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What I Heard This Week 08-31-2023

What I Heard This Week August 30, 2023

California officials dumped two male mountain lions that had been captured in the mountains of California, to the waterless, desolate Mojave Desert, 210 miles away, where they died of starvation trying to make their way back to their home range. “In hindsight, it wasn’t a good place to release those lions,” said Tom Stephenson, a senior environmental scientist at the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, “and we’re not moving them to that environment anymore.” Hmmm. I guess education and common sense just don’t always go hand in hand.


Do things for people not because of who they are or what they do in return, but because of who you are. Harold S. Kushner


A neurosurgeon in Australia pulled an 8cm long (over three inches) roundworm usually found in pythons, from the brain of a woman. It’s the first known case of this parasite being found in humans (but maybe it has happened, and they just didn’t understand the cause!).  The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons, where she often collected native grasses, including Warrigal greens (New Zealand spinach) from around the lake to use in her cooking. The 64-year-old woman was first admitted to the hospital after suffering three weeks of abdominal pain and diarrhea, dry cough, fever, and night sweats. Then months later, forgetfulness and depression prompted an MRI which showed abnormalities requiring surgery. But no one expected to find a wiggly worm inside her brain during surgery. Hmmm. One for the textbooks. I’ll need to cook my sushi now.


What are sharks’ two most favorite words? Man overboard.


Do you know what the best snack is in Texas? Tortilla chips and salsa. North Carolina is Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Massachusetts has fried clams. Louisiana is Zapp’s potato chips. California is guacamole and Oklahoma is fried okra. Don’t you feel smarter now! And hungry.


Did you know that in the heart of Texas, which just happens to be Waco, there is one of the largest inland surfing and water sports facilities in the country? Yes, Surfing!  Waco Surf and Wetlands Waterpark. It has state-of-the-arts artificial wave makers that make 120 waves an hour, plus you can customize your own waves. There are private surfing sessions, a water park with water slides, a beach and a really long Lazy River, beach cabanas, Waco Surf Hotel, and a cable park.  info@wacosurf.com


Ways to kill weeds since that’s all we seem to have still living in this heat. Vinegar (above 11% at the hardware store) mixed with Dawn dishwashing liquid in spray bottle on sunny day. Rubbing alcohol and water (2 tablespoons to 1 quart water) in spray bottle on a sunny day, boiling hot water (my electric kettle is great for this because of the small pouring spout gets it directly to the weed), or a propane torch. I don’t recommend the torch right now because of our dry conditions, recent winds, and burn ban.


New rules at my house: Do not overbuy food, then let it spoil before I can eat it. It’s hard, because I still forget and cook family size; I’m getting better but have not perfected small dishes at this time. Anyway, I was out of milk last week, but I wasn’t ready to go grocery shopping so I opened a can of Nestle Carnation Evaporated Milk for my morning coffee. I opened it with an old-fashioned metal, pointy, bottle opener where one side is for cans and a flat squared-off beer/pop opener on the other side. I wondered to myself as I looked at the can, “would my kids know why you should open a larger hole on one side of the can and just a smidgen tiny hole on the other side?” If you only have one hole, liquid will flow out slower because air will need to replace the liquid inside the can, and the same hole the liquid flows out of is where air will go in. If you have two holes, the milk can continuously flow out one hole while air continuously goes into the other hole.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS: Singer Kathy Lennon of The Lennon Sisters is 80. Actor Joanna Cassidy is 78. Actor Butch Patrick aka Eddie of The Munster’s is 70. Today Show meteorologist Dylan Dreyer is 42. Actor Martin Sheen is 83. Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart is 82. Actor Jay North of Dennis the Menace is 72. Actor Billy Bob Thornton is 68. Actor-director Greta Gerwig of the new Barbie Movie is 40. Actor Loni Anderson is 78. Actor Erica Slezak of One Life to Live is 77. News anchor Connie Chung is 77. Trombone player Jimmy Pankow of Chicago is 76. Singer Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin is 75. Singer Rudy Gatlin of the Gatlin Brothers is 71. Today show weatherman Al Roker is 69. Guitarist James Burton of Elvis Presley fame is 84. (If Elvis were alive, he would be 82.) Newsman Harry Smith is 72. Actor Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeannie is 92. Keyboardist Garth Hudson of The Band is 86. Singer-actor Rick Springfield is 74.


The world’s greatest game show host, legendary Bob Barker of The Price is Right, died at 99. He had the longest-running game show in U.S. history which turned Barker into the longest-tenured game show host. Fans often waited hours outside the CBS studio in LA just to hear Barker utter his famous phrase, “And the actual retail price is….” Mexican-American singer-songwriter Sixto Diaz Rodriguez died at 81. He and his music were rediscovered after the 2012 Oscar-winning documentary Searching for Sugar Man, a documentary telling his story from the perspective of South African fans who kept his music alive even when urban legend said he was dead. Influential music executive Clarence Avant, known as The Black Godfather of the recording industry, died at 92. “DJ” Casper, creator of the popular dance floor Cha Cha Slide (that he developed for his nephew who worked as a personal trainer at Bally Total Fitness), died at 58.


The first 10 prescription drugs that will be subject to price negotiations with Medicare are Eliquis, Jardiance, Xarelto, Januvia, Farxiga, Entresto, Enbrel, Imbruvica, Stelara and Fiasp/NovoLog insulin products. The negotiations with the drug companies will happen this year and next, with new pricing not effective until 2026. It’s about time someone did something about drug companies.


Hurricane Franklin in the Atlantic did his thing this week, and Tropical Depression Eleven is way out in the Atlantic. Hurricane Idalia hit Florida (as we go to print) as a dangerous Category 3 and is heading up the East Coast with significant uncertainty on where it’s going, with some models showing a possibility of it looping around and coming back, but as a weaker storm.


As I sat at this computer on Monday around lunch time, I received a text message from my daughter in college in NC, letting me know that there was an active shooter at the University of North Carolina, but that her roommate who attends UNC was okay, but was under lockdown at that moment. I don’t even know how to tell you what I felt at that moment. Our children should not have to go to school in fear. Those 31,000 students at UNC had to hide in bathrooms, classrooms, and dorms for many hours. This closely follows three people shot with an AR-style rifle at a Dollar Store in Jacksonville, Florida, on Saturday. The shooter was seen putting on a tactical vest in a parking lot at Edward Waters University as campus security pulled into the same parking lot. In Oklahoma, a 16-year-old boy was killed, and four others injured in a shooting at a high school football game. A 20-year-old University of SC student was accidently shot to death on the front porch of the house he thought was his, where he had moved just last week… where all the houses look alike. Sigh.


It’s Labor Day weekend, and good hungry American humans tend to stuff themselves with hamburgers and hotdogs. Texan Harman Dobson started out in 1950 with a tiny burger stand in Corpus Christi wanting to make a burger so hefty you had to hold it with two hands, and so good that customers would exclaim, “What a burger!” Texas’ favorite Whataburger has now been owned by a Chicago-based company since 2019, but I guess it’s still Texas’ favorite burger. Have you tried their Dr. Pepper milkshakes? In New York at the new Mischa restaurant, they have a hot dog made with dry-aged brisket in a smoked casing from the butcher, it weighs eight ounces, is nine inches long and comes snuggly placed in a house-made potato roll after being gently warmed in rendered beef fat and seared on the griddle. The dog is accompanied by dry-aged chili, pimento cheese, bacon-habanero chili crisp, cucumber relish, kimchi, and mustard that is stained yellow using marigold flowers. Pretty fancy! You can ask for Heinz if you think you need it. Price tag: $29. After looking at the beautiful picture of this work of food art, I am convinced it’s well-worth $29. To each of you who wake up every day and work hard for your dreams, Happy Labor Day. Now you have time to mow the lawn, clean the house, pull weeds, and reflect on all we failed to accomplish this summer because of the extreme heat. (If you are reading this by email on Wednesday afternoon, be sure to see the rare Super Moon tonight – it will be the last one for over a decade.) Thanks for reading us.

😊 LISA


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What I Heard This Week! 06-27-2019

What I Heard This Week June 26, 2019

Some weeks, I must ‘search’ for information that I think will be entertaining for you to read, then other weeks it’s everywhere I look. Hope you enjoy this week.


Oh, NO. Did you hear that Whataburger sold a majority stake in their company to a Chicago-based investment firm? Chicago is known for hot dogs and deep-dish pizza not burgers. The same week, Schlitterbahn announced the sale of their water parks in Galveston and New Braunfels to a corporation in Ohio. Ohio is known for Buckeyes. What the heck is a buckeye? Whatadisgace. Chicago and Ohio are so, not Texas. J.J. Watt, urged his more than five million followers on Twitter to “all chip in and buy Whataburger back and add kolaches.” Hmmm. One man tweeted, “182 men didn’t die at The Alamo just so we could give Whataburger over to Chicago.” Schlitterbahn did sell leaving the Henry family with an extra $261 million in their pockets, so that’s understandable, but still…Don’t Mess with Texas.


On a happy note, Texas Monthly has a new billionaire owner. Her name is Randa Duncan Williams and Forbes ranks her as the 290th wealthiest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $6.4 billion. Williams is a Houstonian and will take over Texas Monthly on June 30. At least someone from Texas is buying the magazine instead of Maine, Louisiana or China. Long Live Texas Monthly.


There was a ‘Love or Money’ survey. 8/10 people prefer love over money. My mother always said, “You can love a rich man just as easy as you can love a poor man.”


Remember ‘The Brady Bunch’ which aired from 1969 to 1974? Of course, you do. “Very Brady Renovation” is a new HGTV special that will be aired sometime in September. The Brady house was built in 1959 and is located in what should be a quiet neighborhood in North Hollywood, if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s ‘one of the most photographed houses’ in the country. For the original sitcom, the famous house was used only in exterior shots and all interior scenes were filmed at a studio. But for this special project the entire home will be renovated to look just like it did in 1969. Orange kitchen counters, open staircase and much more to reminisce about. In addition to Marcia, Peter, Cindy, Bobby, Jan and Greg, they will be joined by HGTV stars Steve Ford and Leanne Ford – Restored by the Fords, Jasmine Roth – Hidden Potential, Karen E. Laine and Mina Starsiak – Good Bones, Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott – Property Brothers and Lara Spencer – Flea Market Flip. The 2,477-square-foot home that sits on a 12,573-square-foot lot in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley was first listed last year for $1.88 million, but because it is a part of Hollywood history, there were many offers. HGTV was in a bidding war with former ‘NSYNC member Lance Bass and ended up paying $3.5 million for the home.


Facebook announced that it plans to launch a cryptocurrency called Libra. The digital cash will use encryption technology to make it secure and plans to work like Bitcoin, but with a stable value. A separate company, Calibra, is supposed to keep Libra users’ financial information separate and safe from the social network. Facebook hopes to recruit at least 100 partners who are willing to pay $10 million each to be a part of the Libra venture. Just recently, Chris Hughes, co-founder of Facebook, stated that Facebook is too big. Hmmm.  Facebook won’t run Libra, but will form a nonprofit called Libra Association, headquartered in Geneva, that will oversee the new currency and its use.


A judge announced that the trial for Dimitrios Pagourtzis, the suspect accused of killing eight classmates and two educators during the May 18, 2018 Santa Fe High School massacre, has been moved to Fort Bend County. Attorneys filed a motion in January requesting a change of venue, saying their client could not receive a fair trial in Galveston County because of pretrial publicity. Trial is scheduled for early 2020. I can’t imagine how changing the location of ‘this’ trial could change anything.


RECENT BIRTHDAYS:  Composer Lalo Schifrin is 87. Theme from Mission: Impossible, Dirty Harry, Starsky and Hutch, Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt. Rock singer musician Ray Davies is 75. The Kinks. Country singer Kathy Mattea is 60.  Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses. Singer Barry Manilow is 76. I Write the Songs. Copacabana. Actress Frances McDormand is 62. Movie director John Korty is 83. The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman. Pop singer Tommy DeVito is 91. The Four Seasons.

Senator Elizabeth Warren is 70. Rock Musician Jeff Beck is 75. The Yardbirds. Rock musician John Illsley is 70. Dire Straits. Actress producer Mindy Kaling is 40. Singer Solange Knowles is 33. Singer Peter Asher is 75. Peter and Gordon. Actress Lindsay Wagner is 70. Jaime Sommers in The Bionic Woman. Actress Meryl Streep is 70. Singer Alan Osmond is 70. He was the oldest of the seven siblings who could sing, as the two oldest brothers, Virl and Tom, are hearing impaired. Baseball Hall of Fame Lou Brock is 80. Recognized for being one of the most prolific base stealers in baseball history with 938 steals.

Sir Paul McCartney is 77. (can’t be...) Actress Isabella Rossellini is 67. Actress Gena Rowlands is 89. Actress Kathleen Turner is 65. Actor Bill Cobbs is 85. He was Reginald, a security guard on the verge of retirement in Night at the Museum. Boxing Hall of Fame Roberto Duran is 68.  Actor Danny Aiello is 86. Moonstruck. Actor John McCook is 75. VERY handsome actor known for The Bold and the Beautiful, Magnum, P.I. and The Young and the Restless. Rhythm & blues singer Lionel Richie is 70. Rock musician Michael Anthony is 65. Van Halen. Rock singer Grace Potter is 36. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals.


Best-selling author, Judith Krantz, died at the age of 91. She will be remembered for her racy romance novels, Mistral’s Daughter, I’ll Take Manhattan, Scruples and many others. Before she became a novelist at age 50, she was a writer at Good Housekeeping, Ladies Home Journal and Cosmopolitan.

Claus von Bulow, known for being convicted and then acquitted of trying to kill Sunny, his millionaire, American heiress socialite wife in 1979, died at 92. This left her in a temporary coma, as well as insulin overdose in 1980 which left her in a persistent vegetative state for the rest of her life. The 1990 movie and book were called “Reversal of Fortune” and the book was a very good read.


About 23 years ago (I was pregnant with Gage so that’s how I remember,) I drove to Waco and brought my granddaddy back to LJ. My grandma had just died, and I needed to spend some time with this special man. H.I. Tipps was a barber in Waco and growing up I realized that he knew just about everyone. We had the best conversations as we traveled through every little town, each one leading him to a memory about the people that he had met through the years. It was great, and I mean REALLY, exceptional great. We ate, antique shopped and stopped at a roadside stand to buy a watermelon. He told me everything to look for in a perfect melon. Either I wasn’t listening, or I didn’t think it was important or I wasn’t a very enthusiastic learner…whatever, but I now wish that I had listened to what he was trying to tell me. After three bad watermelon purchases last month, I Googled it. 1.) If the stem is green, it was picked too early. If the stem is brown, then the melon ripened on the ground. Perfect. 2.) Look for obvious yellow spots where the melon was allowed to bathe in the sun to ripen. The bigger the yellow (not white) spot, the better the melon. 3.) Press on the yellow spot and if it has a little ‘give’ to the melon, then it’s ripe. If the melon is too hard, it’s not ripe. 4.) Tap or thump the melon – if it sounds hollow then it’s high-water content and will be super sweet and juicy. If it doesn’t sound hollow, then it is not juicy. I do remember that Granddaddy was a great thumper. I sure wish he was still here because I would listen hard and take notes. He was one of the smartest, most gentle, loving men I have ever known.  (Don’t forget your saltshaker.)


Garden and Recycling Tip: In the heat of the summer, it’s hard to keep a garden alive in South Texas. Fill an empty gallon milk jug (water, orange juice, iced tea, soda bottle) with water and set it next to your thirsty garden plant. Take a safety pin and puncture 2-3 holes in the bottom close to the plant that needs watering. Do this in the evening then go do something else. The jug will slowly water your plant, so the water doesn’t run off. I guess you could add your fertilizer to the jug too. You might want to put a little pea gravel in the bottom to keep the jug in place until you water again. In the past, I have taken my jugs and put nail-size holes in the bottoms of the jugs, then buried all but the lid of the jug, close to the new plant, then just fill the jug up with water. It’s a perfect size hole for the water hose. This method tends to water deeper for plants that need deep roots, but both ways are good. One source said to punch a single hole at the top, so the jug doesn’t constrict. Another source said to be sure to put the lid back on to prevent excess evaporation and it will help keep mosquitoes from laying eggs inside the jug.


Four years ago, Kentucky expected to bring high-speed internet across the state. Because of delays, cost overruns and “ravenous squirrels” that have chewed through quite a bit of wiring and cables, company representatives are asking for an additional $110 million to finish the project. Yikes. In Texas, we just feed corn, acorns and peanuts to our squirrels.


We all love the “Grand Ol’ Christmas Show.” Greg Essington, Zack Kibodeaux, Catherine Clark, Will Hearn, Claire Kibodeaux, Kirsten Gatewood and many, many others are rehearsing right now to entertain us with a new show called “The Grand Ol’ American Radio Show.” Their tour of Texas begins this weekend at the Clarion in LJ. Blue Water Highway band will be backed by the Liberty Radio Orchestra & Gospel Singers celebrating the culture and music of a feel-good American summer. The music is great. www.GoShowProductions.com/tour. Remember that it’s THIS Saturday and Sunday.


Thank you to the 2 sweet ladies that weeded and trimmed the roses at the entrance of my subdivision last week. It looks great! I am working to get the city to put down some mulch for weed control. Thank you, Ray Jess, for reading this column and commenting. Thanks again to Cora for always smiling when she checks me out while I’m buying cat litter at Walmart. I’m on a journey to find the BEST cat litter in the world 😊. Thank you to the checker at Nordstrom Rack that gave me a wad of paper towels on Saturday because an incredible rain came while I was in the dressing room and I had left my windows cracked. Thank you for the manager at Home Goods who went ahead and gave me store credit for the pillows I returned. I swear, the receipt was in my hand when I left the house.


Chip and Joanna Gaines have introduced a $10.4 million plan to expand shopping at The Silos in Waco. They are calling it a new retail village at The Magnolia Market and will feature more shops, a whiffle ball field, a historic church that will be relocated to the area and some other attractions. This area draws around 30,000 visitors a week and construction has started. Wow. It is fun to see how they have single-handedly changed the Waco that existed 10 years ago.  It sure makes it hard to find an affordable hotel room now, but Waco desperately needed something like this.


Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck just received her PhD; writing her dissertation on unusual names. Her aunt said that cannabis was everywhere in 1972, the year that Marijuana was born and after smoking, her parents enjoyed cooling off with a sweet, fizzy can of Pepsi. So, when you think you’ve got it bad, please remember Marijuana Pepsi. She could have changed her name, but she didn’t. By the way, her older sister is named Kimberly and her younger sister is Robin. Go figure.


Thanks again for reading this. Don’t forget to give your Granddaddy a kiss and a hug (from Lisa.)

Much Ado About Nothing – “Whata What”

Much Ado About Nothing June 20, 2019

Much Ado by Jean Ciampi

On February 23, 1836 the great State of Texas was under siege from a foreign source with nefarious plans to take away a foundational key to the all that is great about the State of Texas: Remember the Alamo! August 8, 1950, Texas further establishes its predominance as the epicenter of Oh-Hell-Yeah when the first Whataburger opens in Corpus Christi. Last week, Texas again went under attack. A group of carpetbagger Yankees from Chicago bought Whataburger.

While I’m sure it was a universal response when the news was announced, my knee-jerk reaction was to saddle up, join the forces, storm the beaches and take it back! Having Whataburger guided by anyone who doesn’t understand that the stars at night are big and bright teeters close to being sacrilegious. How this even happened is unfathomable.

Then I took a minute to fathom it. In their defense, the carpetbagger Yankees do want to expand Whataburger further past the confines of the Red River and into places like, hmm, well, uh, how about MICHIGAN! Now I’m putting away my Bowie knife and considering the full impact of this. Honey butter chicken biscuits would go a whole long way to making Michigan and just about everything north of Dallas a better place. Maybe these northerners are the way they are simply because their lives have lacked Whataburger ketchup all this time. Think of how much closer we’d all be to world peace!!

Texas didn’t hold back Nolan Ryan from the rest of the world and yet he never forgot where he came from. Fire ants, FEMA trailers, fajitas, Frito pie have all carried the banner of Texas and maintained their integrity. Okay, maybe not the fire ants, but whatever. Dr. Pepper, Tito’s Handmade Vodka, and even Bluebell Ice Cream can be found beyond the borders and are none the worse for it. I think we have to have faith that even if you take the Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger Whatameal out of Texas, you can’t take the Texas out of the Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger Whatameal.
Is it really fair for Texas to selfishly withhold Whataburger from the rest of the country? Shouldn’t everyone be able to get a #1 cheeseburger with bacon, jalapenos and extra pickles, a side of fries and a root beer shake in the drive-thru at 2:20am? Come on, people, this is ‘Merica!

Much Ado About Nothing – North V South

Much Ado About Nothing September 5, 2018

Much Ado by Jean Ciampi

If you listen to the Flat Earth people, you believe, if you go far enough, you can eventually get to the edge of the Earth. At that point you fall off into the Abyss to be eaten by sea monsters. While I’m relatively confident this is not factual, I do know that if you go north any further than about Oklahoma City, things are no longer as they should be.  I believe once you’re out of range of a Whataburger, a Buc-cee’s bathroom, and some way of picking up an Astros’ broadcast, you have left civilization and should turn around immediately. No one should be expected to spend any extended time in a location without a Chick-fil-A. Yet, here I am.

If the absence of sweet tea wasn’t enough of an indication that I had sadly left the South, then realizing that practically every grocery store, daycare, and dentist office sells a complete selection of hard liquor cleared up any doubts. You can spend 20 minutes browsing brands of single malt scotch at the corner gas station. There are more types of tequilas than candy bars! What happened to that “Don’t Drink and Drive” message?

Liquor stores are called Party Stores. I suppose when every store is a liquor store, you have to find a way to set yourself apart. At the party store, along with all the makings for a Long Island Ice Tea and bottles of wine that are more than my monthly mortgage payment, you can also pick up the “Cheese of the Month” which might just happen to be the 2017 Supreme Champion at the World Cheese Awards. We’re not talking Velveeta here. Not at the party store. No, sir. Go back to the Shell station for that.

Party stores have gift ideas like personalized specialty glasses for your favorite Moscow Mule drinker. Every place else just has a local jackass with a red Solo cup. Party stores offer a full deli stocked with imported prosciutto. Other spots have packages of peppered beef jerky. If you ask me, it’s all just a bit of semantics.

Maybe there needs to be a little less focus on alcohol and more attention paid to negotiating a Ninfa’s or Pappasito’s here in the frozen tundra. Michigan may not be the edge of the Earth, but I think you can see it from here.

  • What I Heard This Week 10-26-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

  • What I Heard This Week 11-30-2023

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    Former US astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, recently remarried for the fourth time, which also happened to be on the occasion of his 93rd birthday. This time it was to Dr. Anca Faur, his 63-year-old, long-time companion (who looks like she wants to be 27), has a PhD in chemical engineering, and is now the executive vice president of Aldrin’s company, Buzz Aldrin Ventures.  He was first married to Joan Ann Archer in 1954 until divorcing in 1974. The next year he married Beverly Van Zile; they divorced after three years. His third marriage was to Lois Driggs Cannon in 1988 on Valentine's Day, divorcing 23 years later. Looks like he hasn’t given up on ‘love’ quite yet. He has sued two of his children and his former business manager claiming they stole money from him and are slandering his legacy, and that they also undermined his "personal romantic relationships" by forbidding him from getting married. His children say he is also spending money at an alarming rate. Sounds like those children are out of luck. There is a new sheriff in town and her name is MRS. Aldrin. ☹ Notes: Aldrin is also a strong advocate for human exploration of Mars. In 2002, he escaped assault charges after punching a man who demanded he swear on a Bible that the Moon landing was not staged. Good for him. He also said, “Tang sucks. “

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  • What I Heard This Week! December 20, 2018

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