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What I Heard This Week 12-02-2021

What I Heard This Week December 1, 2021

On Thanksgiving Day, Anne-Elisabeth and I traveled to Waco, along with Teller. What better place to spend the day than a retirement community where everyone has been vaccinated? It felt good! Mom had not met Teller so we went with the theory that we would get there, then worry about what to do with a dog while we eat… and while we visited. The early morning trip there was terrible; massive rains, wind, and driving with our flashers on. Just general white knuckle, steering wheel gripping madness. I was worn out by the time we arrived, but the staff was ready and quickly presented two hot plates with pretty nice cornbread dressing, gravy that could stand on its own, lots of carrots and peas, and an absolutely delicious slice of apple pie. It was perfect, and I cleaned my plate! When we finished, all we had to do was stack our dishes and walk away. Actually, it was better than perfect. No cooking, cleaning house, or washing dishes. There was nice sunshine in Waco, but it was too cold out unless you were hiding from the wind. A sweet guy at the front desk named Crazy Larry told us to go ahead and take the dog upstairs to my mom’s apartment and not worry about it, so we did quickly, before he changed his mind. Teller was a perfect gentleman the entire time, laying on the rug and acting like he owned the place. He knew he had just one opportunity to make a good first impression on Grandma. I had picked up some huge, beautiful pecans on the grounds, so I sat and picked the meat out of those while having an engaging chat with my mother and her friend. AE fell asleep on the sofa. You know, just like any other regular Thanksgiving. I hope that your day was everything you wanted and needed this year. Our drive back was uneventful. I do believe that Thanksgiving Day is the best time to travel…of course, when it’s not raining.


The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.


In 2013, a 27-year-old model and actor, was left with brain-damage after accidently eating a small peanut butter pretzel. She was severely allergic to peanut butter and went into anaphylactic shock. Medics arrived, she informed them that she was having an allergic reaction and was getting no relief from her epi-pen. They should have given her intramuscular epinephrine immediately, but instead checked her blood glucose thinking she might have other legal or illegal drugs in her body because of her agitated state. Agitated state?!? She was agitated because she knew what was happening to her. Because of lack of oxygen, she is now a quadriplegic and requires round-the-clock care provided by her parents. She was awarded $29.5 million after a jury agreed that a Nevada ambulance company was negligent when treating her. This money will be used on future care, a portion donated to organizations helping people with brain injuries. Food allergies are real and can be harmful.


Support your friends’ businesses and progressions like you support the celebrities that you don’t actually know. Shop Local. (You may want to read that again…)


A good baking pumpkin is usually smaller than the pumpkins you use for carving, may be darker in color, and heavier because there is a thicker wall of flesh. Jack-o-Lantern pumpkins tend to be thinner, lighter, stringy, and are not grown for cooking. So, the heavier the little pumpkin, the sweeter the taste. HEB sent me a coupon for two baking pumpkins, but of course, I forgot to use it at checkout. Oops. I’m not surprised. So, last week I cut one of the pumpkins like I would slice cantaloupe. I lathered on good olive oil, smoked black pepper, and salt, then I roasted it in the oven until I could see some browning. I ate it the first night right out of the oven, with salmon patties and tomatoes from the garden. The second night I heated up a couple of pieces and drizzled maple syrup and a tiny bit of butter over those leftovers. Totally yummy. Well, there was still quite a bit left, so I scraped the skin, added cream, sugar, butter, flour, eggs, and maple extract, and made some of the best muffins ever. The new me doesn’t waste any food. The skins to the pumpkin and the seeds went straight to the compost for the garden.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Billy Idol is 66. Actor-director Woody Allen is 86. Singer-guitarist Eric Bloom of Blue Oyster Cult is 77. Drummer John Densmore of The Doors is 77. Actor-singer Bette Midler is 76. Actor Treat Williams is 70. Actor Charlene Tilton of Dallas is 63. Actor Cathy Lee Crosby is 77. News anchor Stone Phillips is 67. Singer Britney Spears is 40. Singer Ozzy Osbourne is 73. Singer Mickey Thomas of Jefferson Starship is 72. Actor Daryl Hannah is 61. Actor Julianne Moore is 61. Game show host Wink Martindale is 88. Gambit. Singer Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon is 85.

Actor Frankie Muniz of Malcolm in the Middle is 36. Actor JoBeth Williams is 73. Poltergeist, The Big Chill. Actor Ellen Burstyn is 89. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, The Exorcist, The Last Picture Show. Country singer Gary Morris is 73. The Wind Beneath My Wings. Announcer Edd Hall of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is 63. Singer Jerry Butler of The Impressions is 82. Drummer Bobby Elliott of The Hollies is 80. Actor Judi Dench is 87. Actor Beau Bridges is 80. Football player actor Dick Butkus is 79. Singer Joan Armatrading is 71. Singer Donny Osmond is 64. Actor Patricia Wettig is 70. Thirtysomething.

Actor Susan Dey is 69. The Partridge Family & L.A. Law. Actor Raven-Symone of That’s So Raven, The Cosby Show is 36. Actor Rita Moreno is 90. Singer David Gates of Bread is 81. Actor Donna Mills of Knots Landing is 81. Singer Brenda Lee is 77. Actor Teri Garr is 74. Singer Jermaine Jackson is 67. Singer Jim Messina of Loggins and Messina & Poco is 74. Actor Jeff Bridges is 72. Actor Kim Basinger is 68. Actor-producer-director Max Baer Jr. of The Beverly Hillbillies is 84.

Country singer Johnny Rodriguez is 70. At 18, Rodriguez ended up in jail where he sang in his cell and was overheard by a Texas Ranger who told a promoter friend about him. The story is that he was arrested after he and friends were caught stealing and barbecuing a goat, but there is also a story he was in jail for an unpaid fine. He came to the attention of country singers Tom T. Hall and Bobby Bare, who encouraged him to go to Nashville. Clute and LJ are listed as locations where he lived in the past.


Philip Margo, American musician, author, and longtime member of The Tokens, died at 79. He was best known for The Lion Sleeps Tonight which was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Arlene Dahl, the red-headed actress who starred in such films as Journey to the Center of the Earth, where she played a determined widow who heads to the planet’s core with Pat Boone and a pet duck, died at 96.


American theater royalty Stephen Sondheim died at 91. Company, Follies, Sweeney Todd, West Side Story, Sunday in the Park, Dick Tracy; he touched so much of our music. One of his first jobs was writing scripts for the TV show, Topper, in the 50’s. “Stephen’s music is so beautiful, his lyrics so precise, that even as he exposes the imperfections of everyday life, he transcends them. We transcend them,” said former President Barack Obama at the Medal of Freedom ceremony in 2015. “Put simply, Stephen reinvented the American musical. ”  


In Missouri, fossils from a Parrosaurus missouriensis, a large duck-billed dinosaur, were discovered 80 years ago at a site where a family was digging a new well but had not been identified as a new species until last month. The herbivorous dinosaurs are believed to be as long as 35 feet in length and roamed the region 75 million to 90 million years ago. That’s a lot of millions. In a rock smuggled out of Mongolia, researchers found a new dinosaur species that had a bill like a duck, teeth like a croc, a swanlike neck and killer claws, flippers like a penguin, and it walked like an ostrich…but could swim. It was a small creature about 18 inches tall and it is the first time that a two-legged, meat-eating dinosaur has shown to have the ability to swim. Not that you are going to write this down, but it was named Halszkaraptor escuilliei. Just in case you want to sound really smart.


Texas Monthly says for us to get ready for the best college hoops season in Texas history… “there’s never been a better time to be a basketball fan in Texas.” I would say that is a particularly good endorsement. Matthew McConaughey says that he WILL NOT launch a bid to become Governor of Texas, after teasing us about it for months. You would probably like his book, Greenlights, and you can listen to him read it, which is pretty fun. Abba now has a UK number one album, Voyage. Their lead single, I Still Have Faith in You, has been nominated for a Grammy Award, the first in the band’s history. Supposedly, three different Las Vegas hotels are trying to secure the band’s new concert show. They’re talking about a bidding war. Jeffrey Epstein’s former pilot testified that Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, & Prince Andrew all flew on Epstein’s private plane.


In a world where you can shop anywhere… SHOP LOCAL.


Yawn. The most popular pet names of 2021 are Bella, Luna, Lucy, Daisy, Zoe, Lily, Lola, Bailey, Stella, and Molly for girl dogs. Max, Charlie, Milo, Buddy, Rocky, Bear, Leo, Duke, Teddy, and Tucker for boy dogs. Female cat names are Luna, Bella, Lily, Lucy, Nala, Kitty, Chloe, Stella, Zoe, and Lola. Male cat names are Oliver, Leo, Milo, Charlie, Max, Simba, Jack, Loki, Ollie, and Jasper. Big yawn. But there was also some really fun names listed like Grogu (Star Wars), Britney, Crazy (hit song), Zoom, Dr. FauciSiri, Google, Boseman (Chadwick Boseman), Doge (cryptocurrency), Taylor (Taylor Swift), Caviar, Dijon, Raclette, and Baguette (French cooking), and Metcalf and Gronk (football), just to name a few. I like Boseman.


How to Support a Small Business Every Day. 1. Comment on their posts regularly even if it is just with an emoji. 2. Share their post. 3. Instead of liking, use the love or wow! This will help their page be seen more often. Thank you for supporting small business this shopping season and every other day!


The educational American Girl dolls and the board game Risk were inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame in recognition of their influence on the toy industry. Play Sand, which the group called perhaps the most universal and oldest toy in the world, was also inducted. If you feel that your toy of choice is missing from the National Toy Hall of Fame, then you can go to the National Museum of Play at The Strong and nominate it right now.


What is Omicron, besides the 15th letter of the Greek alphabet? Well, it is the newest variant of the coronavirus. Not all of them create enough concern to get their own name. The virus constantly mutates to be more efficient at its job which is to invade our immune system defenses, and until everyone is vaccinated, this will continue to happen. If you are riding the fence on the vaccine, now would be the right time to make an appointment. The drug companies are scattering to adapt their vaccines, but we should know within the next couple of weeks if Omicron is going to visit the states.


A Houston man was sentenced to 110 months in prison after he used more than $1.6 million in funding from the Paycheck Protection Program to buy an $85,000 pickup truck, paid off a loan on residential property, a Lamborghini, a Rolex watch, and trips to strip clubs. I think he got off easy. Way too easy. West Point cadets were attempting to seize the U.S. Naval Academy’s mascot before the annual Army-Navy football game but ended up with the wrong goat. Giggle. Just a few people, actually 61 of them, were enjoying a drink and music at Britain’s highest altitude pub last week, located about 270 miles north of London, when a late autumn blizzard brought snow and winds that blocked roads and took out some power lines, leaving them stranded. Stranded at a pub. Darn. They entertained themselves with movies, quiz night, karaoke, and music from the also stranded band. One lady said she didn’t want to leave. When life gives you lemons…

Oh, by the way, your grandma called. She said to remind you to get vaccinated so she can see you at Christmas.

LISA

What I Heard This Week! 07-16-2020

What I Heard This Week July 15, 2020

There is a coin shortage in our country, compliments of coronavirus. It doesn’t make sense to me, but what I do understand is that our currency system is based on circulation of money. We are now paying with debit cards, credit cards, checks or we have absolutely no expenditures at all. At my house, we visit ALDI, H.E.B. and Tractor Supply…then we go home. The utilities, cellphones, internet, and insurance are not paid with coins. We eat take-out seldom. No fill-up with gas because I am not going anywhere. I am not a big “online” shopper because I believe Amazon will own us one day. No haircuts, clothes shopping, makeup…no manicures, pedicures, or useless junk. (I did break down and order new underwear recently because I am not going outlet mall shopping for a while.)  I tried to pay with cash a few times, but was told by my daughter, “No one wants to touch your money right now.” (This is the same daughter that told me about a year ago, that only old people use correct change.) There should be $47.8 billion dollars in coins already circulating in the U.S., which is $142 in coins for every person in the U.S., including children. Where is this money? Several weeks ago, the U.S. Coin Task Force was established and should release recommendations by the end of July. The article said that we can help this situation by paying with coins or depositing your coin jar at your bank. Supposedly, they will love you for it.


A good friend sent me a card today. It said: “May the light always find you on a dreary day; when you need to be home, may you find your way. May you always have courage to take a chance, and may you never find frogs in your underpants.” I so needed to hear that today. 😊


Burger King is now improving their cows’ low-carb diet by feeding them 100 grams of lemongrass in order to help reduce methane emissions, so there will be about 33% less burping and farting, especially since that is a key contributor to climate change. We may want to try lemongrass at home. A federal judge denied bail for Ghislaine Maxwell after pleading not guilty. (ref: Jeffrey Epstein). Does ultraviolet light work against SARS-CoV-2, the virus behind the pandemic? Yes, but it takes the right kind of UV in the right dosage. In other words, many at home UV-light devices claiming to kill this virus might not be a safe bet. Another idea for sanitizing face masks: Use your crock pot. Shame on You, Ted Cruz, for not wearing a mask on a commercial flight or while you were waiting to board. Be a role model. In Corpus Christi, a 6-week old infant tested positive for SARS-COV2, was responding to hospital care, and was discharged after two days, but died a week later. Cause of death listed as SIDS. Hmmm.


When New York hit 10,000 cases a day, they went into lock-down. When Florida hit 10,000 cases a day, they opened Walt Disney World.


Last week, the Trump administration decided that all international students were barred from being in the U.S. if they were taking classes only online…well, it only took a few days for the government to reverse that decision. This affected so many of my kid’s friends at University of Houston. Kids that are here to get an education and have parents that are sacrificing everything to do so. Many students would not be able to participate in online instruction from home countries because of government restrictions or poor internet. Colleges are as confused as we are about what to do right now.


I do not date any more, I just foster men until they find their forever homes.


The Hallmark Channel just unveiled two new wines inspired by their Christmas movies. Pre-order now and they will arrive in time for the annual Countdown to Christmas movie marathon, starting 10/2020. You must provide your own box of Kleenex. If you can’t wait until then, please note Hallmark will also be celebrating Christmas in July until July 26. Nope, I am not kidding. I watch them in my kitchen while I cook and even if I walk away, I know exactly what is going on when I return. I love them, cliché, and all.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer musician Robbie Robertson is 77. Lead guitarist and primary songwriter for The Band. Singer Huey Lewis is 70. He has been diagnosed with Meniere’s disease, a disorder of the inner ear and may never perform again. Actress Edie Falco is 57. Nurse Jackie, The Sopranos. Actor Ned Beatty is 83. Actor Burt Ward is 75. Robin in Batman. Actor Fred Dryer is 74. Hunter. Actor Sylvester Stallone is 74. Actress Shelly Hack is 73. Charlie’s Angels.

Bandleader Doc Severinsen is 93. Still one of the best concerts I have ever seen when he played here with Gil & Cartas at The Clarion. Actress Allyce Beasley is 69. Moonlighting. Singer guitarist Warren Entner is 77. Grass Roots. Children’s singer Raffi is 72. Actress Anjelica Huston is 69. Actor Kevin Bacon is 62. Country singer Toby Keith is 59. Singer actor Ed Ames is 93. The Ames Brothers. Mingo on Daniel Boone. Actor Richard Roundtree is 78. The first black action hero” for his portrayal of private detective John Shaft in the 1971 film Shaft, and the four sequels.

Singer Courtney Love is 56. TV Personality musician John Tesh is 68. Actor Tom Hanks is 64. Actress Kelly McGillis is 63. Top Gun. Actor Fred Savage is 44. The Wonder Years. Actor Robert Pine is 79. CHiPS. Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 73. Singer Mavis Staples is 81. Bob Dylan once proposed to her. Singer Jeff Hanna is 73. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Mr. Bojangles. Actor Bruce McGill is 70. Animal House. Actress Sela Ward is 64. Guitarist Richie Sambora is 61. Bon Jovi. Actress Shelley Duvall is 71. Popeye.


Kelly Preston, mother, wife, and actor lost her two-year breast cancer battle at age 57. Benjamin Keough, 27, died of an apparent suicide. He is the son of Lisa Marie Presley and grandson of Elvis, and from what I could see of his picture he looked just like Elvis. Uncanny.


Everyone just left the office, so I walked out to my garden to check on some Monarch caterpillars that I spotted this morning. In fact, I had moved one of them from the dill to the milkweed and by this evening, he had moved to the carrots…hmmm…what’s up? Ohhhh. These are not Monarchs, they are Swallowtails. The caterpillars look so much alike. So, I checked around the garden. Many caterpillars covered the carrots, dill, and fennel. I moved some things around, so they are more out of sight to the birds, and all is happy in the garden tonight.


Wife: Have I gotten fat during quarantine? Husband:  You were never really, skinny! Time of Death: 11:23 pm. Cause of Death: Corona Virus.


I am not recommending that you get together with a bunch of people right now so, on July 19th,  The Bryan Museum in Galveston will be streaming a touching documentary about the efforts of sculptor Todd McGrain, to place memorials of five extinct birds in places where they were last seen in the wild in North America. It is a series of bronze sculptures of birds driven to extinction in modern times. Statues of the Passenger Pigeon (once numbered in the billions and made up 25 percent of the total U.S. bird population), Heath Hen, Carolina Parakeet, Great Auk, and the Labrador Duck have been placed near the location of their last sightings. Second castings of these sculptures have been placed on The Bryan Museum grounds where you can see them for FREE. A six-foot permanent Eskimo Curlew Memorial Sculpture, commissioned by the Galveston Island Nature Tourism Council, was unveiled in March in Galveston Island State Park. The last North American sighting of this elegant shorebird occurred on west Galveston in 1962, per the Texas Bird Records Committee. This bronze tribute, the sixth sculpture of The Lost Bird Project, is located on the park’s Clapper Rail Trail. We need to take better care of our Earth and what lives here.  409-632-7685. They have a virtual exhibit opening later this month called Styling by the Sea: 140 Years of Beachwear. I am watching it. All you must do is register.


Important: A 23-year-old in France, was 35-weeks pregnant when she went to the hospital and tested positive for COVID-19. Doctors performed a cesarean and found that the newborn also had the virus. The CDC suggests that women who are pregnant or breastfeeding, limit interactions with other people, wear a mask and avoid those that do not wear a mask.


For Hamilton fans, Aaron Burr shot and killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel on 07-11-1804, 216 years ago.


According to infection control consultant at Harvard Medical School, indoor humidity should be kept higher than you might think. She is petitioning WHO and the CDC to add this simple piece of advice to COVID-19 guidelines.


Gymnast Simone Biles, who has a combined total of 30 Olympic and World Championship medals, just came up with something new. It is called a triple-double dismount, and no one has ever done it before. She handsprings twice on a balance beam, then throws herself into the air for a triple-double dismount into a container of foam cubes. She is amazing.


Texans star, J.J. Watt, says he probably will not play this season if NFL requires face shields. “My second year in the league I thought it’d be cool, I put a visor on my helmet,” Watt said. “I was like, ‘It looks so cool, I wanna put a visor on.’ I had it on for about three periods of practice and I said, ‘Take this sucker off, I’m gonna die out here.’ … So now you’re gonna put something around my mouth? You can keep that. If that comes into play, I don’t think you’re gonna see me on the field.” Well, J.J., we will miss you.


Congratulations to Danny Massey, named Superintendent of the Year from the Region 4 Education Service Center which is based in Houston and serves 48 public school districts in seven counties including all eight school districts in Brazoria County. What an honor. Congratulations.


Back in my day…there was so much toilet paper, people used to literally string it up in the trees of their enemies.


For whatever reason, I did not bring my leftovers for lunch today, so I slipped out, went to the post office but found it far too crowded for even masks and gloves, so I just buzzed over to Whataburger. And there it was…For Limited Time Only Dr. Pepper Shake. I told the intercom guy to give me just a moment to change my mind. What the heck…I will have a Whataburger with cheese, no onions, extra lettuce & tomatoes, and please add avocado, fries and the smallest little bitty tiny Dr. Pepper Shake. Please. My ‘kid’s size’ shake appeared at the window first. I was so excited I forgot to use my gloved hand and just grabbed it. If you are a Dr. Pepper fan, then you are going to love this. It says it is made with just pure Dr. Pepper syrup. I am sitting at my desk right now and I ate so much I cannot move anything but my fingers, but it was a great lunch. I will not need to eat again until tomorrow.


While I am on the subject of childhood treats, (I am after all, from Waco, Texas, home of Dr. Pepper, Big Red and Chip & Joanna), I happened across information about Islla Street Brewing Company in San Antonio. They have been experimenting with their beer by adding Big Red Syrup, calling it Big Rojo. The full-scale public release of this beer is scheduled for 07-22-2020. My grandma just loved bourbon & sprite and Big Red. Not together.  She would be so happy. Oh, and Krispy Kreme sells limited-edition Big Red Donuts.


Our numbers continue to rise. On July 1st we had 69 reported cases in Brazoria County, and yesterday we had 190 reported cases. Huge difference. Wear you mask, wash your masks and your hands, use gloves, but most of all, exercise your ability to make good decisions that involve everyone. Stay home when and if you have a choice. Our hospitals are maxed out and will not be able to take care of us soon. Happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter. More about her next week.

😊 Lisa

What I Heard This Week! 06-27-2019

What I Heard This Week June 26, 2019

Some weeks, I must ‘search’ for information that I think will be entertaining for you to read, then other weeks it’s everywhere I look. Hope you enjoy this week.


Oh, NO. Did you hear that Whataburger sold a majority stake in their company to a Chicago-based investment firm? Chicago is known for hot dogs and deep-dish pizza not burgers. The same week, Schlitterbahn announced the sale of their water parks in Galveston and New Braunfels to a corporation in Ohio. Ohio is known for Buckeyes. What the heck is a buckeye? Whatadisgace. Chicago and Ohio are so, not Texas. J.J. Watt, urged his more than five million followers on Twitter to “all chip in and buy Whataburger back and add kolaches.” Hmmm. One man tweeted, “182 men didn’t die at The Alamo just so we could give Whataburger over to Chicago.” Schlitterbahn did sell leaving the Henry family with an extra $261 million in their pockets, so that’s understandable, but still…Don’t Mess with Texas.


On a happy note, Texas Monthly has a new billionaire owner. Her name is Randa Duncan Williams and Forbes ranks her as the 290th wealthiest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $6.4 billion. Williams is a Houstonian and will take over Texas Monthly on June 30. At least someone from Texas is buying the magazine instead of Maine, Louisiana or China. Long Live Texas Monthly.


There was a ‘Love or Money’ survey. 8/10 people prefer love over money. My mother always said, “You can love a rich man just as easy as you can love a poor man.”


Remember ‘The Brady Bunch’ which aired from 1969 to 1974? Of course, you do. “Very Brady Renovation” is a new HGTV special that will be aired sometime in September. The Brady house was built in 1959 and is located in what should be a quiet neighborhood in North Hollywood, if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s ‘one of the most photographed houses’ in the country. For the original sitcom, the famous house was used only in exterior shots and all interior scenes were filmed at a studio. But for this special project the entire home will be renovated to look just like it did in 1969. Orange kitchen counters, open staircase and much more to reminisce about. In addition to Marcia, Peter, Cindy, Bobby, Jan and Greg, they will be joined by HGTV stars Steve Ford and Leanne Ford – Restored by the Fords, Jasmine Roth – Hidden Potential, Karen E. Laine and Mina Starsiak – Good Bones, Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott – Property Brothers and Lara Spencer – Flea Market Flip. The 2,477-square-foot home that sits on a 12,573-square-foot lot in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley was first listed last year for $1.88 million, but because it is a part of Hollywood history, there were many offers. HGTV was in a bidding war with former ‘NSYNC member Lance Bass and ended up paying $3.5 million for the home.


Facebook announced that it plans to launch a cryptocurrency called Libra. The digital cash will use encryption technology to make it secure and plans to work like Bitcoin, but with a stable value. A separate company, Calibra, is supposed to keep Libra users’ financial information separate and safe from the social network. Facebook hopes to recruit at least 100 partners who are willing to pay $10 million each to be a part of the Libra venture. Just recently, Chris Hughes, co-founder of Facebook, stated that Facebook is too big. Hmmm.  Facebook won’t run Libra, but will form a nonprofit called Libra Association, headquartered in Geneva, that will oversee the new currency and its use.


A judge announced that the trial for Dimitrios Pagourtzis, the suspect accused of killing eight classmates and two educators during the May 18, 2018 Santa Fe High School massacre, has been moved to Fort Bend County. Attorneys filed a motion in January requesting a change of venue, saying their client could not receive a fair trial in Galveston County because of pretrial publicity. Trial is scheduled for early 2020. I can’t imagine how changing the location of ‘this’ trial could change anything.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:  Composer Lalo Schifrin is 87. Theme from Mission: Impossible, Dirty Harry, Starsky and Hutch, Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt. Rock singer musician Ray Davies is 75. The Kinks. Country singer Kathy Mattea is 60.  Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses. Singer Barry Manilow is 76. I Write the Songs. Copacabana. Actress Frances McDormand is 62. Movie director John Korty is 83. The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman. Pop singer Tommy DeVito is 91. The Four Seasons.

Senator Elizabeth Warren is 70. Rock Musician Jeff Beck is 75. The Yardbirds. Rock musician John Illsley is 70. Dire Straits. Actress producer Mindy Kaling is 40. Singer Solange Knowles is 33. Singer Peter Asher is 75. Peter and Gordon. Actress Lindsay Wagner is 70. Jaime Sommers in The Bionic Woman. Actress Meryl Streep is 70. Singer Alan Osmond is 70. He was the oldest of the seven siblings who could sing, as the two oldest brothers, Virl and Tom, are hearing impaired. Baseball Hall of Fame Lou Brock is 80. Recognized for being one of the most prolific base stealers in baseball history with 938 steals.

Sir Paul McCartney is 77. (can’t be...) Actress Isabella Rossellini is 67. Actress Gena Rowlands is 89. Actress Kathleen Turner is 65. Actor Bill Cobbs is 85. He was Reginald, a security guard on the verge of retirement in Night at the Museum. Boxing Hall of Fame Roberto Duran is 68.  Actor Danny Aiello is 86. Moonstruck. Actor John McCook is 75. VERY handsome actor known for The Bold and the Beautiful, Magnum, P.I. and The Young and the Restless. Rhythm & blues singer Lionel Richie is 70. Rock musician Michael Anthony is 65. Van Halen. Rock singer Grace Potter is 36. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals.


Best-selling author, Judith Krantz, died at the age of 91. She will be remembered for her racy romance novels, Mistral’s Daughter, I’ll Take Manhattan, Scruples and many others. Before she became a novelist at age 50, she was a writer at Good Housekeeping, Ladies Home Journal and Cosmopolitan.

Claus von Bulow, known for being convicted and then acquitted of trying to kill Sunny, his millionaire, American heiress socialite wife in 1979, died at 92. This left her in a temporary coma, as well as insulin overdose in 1980 which left her in a persistent vegetative state for the rest of her life. The 1990 movie and book were called “Reversal of Fortune” and the book was a very good read.


About 23 years ago (I was pregnant with Gage so that’s how I remember,) I drove to Waco and brought my granddaddy back to LJ. My grandma had just died, and I needed to spend some time with this special man. H.I. Tipps was a barber in Waco and growing up I realized that he knew just about everyone. We had the best conversations as we traveled through every little town, each one leading him to a memory about the people that he had met through the years. It was great, and I mean REALLY, exceptional great. We ate, antique shopped and stopped at a roadside stand to buy a watermelon. He told me everything to look for in a perfect melon. Either I wasn’t listening, or I didn’t think it was important or I wasn’t a very enthusiastic learner…whatever, but I now wish that I had listened to what he was trying to tell me. After three bad watermelon purchases last month, I Googled it. 1.) If the stem is green, it was picked too early. If the stem is brown, then the melon ripened on the ground. Perfect. 2.) Look for obvious yellow spots where the melon was allowed to bathe in the sun to ripen. The bigger the yellow (not white) spot, the better the melon. 3.) Press on the yellow spot and if it has a little ‘give’ to the melon, then it’s ripe. If the melon is too hard, it’s not ripe. 4.) Tap or thump the melon – if it sounds hollow then it’s high-water content and will be super sweet and juicy. If it doesn’t sound hollow, then it is not juicy. I do remember that Granddaddy was a great thumper. I sure wish he was still here because I would listen hard and take notes. He was one of the smartest, most gentle, loving men I have ever known.  (Don’t forget your saltshaker.)


Garden and Recycling Tip: In the heat of the summer, it’s hard to keep a garden alive in South Texas. Fill an empty gallon milk jug (water, orange juice, iced tea, soda bottle) with water and set it next to your thirsty garden plant. Take a safety pin and puncture 2-3 holes in the bottom close to the plant that needs watering. Do this in the evening then go do something else. The jug will slowly water your plant, so the water doesn’t run off. I guess you could add your fertilizer to the jug too. You might want to put a little pea gravel in the bottom to keep the jug in place until you water again. In the past, I have taken my jugs and put nail-size holes in the bottoms of the jugs, then buried all but the lid of the jug, close to the new plant, then just fill the jug up with water. It’s a perfect size hole for the water hose. This method tends to water deeper for plants that need deep roots, but both ways are good. One source said to punch a single hole at the top, so the jug doesn’t constrict. Another source said to be sure to put the lid back on to prevent excess evaporation and it will help keep mosquitoes from laying eggs inside the jug.


Four years ago, Kentucky expected to bring high-speed internet across the state. Because of delays, cost overruns and “ravenous squirrels” that have chewed through quite a bit of wiring and cables, company representatives are asking for an additional $110 million to finish the project. Yikes. In Texas, we just feed corn, acorns and peanuts to our squirrels.


We all love the “Grand Ol’ Christmas Show.” Greg Essington, Zack Kibodeaux, Catherine Clark, Will Hearn, Claire Kibodeaux, Kirsten Gatewood and many, many others are rehearsing right now to entertain us with a new show called “The Grand Ol’ American Radio Show.” Their tour of Texas begins this weekend at the Clarion in LJ. Blue Water Highway band will be backed by the Liberty Radio Orchestra & Gospel Singers celebrating the culture and music of a feel-good American summer. The music is great. www.GoShowProductions.com/tour. Remember that it’s THIS Saturday and Sunday.


Thank you to the 2 sweet ladies that weeded and trimmed the roses at the entrance of my subdivision last week. It looks great! I am working to get the city to put down some mulch for weed control. Thank you, Ray Jess, for reading this column and commenting. Thanks again to Cora for always smiling when she checks me out while I’m buying cat litter at Walmart. I’m on a journey to find the BEST cat litter in the world 😊. Thank you to the checker at Nordstrom Rack that gave me a wad of paper towels on Saturday because an incredible rain came while I was in the dressing room and I had left my windows cracked. Thank you for the manager at Home Goods who went ahead and gave me store credit for the pillows I returned. I swear, the receipt was in my hand when I left the house.


Chip and Joanna Gaines have introduced a $10.4 million plan to expand shopping at The Silos in Waco. They are calling it a new retail village at The Magnolia Market and will feature more shops, a whiffle ball field, a historic church that will be relocated to the area and some other attractions. This area draws around 30,000 visitors a week and construction has started. Wow. It is fun to see how they have single-handedly changed the Waco that existed 10 years ago.  It sure makes it hard to find an affordable hotel room now, but Waco desperately needed something like this.


Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck just received her PhD; writing her dissertation on unusual names. Her aunt said that cannabis was everywhere in 1972, the year that Marijuana was born and after smoking, her parents enjoyed cooling off with a sweet, fizzy can of Pepsi. So, when you think you’ve got it bad, please remember Marijuana Pepsi. She could have changed her name, but she didn’t. By the way, her older sister is named Kimberly and her younger sister is Robin. Go figure.


Thanks again for reading this. Don’t forget to give your Granddaddy a kiss and a hug (from Lisa.)

What I Heard This Week! 05-16-2019

What I Heard This Week May 16, 2019

On a recent trip to Waco, we stopped to fill up at Buc-ee’s on 290, of course. While the gas was pumping, I ran inside to get a cup of ice and there they were on the display cabinet. Boxes and boxes of animal crackers just like the ones we had as kids, but was it? No, the box is made just like the one we remember in the well-loved bright red and yellow, but instead of a circus boxcar, there is a vintage red pickup with wooden side rails that is holding a truck-bed full of animal cookies. They don’t taste exactly like the originals – a tiny bit sweeter, but that’s because the “assortment of 8 fun shaped cookies” have baked-in sprinkles. But they are made in the USA and we ate the whole box. Oh, and they are called Beaver Buddies. 😊


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler


The Houston ship channel was temporarily closed after a 755-ft tanker carrying liquified natural gas, collided with a tugboat pushing two barges. One barge capsized and the other was damaged, leaking a gasoline product called reformate, a highly flammable chemical that is mixed with gasoline and is ‘extremely dangerous to marine life.’ You think?!? It contained benzene (a component of products derived from coal and petroleum), toluene (colorless flammable aromatic liquid obtained from coal tar or petroleum and used in aviation fuel and other high-octane fuels, in explosives, and as a solvent for gums and lacquers), and xylene (used as a solvent). Now the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department has responded to a fish-kill report about 8 miles southwest of the collision, after juvenile fish, flounder, sheepshead, drum and blue crabs (about 1200 in all) were found washed ashore. One raccoon and birds had already been found on the barge, dead. Not good.


Seen on Facebook: Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam cartons and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?


Billy Houze adopted his daughter 27 years ago. Recently, when his kidneys began to fail and as he waited for an organ transplant, his own biological kids tested negative as a match. But then his adopted daughter tested as a perfect match. She says, “I’m not scared; this is a miracle. My dad has provided everything for me. He saved my life so I could save his.” Nice story.


Walmart and Sam’s Club stores will raise the minimum age for tobacco products and e-cigarettes to 21, in an effort to combat tobacco sales to minors. They will no longer sell fruit and dessert-flavored electronic nicotine delivery systems like Juul and other devices for vaping which attracts teenagers and young adults. The Centers for Disease Control reported that the use of electronic tobacco products increased by 38% last year among High School students and by 29% among middle school students. Hmmm. I understand and support decisions to help eliminate smoking of any kind, but if you are old enough to vote and determine who runs our government, then you should be old enough to determine whether you are doing something stupid to your body.


First Apple, then Amazon and now Microsoft just became the third US company to reach a market valuation of $1 trillion.


Useless Information: More and more women are hanging up their yoga pants and buying jeans according to newly released data. Shoppers bought 364 million pairs of women’s jeans last year, a 5% increase from the year before. I know you can rest easier this evening just having this little bit of useless information to store in your personal library.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Actor writer Alan Bennett is 85. The Lady in the Van. Singer musician Richie Furay is 75. Buffalo Springfield. Singer Billy Joel is 70. Blues singer musician Bob Margolin is 70. Muddy Waters. Actress Alley Mills is 68. The Wonder Years. Blues singer Herbie Murrell is 70. The Stylistics.

Actor Douglas Sheehan is 70. Second husband of Valene Ewing on Knots Landing. Pop singer Sheena Easton is 60.  Actor Paul Guilfoyle is 70. Captain Jim Brass on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.  Actress Mary McDonnell is 67. Dances with Wolves. Actress Penelope Cruz is 45. TV personalities Drew and Jonathan Scott are 41.

Television host Stephen Colbert is 55. Musician Bono is 59. Actress Melissa Gilbert is 55. Singer Enrique Iglesias is 44. Actress Pat Carroll is 92. Known for voicing Ursula in The Little Mermaid. NBC newsman Brian Williams is 60.  Baseball Hall of Fame Willie Mays is 88. TV host Tom Bergeron is 64. America’s Funniest Home Videos. Houston Astros infielder Jose Altuve is 29.

Naturalist Sir David Attenborough is 93. “I have seen for myself the effects of plastic pollution on some of our planet’s most precious species and natural places – an unfolding catastrophe that has been overlooked for too long,” he said. “But we ignore it at our peril.”


Tim Conway, very funny man, died this week at 85.  I heard him described as the man that brought laughter to millions of us, from our heads to our toes. He WAS one of the funniest men on the planet. He said, “People enjoy sitting back knowing they won’t hear a lot of four-letter words. I don’t watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn’t the kind of thing you can feel comfortable watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30’s.”  I’m remembering the dentist scene. He had been diagnosed with dementia last year and had lost his ability to speak.

Peggy Lipton, flower child, died at 72. Lipton revealed that she had been diagnosed with colon cancer in 2004 and was treated.  She was well-known through her role as Julie Barnes in the television series The Mod Squad for which she won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in 1970. Thin with long, straight, blonde hair, clad in mini-skirts, bell bottoms, and love beads, Lipton’s Julie Barnes became a fashion icon and the hip “it” girl of her time. In 1974, after Lipton married musician and producer Quincy Jones, she took a hiatus from acting in order to concentrate on her family; daughters, Rashida and Kidada Jones, who became actresses.

Doris Day died at 97. She had been in excellent physical health, until recently when she contracted a serious case of pneumonia. She received an Academy Award nomination for Pillow Talk. At 46, she made her last movie, With Six You Get Eggroll. More than 50 years after she recorded Sentimental Journey with Les Brown and the Band of Renown in 1945, her version of the song made it into the Grammy Hall of Fame. “She conveyed a unique blend of innocent sexiness … that was not so much the woman next door as the woman you wished lived next door,” Times critic Charles Champlin wrote in 1988. When asked why she thought audiences had embraced her, Day once recalled, “I honestly believed every word of what I sang or spoke, and people respond to that.” Que Sera Sera.


Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.


A 400-year-old Geneva Bible, dating to 1615, that was stolen from the Carnegie Library last year, was recently recovered by FBI in the Netherlands. More than 300 rare books, maps, plate books, atlases and more were stolen by a former archivist and a rare book dealer – more than $8 million in books. The bible was similar to the one brought over on the Mayflower.


A North Carolina family adopted a 4-month-old golden retriever puppy as a pet for their newborn son. What happened next is the puppy, Maverick, became best-friend and support buddy to their 11-year-old golden retriever, Charlie, who had both eyes removed due to glaucoma. Maverick will even take Charlie’s leash in his mouth and go for walks. Super sweet story. They are now Instagram stars @charlieandmav.


California intends to ban chlorpyrifos, a pesticide in a class of organophosphates which is chemically similar to a nerve gas developed by Nazi Germany before WWII. A University of California at Berkeley study found that 87% of umbilical-cord blood samples tested from newborn babies contained detectable levels of the pesticide.


Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be quite a population drop.”


At our house, we are finding more and more ways to eliminate, well, eliminate might be a little strong. We are trying to find ways to give up single-use plastic.  Heavy emphasis on the word ‘trying.’ It’s so hard. Single use plastic is everywhere because we are people that love convenience, but we need to pack up our ‘lazy’ and do something good for the world. The plastic spoons and forks were easy. We just don’t buy them anymore, at either the house or office. Sorry, Costco. When someone gives us plastic cutlery, we try to reuse them. We bought compostable spoons for emergencies, but we still wash and use them more than once. Drinks can be ordered with no straw and we bought paper straws for home. And my daughter has a metal straw that she carries in her backpack. But plastic sacks are everywhere. We started using our own grocery bags several years ago, but if you don’t take in an ample supply, then they have double and triple bagged your groceries before you know it. For Mother’s Day, my daughter bought me a container of organic cotton produce bags from Purifyou. On the package it says, “from durable, tightly woven, raw, unbleached and biodegradable cotton.” There are nine different size bags that are lightweight, machine-washable, see-through and state they can safely hold up to 11 pounds. These bags are versatile in use. I’ll let you know if I remember to take them into the store.


Be an encourager. The world has plenty of critics already.” – Dave Willis


An Australian man who won a total $709,842.97 in a lottery jackpot said, “I’ve been playing these (same) numbers for 13 years. I dreamt them one night – they appeared in my dream. I woke up and wrote them down and I’ve been playing them ever since.”  Hmmm. A very patient man.


“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.” Rita Mae Brown


A New York state new mother tested positive for opiates while she was in labor with her son. The hospital followed procedure and contacted Child Protective Services but very quickly it was determined that the mother had simply consumed a poppy seed bagel earlier in the day. Hmmm. Opium is derived from the poppy plant and has been known to cause false positives in drug tests.


During a traffic stop in Florida, a sheriff’s deputy was suspicious as he pulled over a 22-year-old driver and his girlfriend for running a stop sign. They said they had been collecting frogs and snakes under an overpass. After issuing a warning, the deputy asked to see what they had collected. They showed him 42 mud turtles and one soft shell turtle in the bed of their truck. Then the deputy asked if that was all? I can’t imagine what made him suspicious. The woman then pulled out a foot-long alligator that she had stuffed in her yoga pants. Yoga pants?!?  They DO have such large pockets. I carry humongous items in my yoga pants all the time. Don’t you?  I’m still giggling. Have a great weekend.

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