should not, have a vasectomy, to be determined by whether they impregnated a woman? No! Of course not. And after conception, would you even consider arresting them for their pleasure. But it seems rather fair to me. What woman should ever be forced to stay pregnant if she doesn’t believe that it is the right time or situation for her to bring a child into the world. Some women will still have an abortion, no matter the cost or the inconvenience of time and circumstances, but the disadvantaged and underserved community will suffer, and taxpayers (that’s me and YOU) will then bear the cost of unexpected children. Along with grandparents that now so often step in to raise their grandchildren. Some voluntarily, and some out of sheer necessity.


Pharmaceutical companies don’t think male birth control will make money (hmmm, I wonder why), and there is huge concern that men couldn’t be trusted to take male birth control (hmmm, I wonder why). But there is more to the story. Women produce one egg a month while men produce 1,000 sperm per second.  I copied that exactly. Hormone therapy would probably work well in most men, but it could fail to produce effective contraception in a high enough percentage of men, for drug companies to feel confident about FDA approval, therefore they don’t want to spend the money needed to develop the drug. The liver also breaks down testosterone so quickly that orally-taken testosterone contraceptives don’t work, so the medication would need to take the form of an injection (tell that to a guy) or a cream, which supposedly men find less attractive than a pill. I’m sure there is more to this story, but I’m afraid that I’m not willing to support a situation that’s not broken, at least until someone comes along with more and better solutions.


The Sports Bra (yes, that spells bra) is a Sports Bar & Restaurant in Portland, Oregon. Their goal is to support, promote, and invest in the women who are changing the game. They feature a Freeland Spirits, a woman owned distillery, for their signature cocktails. Their menu is a little different than most, made from scratch for vegans, vegetarians, gluten and dairy free, if you need it. They strive to build a community that embraces, celebrates, and empowers girls and women, on and off the field. It’s a place of belonging, acceptance, and celebration for all. They also welcome kids, as they believe exposing them to women’s sports can have lasting impacts on their understanding of equity in sports and in life. The idea behind The Sports Bra is that the smallest, simplest changes can have the most dramatic impact. That’s how they came up with the name, they just took the regular sports bar, switched around two letters and got The Sports Bra! Texas, are you listening? One simple change can make the difference.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor-Director Richard Benjamin is 84. Actor Barbara Parkins of Peyton Place & Valley of the Dolls is 80. Songwriter Bernie Taupin is 72. He wrote most of Elton John’s songs during their songwriting partnership. Dame Joan Henrietta Collins aka Joan Collins is 89. Actor Lauren Chapin of Father Knows Best is 77.  Kathy Anderson aka Kitten. Actor Todd Bridges of Diff’rent Strokes is 57. Bassist Dana Williams of Diamond Rio is 61. Comedian Drew Carey is 64. Comedian Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong is 84. Musician Bob Dylan is 81. Singer Patti LaBelle is 78. Actor Priscilla Presley is 77. Actor Helena Bonham Carter is 56. Actor Peri Gilpin of Frasier is 61. Actor Cathy Silvers of Happy Days is 61. Actor Brandon Cruz of The Courtship of Eddie’s Father is 60. Jenny Piccolo. Actor Carroll Baker is 91.

Singer Rosanne Cash is 67. Country singer Jessi Colter is 79. I’m Not Lisa. My Name is Julie. Actor-singer Leslie Uggams is 79. Director-Muppetteer Frank Oz is 78. Actor Karen Valentine is 75. Room 222. (She was so cute.) Actor Connie Sellecca is 67. Sportscaster Brent Musburger is 83. Drummer Garry Peterson of The Guess Who is 77. Singer Stevie Nicks is 74. Actor Philip Michael Thomas of Miami Vice is 73. Actor Pam Grier is 73. Foxy Brown & Jackie Brown. Country singer Hank Williams Jr. is 73. Actor Genie Francis of General Hospital is 60. Actor Louis Gossett Jr. is 86. Jazz singer Dee Dee Bridgewater is 72. Singer Gladys Knight is 78. Singer Billy Vera is 78. At This Very Moment.

Actor Lee Meriwether is 87. Winner of Miss San Francisco, Miss California, & Miss America 1955 pageant, played Buddy Ebsen’s secretary in the 1970s crime drama Barnaby Jones and was also known for her portrayal of Catwoman, replacing Julie Newmar in the film version of Batman in 1966. She was also Lily on 80’s revival of The Munsters. Singer John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival is 77. He is listed on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of 100 Greatest Songwriters and the list of 100 Greatest Singers. His songs include “Proud Mary“, “Bad Moon Rising“, “Fortunate Son“, “Green River“, “Down on the Corner“, “Who’ll Stop the Rain“, “Centerfield” and “The Old Man Down the Road.


If men could get pregnant, birth control would be from gumball machines and bacon or beer-flavored.


Poms, the movie, is a comedy about a group of women who form a cheerleading squad at their retirement community, proving that you’re never too old to ‘bring it!’ Diane Keaton (the best), Jacki Weaver (Silver Linings Playbook), Pam Grier (Jackie Brown), Rhea Perlman (Cheers), Cecelia Weston, and Alisha Boe. The movie is based on a real group of women from Sun City Arizona that started a cheerleading group in 1979. It is a really cute, and touching movie, but not for young kids. It shows you can embrace life at any age, but that your mouth might still need for your mom to wash your mouth out with soap on occasion. Or maybe most old women talk that way because they can’t remember the correct words to use. I’m raising my eyebrows right now.


The Vatican is the only nation on earth with a zero-birth rate. Most of the nations on earth are independent of each other while others depend on each other, especially small states like the Vatican. Vatican City is a country – in fact, it is the smallest country in the world.


For the first time, scientists and researchers are growing tiny little seedlings in moon soil (aka regolith) collected by NASA’s Apollo astronauts decades ago in the 1960’s and 70’s. They planted thale cress in moon soil, lifeless for billions of years, that had been returned by Apollo 11’s Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, and other moonwalkers. Actually, samples from the Apollo 12 and 17 missions fared the best. Thale cress, or Arabidopsis thaliana, is a small flowering plant (aka weed) related to broccoli, watercress, cauliflower, and kale, and not especially tasty, but it can complete its entire lifecycle in six weeks. Good news. Every little seed germinated.


Why are they called hemorrhoids? They should be called asteroids! The laugh, giggle, and hoot this week is compliments of Dave Mayberry.


You don’t have to stifle your beliefs around here.” Rolling Stone Magazine’s top editor responding to the fact that media outlets that have fallen back on traditional ground rules concerning abortion to avoid perception of bias in reporting, since the Supreme Court is now poised to eliminate a constitutional right. Some corporations and businesses now believe that it will be impossible not to be perceived as picking a political side.


Barbie lovers, mark your calendars! Warner Bros. Pictures has an upcoming movie about the iconic Mattel doll starring Margot Robbie, set to be released July 21, 2023. The same security company for Dave Chappelle’s show also oversaw the deadly Astroworld Festival. A German fisherman caught an ultra-rare bright yellow catfish that looks like a giant banana. Academy Award-winning actor, director, producer, and activist Natalie Portman has a New York Times bestselling book called Natalie Portman’s Fables. The book retells three classic fables, along with new wit and wisdom, and modern takes on timeless life lessons. From realizing that there is no “right” way to live to respecting our planet and learning what really makes someone a winner.


A 16-year-old boy died on Lake Georgetown while cliff-diving. Currently, Lake Georgetown is approximately 73.6% full, with current average level of 782.79 feet. In Spain, a 31-year-old Dutch man died while cliff-diving at the Malgrats Islands while his wife and young son filmed the moment while watching him on a nearby boat. That’s horrible. Age doesn’t help some people make better choices.


Last Friday, my baby graduated from college. She hates it when I write about her but, oh well. I’m going to do it anyway. It does seem just like yesterday that I was bribing her to quit sucking her thumb with a ‘carrot’ called Polly Pockets – little, tiny rubber dolls with tiny little rubber clothing. She set her mind, was so determined, then went three days without her thumb, but as I watched her sleep, she sucked the heck out of an imaginary thumb. After the first three days, I bribed her with an even bigger, more expensive Polly Pockets set if she could go a whole week. It worked, she got the big container of Polly Pockets, and I received less ortho expenses by her not needing a palate expander in her teens.  You have to learn which battles are worth fighting. Sucking her thumb was pretty much the worse thing she ever did, and she has been setting her mind and doing the most amazing things ever since. So, now I will toot her horn. Anne-Elisabeth graduated the top of the class from University of Houston with a Bachelor of Science in Industrial Design and a minor in Energy and Sustainability, Magna Cum Laude. Am I proud? YES! I’m still walking around grinning from ear to ear. Anne-Elisabeth will continue her education in the fall, working towards her Master’s in Environmental Management with a concentration in Environmental Economics and Policy, which by the way, has nothing to do with Industrial Design, but I think she found her love. The environment. And best of all, I didn’t have to photoshop pictures showing her playing water polo in high school, donate a building, bribe school officials, or fake her test scores. She is amazing, and I am so proud. Have a great week and thanks for reading us!

LISA


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  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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